life is embarrassing

"Miss, you, really, can, get up, come on, today's breakfast is Chinese style." Sebastian opened the curtain, you can clearly see a small cross on his forehead, after all People don't give up until they reach the Yellow River.

"Well, okay." Such a strong murderous look, it's really uncomfortable not being able to stay in bed.After freshening up and going downstairs, Xiaoxue looked at Shire who was floating around every day, and she was getting more and more upset. Why is this guy so free?

"Hey, what are you looking at!" Charles was dissatisfied with being stared at, why did he feel like a guinea pig.

"It's a little uncomfortable to see you like this..." Charles's face was full of black lines, do you think he is willing? !Sebastian also had a meal, and seemed to be unhappy, and it really was a couple.

"Ding dong——" Hearing the doorbell, Sebastian dutifully went to open the door. It turned out that it was a package delivery.Xiaoxue took a sip of milk and saw the obvious trademark on the package, so it's ready so soon? !Just one night, money is the most powerful thing!

"Miss, what to do with this package." Sebastian was a little puzzled, as if he hadn't thought about what this large and heavy package was.

"Charles, I gave this to you, go and see for yourself." Xiaoxue smiled slightly, picked up a piece of cheese and took a bite.Hey, what are you so afraid of doing, I won't eat you again!

Charles was stunned when he saw the contents of the package after Sebastian opened it. Isn't this his own body? !How come here!No, it is no longer possible for my own body to exist in this world!

"Miss (hello), please explain!" What are you all looking at me for?There is also a miraculous consistency in the words... As expected of people who have lived together for a long time, life is really beautiful (⊙v⊙) um.

Xiaoxue was full, picked up a tissue and wiped her mouth, satisfied that their attention was on her body, "This is called Yiku, it's not your original body, it's a temporary container to appear in front of normal people, It’s different from normal human beings. So, don’t talk nonsense, go in!” Kicking him into the skeleton, my mother has been looking forward to the day, and I’ve wanted to do this for a long time, the feeling of kicking is really good (*^ __^*) hee hee...

"Really, really the same as a human...why do you do this?" Charles seemed to be easily fused with this prosthetic skeleton, tried to move, and there was no problem, then the next question was the girl.

Xiaoxue said that she is really helpless, is she really suitable for a villain?And..."You live in my house, you are younger than me, so you are my younger brother. It is right to take care of you, and Sebastian takes care of me like this, so he should love you well." Charles froze for a moment, his face slightly slightly Hong, but I didn't expect the girl's next sentence to be "So I will leave my future work to you, and the Yueshi Group will rely on you for food, boss!"

"Hey..." A red cross appeared, and Charles held back his anger that was about to explode.

"Yue! Remnant! Snow!" Charles finally yelled out, looking like he wanted to swallow Xiaoxue, but then he turned his head suddenly, "Thank you" in a very soft voice.

"Shrimp? Say it again! What are you?!" Xiaoxue seemed to hear the sound of her jaw dropping to the ground, an illusion...

"Go to hell!" Charles finally couldn't help but rushed up to Xiaoxue, if Sebas hadn't hugged her so fast, tsk tsk tsk, it was so fast.

"Hehe, thank you miss." It's better than Sebastian, children are awkward!

"Then I'm going out, Sebastian, Charles is my younger brother, so I'll leave the work to you, as I told my parents." Xiaoxue went out with the cake she made last night, because of this I'm sleep deprived of a huge cake.

"Yes, ma'am."

----------------------------- I am the dividing line of Qingxue --------------- -------------------

When we come to Qingxue, let’s climb over the wall according to the tradition.So Xiaoxue threw all the things that should be thrown in except for the cake, and finally stepped on the wall, and a modified version of the flashing flower landed safely.Let me explain now, I wear casual clothes and men's clothes to see if Ryoma can recognize me, if you don't recognize me, don't want the cake!

After landing safely, Xiaoxue quickly packed her things and left quickly.

"Tezuka, did you see it just now?" The chestnut-haired boy smiled gently, but why did he feel the cold wind passing by?

"Ah." The boy called Tezuka just uttered a single syllable, pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose, and the cold air all over his body made the boy next to him laugh even more happily.

