life is embarrassing

"Gang...Li Baoen...Lan Bo, here I come..." Xiaoxue happily ran towards them, today's thunderstorm is really dangerous...I saw the prison temple holding the corner with [Idiot] on it. On Lanbo's head, the bull's horn can't be charged...

"..." Ah Gang and the others made a black line.

Lan Bo always thought it was just a game, so he went up happily.Our kind-hearted A Gang squatted down and touched Lan Bo's head "If you hate it, it's okay not to go. I don't know why Dad planned to make this decision to let you little devil fight, It's really strange, Lan Bo, you don't want to die, do you?"

Why do I feel that you are father and son?Hey, hey, hey... Gang, you are so loving... Is this going to be a father-son story? !

However, Rambo seems very ungrateful~ "Gang doesn't know~ Mr. Rambo is invincible... he won't die..." Gang also stopped him from using the ten-year rocket launcher and gave him a pair of rocket launchers. [Historic] horns.

It was impossible for the game to stop because Lanbo was a child, a bolt of lightning struck, and Lanbo was hit without any precautions... His tail was burnt... Shit! !Just because he is in that system, is he resistant to lightning strikes? ! !I want it too...

Levi, another Guardian of Thunder, became jealous for some reason, and began to attack Rambo violently.Lan Bo was very scared, and climbed into the ten-year rocket launcher, did you forget your father's reminder?

10 years later, Lanbo appeared, still eating dumplings! !It's really idle... It seems that after ten years, I will be doing well! !The lord Rambo inserted the horns and began to attack.Hungry... It's not a bullfight... But whether it's a child or an adult now, Rambo, you are still useless... You were defeated at once... So the adult, Rambo, ran into the ten-year rocket launcher crying, so... …

I said why did you run in crying!Don't you know it's embarrassing!Know

"Lanbo 20 years later!!!!" As everyone shouted, Xiaoxue stiffened... Hey... Another embarrassing thing came... Hey... This guy with a head but no tail!

20 years later, Lanbo turned his head to look at us, with sadness and nostalgia, "I can still see you again, I really miss it~ Everyone's faces are so memorable. Although I want to cry, but this It's not the time to be sentimental...it seems to be glared at by savage people." By the way, after ten years, everyone... will be almost dead... let alone 20 years?He is alone, very lonely...

When Rambo comes 20 years later, the game will be won smoothly, right? ?wrong! !Big mistake! !Hit halfway to me a time is up! ! !Baby Rambo is out! ! !The electrocuted [deadly], [life is better than death]... So, this battle, lost... Did you make a mistake! ! !What kind of game is this!Is it purely a spoof? !

I said, what am I here for?It doesn't seem to be broadcasting live here with a microphone, right?

In order to protect Rambo, A Gang broke the rules and lost the big space ring "If you let important companions die in front of your eyes, you will die with regret."

"Ah...Ah Gang is so handsome...hit Daddy X's family!!!" Xiaoxue is cheering here...at the same time, many people look at her with blank eyes...cut...

It's very unfortunate... Xiaoxue just finished saying this, when Dad X really appeared, and as a result, he received even more stares. T0T, I didn't mean to! ! !Just talking casually...

After that, there was a lot of nonsense gossip, and the last sentence, wouldn't it be good that tomorrow is the battle in the prison temple? !What are you doing with so much talk! ! !Do you think people can wait for one episode a week! ?

Lanbo was sent to the hospital, those who should go home, those who should be trained, those who should be doing coolies are doing coolies.That's right, that coolie is me, I'm going to find Pineapple, Li Baoen asked me to give him a letter, probably a "love letter"...

Came to the long-lost Obsidian Central Park and found Inu and Qianzhong. "The two are injured??"

"Are you here to fight?!" The dog set his teeth, seemingly displeased.

Xiaoxue wisely chose to ignore this person directly, and asked Qian Zhong, "Is Liu Daoku here? I have something to ask him."

"What do you want to do to Mukuro-sama!!!" Inu started chirping again.

"Is something wrong? He's not here now." It's still more normal.

"This is the letter Li Baoen asked me to give him." Handed it to Qian Zhong, looking at them ambiguously, will they fall in love with each other for a long time... "After he comes back, please leave it to him, just this matter, goodbye gone."

"Hey!!! Don't ignore me!!" The dog rushed over, and Xiaoxue punched him, looking at the person who directly lifted the corpse, it was really annoying... Now it is quiet.

