life is embarrassing

"Is there something wrong?" Looking at the coy Joshua, he suddenly thought of his daughter who was going to get married?Immediately, I was deeply moved. Is this what it feels like to be a father?

"I... am I very bad..." Joshua lowered his head, not daring to look into the eyes of the girl in front of him, for fear that it might be filled with disgust, fear or other emotions.

Are you really entangled with what happened just now... You are really entangled~~ "No, Joshua is not wrong, but it is very important to be flexible in dealing with people. Avoid the harm that can be avoided."

"Can you work around it?" He murmured, seeing the girl's gentle smile, his inner worries disappeared. "I see, thank you."

If the child knows it, go to sleep... You must know that the sleep of teenagers is very important! !Not only is it related to growing taller, but also physical strength!

"You're welcome..." I was exhausted, and as soon as I got back to the room, I fell asleep on the bed, but I didn't notice a bracelet suddenly appeared on my hand, and then the bracelet gave off a faint light.

---------------------------------Its daybreak--------------- -------------------------

"Hmm..." I opened my eyes... Seeing the different scenery in front of me, I almost thought I was wearing it again.I really broke out in a cold sweat~~ You must know that I haven't done anything big yet! !

"Xiaoxue!" Rarity pushed open the door and saw that I was awake, and immediately ran over nervously, "How did you suddenly faint?" He frowned, his eyes were completely serious.

"Hungry..." I fainted? ? ?no? ? ?At most, it's quite a corpse, right?How many years have passed?But it seems that the time here has not changed~~ Or is Rarity good at keeping the face? "Probably hungry."

"Hungry..." Yang Yang also appeared, narrowing his eyes. 555555 is so dangerous...

"And Xiaoxue seems to be very uneducated recently..." A large group of people came in, and it was Nongnong who said that.

...囧...did I really do something? ? ! !Or did I push it to someone? ?Who did I crush? !No!I didn't even kill Xiao Yue! !

"Okay... everyone, don't scare Xiaoxuexue...she was so scared that she curled up into a ball..." Yangyang smiled, but he was actually the one who scared Xiaoxue the most. "Xiaoxuexue...we have interesting things to do Do it...so you have to be obedient...lovely people will bring you gifts...otherwise..."

"I will!!!" Xiaoxue immediately sat up and raised her hands, completely "I am a good baby, I will be obedient".Damn! !What are you black lines! !

"It seems that you really want us to go..." Lie Lie walked over with a half-smile.

...Xiaoxue swallowed in fear, "No way, I'm afraid of delaying your [major event]..." 55555 Xiaoxue cried in his heart...it's terrible...the zoo doesn't have such scary things!

"Oh hehe... everyone is about to leave... otherwise our [big event] will be missed." The smiling fox led the demon army and watched me slowly disappear with a strange smile...

...Really gone... Wei Mao smiled so weirdly! ! !I'm afraid! ! ! !Xiaoxue looked at the calendar and time... So I just slept all afternoon? ? ! !But I have been there for a long time! !At least ten years!

[That's just a matter of time passing...] A voice came out so strangely...

"Ghost!!!!!!"

【...It's me, I'm talking to you with a bracelet. 】

"Ikuko??"

【Yep】

"...I'm back, but the me over there...what else do you want me to bring!!!"

[The body there is specially made to remember your memory and personality, and nothing will happen. Whatever you do, she will do.When you go back again, she will give you the memory.Things... let's talk~. 】

"Hey!!!!"

Damn... hang up! ! !Damn it! ! ! ...Hey... I hope there is nothing wrong...

"Oh hehehehe..." You heard it right, this is the home phone ring that Yang Yang set for me, his unique smile, I don't understand why he has to say this ringtone is very interesting! !Where is the fun!Do not scare people to blame! !

"Hey!! Answer the phone!!" Lu Luxiu came over, everyone ignore the girl who is eating pizza behind... It's all my money! ! ! 555555 money! ! !

"Understood, wordy, more and more like a woman, how can I marry you out in the future!!... Hey..."

"Xiaoxue!! Let me tell you... my Xuanxuan will accept the ceremony of awarding the sword tomorrow!!!~~Everyone from Lihai will come!!

