Helpless

In recent days, rumors of knife testers have emerged one after another, and Gui's whereabouts are also unknown.At the same time, Gintoki also received an entrustment from the blacksmith shop to investigate the whereabouts of the demon sword "Red Sakura". Unexpectedly, he was attacked by the sword tester-Okada Shizo on the way, and later learned that the commissioner Murata Tetsuya was originally a colluder with Takasugi Shinsuke, and everything was for Okada Nizo to find Gintoki to try the sword.

o(︶︿︶)o There must be no deceitful heart, and the defensive heart must not be absent o(︶︿︶)o

—Cheat back before you get cheated! BY kamikaze

——Kamikaze-san... Isn't this bad for advocating children's health and progress? BY Shimura Shinpachi

- Lie to children every day that the world is full of light and we are all sunflowers, this is bad behavior =. =BY kamikaze

——But no matter how you say it, in the world of children, you still believe in the light. BY Shimura Shinpachi

——So let those stupid children understand the darkness as soon as possible, otherwise how will they survive. (laughs) BY Kamikaze

——…………………………………… BY Shimura Shinpachi

——It has completely become a parenting program. BY Sakata Gintoki

——Heavy topics are not suitable for us Aru. BY Kagura

——Rather than saying that you haven't noticed Kamikaze-san's emotions, is it wrong?It's against her personality, right?Why is it suddenly blacked out? !Don't you think it's strange? !Is it weird to anyone but me? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

When Kamikaze stood at the door of Wanshiwu and rang the doorbell, she lowered her head and watched the raindrops on the umbrella fall to the ground and slowly gather together.It's like obviously different tributaries, but they all flow to the sea, but in the end, they still can't escape the fate of going their separate ways after leaving the sea.She doesn't know what she's doing, maybe it's a very meaningless thing, she has long known that many things cannot be forced, even she has changed, how can she be qualified to force others?What's more, what I'm facing is these guys with different personalities but they are all amazingly stubborn.

...or in other words, the one who has abandoned his past name is the one who runs the furthest away from them.From the very beginning, he was not a complete human being, and he was born with original sin, and now he stubbornly embarked on a path of crazy assassination.Let such a self still think about making them reconcile as before, but it's just a fantasy, probably because he hasn't woken up yet.But no matter how you say it, there is still no way to give up such an idea.Even if there is no light at all ahead, just like before, standing on the battlefield can only see the hopeless dark sky like a rag, and tell yourself that this world is like this, there is no hope at all, so don't deceive yourself anymore.But at the last moment, when he was about to despair, there would still be someone standing in front of him.

Thinking about it, I was lucky, but since I was a child, I have met someone who saved me every time when life and death were at stake... I don’t know if it’s good luck, or if God didn’t play with me enough, so I let myself continue to live on. go down.

While thinking so pessimistically, the door in front of him was opened with a bang, Kamikaze smiled within a second, and quickly reached out to hold the door to prevent being rejected again: "Hahahahaha roll I recently ran out of money, so I can be your personal bodyguard for a living—" Her voice stopped abruptly, she still smiled, she withdrew her hand, took two steps back, and turned her head to look at the sign hanging outside the railing that said The signboard of "Everything House" has a big character, and the smile on the face has become a mask.

"Hello, what's the matter?" It was a girl with a very gentle and beautiful face who asked her this way. She was neatly dressed in a pink kimono. Her brown hair was not very long and was simply tied up. She looks like a very gentle and kind girl.

And she was standing at the door of the Wanshiwu, smiling and asking the uninvited guest, Kamikaze, in a natural tone... as if everything was going with the flow.Kamikaze opened her mouth: "That..." She raised her hand and closed her chin, and immediately changed into a smile of a more decent woman, "Well, I have something to entrust to Wanshiwu. Is the boss here? Ah, the boss is not here. It doesn't matter, I remember there are two children in the Master House, right? In fact, I can find them for what I have to do... Xiao Kagura? Shin Hachi-kun?"

Although a little surprised by the slightly weird behavior of the person in front of her, Shimura Tae smiled at her: "Do you know Xiaoxin? I am his older sister, and my name is Shimura Tae. Xiaoxin and Kagura have something to go out, Ah Yin's words... ...It is inconvenient to accept the task at present, I am very sorry."

Kamikaze was stunned: "Inconvenient? Could it be that he has already—" After all, it was still a step too late!Her annoyed expression was beyond words, which made Shimura Tae feel even more strange, but she didn't ask further: "I'm really sorry, if you have an entrustment, please wait for a while—"

Kamikaze had already slipped away from her side and ran into the house, when someone grabbed her collar from behind suddenly, she turned her head to look, the corners of her mouth twitched violently uncontrollably, a large drop of cold sweat dripped from her forehead——

"Didn't anyone tell you that entering someone's house without the master's permission is a particularly disrespectful behavior?" Shimura Mei narrowed his eyes, completely contrary to the gentle and gentle image just now, half of his face appeared With a terrifying and half-gloomy appearance, it seems that the fire of hell is burning behind him——

"I was wrong! I was wrong! I was wrong!!! Big sister, please forgive me!!! m(___)m" Isn't she a gentle and kind beautiful girl? !Why did it turn black so suddenly ahhhhhhhhhhhh!I saw hell—!Wig Come see hell!