When Xiaoxue walked out of the Obsidian Center, she met a long-lost Mr. Fox, "Miss Xiaoxue, Master Aizen invited you to be a guest."

"Please tell Uncle Lanran that my mother is still on the road to overcome the thorns and thorns. There are still snowy mountains, rivers, forests, dragons, witches, and handsome men...so the postponement..." Then she said calmly Pushing away the knife on his neck, he sighed plaintively, "Then choosing another day is worse than hitting the sun, now..."

"Miss Xiaoxue is still the same as before, she likes to joke a lot..." A certain fox smiled proudly... Then with just one wave, a hole opened in the sky, embarrassing... the atmosphere has this kind of ignorance of science People will be destroyed! ! !

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As soon as you arrive at Xuquan, your first feeling is...poor! ! ! !The second feeling is...white! !So it is poor and white.The house is completely empty, so I'm not afraid of others stealing things...

Yinzi children's shoes suddenly picked up Xiaoxue and walked all the way, because the surroundings were so white that Lu Chi's Xiaoxue couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north. He only knew that he was running forward... probably...

"Run... run slower..." I said you led my neck to run on purpose, right? !

"But... Master Aizen doesn't like being late... I spent a lot of time buying persimmon cakes..." Don't pretend to be innocent! !Damn! ! !Who allowed you to buy persimmon cakes! ! !explain!Is it because the public money is used by you to buy persimmons so it’s so white!

Xiaoxue only had half her life left when she got to Xuye Palace, damn it! ! !Running so fast is not afraid of bumping into Xu! !You can't mess around without traffic lights! !To obey the traffic rules! !asshole! !

"Miss Xiaoxue, please go in..." Someone opened the door for me.

A handsome uncle sat on a very high place and said, "Welcome to my palace, Xiaoxue." Are you afraid of sudden high blood pressure? ?Although your eyesight is fine, you still can't do it so high...

"Long time no see, Uncle Lanran..." Xiaoxue greeted and looked around, 1-10, oh, it should be 0-9...Xiaoge and Xiaowu are also here...Oh hehehehe... The 9th is also there, well, it seems that it can be implemented in advance.

Uncle... Someone's eyebrows twitched, am I this old? "What do you think of this?" After speaking, he glared at a certain fox who was snickering.

"Single color affects vision, facial stiffness affects mood, too few handsome guys affect appetite, too much sand (fool) affects IQ." I really answered seriously...

"Miss Xiaoxue" a certain fox twitched and looked at the complaining girl, as if he had been shocked, "Master Aizen is asking what you think of them." After speaking, he pointed at Ten Blades.

"That's it... I said it earlier... I thought it was something..." Xiaoxue gave Yinzi a dissatisfied look, and looked closer at Shiren, "Well, (Ya Mi) this one is too fat!! This... (Ke Yatai) ) Looks so horny!! (Bailegang) What a bad old man! (Tiya) Exhibitionist!! (Ulquiorra) Facial paralysis (Neutra) Shou!! Oh, it’s forced!! ( Grimmjow) Simple minded and strong limbs (Zomali) Monk!! (Saar Apollo) Glasses man (Aronilo) Pervert!!"

"..." The black line + resentment + anger is the aura that Xiaoxue is experiencing now, so she immediately changed her words and said, "This is broken face... still needs to be strengthened (psychological quality)"

"Yin, take Miss Xiaoxue down to rest." Lan Ran spoke, and there seemed to be a black line on her forehead.

"Miss Xiaoxue, please..." I will leave if I don't say anything, who likes to stay here...

Yinzi took Xiaoxue to an all-white room and left...I hate white...I don't want to stay here! ! !I want to go home! !So I started to run away immediately... I was going to find some unlucky guy, but... Yexu Palace is very big, very big, so big that you can get lost...

"Damn!! Yin Zi, I know you're watching!! Find a way for me!!!" After the 25th time he walked into a dead end, someone started to get mad.

"Isn't this the previous guest? Xiaoxue." A person came out, Haiyan... No, it wasn't him, he was Yaronilo.

"Is there something wrong? No.90 blade?" Xiaoxue raised her eyebrows, don't try to lie to me!

"Ah... Hey... I'm Haiyan... Don't you recognize me?" He walked over with a playful smile, just like before, hooking Xiaoxue's shoulders, "Come and take you to my palace to play..."

I left with him without refusing, I will save Haiyan, and I will kill you too.No one can insult my friend.No one can insult him with his face! !