"It seems very interesting~ oh~" The boy with chestnut hair opened his blue eyes. He seemed to have seen an elf just now. His black hair drew a beautiful arc in the air. It makes people feel very warm.

Xiaoxue started to rest at a tree very close to the tennis club, after all, she came a bit early.In fact, Xiaoxue thought afterwards, if I don't go lazy, will there be a lot less things, the answer is no, everything is preordained.

Just when Xiaoxue was in a light sleep, she felt that she understood. Someone kicked a tree and complained angrily, "TNND! [beep——] the tennis prince! [beep——] time travel! No one is good! They are all black-bellied! This What kind of world!! It’s all collapsed! There’s still a slam dunk! Even Conan! Do you want a sergeant in the next second!” Yes, yes, I think so too, this world has collapsed, and I have encountered even more embarrassing... Anyway, you know that the risk factor is not high!I still have the Grim Reapers!

...Xiaoxue agreed with her heart very much, but when she came back to her senses, she felt that something was wrong, and she was stupid for a while, Prince of Tennis?time travel?Slam dunk?Conan?Sergeant! "Children's shoes... I found the organization..."

"Wow..." The girl under the tree was startled by the sudden embrace.Note that [she]

"Children's shoes, you wear them too, so do I..." Xiaoxue rubbed happily, and finally met the organization, fellow townsman~.

"You! You too?!" The beautiful girl twitched, seeming to understand.

"Yes, yes." Xiaoxue nodded, and then looked excited, "I came here on July 2009, 07."

"Me too, why did you come?" The girl seemed very happy too.

"I'm unlucky, I met a wretched uncle and a wretched handsome boy, and ended up complaining...hehe...how about you?"

Unexpectedly, the beautiful girl's face was struck by lightning after hearing Xiaoxue's words, and she almost strangled Xiaoxue's heart, "I am the beautiful boy you said, and I was scared to death by you."

"..."

"..."

What Xiaoxue thought was: Shrimp!male? !She is the beautiful boy who killed me!God!Give me a knife, give me a thunder!Gender switching is my thunder point!Don't be kidding!

And the girl whose physiology and inner personality don’t match is: =0=I’m going to beat you to death!It's your fault!

"Wow! Are you a man or a woman!" Xiaoxue made a classic pose of bumpy, could it be a monster?

The girl has a shocked expression, do you think he is willing? ! "I'm a man, dressed as a woman..."

What is the worst?That's it. "Is the child preparing for GL or BL?" This is a very serious question, and it is related to whether you will have a good show in the future.

"Baha—" a cross appeared, and the girl took a deep breath to calm her heart, "What do you mean!"

Xiaoxue was embarrassed, with a shy face, "If you want to fall in love with a boy, you are a psychological BL. If you are a girl, you are a physical GL. Don't worry, as a friend from my hometown, I absolutely support all your decisions!" Nod seriously , child, don't go carelessly!

"Can I strangle you?!"

"Hehe, no~ Hehe, let me introduce you again. Hello, my name is Yue Canxue now, you can call me Xiaoxue. Also, I am a woman, and now I am pretending to be a boy. I hereby declare!"

After hearing this, the young man's face became even more ugly, and he gritted his teeth, "Kikumaru Muyu"

"Which Kikumaru is that Kikumaru?" Xiaoxue gestured for her height, and imitated a cat's whiskers at the corner of her mouth.

Ju Wan Mu Yu nodded her head in pain, the child has really suffered for you.

"Is it just the two of us?" Xiaoxue was very curious, because without organization, going to the theater would be very boring.

"I don't know..." Kikumaru Muyu shrugged, expressing her helplessness.

"By the way, has the tennis club's training started?"

"kindness."

"Shall we go together?" Xiaoxue hooked Kikumaru Muyu's neck, without the embarrassment of meeting for the first time.

Kikumaru Muyu was a little puzzled, as if she could see the stars in the girl's eyes, "You also like Prince of Tennis?"

Xiaoxue sighed regretfully, and shook her finger, "No, no, the family is unfortunate." It's unfortunate to have a brother who is shorter than herself.

