life is embarrassing

So brain-damaged No. 1 (Huan) and Tongfeng No. 1 (Xiaoxue) finally realized the seriousness of the problem.囧... Under the eyes of a group of people who were completely speechless, they hurried to Yinglan.

"Hello everyone... I'm here to play..." Looking at the listless crowd today, something really happened...

"55555, Xiaoxue... Huan is sick... 555555 can't wake up..." I said Senior Honey, can you stop throwing me down...

"Ah...it turns out that everyone cares about me so much...Dad is so touched..." A familiar voice suddenly appeared...

"..." Hearing a familiar voice suddenly, everyone in the HOST department couldn't react for a while.

"..." This sentence gave Xiaoxue a deep [beep——]

Excuse me, can I join someone? Damn it! !Who gave you permission to speak, bastard! !I still have to ask about the situation! ! !

"Xiaoxue!!! Your right hand!!!"

My god...will you still give me a life? ! !I have no choice but to confess and be lenient...

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"Your Highness has become Xiaoxue's right hand... I really can't help it..." - Hikari

"Yeah... really lucky..." —— Xin

"Not at all!!!" - Xiaoxue

"555555, does Xiaoxue hate me?..."——Huan

"..." - Senior Tian

"Ah... is there a solution to this matter?" - Jing Ye

"Senior Huan, don't make trouble for others..." - Chun Fei

"Would you like to eat the cake if the ring turns into a right hand..." -Senior Honey.

...How do I know how to solve this matter! !There is no harm! !Depend on!I don't know his family! !What do you want me to do! !I haven't complained yet! ! (then what are you doing?)

"Sa... that's all we can do first, Huan, you can be Xiaoxue's right hand..." Senior Jing Ye! ! _Don't be so irresponsible! ! !

"Is this disease contagious?" Chun Fei, you asked a very good question, but didn't you notice everyone's expressions?Who wants to grow an idiot on their hands! ! !

Hey Hey hey! ! !What do you mean by this! !Is it necessary to drive us out! ! !sky! !This is not terminal illness! !What are you so afraid of, you bastards! !

"55555555, I don't want my father anymore...Xiaoxue..." Huan turned into a puppy because he could no longer be a big dog.

"..." Do you have to cry?Am I worse off than you? !There are more difficult things in my family! ! !

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"Dad, Mom, I'm back... I have something to do, so I'll go upstairs first..." I stuffed my right hand, which was wrapped in several layers of cloth, into my pocket, and rushed upstairs quickly.

"Honey...do you think Xiaoxue is weird today?..." ——Mom

"No... I only have eyes for you..." - Dad

"Huan... are you still alive..." I really didn't mean it...

"..." The ring of the soul leaving the body. 555555...Why am I so miserable...

Forget it, you are dying, I still have to work... I have not dealt with the company's affairs after lying down all night yesterday... By the way, my parents are back, why do I have to deal with the company's affairs! ! !Wasn't it all done by Lu Luxiu and the others? !

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"Xiaoxue, what are you doing..." Huan lay on the table, watching Xiaoxue carefully read some documents, adding some annotations and signatures from time to time.Is she working?

"You took over your parents' company... right? Don't you have a ring?" I remember him like?should?I have taken over...

"..." Suddenly there was an unusual silence.

"..." Am I going to pick up my old job again and become a bosom sister (sister)? "Does Huan want to see his mother?"

"Well, but it's not allowed..." Huan, who was extremely lonely, had sadness in his eyes.

I can't stand Prince Melancholy the most! ! !Can you please stop doing this! ! 5555555... My heart hurts too... You should stop emitting your hormones! ! ! !

"If, Huan, you could surpass your grandma, would you meet your mother?"

He raised his head in a "swish", looked at Xiaoxue, with [Is it really possible?] in his eyes. 】

I smiled slightly, and stroked his head with my fingers, "Sa...follow me well, maybe you'll be fine..." At worst, I will use some means to buy your family's property and give it to you.

"Xiaoxuexue...that's really bad...you don't care about the lovely family..." I said, do you have the nerve to say that all of you climbed into my house through the windows? !Didn't you see that one person has already been given [beep——] by you? !

"What's the matter... I'm really busy..." A stack of official documents needs to be approved... You can find fun on your own... I don't mind jumping into the bone well...

"We brought a lot of [various] medicines for your friend to try..." Rarity, are you sure these medicines are for him? ?Not for me? ?Why am I so cold... By the way, he grows on me! !If he eats it, it means I eat it! ! !

"Does it really work??" Huan opened her big shining eyes.Have you forgotten what happened at school today?To believe their words!

"Well, well, really!...Is it Xiaoxue..." I said that Comrade Nong was not threatening! ! !

"Yeah..." Sorry! !Huan, just suffer a little bit... At most, I will go to the toilet instead of you...

