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Middle-aged detective Shinichi Kudo

I am Kudo Shinichi, a middle-aged detective.

...Obviously not long ago, I was still a high school student detective.

It starts with me accidentally witnessing a suspicious transaction scene, and countless paragraphs are omitted in the middle. In short, the result is that I woke up as a middle-aged man.

"In the end what happened!"

Hearing my uncle's voice similar to Uncle Maori's, I almost collapsed!

"Hehe, I just tried the medicine with you, let me see - it will recover after a while, remember to tell me how long it takes to recover, and there are side effects of the medicine."

A scientist named Verdi told me with a sinister face.

Of course, I argued with him angrily for a long time, about the fact that he shouldn’t be doing human experiments, about human rights, and about——I got an anesthesia needle and fell down, and when I woke up, I was already thrown on the street.

- Seriously, these Mafia's are too much!

Pain mask, who wants to change from a high school student to an uncle in one day!Return my youth!

Anger is anger, but I can't help it, I don't even know where that Verdi is.I can only go to Dr. Ali, a scientist I know first, hoping to get some help from him.

As a result, as soon as I ran, I stumbled on my left and right feet.The balance of my body was too bad, and it took me a while to adjust. After I finally got used to it, I was out of breath within two steps.

——Why do middle-aged people have such poor physical strength!

I, who is used to running away when something is urgent, finally realized that middle-aged people are different from youth and teenagers!Uncle Maori, I will never laugh at you again!It turns out that you are quite physically strong among middle-aged people!

"Sir, are you all right?"

The familiar voice made me happy: "Xiao Lan!"

When I looked up, it was indeed my childhood friend Mao Lilan!However, she looked at me with embarrassment, hesitated and asked.

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Yusaku Kudo? Sorry, I didn't recognize you after you shaved."

I:"--!"

I want to tell her, no, I'm not my dad!But I can't explain how I changed from a high school student to an uncle, maybe I will be regarded by Xiaolan as a weirdo who likes to fantasize!

"Cough, um, I'm actually Kudo-Conan, yes, Kudo Conan, a relative of Kudo Yusaku, many people say we look alike."

Xiaolan wowed, and nodded again and again: "It really looks like it! Sorry, Mr. Ke Nan, did you fall down? Do you need me to take you to the hospital?"

Hospital?No, it may be more troublesome for me to go to the hospital in this situation. I don't have any identity documents.It's normal for a child to have no ID card, but an uncle, who is clearly an adult, doesn't even have a ID card, so he was sent in as a suspicious person.

"Cough, it's okay. I accidentally fell and I didn't get hurt."

That being said, when I tried to get up, I found it really hard to sit up by myself!At a young age, I actually felt the physical weakness, panic, and emptiness of lack of bone density in middle-aged people!The latter may just be my psychological effect. In short, my physical condition is completely different!

... From now on, I must not just indulge in mystery novels and solving crimes. From now on, Xiaolan and I will get up and run every morning!

With such determination in my heart, I was helped up by Xiaolan.

I didn't realize before that Xiaolan with a bad temper turned out to be quite gentle towards others, I thought to myself.

"Ah, look how filial that daughter is!"

"Yeah, yeah, do you want to go shopping with your dad? It would be great if my children are so considerate and filial."

I:"……!!!"

I want to change back immediately!Let's go to Dr. Ali to see if he can do anything!

Just then, we saw a group of passers-by running to the other side of the road to watch.

"Someone jumped off the building!"

"My God! It's terrible!"

--What?There is a case!

I immediately wanted to rush over, but obviously, my body wouldn't allow it, and I almost fell off my horse.

"Mr. Conan, please slow down! It's easy to get injured again!"

Xiaolan warned me.

"Help me there first, Xiaolan. There's been a murder!"

Xiaolan frowned: "Mr. Ke Nan, what did you do in the past when someone was murdered? That's the police's business."

"I... I am a detective, yes, I am Detective Conan, so let me go!"

Xiaolan looked at me sympathetically: "I know you are a detective, but your current appearance will only cause trouble for others, let alone solve the case. You should go back and have a good rest."

I spent a lot of time convincing Xiaolan, and finally she agreed to take me to the scene, but at that time, the surrounding area was cordoned off, and no one was allowed to approach.

I tried to join but got kicked out.

"If you are an elementary school student or a high school student, don't say it. You are an adult at this age. Don't you know that you can't hinder the police from handling the case?"

I quickly explained that I was a detective.

The other party became even more impatient: "Where do you think this is? You say you are a detective and you are? If you are a detective, what about your certificate? What about your business license? Or is there any police officer who can prove your identity?"

I am dumbfounded.

I used to be a high school student detective, and I relied on Uncle Mori to prove that I was ok.

And high school students don't need any business licenses or detective certificates.

Thinking about it now, I turned out to be relying on my relationship to do business without a license?I used to take advantage of Uncle Mao Li's relationship and scolded him for his slow brain response, which is really inappropriate!

