life is embarrassing

The next day we went to look at the list, and of course we passed together... I don't even look at who I am... Acting Reaper... Is this profession so easy to mess with? ...

So I went to celebrate... But ah! !One night! !What are you doing with a bunch of people! ! !Are you looking for a friendship...

Look, Unokanaretsu, Urahara Kisuke, Kuchiki Byakuya, Aikawa Rotake, Yadoumaru Lisa, Kyoraku Shunsui... Today is the captain's meeting... Can I, a person with a small nose and small eyes, be okay? leave...

"Let me introduce to you...she is Xiaoxue...cute..." Yeyi put his arms around me and introduced to everyone.

"Beautiful lady... are you interested in coming to me after graduation..."

"Ah...you are my first love..."

"Xiaoxue? If you have any health problems, you can come to me..."

"..." I think even if I don't name names, you should know who made the statement...it's very characteristic...

"Xiaoxue wants to join that fan team?" Ye Yi looked at the man with black lines affectionately, it was really interesting...

"It's nice to meet you all. I'm a lazy person. I'll probably go to Team 13..." It's my honor to have a boss who is easy to bully...and easy to talk to...it's heaven...

"Really? If Xiaoxue comes...we welcome..." Zhuzi smiled slightly, she looks like a very nice girl~

"You must think about it carefully..." Ye Yi looked at me ambiguously... Obviously he drank too much...

Embarrassment... Did I come here today by mistake? ! !Are you here to chat about homework?Why are they collapsing one by one!

They chatted and started drinking heavily, even Dabai wouldn't let it go, let alone me? !So I was gorgeously drunk.

Hey... I remember Rarity and the others said I must never drink alcohol, I don't know why...

It was early morning when I woke up, only Yeyi, Dabai and Hainiao were there.When they saw me, their eyebrows twitched unconsciously, and they immediately took a step back.As if seeing... Daxu's appearance... Am I so frightened?

"What's wrong?? I'm so dizzy... The hangover is really uncomfortable..." 5555555, I'll drink less alcohol next time, why are they all fine... Could it be from practice?

"Xiaoxue...do you still remember what happened last night??" Ye Yi looked at me strangely.I can't tell that Xiaoxue is such a person...

"Last night?? I don't remember, I just know I was drunk and that's all." Did I do something? ...I really don't have any impression...

"..." The three of them looked at each other and then exhaled...as if they had defeated Da Xu...Yeyi smiled and asked me to take a bath and read later.What happened?Why are your eyes so strange? ?

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Xiaoxue threw herself on Bai Zai with her face flushed... and grabbed Dabai's body tightly, "Oh hehe, Dabai is so cute...and it's so comfortable to hold..."

"Xiaoxue..." Haiyan wanted to pull Xiaoxue down.How can you be drunk... and still so...

"555, don't pull me..." Xiaoxue threw off his hand, and pointed at them angrily, "Could it be you guys JQ!! You're jealous!!!" With a face like I finally found out...

Seeing that everyone has not recovered, Xiaoxue turned to Zhuzi again, looking at Zhuzi with a full face, "Wow... Bamboo is so handsome... I like it so much..." Not fat or thin, it is so comfortable to hold... Just Like a pillow, soft and warm...

"Haha... so Xiaoxue likes floating bamboos..." Ye Yi pinched Xiaoxue's red face, it seemed that this little girl was really drunk...hey...how much...you look so cute like this ...

"Yeah... I still like Haiyan~Dabai...Yiyige..." I changed to another person and rubbed his face again, "And Uncle Xi... ohhh little Xizi..."

"Really?? Xiaoxue likes me... oh hehehehe"

"But people know that Xiaoxizi likes Yeyi..." Xiaoxue took Yeyi's hand and put it into Uncle Xi's, with a face like "I'll give you all, I'll be fine... be kind..."

"..." A group of people were shocked again.

"Does Xiaoxue like me?" Mou Le said with a smile.I can't tell you're very attractive when you're drunk...

"Every... Xiaoxue likes... ah! Isn't uncle and Zhuzi a couple?? I won't break you up!!" She swore while shaking her hands.

囧... This is everyone's heart.Don't talk any more! !

