life is embarrassing

"Baby~ I'm coming~" Xiaoxue's father tiptoed into the study with excitement, as if he wanted to surprise his daughter, but saw his daughter sleeping in someone else's arms!And that kid slept with her in his arms!Do you know the difference between men and women? Damn, you must not be a good person!There will be retribution!Certainly not tall! (This shows the genes of father and daughter.)

"Dad? Why did you come in?" Xiaoxue rubbed her eyes, but she didn't seem to be able to understand clearly. She only knew that the man in front of her would be sad, angry, and radiate murderous aura one after another at Xiao Xinyi who was sleeping next to her.

"En? What's the matter?" Xiao Xinyi couldn't bear the resentment and woke up.With a sleepy look and a slightly flushed face, I really want someone to take a bite, but it's just thinking about it.

"Say! Do you have any plans for my daughter!" Xiaoxue really wanted to hold the black line on her forehead that was about to materialize. Why did I feel like I was being raped? It must be an illusion.

"Huh?" Xiaoxin tilted his head and didn't react for a while. After all, this topic is really not suitable for humans of this age.

"Dad, what are you doing here?" Xiaoxue could only come forward to smooth things over. Really, no matter how old you are, you still like children's temper, as if you were robbed of a toy.

"5555555, bully me, daughter, you actually bullied me because of a man!" Xiaoxue's father instantly moved to the corner (Dad, I don't know, so you can also Shunpo...), and started a great mushroom business. Sometimes it seems to be combined with a certain cartoon in my mind.

"Is there something wrong? I'm going out, I'm going to sleep." My mother said that I must resolutely ignore this kind of behavior of my father, otherwise that person will definitely push my nose on my face, and I am so sleepy now. Comfortable.

"Hmph, we originally planned to live in the United States with Kudo and Echizen for a few years." Someone's father is also very resilient, and he recovered in an instant.

But when these words reached Xiaoxue's ears, they were extremely terrifying, hallucinations, hallucinations were unbelievable.I must have slept too much!It must be so!

"That's right, your dad said he would go back to America with us." Xiaoxin smiled maliciously, and the girl's tangled face made him happy, thinking that he would be with such an interesting little girl for a long time in the future Together, I feel that I really want to go back to the United States as soon as possible.

"Daughter, I don't want to tell Dad, Dad won't let bad guys bully you." Dad held Xiaoxue in his arms, and looked at Xinyi with vigilance. If his eyes were laser guns, congratulations to you, Xinyi, your little friend. Youth is buried here.

Is everything absolutely your turn?Besides, this matter must have been suggested by my mother. She said she wanted to go, so it was even more impossible to change.Xiaoxue's gaze finally turned to Shinichi, huh?I found that there was expectation in his eyes, was he expecting me?I probably want to compare my reasoning with me. Going to the United States may also learn a lot of things, which is better than staying here and not even meeting a single anime character. It can't satisfy me as an anime fan!

"I'll go!" After weighing the pros and cons, Xiaoxue replied decisively, but someone's father was petrified.Kudo Shinichi didn't care what the petrochemical man wanted to do, and happily introduced the customs and customs of the United States to Xiaoxue. Of course, the focus was on the murder cases and interesting codes there.

After a long time, I still regret this decision, just like Ms. Yu Zi said: "There are no accidents in this world, there are only inevitability." Everything begins here, like a gear of fate, slowly Turn, we will all be sand grains in the river of fate.If you didn't go there, you would have missed many things and people, right?I don't know if I will regret it, but since we have met, let us know each other.

-----------------------I am the dividing line flying to the United States------------------- -----------------

Xiaoxue's life in the United States is all about studying, complaining, and... making fun of others.

Monday: Kudo Yusaku took Yue Canxue and Kudo Shinichi to wander around the scene of the murder, occasionally instructing corpses, codes, clues... Fuck, we are not afraid that we will not be able to sleep well at night, don’t you know that this is poisoning the next generation? !Are you not afraid that if we really run into some ghosts and ghosts, will we still be able to survive? !Well, you are all atheists, science is invincible... I hate lens flash skills the most...

Mouth!Are the descendants of the Ampere family on TV fake?Are onmyojis a lie?And you Yusaku Kudo!Damn it, you have a black belly, don't think I don't know!Plays with us every time!It's fine to bully Shinichi, he's your son after all, but what?Pure girls need to be loved!One day I will [beep——] you!Isn't it just revenge for me drinking [It's tickling you to death] in your tea? !

Tuesday: It is a great honor for three great mothers to teach Xiaoxue in person.Xinyi's mother is responsible for teaching me to change my appearance and to speak different languages.After all, she was born as an actor, and she is doing very well because of this, so it doesn't matter if her natural acting skills can't be learned, at least her later training can ensure that she can save herself from danger.Moreover, language is also a kind of knowledge, and one more language is one more wisdom.