When he came to his palace, he began to say that he made the Ten Blades on purpose to be the internal response. He was surprised to see me and worried about me.I just took out the glazed bead, looked at it, and could rescue him in no time.

"Ah, you still don't believe me?" He seemed a little distressed and tangled.

He took out Zanpakuto, looked at his face against Haiyan, "You know what? You don't have the right to call me Xiaoxue." After speaking, he swung at him.

"You're really good at it...he really cares about you." He didn't seem to want to pretend anymore, and took out his knife.

"If you are only ninth, you dare to provoke me, sit on the frosty sky! Hinlun Maru!" The ice froze everything for a moment, but he escaped.

"Aren't you afraid of hurting him?? Let the water and the sky turn around, Xihua!" He pointed to his face, as if he thought I really didn't dare.

I didn't speak, and continued to defend and attack.Illusion - Drunk. (A new invention, the enemy will see the truest desire in his heart, be confused, as if drunk and unable to wake up.) He really stopped.

Immediately, I shot the glass beads into his body, but I didn't expect him to grab my hand, "It's such a powerful move~ I'll eat you too."

It was too late to react when he was slashed, blood was flowing from the abdomen, but the glass beads went in, and the rest was just to kill him.

"I will definitely kill you!!" Pointing at him, he smiled and said, "You are very lucky~ you are the first in this world to be killed by my thoughts."

"Hahaha~ You're laughing so hard!! Kill me?! And the first one??!!!" He sneered.

Hmph, let's watch... [Book of Desire].

If we talk about what Kuroro did in Greed Island without telling the truth, there is another one is to find the Bomb Demon, and use the illusion to find him, so...

"Bomb Demon." Hit him on the head with his hand, and then jumped far away.

"Such an attack can kill me?! Aizen-sama's guest is not very good...it just pats the head! Hahaha!!"

"Hmph...really?" I started to explain my ability [Bomb Demon's ability] to him, and his face turned pale, "I set the time for 5 minutes, so..."

"Boom--", his head exploded, and two small bony skull-shaped broken faces rolled to the ground and began to call out to Master Lan Ran.

Clutching the wound, she walked over quickly, the glazed beads had absorbed all of Haiyan's soul, turned a little blue, seemed to be alive, jumping with a faint flash.Xiaoxue looked at the No.90 blade coldly, "Let's scatter, Senbon Sakura." Not a trace of the corpse remained.

Ah...the commotion was so fierce, how could no one know about it?No one stood up to stop it?It can be seen that Aizen also let me do this, what is the purpose?What is Ten Blades to him?Is it just a tool too?Holding the glazed beads tightly, it's time to leave after staying too long.

However, after walking for a long time, I ran into Yinzi, "That's amazing...Miss Xiaoxue, Lord Aizen is looking for you..."

He took me to the conference hall again, this time only Aizan, Yinzi and Xiaoxue, no one else.

"It's such an interesting ability, you can surprise me every time, join us...Xiaoxue" Look, this even's name has changed.

"I'm not interested in joining your fight. As long as it doesn't hurt the people I want to protect, I won't interfere." It's obvious, you don't understand, right?

"Doesn't Xiaoxue think that the current soul world needs to be changed?" Aizen looked at me with a smile, as if she was determined to pay attention, "With our strength, there is no problem."

"There is a need to change, but don't you realize that you are stupid?" Suddenly the murderous look came over, Xiaoxue paused, "It is impossible for the King of Soul not to know, will he let your threat exist? Or is he just taking advantage of your betrayal?" Do something else?" The murderous look disappeared, and Aizen looked at Xiaoxue thoughtfully.

"Uncle Lan Ran, if you just come to visit me, I can do it anytime, but I've been busy recently, so I'll come back later, I remember helping my room to look better, and at least planting some flowers and plants."

"..." 2 minutes of silence "Silver, send her away, oh, yes. I am very interested in why you know my Zanpakuto ability... I hope I can find out next time."

"..." Then, Xiaoxue was struck by lightning.

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"Everyone, I'm back..." Xiaoxue opened the door excitedly, after all, she had been missing for a long time...

"Oh, you're back." But everyone's reaction was so indifferent... Xiaoxue's enthusiasm was not at all expected, and he was hit again, embarrassing... You guys make me so sad! ! !

"Xiaoxue, you're back..." A touch of silver flew into Xiaoxue's arms.

"555..." Xiaoxue wiped her nose with emotion, "Ah Tian... your hair is getting better and better..."

As a result, he was caught by a fox, "It really ruins the atmosphere!!"