"I won't say it!! Really!! Xiaoxue saw that everyone seemed to be in disbelief, and immediately patted her chest..." Danmei is innocent!You guys just like someone who happens to be of the same gender...I absolutely support it! ! "

Then he looked around in a daze, seemed to find something, found a warm embrace, and fell into a deep sleep.Such a warm hug...

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From then on, few people would come to Xiaoxue to drink with him. After getting drunk, he took off Aizen's clothes, shaved Mako's hair, pulled out Yamamoto's beard, and threw up Baizai... the chance of getting drunk was almost It is 0, because no one dares to...

Living and studying here are very boring, but it takes 6 years here... You see, there are only 5 years of elementary school, 4 years of junior high school, 3 years of high school, and university is another matter, but what kind of school are you? ... I will study such a boring course for 6 years! !You think I'm an idiot!

Will I keep my law and study hard?I don't believe it myself!then what should we do?Of course, there is only a grade skip... It's not interesting to skip a grade alone... Cheating in the exam is less of a code, so Sea Bird, you just sacrifice it...

Slice of life one:

"Hey...Xiaoxue...Haiyan..." Yeyi came to visit again...why do the three of them always get together?

"Yeyi... Come on, we happen to be three short of one, come to fight the landlord..." The so-called "three" is Dabai... He came to look for Hainiao but was caught by us.Evil... Evil... I don't know how much money was cheated by us...(^o^)/...

"This kind of common people's game is really boring!" Bai Zai looked at the two people who kept laughing, feeling more and more unhappy.

"Pa——" I came up at a crossroad, "Little brat! If you can't make it, just say it!! Make Mao Mao an excuse!!" Probably because I've been with Ye Yi for a long time, and it's fun to bully Dabai.

"What did you say??!!!" I'm a brat? !how about you? !

"Hey... Aren't you tired every time you quarrel?" A certain bird sighed while holding his forehead.Why do they start arguing as soon as they meet each other after a few words... Can't they be more peaceful?

"Who wants to quarrel with this Chinese cabbage!!"

"Who wants to quarrel with this crazy woman!!"

"What did you say!!"

"What did you say!!"

"Don't learn how to speak from me!!!"

"Don't learn how to speak from me!!!"

Yeyi is also sighing, it's really a child's quarrel...but...there is a tacit understanding... "Xiaoxue, let's go to the other fan teams for a while~" I heard that the old man Yamamoto has new snacks recently yes...

"Okay!!..." The so-called wandering around is... cheating, cheating, and eating.

Every time we leave there is a cry like this:

"Ah!! My wine!!!" "Where did my magazine go~?!?" "My face!..." "Huh?... When did carp come here?" "My afternoon tea! ..."...So far, I haven't offended you, but... Uzhi Hualie... Both Yeyi and I are afraid.

Slice of life two:

"This class is a duel, one party just admits defeat or falls down." The teacher instructing kendo looked at the field with a painful expression on his face.Can't we live in peace again today?

"Hey...Xiaoxue...so boring..." Hainiao watched people go up one by one, chop left and right, and then come down one by one...Can't you hurry up?

I'm sorry everyone, I completely spoiled him, I dragged him to skip class, went to other teams to steal things, bullied Dabai... and told him some stories in comics such as "Rurouni Kenshin" and "Shinsengumi Odd Records" ""Gintama"... This kid just plays cosplay when he has nothing to do...

"Next, Shiba Haiyan to Sister Xizi"

Seabird walked up seriously, holding a knife, with a little melancholy in his eyes, "剣は刀刀は死令, どんなきれいごとやお题をにしても, それが真実." (A sword is a murder weapon, Swordsmanship is the art of killing. No matter how beautiful the excuses are to cover it up, it is always true.)”

"..." The opponent was dumbfounded.Isn't this genius?how……

I clapped my hands below, this kid looks more and more like him... oh hehe... How about calling him Xuegui next time? "Wow...it seems...Come on...hit him flat!...crit him!..."

"Evil is cut,...isn't it handsome..." Hainiao looked at the people below excitedly, this move is really good...Next time I will ask if there are any other novel moves...

I nodded immediately, yes yes! ...Boss, you are simply my idol! ! ! ...

"Damn it!! Ignore me!!" The sister attacked like this.Do these geniuses like to ignore people?I will educate you well today! !

