life is embarrassing

Chapter 25 [edit]

Xiaoxue came to this abandoned building holding Zanpakuto.Even though it's nighttime, be careful.There are clothes and some powder in front of the building.Damn, are you late?Someone has already died... Suppressing the irritability in my heart and walking in with a knife in hand, this place is really fucking dark, everyone chooses this kind of place to do bad things for Mao!Do you have taste?

Xiaoxue felt something approaching, and at an extremely fast speed, she immediately made preparations "Bindao Zhi 81 Duankong" Oh, it's a talking sword, it's so disgusting...

"Hehe, God of Death, you're here..." The woman who hadn't seen him for a few days appeared, and it really got uglier the more she looked at her, an old woman!

"My name is Yue Canxue."

"I'm sorry I don't remember the name of the person who is about to die." Auntie, aunt, you laughed too [beep——].Look at your appearance, do you think you are a beauty in a cheongsam?Damn!Mold girl is almost the same!If a tiger doesn't send a cat, you think I'm critically ill!

"But I will tell my name to anyone who is about to be killed by me, even though you are not human, Bawent." If this place is destroyed, it shouldn't be my business, right?

"Damn girl!" The woman was very dissatisfied with Xiaoxue's attitude, so she directly held the sword and slashed at her. It's really an annoying ability, one moment to attack and another moment to defend!Damn it!So fickle, no wonder it's an old woman!

"King's Lander yo! Blood Rain の 仮面·Vientiane·羽ばたき·ヒトの名を冠す者よ! Jiaore と Controversy, Hai Ge て 双巻き 南へと歩を进めよ! (King's Lander! Mask of flesh and blood, Vientiane, Wings flying high, things crowned with the name of human beings! Scorching heat and strife, facing south across the sea, and moving forward!) "Broken Road 31 Red Cannon" I thought this would cause her some damage, but she The defensive state took over, and I didn't even give up singing!How did that bastard Ishida kill her!Come to think of it! Damn it!It's because that woman looks so nauseating that I don't remember it!

Ishida!Hurry up and show your spirit~ (Ishida: I'm not dead yet...) 55555 I'm relying on you!Please tell me quickly...

"Take the move, Eight Swords Slash!" The sharp sword like a whip struck like this, and Xiaoxue dodged it in a blink of an eye, with a slight mockery, "Did you forget something, I haven't started to understand it yet. I wanted to take it slowly Hit, so as to collect information, unfortunately, I am very angry."

Bawente's entire face was contorted, and her hand was shaking while holding the sword, "What a nasty brat!" The sword struck again, and it became sharper, and she was cut on the back without paying attention.

"Destroy everything, regenerate everything, reverse fate, transform everything, and break the catastrophe!" Even though Bawent turned on the defense mode, he was still knocked out by the sudden force.

"My defense is impeccable!" Bawent seemed serious.

Damn it, the injury on my back is not fake, and I am not a spirit body now... That's right!

The corner of Xiaoxue's mouth curled up on purpose to reveal a flaw when she hit her, closed her eyes, and kept falling from the air.

"Hahahaha, die! Grim Reaper!" Bawent pierced Xiaoxue's body with his sword, and he could hear the sound of a sharp weapon passing through his chest, and he could see the blood spreading.Tsk tsk tsk, it really hurts!

Xiaoxue immediately opened her eyes and grabbed her hand holding the sword. The smile on the corner of her mouth was horrifying, "Hey, my knife can transform everything, so... shoot him, gun god!" The knife pierced her chest, and blood spattered. On Xiaoxue's clothes, face, and hands.Tsk tsk tsk, what a mess, it seems that I also need special training.

"Ah! Why!" The woman screamed, she was already on the verge of death, why did she still have strength, why did she get hurt!Just an ordinary human being!

"When you fuse with a doll, they will judge and act on their own, but it's different when you undo it, you can't defend if you attack, you can't attack if you defend, and there is time difference when you undo it, this is the dead spot!" Knife, without a trace of pity.

After listening to Xiaoxue's words, the woman turned into ashes before she had time to react. Hey, what should I do?I have no strength, you can't leave me!At least wait until I land safely before incinerating you, bastard!

It's still falling, and I don't have the strength to heal it with Zanpakutō. I don't know if someone is at the bottom this time?But fortunately, revenge, I am the one who must repay my flaws, and I am the only one who can bully my friends!This was Xiaoxue's last thought before she fell into a coma.

"Hehe, I'll help you, just as a reward for finding the first stone." A voice faintly resounded in the air.

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Uh, I feel so uncomfortable, my head hurts, who is licking me, my face is itchy, my whole body feels like I’ve been burned... I’m really dead now... I’m going to report to Soul Society, which team are I going to?

Xiaoxue barely opened her eyes, and found that A Tian was staring at her, and saw it bite hard, "Is it interesting to be injured!" Do you know that I was almost worried to death!Do you know that I thought you were going to leave me again, and I lost you again!