~~You come too~~Okay, let’s just say that~~, I’ll call someone to pick you up~~Goodbye~~Oh~~ My Xuanxuan is the most powerful~~. " Then there was a "snap—" and the phone hung up.

Shaking... Xiaoxue's hand holding the microphone twitched, damn it! !I didn't say a word! ! !Did I agree! !ah! ! !What about your Xuanxuan! ! ! !I! ! !I'm going to kill you! !To freeze me to death! ! !You want me to go to Kanagawa! ! !

"Hey, are you alright..." Lu Luxiu looked at Xiaoxue worriedly, he seemed to see countless black clouds just now... Who is going to be unlucky?

"It's okay, I was just being harassed by a crazy woman." Lu Luxiu glanced at a certain pizza girl intentionally or unintentionally, and received a slap in the face... bowed his head, completely speechless.

"Okay, let's eat..." Xiaoxue walked down the stairs weakly, when Lu Luxiu heard this sentence, he suddenly trembled slightly, covered his mouth with his hands, and couldn't see clearly.What's wrong? ? ?

Xiaoxue opened the refrigerator suspiciously... Pizza... Trying to restrain her anger, she went to the kitchen... Pizza... There were pizzas everywhere...

I shake! ! (#`')Depend on! !How long have they lived here! ! !

"We still...let's go out...to eat" Xiaoxue twitched her mouth and looked at the kitchen full of pizza, resentful, this must be the reason why Yangyang and the others left~~.

"I want to stay at home and eat pizza..." A certain woman said unscrupulously... The result was that a refrigerator was blown up by a ghost.Lu Luxiu was also twitching...the angry woman...it was terrible.

-------------------------------------a certain shop----------- -----------------------

Lu Luxiu and Xiaoxue came to a newly opened shop nearby, and there was a sign at the door saying [Today's desserts are half price].Well, I was wrong, we met a certain uncle again. The extreme complaints of "Gintama" really shocked me.Just like now...

"Brother~! You're sorry for eating dessert like this!!" The silver-haired uncle picked up Lu Luxiu's cake and ate it in one bite. "Eat like this."

Lelouchi is a prince...does he still live like you? ! ?And just eat him! !Why do you want to eat my ice cream soda! ! ! !owe flat! ! !

"That's enough." Lu Luxiu said without thinking, he stroked his forehead, his whole body exuded black air... so scary....Gintoki and I separated immediately. "Go back soon after eating." He added this sentence, continuing to chew slowly.

In fact, Lu Luxiu's heart knot has not been untied. Although he sometimes laughs, he is still, how should I put it... just a little withdrawn? ?no.Cold? ?It's not right, I just think that you can get close to him, but there is a certain range, and if you try to get in, you will be kicked out. ...Is this a hangover from GEASS? ? ... the king is alone. ... But you are a prince ... there is one more word ... why don't you ask him to jump into the well with you someday? ! ...for a change of mood? ?

"Ah!! Mrs. Chairman!!!" What a neat voice came from the door...but...damn! ! !

"Pfft..." Xiaoxue sprayed out the soda, trying to keep smiling, "Who said that just now..."

... No one answered, Xiaoxue turned around with a smile, and it really was the group from the Disciplinary Committee, who would be so unscrupulous without Skylark and Cao Bi! ! ! (#`')Depend on! ! ! !

"..." Xiaoxue turned her head back again, and didn't care about you, it would be bad if I hit you, Lark, and troubled me.I don't want to die yet, bastard!

"Xiaoxue!! Be careful!!!" Lu Luxiu seemed to have seen something, and suddenly called out.

"Ah?" Xiaoxue didn't understand for a while, but as the shadows in the ground began to get bigger and bigger, the corners of her mouth twitched and she raised her head... It was [10 Years Rocket Launcher] again...

------------------------------ Back to 10 years later --------------- ------------------------

Xiaoxue walked out of the smoke without a word, what kind of land is this place... as long as it is not Italy, I have no problem...

"Madam Chairman...!!!" Damn it! ! !Who called it again this time! ! ! Damn it! !

Xiaoxue jumped up with a "swish--" "That bastard said that!! Don't associate me with that battle maniac!!!"

A very familiar aircraft head said, "Huh? Could it be the chairman's wife 10 years ago?"