It's a pity that Long Xiang flashed and was shot away by the sea bird... Finally, he posed a pose, "There is only one reason for your defeat, and that is to be my enemy."

The Kendo teacher stroked his forehead and shouted hoarsely, why do they come to this class every time... I really don't mind if you skip class!I can still guarantee that you guys will pass the exam... "Next, Huang Quanxue vs. Xizi Shorty"

I tilted my head, oh! !They are brothers and sisters... It's been a year, I haven't remembered how many classmates said... Tsk tsk tsk... It seems that we should not skip classes in the future...

I walked up with the light gun and had a flash of inspiration, "Love? Dream? What young people need is not so naive. That's right, it is calcium. As long as you absorb more calcium, everything will go smoothly! Shorty~ Juyi Win or lose..."

"Papapapapapa" the person on the opposite side is carrying countless crossroads "I want you to pay for these words!! You Vastord who poisoned the school!!"

"Wrong, wrong..." I shook my finger, why don't you understand me so much? "You know~ guys in the natural department are good guys!"

In fact, I didn't do anything, just occasionally poisoned and did some small experiments.It's those poisons that kill people that don't pay for their lives that Rarity studied together. In other words, Dabai has tried it, so what are you afraid of!This is the experience of life! ! !

Ah... I will also do some good things, if I have nothing to do, help them eliminate some food that may be wasted... Provoke some people who look unhappy, anyway, someone will clean up... Oh ha ha... I am very kind...

Teacher, I seldom bully. I secretly write papers when I have nothing to do~ I make small sabotages. People can’t live aboveboard at all times. I only sell them for money just to keep alive! !I am not wrong! !But to my surprise~the library here has... Danmei books! ! !So driven by curiosity, I began to degenerate... This is the culprit of the future misfortune of Soul Soul Realm!

I really..., I really didn't do anything! ! There are so many CPs on YY... Do voyeurism to discover the beauty of the world... Take some photos... Promote Tanmei... Open an organization [Danmei Defenders].Oh heh heh heh... So Danmei is so beautiful...

Ah... It's far away, it's far away, I held the knife and looked at her contemptuously, "My Bushido is... I despise short people!" Then a flash came to her back and hit her hard, and she fainted.Speed ​​is everything...

Fragment three:

Haiyan and I jumped to the Sixth Rebirth together, and he and I both have Zanpakuto.In other words, his Zanpakuto should be attributed to me...

On this day, I, Dabai and Sea Bird went fishing together, yes, it was fishing.They all caught a lot, but I didn't have any! !I'm so angry! !What is this called!I don't have a hobby of cruelty to animals!Why even the animals here are avoiding me!

"Idiot~" Dabai don't learn from Rukawa Kaede! !Do you think this is handsome?

"(#‵′)Damn!! Your cabbage is amazing after graduation!! Run 50 laps around the school for me!!"

"Haha, Xiaoxue is really jealous..." Hey... ╮(╯▽╰)╭... She is so cute even when she is angry...

Anger turned to him, and he kicked him into the water, "Seabirds should stay in the water!! Land is not where you should be!"

Haiyan looked at me innocently, and walked up slowly, "Hey... Xiaoxue has such a bad temper, is she afraid that she won't be able to get married??" Why did it involve me... I didn't scold her...

So I kicked him down again, damn it! !Damn boy!How dare you curse me! "If I can't get married, I'll just stay at your house!!"

Bai Zai glanced at the place where Haiyan sank, and said calmly, "With your IQ, you can always repeat grades and stay in school."

"Pa—" You Chinese cabbage! !I'm going to cook you today! !

Haiyan came up this time, with a big swelling on her head, "It hurts...something hit me..." So he dived down again and dug out a Zanpakuto...

There are crabs on it... Bai Zai and I were both stunned.What's happening here?

He also looked at the knife convulsively, and the crab crawled along the knife to his nose, just like that...

"Ah...!" Moment of silence...it must be very painful...fortunately it won't be disfigured...

Cabbage was probably going crazy, so he flung his sleeves and left.How stupid!What an idiot!

So that knife became Seabird’s Zanpakuto [捩花], for which I gave him a hard meal, oh hehe, it’s really pleasant... oh~ I also raised that crab and called it 【Cloud Crab】

【Cloud Crab】Ah... you really are a cute guy...