My mother taught me how to match clothes because I like shopping. In fact, the whole thing is that the three women asked me to change one by one for their own happiness, and even took pictures... But fortunately, someone accompanied me, yes, that person It's Ryoma, haha, I didn't expect Ryoma's women's clothing to be so good, and it still looks so watery.

Ryoma's mother is in charge of teaching Xiaoxue how to cook and sew.Cooking is okay, but sewing can be said to be absolutely incompetent... I feel distressed when I see small holes in my originally white hands.

Wednesday: Originally it was Xiaoxue's father who wanted to teach judo, but later he found a good teacher.Animal instinct told Xiaoxue that there was no such good thing.As a result, when she saw that teacher, she wondered if she could go to Japan now and see Ultraman fighting little monsters?That's right!The uncle standing in front of us, surnamed Saotome, wore glasses and looked very wretched.

God struck a thunderbolt, let me know if this is Blue Star~ Zongman, is there anything!Will Superman appear in the next second?Spiderman?Batman?Uncle Panda Huan Miyou became a panda, which is fine, but Little Ranma is so cute, but he just doesn't like to talk to people.

Xiaoxue started learning martial arts because she was young and she was a girl, so she was bullied to death by the two of them. Xiaoxue is the kind of person who must take revenge, and secretly swore [one day I will kill you all] I stomped on my feet hard and fucked it! 】

Reluctantly knowing that this is a comprehensive world where anyone can appear, Xiaoxue also has her own wish, that is [everyone must take a photo together! 】As a manga fan, you must dedicate yourself to anime!At least it can be sold for money!money!In this materialistic world, only money is our most precious wealth.

Thursday: Uncle Echizen Minamijiro is in charge of teaching a group of children to play tennis. Unfortunately, the Shinichi boy still likes football more, and he is bullied if he is not talented in tennis. This made Xiaoyuki and Ryoma laugh for a long time.Xiaoxue has been working hard to learn tennis, using her previous TV experience to learn faster than Ryoma, but she is still played around by Uncle Nanjiro, [Hmph!We will defeat you one day] This is the oath of Koyuki and Ryoma, and the history of blood and tears behind him is beyond your imagination.

So someone asked what about Friday?Oh hehehe, I liked guitar very much in my previous life, so I also learned piano and flute here. The reason is that I look more ladylike... Who dares to say that I am not usually a lady?Who said that!Drag me out a hundred times!

At other times, Xiaoxue learns medicine and various weapons by herself, who makes the masters indiscriminate?Moreover, getting injured is a common thing for people who study martial arts, and there are too many troublesome people around them. If they don't study medicine, they won't know what to do if they get a little bit injured.

-------------------------I am flying like a 3-year dividing line---------------- ----------------

On a sunny Saturday, Xiaoxue and Xinyi went shopping, and when they were tired, they took a rest at an open-air western restaurant on the street, and each had a steak set meal for lunch.But why is there a vacuum state 5 meters around us?Haha, it’s like this, the camera took a close-up of my tableware, it’s a scalpel, eh?Don't shake, I use this all the time, what?I did not say it?Yeah?Do you know now?But even so, there is nothing to be afraid of, right?Probably because the topic I'm discussing with Shinichi is related. What topic are you asking?Nothing, just comparing steak to people discussing death stiffness.Nothing, really, what are you doing hiding so far away?I didn't dissect you again!

"The time of muscle stiffness is related to the speed of various biochemical reactions in the muscle, and is also affected by the animal species, nutritional status, storage temperature, etc., so it cannot be generalized." Xiaoxue explained while cutting the steak with a scalpel road.

"Then this is the strange thing about yesterday's corpse. The temperature in the room has dropped." Xinyi looked at the color of the meat and thought about it, as if he didn't feel that something was wrong there.

"Actually, this has something to do with the quality of the meat. Look at this beef..." Well, maybe the atmosphere is really too weird.Xiaoxue had to keep her mouth shut. Discussing this kind of topic at this time is a bit overwhelming~

"Puchi~" I don't know who made the laughter, which immediately made Xiaoxue tangled up.

Who the hell is laughing, what's so funny, I don't use my newly developed [Painful, Tell the Truth] to deal with you, and make you ashamed.Xiaoxue looked at the boy standing behind Xinyi, the handsome boy looks good, especially those blue eyes are very attractive, well, I am 7 years old now, he seems to be older than me!

But Xiaoxue is not a soft persimmon!Speaking of this world, I still don’t meet people who are younger than me. I don’t feel as big as my big sister. It’s really bad. No one can ravage me. I still have to be bullied TAT all day

The young man seems to have done it by himself, took out his tableware and shook it in front of Xiaoxue's eyes, huh?The tableware is the same as mine, not bad~.Xiaoxue stared at him with glowing eyes, boy, you still have taste!

"Hello, my name is Qu Xirui." The young man's tone was soft, and he could tell he was aristocratic at first glance, exuding a bastard air all over his body.

But after hearing this introduction, Xiaoxue just wanted to yell, God!Isn't it just animation? ! Where did the people in "Fire Youth" come from?If you don't even say hello, you are too blind!