After the gang of demons finished bullying Huan, they entered my house through the main entrance and asked to stay.I said! !Wouldn't it be good if you were like this from the beginning! !Is it fun to learn how to climb the wall! !

Dad! ! !You'll let them stay too! !Didn't you find out that they were plotting something wrong? !Ah huh? !

"Am I going to die... 5555555" Huan, whose face was blue, was in pain.How can I believe what they say... 555555 is terrible!

Xiaoxue sighed helplessly, bit her left finger, and the blood just flowed down.

"Wow...!!! Xiaoxue!! You are going to kill yourself!!!" Holding Xiaoxue's left hand, a trace of heartache flashed in his eyes.

"Fuck! It's for you to drink!! Try to see if it can detoxify!!" Drop the blood into his mouth, you know my blood is very precious!Many people want it, but I still don't give it!

"Ugh...!!!" "Boom!——"

twitch! ! !Twitching all over! !The ring is gone! ! ! !My right hand is back! ! ! ! 5555555555555 Scattering Flowers... It turns out that it really only needs to suck a little of my blood... 55555555 We have dragged on for so long! ! !

"What happened?" "What was the sound just now?" "Are you okay?" "Xiaoxue"

Yang Yang and a group of them rushed into Xiaoxue's room.Hello! ! !I am a woman! !After all, you are a little self-conscious! ! !Although I know you are concerned about me, at least my parents are at home now, bastard! !Don't you know how to cover up a little bit? !By the way, I remember that my room seems to have soundproofing facilities, right? !How do you know what happened to me! !

"Huan, hungry, sucked my blood, hungry, disappeared."

"!!!" They looked at Xiaoxue in surprise, as if it was difficult to digest the words just now, "Did you really smoke?!"

Xiaoxue nodded, is there such a fuss?Haven't you also sucked my blood?

"Do you know what will happen if you suck your blood!!!" Rarity looked at Xiaoxue angrily.damn it! !Does she even know? ! !

"Isn't it just that you can see ghosts?"

"Not only that, but you can also see your memory before you sucked blood for us."...Fanfan...don't scare me...I know you seldom speak...but don't be scared to death when you speak me! ! !

"Haha...how is it possible..." How could such a thing happen...don't lie to me...what are you doing so seriously...hey...smile...

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"Wow... how did 5555555 do this!!!!" 555555555 (finally willing to face reality) why didn't you guys say it earlier! !Why did you tell me now! ! !

Could it be that they have known all the embarrassing things about me before?I used to take advantage of Xinyi, Longma, and Rarity when they were young, take photos and sell them to their parents when they were in the shower. Did you know?Did you know that I forced them to wear women's clothing?Did you know that I painted on their faces with oil-based pens? (What the hell else did you do!!) I often put drugs in their food and watch them go to the toilet?You know everything about dressing up as a man to go to casinos, red [beep——] districts, etc.?Oops……

I don't want to live anymore! ! !Really don't want to live! ! !My perfect image! ! 555555555555555

Qu Xirui was completely speechless looking at the people lying on the ground crying out of shape, with water still standing around them.But still very happy, at least a lot of her memories are related to her, although not all [good] memories, and why should anyone share the memories between them, bastard! ! !

Zhan Lingyang recalled those interesting memories since he sucked someone's blood, unconsciously began to investigate slowly, and contacted this person.I hope that I can get along with her as I remember, and at the same time, I am jealous that Rarity met her first. Of course, this is also the thought of other people who have also sucked Xiaoxue's blood.

"King is calling... King is calling..." Damn! !who! !Get on the phone in the atmosphere I managed to cultivate! !They almost [could not be held accountable] because of my [painful pain]...! ! (it's out of the question……)

【TMD! !who! ! ! 】

[Xiaoxue...it's me...] Huan was on the other end of the phone, and she seemed to have turned into a giant dog wagging its tail.

"Pa—" Coming up at a crossroad, you are the one who killed me with my brain! ! !Why are you still alive! ! 【What's up……? ] (absolutely gnashing teeth)

[(*^__^*) Hee hee... Na na... I've changed back...] (No killing intent at all)

【You bastard...do you want to die...】(Voice from Hell)

[Wow Kaka... I've decided! !The theme of tomorrow's department is "Master and Slave"! ! ! ] (Still no murderous person found)

"Pa—" completely awakened, completely awakened, extremely regretful.How did I know this person! ! !Why didn't I [bite him]! ! !Why didn't I send him into the six realms of reincarnation! ! (Didn't you find yourself on the path of perversion at all?)

"Xiaoxuexue, would you like me to lend you a pistol? Do you want the suppressed version?" I said, classmate Chen, why are you so excited! !Why can't I have a normal one by my side! ! !