"I can't help it, I will avenge myself." Xiaoxue smiled weakly, Ah Tian became terribly angry, "I'm sorry, I made you worry." It won't happen in the future, I'll rely on you for food.

Ah Tian's eyes suddenly widened, looking frightened, he put his paw on Xiaoxue's forehead, and thought for a while, "I don't have a fever, how can I be so gentle? Did it hurt my brain?"

"Papapapapapa" Xiaoxue's forehead was covered with crosses, dammit!What am I!Am I that bad? !Can't I be gentle?

"Okay, okay, I'll help you heal your injury, and your body...someone is here." Ah Tian got under the quilt before he could finish speaking, hey, do you know if a man and a woman are intimate or not?

"Xiaoxue, you're awake! Are you feeling better?" Qu Xirui seemed very excited when she saw Xiaoxue wake up, and immediately hugged her in her arms.I was scared to death. When I arrived, I saw her covered in blood, and...

"It's okay." Why am I here?Ah Tian brought me here? ...They won't meet Ah Tian...

"We've all seen it." Qu Xirui said without thinking, and started to check regardless of Xiaoxue's suspicious eyes.

"Oh"... I saw it... I was stupid for a while, "Ah! What! What did I see!" Xiaoxue immediately sat up and shook him, but was immediately overwhelmed by other people's eyes. It was so scary, I was wrong again .

"Yeah, Xiaoxuexue woke up, she has amazing recovery power, although she is a bit weaker than the cute ones, Xiaoxuexue is so powerful~, she can fight in the air, and has such interesting abilities, so cute, But it’s still not as cute as the cutest family, ah... By the way, the cutest family is extremely cute and charming... (20 minutes) Yangyang, Xiaoxuexue is really interesting..."

Can I faint?Ah Gang is so amazing, you have to learn from him!Maybe Li Baoen could be drowned with saliva that day! ... Do you think that one bite of [cute] is really [KAWAYI]? !

etc!what did he say!See me fight in the air!Where did you start watching! !

Zhan Lingyang continued to talk, but with a strange look in his eyes, "These are all good friends of Xiao Ruirui. Although they are not as cute as the cutest ones, let me introduce myself reluctantly."

"Lei Junfan", "Xiang Yinong", "An Kaichen" and "Nangonglie".

"Xiaoxue, can you tell me?" Qu Xirui's eyes were serious. Although she knew that it was for her own good that she didn't want to tell, she was still very worried, worried about her safety, and very jealous, jealous that someone would know before her.

"I don't want to implicate you, and I don't want you to get hurt because of me." Leaning on Qu Xirui's shoulder, he buried his head, after all, he had learned from the past.

"A friend is to "share blessings" and "share difficulties". Zhan Lingyang laughed and patted Xiaoxue's head.

"But, you won't believe me if I tell you!"...At least this has no scientific basis...

"Who said that!" Several big boys said tacitly, with a serious look on their faces, "We will believe you if you say it!"

Well, I was actually very touched, and sighed helplessly, "I can tell you, but you must never intervene and tell anyone!" They looked at each other and nodded.After talking about Shinigami and Xu and those other messy things, I just feel that they get more and more excited the more they listen... I seem to have done something wrong...

After everyone listened to it all, I was very interested. Why did I say it now? It seems to be watching [Complete].

"By the way, Xiaoxue, what's wrong with your body?" Speaking of this, Qu Xirui's face turned red, and it was only when she hugged her that she realized her...her body...her clothes...

my body?Curiously, I didn't think the army "is there anything?"

Qu Xirui was helpless, helping someone to stand up... ORZ, what's going on!How did I grow taller?Now it is about 163CM, I am only 12 years old, I have gigantism!What's going on with this Su! OMG!

"It seems that Xiaoxuexue doesn't know either." Zhan Lingyang Children's Shoes, don't you think your expression is scary?

"I have a hunch that there will always be interesting things with Xiaoxue." Nangong Lie, are you serious?Tutor VS Dongbang, or Internet King VS Dongbang, let's just have a big fight...

"By the way, what about Huan them?" Thinking of the people he had forgotten for a long time, they should be fine, right?

"Oh, they went back first, saying that it's not the first time you've skipped class anyway, and you're used to it." Qu Xirui saw someone's aggrieved face, and couldn't help but pinch her cheek, seeing that you're still going this time I can't go!

"Xiaoxue, let's also live in the United States for a few days." Ignoring the parties, the vote was unanimous.

So, Xiaoxue stayed like this, fighting with them, complaining, drugging, bullying someone... It was also very pleasant, occasionally preventing Rarity from taking Ah Tian to test the medicine...

One day, Xiaoxue and Qu Xirui went out to buy vegetables, the reason was that we were both cooks, and immediately sympathized with Ruarui infinitely, he wanted to be so hard all the time, in fact = 0 = people want to eat what Ruarui made by himself, I also want to be lazy people.