Fragment four:

"Hi, my name is Aizen Soyousuke, I'm sorry to disturb your sleep~"

I shake! !You don't want to practice knife skills with so many trees, but choose this one! !Who would believe it! !I raised my eyebrows, he is now Pingzi's vice-captain, it seems that he doesn't care about face.

"I really didn't mean it." He apologized, "How about I treat you to dinner as compensation?"

The corner of my mouth curled up, "Vice-Captain Lan Ran, don't tell others in the future, 'You didn't mean to', people will catch you..."

"Oh?? What's the handle??" He said with a smile. OMG! ! ... What are you laughing at! !Do you think you can fool me like this?

"You did it on purpose." After I finished speaking, I smiled lightly. You didn't think of this, did you...

He narrowed his eyes, then recovered.I went on, so you're going to say "I'm just attracted to this tree?"

"I'm just attracted by the people on the tree, so should I decline the invitation?"

"Where will it be?!! The handsome guy will come to your door automatically, and the one who refuses is the puppy!" It's because you praised me so honestly for my beauty. (Ka: How could he say that you are beautiful!! Xue: Didn’t he say he was attracted to me? You can’t automatically complete it in your head!)

So we ate it in a small shop, but I was the one who ate it, because I ordered [Poached Egg] [Egg Fried Rice] [Tomato Egg Soup] [Tomato Scrambled Egg].I did it on purpose, oh hehehe, who let him disturb my sleep! !Anyway, you are not afraid of eggs for a day or two...

correct!Isn't the soul world going to fight Aizen?Can't you just throw the eggs?It might be very effective! !kindness! !I must write it down!

"Then Miss Xiaoxue, are you interested in joining our fifth team?" What a special girl...

"No, I'm lazy."

"Really?? So what does Xiaoxue think of the current Soul World?" He pretended not to mention it.How would you answer that?

"Peace for too long...something needs to change."

"Oh?" The smile on the corner of his mouth seems to deepen "I think so too." It seems very interesting...

Hey... Aizen is actually being used too... I remember a fan who said that King Ling wanted to innovate, so he let Aizen go, and killed him after using it.It's a pity for this uncle...

"I'll welcome you whenever I'm free, Xiaoxue"

"I will."

The above is my first acquaintance with him.It was also the beginning of the theft of food from his room...

Fragment five:

One day, when I was playing Truth or Dare with the Future Modified Legion, Sea Bird, and Cabbage...

"I choose the truth." I looked at everyone blankly.Wanna play with me?no way……

"Hey... who is Xiaoxue's first love...??" Pingzi laughed wildly.I've been wanting to ask this question for a long time...

"Speaking of this, my heart hurts...why am I suffering so much..." Putting your hands near your heart, your eyes are full of resentment

"Could it be that Xiaoxue was abandoned?!?!" "No wonder she became a psychopath" "It's all because of that man!!"

Depend on!Who have I been abandoned by?besides!Where am I psychopathic!

Everyone has different expressions, some are frowning, some are worried, some are gloating, and some...

I continued to perform hard "Why!! Why!! I have never done anything! But in the end..."

They all swallowed, could it be that Xiaoxue was really abandoned?No way... I really want to know...

I looked at them with a smile, and took everyone's expressions into my eyes, "I have never talked about a relationship."

"You bald man!!!" "Bastard!" "You really are a pervert!!!" "I want to be your first love..."

"Hyyori~ I have very long hair~. Actually, I'm really weird!! I'm decent-looking and have a good temper, why doesn't anyone confess?? Could it be that I'm surrounded by men??!! "I looked at the men present in horror.You don't really all...

"!!!!" The men present saw a certain dark look in their eyes and decided not to bother...it's useless...

"The next one is Bai Zai..."

"Big Adventure" has no warm words.Have you never talked about a relationship?

"Then sing the song of cabbage... I've sung it before..." Oh ha ha... I don't know how it will be when Dabai sings it...it will be very interesting...

"Pa—" a cross appeared.

What is the song of cabbage?

[Come here... I am a cabbage..., dish, dish, dish, dish, dish, dish~...]

As a result, the game uses cabbage to explode the small universe, and a Kamehae qigong destroys the enemy, and all the enemies are killed... the game is over.