life is embarrassing

My name is Mi Xue, and I am a good boy in the 21st century, and I can also be called a good young man!In addition to being boring and messing with people every day, complaining, fighting a little (in the game), bragging a little, and doing a little bad thing.A good man who advocates [be proud of evildoers, be ashamed of humanity, and take poisoning the world as his responsibility].

The small life is extremely nourishing, oh hehehe... Actually, I can be regarded as a little genius, but I am afraid of trouble, so the score has always been 80 points.Originally I thought it would be 88 points, but it would be better to make up a whole number, and 80 points is still relatively easy to calculate.

I'm a natural Tucao type plus a black belly type, plus an indirect natural color female type (often appearing when I'm drunk...) But I'm also a good Miaomiao! ! !Even if it’s not Miaomiao, everyone loves it. Cars are seen in cars, beer is seen with open lids (people are flattened, cars are crushed, toilets are seen with opened lids)!

But!Why!Why is it that I just saw a wretched man molesting a beautiful boy, I really just complained! (at most step on one foot or something) But!Why would you choke to death on your own saliva? !Isn't it a failure to be brave enough to do this?

Beautiful boy, don't laugh so innocently, you damn troublemaker!It's really time for the wretched uncle to OOXX you!I just said that there is no good thing for beautiful men in this world!Deserves to be suppressed!What happened to slag attack...

So, just like that, I died in the line of duty, as a female high school student at a fancy age, in a fancy season, in a...? (and on and on) dead...

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Uh~ so uncomfortable!Why do you feel like there is water flowing around you?Isn't China generally supportive of cremation?Am I being buried at sea?Or the kind that is thrown directly into the sea? !That's why I have this weird feeling? ……Feel? !Could it be that I am not dead yet!

Where is this?I can't see anything clearly, there is no light at all, and the air seems to be very thin. Could it be polluted waters?Mom and Dad, there's no need to treat me like this, right?Even if I love making light bulbs, I can't be so sorry...

It was really dark and it was hard to breathe.

Am I still dead?No wonder someone would say something like [Learn Fengshui when you have time, and occupy a good tomb after death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house before death] I made a mistake...I forgot.

555555555 Where the hell is this! ...It's dark and crowded, which affects my luck. Where's that old lady named Mengpo?Why don't you come out to receive some people...

I haven't seen Conan, Tutor, Grim Reaper and other cheating animations... It's over! ! !Although it has been delayed for a long time, I have forgotten to tell my grandson to burn incense and send it to me.

Time waits for no one. When Michelle, our heroine, was still resentful, her body was finally squeezed out like toothpaste...that's right...it was squeezed out.

"Wow..." Michelle couldn't open her eyes, but she felt that someone was spanking her ass hard.The viciousness that screams and accuses someone wants to be called for help.

"Congratulations...you are a young lady." It seemed to be a woman's voice, and...Of course I know that I am a woman!

"Ah~ I have a daughter~ I'm a father~ It's great~you~ we have a daughter~" The man who called himself father hugged Xiaoxue before Xiaoxue understood what was going on. , the blood on the body of the newborn child has not dealt with emotions, and the skin is even more wrinkled, so there is no beauty and cuteness, but he doesn't care, this is his daughter.

That's right, the baby in the hands of the nympho father is our heroine, Michelle, but the name will be changed soon.

She now has a seemingly tangled expression, but in fact, she doesn't know if she is showing it, because according to the analysis of their conversation, she seems to be... a baby wearing... time-traveled!what does that mean?Learn to walk from scratch, study, take exams, and then mix in society... Is there such a cheater, the girl can't open her mouth, she can only let the thousands of alpacas in her heart run wildly, and at most add a little background sound.

"Wow~" So Xiaoxue, who was just born not long ago, cried again.

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"Baby... what book are you reading?" The nympho father asked with a happy face. His daughter was very sensible from the moment she was born, unlike other children who cried and fussed, and sometimes had a little temper.

A certain person didn't even raise his head, he just focused on looking at the book in his hand, "It's nothing."

"55555555, the child's mother~ daughter, she ignores me and doesn't want me anymore~ Is it the rebellious period? Will she not even talk to me in the future, and won't even enter the house in the future? What should I do? !55555555"

Our heroine raised her head and looked at her father helplessly. If they were not Chinese and their surname was Yue, she still suspected that her father was related to the male protagonist of a certain animation.If his employees knew that the boss of the serious Yuezhi Group was like this, would his jaw be able to penetrate the earth's crust?

"Yueyue, how can you ignore Dad? Tell Mom what you're looking at?" Mother's back is full of flowers~ This one is also hard to bear, should I say something similar, no, it's not that the family doesn't enter the house, we never had a pink background behind it.

The heroine's mother, a freelance writer, fantasizes about her daughter's future husband every day, and her daughter falls in love with him... and then... (Qiong Yao's plot is imagined by herself) At this time, her father will say, "Who dares to marry my daughter, she is our family Yes!" Helpless, how could I end up in this kind of family.

"Medicine." The answer was very concise. The girl's voice seemed to be sweet and soft because of her age.

"555555 baby... don't study medicine... you will be eaten tofu... come, let's learn judo..." There is a flower floating behind the father. This flower is very similar to Qianben Sakura. Book.

But maybe it’s really [it’s not that a family does not enter a house], let’s have a cup of tea and calmly count down to 3,2,1, [-], [-].

"55555, Dad is so annoying, 5555 said it hurts me, but 55555 is, but 555555." The face change was successfully completed in 3 seconds, and no eye drops were needed.This is the difference in realm, Dad, you are too tender, don't you know that in this world, lolitas are the most sympathetic?Uncle or something, it's only suitable for acting like a baby with the same sex, I'm immune.

"Don't cry... the medicine is good, very good, learn! I support, support." The father is actually a complete daughter-control patient, how could he bear his daughter's tears?It's good enough not to be nervous, so I quickly picked up a clean tissue and wiped the girl's wet face.

"Really?" He stared at Dad with teary eyes, and his voice must be as soft as it should be at this moment.

"En" daughter is great!Everything my daughter says is right!

At this time, there was a burst of very attractive words on the TV, which also opened the first prelude to the future story: "It's a pity that the samurai Echizen Nanjiro will retire from the tennis world. I believe that those who want to beat him will definitely regret losing a Sad for the opponent."

Samurai... Echizen... Minamijiro! ...Are you kidding me?There is no such thing as a coincidence in the world.

Did no one tell her that this is the world of the prince of tennis?no one? !Did I say you didn't explain it before time travel? !How unprofessional!

What did I do in those days? !Wouldn't it be good to just learn tennis?Enough to run across the world!How can I not regret it, but it is still too late, after all, it is still very early before the plot begins, as long as I work hard, I will definitely be able to watch on the spot.

That's right, the heroine is a powerful anime fan!As long as it is something related to anime, you may lose your mind at any time.

"Husband, Echizen Nanjiro seems to have traveled with us before." The heroine's mother seemed to think of something and smiled happily, her eyes were shining brightly.

"Ah, a very powerful person." This cannot be denied.

"Then let's invite them to our company's celebration next week. I miss Renzi very much."

"Okay, wife~"

The two elders began to take care of their own sweet happiness again, forgetting about our heroine.But what does it matter?Yue Canxue, as the new life of this family, as a time traveler, tells you very seriously.According to the plot, Ryoma has already been born, so there will be a cute Zhengta to bully immediately.