Maybe it was just a coincidence that Qu Xirui and Qu Xirui happened to encounter a historical event.I know this is the [Glass Incident], Ciri's first love begins.Hehe, I want to protect Rarity's first love!Breaking up in love is painful, and I don't want Rarity to be sad.

"Ruirui, you drive, she will leave it to me." Xiaoxue took out her own scalpel, I don't have the idea of ​​using her as a steak, please believe my kindness.

Just avoid them as much as possible and this will not happen.Just don't give them a chance to be alone together!I really don't want Rarity to be sad...

Back to the lair (the den of thieves), Liuli was sent to the operating room, Qu Xirui performed the surgery, as if he was cooking, and the others watched the show outside the door, everything was the same as in the book.Rarity is really gentle to her, why Mao is bullying me, the gap... I don't want Rarity to lose love, so I competed with him to do it.

But I always feel that it is too late, Rarity has already fallen in love with Liuli, my poor Rarity, your first love is about to be killed in the cradle, "Hey..."

"What's the matter? Xiaoxuexue?" Zhan Lingyang recently found out that something was wrong with the girl, why did he suddenly sigh?The eyes are still so sad?It was as if something had been snatched from it.

"Ruirui is so pitiful." Xiaoxue looked like she was about to cry.

"What's so pitiful?" Nangong Lie also came over, why didn't I feel that?I also feel that he is very happy these days.

"The first love is so gorgeous~" Xiaoxue took out a tissue as a handkerchief to wipe her tear-free cheeks in order to express her emotions.

"First love?" Xiang Yinong repeated.Who?Did he confess to you?impossible……

"Why does Rarity like Liuli?" The thoughts in his heart finally came out, ORZ.

"Who said I like her." Quack quack, aren't you sitting opposite?When did everyone sit around me.Didn't I hear everything I said to myself? OMG...

"Oh ha ha, hallucinations, how can there be! Hallucinations are unbelievable!" Xiaoxue immediately interrupted and asked them how to deal with it.If I said that I saw it in a book, would I drag it to the laboratory for dissection... (*^__^*) Hee hee...

Originally, Xiaoxue wanted to go with them to have fun, but when the damn "dog tag" barked, they still had to get rid of the harm. They also had spiritual power but couldn't see it, probably too weak, so they asked me for advice on how to see it.The corners of the mouth twitched, I don't know, it seems that I have been in contact with me for a long time, but contact is not fighting!Scalpels, playing cards flying around are too dangerous!

In the end, I had no choice but to ask Kisuke Urahara, and after being extorted of money, he said, "Just suck some blood." Damn, shoot a vampire!As a result, some blood was drawn and they said, "This is to serve the people. If they meet them in the future, they can turn around and run away." Well, drink it and drink it. Why did you call Urahara Kisuke and say it after they drank it? Spiritual!my blood!You must be doing it on purpose!

They are doing [big things], but I am working... I don’t know if there is overtime pay, 555555 I must be the captain after I die!

The Liuli incident seems to be over the same as the original one, Liuli is finally leaving, Rarity hasten to give a gift, Xiaoxue pushed someone who was indifferent, but the person concerned still blinked suspiciously.

If you don't send it, I will.He took out a pair of rings from the space ring, imitating "True Love".Really reluctant, originally planned to use it myself.

"Sister Liuli, I designed this pair of rings called "True Love". Only when true love appears will it be firmly attached to his fingers. I originally wanted to use it myself, but I gave it to you to express my blessing."

The beautiful woman smiled and left with gratitude in her eyes.

Qu Xirui's heart skipped a beat when he heard these words, "True Love"?when did she do itFor whom?There is some tension in my heart.

Xiaoxue, who stayed for another 3 days, was about to go back, holding Ah Tian in her arms, telling Qu Xirui about Xinyi, telling them to intervene occasionally, don't let him find out, and educate him.Occasionally, I have to come to Japan to play when I have time, so the gorgeous trip to the United States is over.

They also gave me gifts, long soft swords, playing cards, pistols, connectors, poisons... why don't they give me money! !I want to discount... FMD's!I bet they did it on purpose!

"The cute one is reluctant to part with Xiao Xuexue~" Zhan Lingyang was hanging on Qu Xirui's body, I really didn't see it.

"Be careful, don't get lost, don't cause trouble, don't... (omit [-] words)" Oh ~ Qu Xirui, have you started to chant too?

"Xiaoxue, take good care of yourself." Lei Junfan is the most normal, but "don't forget your money for destroying the sofa"... In fact, people have problems.

"Don't find someone to fight for nothing." Shit!You thought I was you!Xiang Yinong!

"To protect yourself, shoot if you have something to do." Are you calling me to break the law?Kaichen children's shoes?

"It's more and more interesting, and I will come to play soon." Nangong Lie made his final statement... I don't expect it at all.

On the plane, Xiaoxue remembered that something was wrong with Ah Tian recently, and she kept listless, "Ah Tian, ​​we will see a doctor after we get back." Should I go to the pet hospital or Earl D's?

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