...! ! ! ! ! "Damn it! Caobi!!" Xiaoxue knocked his head hard, then shook him desperately, "Fuck! Who has anything to do with him!!!"

"..." He looked at me innocently, as if I had bullied him, "...Miss Xiaoxue..."

"Hello... how are you all?" I didn't ask last time.

"This..." He hesitated for a moment, and looked at me strangely, "I'll call Mr. Gong."

"No need!" I grabbed Cao Bi and told him to come... "I don't want to be unlucky yet!!"

"Hey...Miss Xiaoxue" Cao Bi said seriously, "In fact, Mr. Gong is very proud. There are some words and things that he won't say or do. You have to be considerate of him. Don't run around all the time. Yes, just play and disappear if you have nothing to do."

...do I have it? ? ! !How proud is he! !I [beep——], that's Ao Jiao! !Be considerate of a watermelon! ! !Want me to fight him! ! !I just want to run! !What's up! !I have an opinion! ! !cut……

Cao Bi seemed to know what I was thinking and continued, "Mr. Gong said, 'You are boring and not ignorant, but you trust people too easily. You are strong in combat, but you are afraid of trouble..."

"Damn!!! I like to gossip behind people's backs so much!!!" Xiaoxue raised her middle finger and gestured towards the sky.

"Don't!!" Cao Bi covered my hand, wanting to cry but without tears, "You don't want to stimulate everyone with nothing."

"I!!!" Xiaoxue wanted to refute, but 5 minutes was up.

------------------------------I am back again---------------- -----------------------

When Xiaoxue climbed out of the smoke again and found Lanbo sleeping on the dining table, the discipline committee drove everyone away, leaving Lu Luxiu behind.

"Why did you suddenly disappear..." Lu Luxiu looked at Xiaoxue, his eyes were full of doubts and incomprehension.

"Disappear?!" I jumped up, isn't this true? ? ! ! "I didn't show up in 10 years?!!..." OMG! ! ! !I won't die...but Sokabe didn't say anything? ! !

"Madam Chairman, is something wrong?!" A large group of people shouted nervously.

"Damn!! Who told you that I belong to the Chairman's wife!!! Tell him to die!"

"Report to the chairman's wife!! It's the vice chairman!"...Damn it! !It turned out that Cao Bi was the one who harmed me! ! ! !Rumor! !boring! !Play me innocent after [-] years! ! !

"Whoever says that again will prepare me to die." Xiaoxue suddenly took out the Zanpakuto and smiled sinisterly.

The discipline committee members said loudly in a tacit understanding, "Yes! Mrs. Chairman!!"

"Papapa——" Xiaoxue probably had too many red crosses on her forehead, and she couldn't help it anymore.

"Let's go home..." Lu Luxiu ignored Xiaoxue's resistance and dragged Xiaoxue away. He couldn't afford to lose face!

Damn! !Remember it for me! !I will have my revenge! ! !Xiaoxue glared at those who said [Madam Chairman, walk slowly~].

Xiaoxue walked with Lu Luxiu angrily, and suddenly everything in front of her eyes turned red, her mouth was parched... longing for... blood, could it be? !at this time? ! !

"What's wrong?" Lu Luxiu noticed Xiaoxue's strangeness, and immediately supported her.

"Don't come here!!" Damn it!Xiaoxue poured out the blood tranquilizer from the ring, and just poured it down.But...it doesn't seem to work, or...blood...blood is needed...

"Hey!!" Lu Luxiu still supported Xiaoxue, looking at the person who seemed to have a different breath, "What's the matter!!"

"She just longs for blood." Jiu Lanshu walked over and gave Xiaoxue a hand knife, and she fainted.

"Longing for blood??" Lu Luxiu looked at the fainted man suspiciously... wanting to suck blood...

"She's a vampire." Shu looked at Lu Luxiu with a half-smile, "Are you afraid? She might have sucked your blood just now."

"..." Lu Luxiu caught Xiaoxue's body and carried her on his back, "She won't, she is a good person."

Shu narrowed his eyes, "Oh?"

"If she really wants blood, I'll give it to her." Without her, I'm just a wandering spirit.

Shu seemed to think of someone "Maybe she will do the same~~" and left just like that.

And Xiaoxue was carried home by Lu Luxiu...