In the end, as a middle-aged person, I had no way to prove my identity, not to mention participating in the case, and I was almost taken away for questioning because I looked suspicious. Fortunately, Xiaolan helped me speak well.

In the end, Xiaolan sent me, who was depressed, to Dr. Ali's home.

"Xiao Lan, you are here! I have been looking for you for a long time, wow, who is this, why is this uncle dressed so strangely, like a beggar?"

I finally noticed that because my body grew taller violently, my clothes and pants were all a lot shorter!I went all the way like this?No wonder people think I'm suspicious!

"It's a relative of Uncle Kudo Yusaku, who accidentally sprained his foot on the road. I sent him to Dr. Ali's house."

Ran explained to her friend Sonoko Suzuki.

The guy in Yuanzi looked at me critically, then pulled Xiaolan aside to speak in a low voice.

"This guy is so wretched. The way he looked at you just now was wrong. Xiao Lan, stay away from him. Anyway, he has been delivered. Let's go."

——Sonoko, what are you talking about, you bastard!

Unexpectedly, Xiaolan also secretly glanced at me suspiciously, and then said to Yuanzi in a low voice: "Really, I thought it was my illusion, he is very familiar, he called me Xiaolan when he came up, and I supported him." When he was with him, he didn't avoid suspicion at all, and he didn't bother to pay attention to the appearance of taboo."

Yuanzi was horrified: "There is such a grown-up, you have to pay more attention in the future, don't help out as soon as you hear that you are a relative, there will be all kinds of strange relatives."

Xiaolan: "I'll pay attention in the future, let's go."

I was dumbfounded, as if struck by lightning!I finally realized that on the way Xiaolan helped me, I was too used to casual intimate contact with Xiaolan. This is nothing to high school students, but if an uncle does this to female high school students, it will make girls disgusted. Disgusted, I think he has other plans!

"Well, sir, who are you? Although Xiaolan said that you are someone I know, but I don't know you."

Dr. Ali asked me with a blank face.

"Doctor! Come and see how I can recover!"

I hastened to tell the truth about what happened to me.

The doctor didn't believe it at first, but after I tried various methods to prove it, the doctor finally became skeptical.

"Ah, I'm just a Ph.D. in science and engineering. It's okay to make small inventions, but the situation you mentioned is in the field of biology-you said Verdi before? That is a legendary figure, he can be said to be a myth in the industry Yes, but he's only employed by Mafia, so it's usually hard to get to him."

I felt hopeless: "Am I going to go on like this forever?"

The doctor comforted: "Didn't Verdy ask you to record the time when you changed back? I think it will change back sooner or later, and he will ask you to return."

I was filled with righteous indignation: "Damn it, he broke the law and committed such a crime, I want to report him!"

The doctor looked at me sympathetically: "Maybe, no, as I said, he works for Mafia, and the result of your report may be that you become a corpse in the cell."

Me: "...is Mafia so arrogant?"

Doctor: "Either why do you think it's called Mafia! What's more likely to happen is that he used some weird potion to make you lose your memory, or turn you into his exclusive experimental animal. So it's better to please him."

Me: "Are there evil people in this world?"

Doctor: "But I'm also curious, why he didn't use other people to test the medicine, but insisted on arresting you. Did you do something to offend him?"

I:"……"

The world is spinning, so what happened to me now is all my own fault?

……

…………

It took 24 hours to get rid of the uncle status, let alone, that time was hell.

Including but not limited to, being reported as a suspicious person, being chased by a wretched thief who was stealing underwear, being entangled in insurance fraud and forcing me to buy life insurance, etc.During this period of time, I have no chance to solve the case at all. On the contrary, I have to avoid the police, because I don't have identity documents, and there must be problems in the investigation!What's even more tragic is that Xiaolan was treated as a suspicious perverted relative!Coupled with the lumbar pain, cervical pain, etc. that only uncles have—what's even more frightening is that my eyesight has even declined!God, what did I do wrong!

When I regained my original shape, I couldn't hold back the tears.

It's true that you will cherish it when you lose it. Until now, I don't know how happy I am as a high school student!

That Verdi, sooner or later I will collect evidence and catch you all!I swear on my name, high school detective Shinichi Kudo!

"Xinyi! Look at you on YouTube! Someone caught you!"

The doctor took out the computer and showed it to me, only to see a middle-aged uncle who claimed to be Detective Conan, who was wearing ill-fitting clothes and repeatedly pestered the police to go in to check the scene.

[Hahaha Conan?Why didn't he call himself Doyle or Holmes? 】

[It's a big face, it's good enough that they didn't send you to a mental hospital. 】

[An uncle is so shameless, now an adult, tsk tsk. 】

[Whoever said it, it's not that the old people have become bad, it's that the bad guys have become old, it's this kind of uncle who hinders public security, and our city police's detection rate is so low. 】

[That's right, that's right! 】

I:"……"

This world is really harsh on adults!

I feel again that high school students are really the most precious years, and a person should cherish his existing life!