For Xiaoxue's sad and regretful face, Kikumaru Muyu wisely ignored it, and went to the tennis court together if it wasn't enough.

Coming outside the tennis court, Xiaoxue seemed unable to see where the plot was going. "Where did it all end?"

"Ah, we will meet the Buddha soon." Kikumaru Muyu thought for a while and gave the answer.

"Eiji, it's Yu." Takeshi Momoshiro seemed very excited, and a little unbelievable.

"Wow...Xiaoyu, why are you here? Is this Xiaoyu's friend? Hello, I'm her brother Kikumaru Eiji..." The so-called Kikumaruyinger brother is hanging on Mu Yu who is a younger sister.

"Hi, I'm Mu Yu's friend named Yuehuangquan." Then he winked at someone.Meaning, do you want to watch some interesting shows?

The girl also smiled slightly, as if I understood.

"My name is Takeshi Momoshiro" "Koro Kaido, hiss~" "Fuji Shusuke, hello~" "Sadaharu Mikami, the information has been collected." "Hideo Oishi Shuichiro" "Takashi Kawamura"

"Hey, Xiao Yu seldom talks to people. I didn't expect to meet such a cute boy." (⊙o⊙)!What surprises the big cat! "Oishi~It's amazing~"

Xiaoxue evoked a smile, and mouthed to Xiaoyu [Don't laugh. 】Then the whole face turned into a paralyzed face, his voice changed, and he exhaled air-conditioning.

As a result, Mu Yu's face turned red and her shoulders twitched.Kikumaru slid down from Mu Yu's body, Dashi was petrified, Taocheng's smile froze, Haitang's expression was like a ghost, Kawamura was about to faint, Fuji was still smiling, and his dry pen fell to the ground.

"Haha, Xiaoxue really likes to joke." Taocheng said, didn't you notice that you were very stiff?

"Yes, yes, Xiaoxue must not imitate him! You will die!" Kikumaru, don't hide behind Dashi, it's very unconvincing.

"It's really interesting~" This one didn't say anything, but felt a cold stare, isn't it too cold today?

"It's so careless! They all ran 50 laps around the stadium!" This time it wasn't me who said it, but the real minister arrived.Everyone recalled the tone of voice and intonation, and even the sentence patterns were the same, and they were completely petrified in an instant.

"60 laps!" The iceberg began to exude an unparalleled chill.

The crowd finally started to move, streaming tears like kelp.

"Hahahahaha...Xiaoxue, you are amazing!" Mu Yu laughed, it's great to be able to deal with them.

"That's right." Xiaoxue also returned to her normal expression, with a look on her face, please praise me quickly, continue to praise me, extremely proud, "I'm amazing~ It's interesting~"

At this time, the minister began to emit air-conditioning to Xiaoxue and Mu Yu, and he could guess that there is a good chance that they caused this situation.But are we in the arena... It's wrong for you to scare us, and it's not our fault, it's because they are too unconscious!Too mentally ill!It's not all because of you!

After a while, Minister Tezuka saw Ryoma coming, and still said coldly, "Echizen, I'm late, 80 laps!" Xiaoxue looked cheerfully at the Echizen kid with resentment on his face.Xiaobian, this is the consequence of hanging up on my phone!wakaka!

So when the members of the tennis club had finished running, Mu Yu and I were still discussing what happened just now, laughing tooth and nail from time to time.

"Xiaoxue!" When Xiaoxue was enjoying herself, Longma Children's Shoes noticed someone's laughter and roared angrily.

"Yo~ Long time no see, Ryoma! I just realized it's me~" He waved happily, tsk tsk tsk, why are you still so short?I didn't grow any taller, so I'm really happy.

"まだまだだね (MADAMADADANE)" Ryoma's expression must be very exciting now, but it's a pity that the hat is pressed down and you can't see it.

"Eh? I know you guys?" This time Kikumaru Eiji kindly hung on Echizen Ryoma's back.

In fact, I really don't want to know her, Echizen Ryoma stared at the "boy" with a smug smile, she must be worrying about hanging up his phone, being stingy!And is she just so happy with this kind of anger-relieving method?