Gintoki poked his head out impatiently, saw Kamikaze prostrating on the ground to apologize and Shimura Tae who looked down at her from the shadow of the condescending background, and waved his hands without interest: "Yes, follow this development route, and get rid of this troublesome Throw the woman out. Throw yourself out, by the way."

whoosh-

bang——

Yinshi raised his eyes and looked at the small knife inserted into the wall on the left side of his head, then looked down at the hole on the floor on the right side, and looked at the two women in front of him with a dead fish-eyed expressionless expression: "This is for taking care of the patients." Attitude? Is this the attitude a nurse should have? Hey, I want to apply for protection from international human rights organizations, I want to go to the hospital, and I demand personal safety protection.”

"Since you know that you are injured, you should go back and lie down, or you will be killed." Shimura Takao looked at him with a smile.

"Killed by you? Will be killed by you sooner or later, right? It's just a matter of time, right?" Yin Shi glanced at her, "...well, I was wrong, girls often rub their fists and won't get married , if you fail to get married, it will be a great devastation to Xin Baji, he will despair of the world with women—"

bang——

A pit appeared again in the floor to his right.

"..." Yinshi turned his head and walked back into the house, "Let her in."

"Ayin...?" Shimura Tae looked a little worried, looked at his back, and then at the Kamikaze written all over his face, "He who comes not kind will not come" (Kamikaze: Hey!), "...I'm sorry, please come in."

"No, it's me who should apologize, I was rude." Kamikaze nodded to her, "I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Kamikaze." Then he looked at Shimura Miu, hesitant to speak, and finally said nothing , walked toward the house.

Seeing Yinshi go into the bedroom and lie down on his own, Shimura Miao hurriedly said: "Ayin, this kind of hospitality is too—"

"I don't think of her as a guest." Yinshi picked up the "JUMP" on the side and covered his face lazily, "She's just here to make trouble. Hey——I'm a patient now, I have human rights, if you ask for trouble, go out and turn left, by the way, Obasan downstairs is very rich, you can go and play with her."

Kamikaze automatically ignored his eviction order, sat beside him, looked at the bandages on the wound on his body, lowered his eyes and did not speak.Shimura Tae who was standing beside her had no intention of leaving, because she was not sure about the identity and purpose of the visitor, she was not at ease leaving Gintoki and this strange woman alone in a separate space, although she felt that the relationship between the two The way of getting along seems to be knowing each other for many years...

"Excuse me, what's the matter?" Shimura Tae decided to attack first, "In any case, with Ah Yin's body at this time, it is indeed impossible to accept the commission."

Kamikaze looked at her slightly sideways: "...Miss Shimura, please don't get me wrong, I'm married and have a son, and Gintoki and I were just comrades in arms many years ago."

……………………… You are the one who obviously misunderstood, right? !

"What are you talking about? Which idiot man will marry you and have children? Is he blind?" Yinshi's voice came from under "JUMP", "...ah, the ratio of male to female is relatively abnormal now, life is like this often It is self-defeating and impulsiveness that has led to so many family tragedies."

"Don't ruin my good intentions!" Kamikaze glanced at him furiously, "I'm afraid Miss Shimura might misunderstand you! You're unreliable at first glance with your dead fish eyes, and it's rare that a beautiful girl like Miss Shimura is willing to marry you , if you misunderstand, you will never be so lucky in your life!"

"That... I'm sorry." Shimura Miao put the long sword between Kamikaze and Gintoki with a bang, smiled with satisfaction and saw that both of them shut up, and said in a sweet voice, "I was asked by my brother Just come to take care of him, actually it has nothing to do with this sugar-poisoned dead fish eye who owes rent to the natural roll, Kamikaze-san must not defile me like this."

"……………… Are you all having trouble with natural curls? Does Yinsang's natural curls look not masculine enough? Are those ions floating up and flying behind the head looking good?!" Yinshi protested Voice.

Ignoring his remarks about natural curls and ion iron, Shimura hesitated to speak, looked at Gintoki whose face was buried by "JUMP", and then looked at Kamikaze who lowered the corners of his eyes: "... I'm going to pour tea for Kamikaze-san." After speaking, he turned and went out, and closed the door.

"Miss Shimura is very beautiful and always looks like a girl who manages the house well." Kamikaze said.

Yinshi ignored her and continued to pretend to be dead.

"How? Now that I've become the boss, I never thought about finding another lady boss. I'm going to pass the time? I'll have a little curly hair in the future." Kamikaze laughed with his head down.

"Are you an old mother who is eager to hug her grandson?" Yin Shi raised his hand to take off the covering on his face, and opened his eyes to look at her, "And Yin Sang's child is definitely not a natural curl! How can such a heavy burden be let down?" The next generation will continue to bear it!"

"If that's the case, it might not be your child at all!"

"Stop looking down on natural rolls!"

"Understand that the only one I look down on is you!" Sighing, Kamikaze reached out and touched the bandages on his body, in exchange for him lazily raising his hand to pat her hand: "Don't take advantage of Yinsang, Even a man feels violated when his chest and stomach are touched."

"cut."

"I heard."

She regained her composure and pursed her lips: "Hey Yin, I know that even though I advised you not to care about it, the wig was also involved, so you won't just sit idly by. I didn't intend to persuade you not to go, I wanted to discuss with you how to find him, but unexpectedly I came a step too late—"

"Stop talking to yourself." Yinshi yawned, turned sideways, turned his back to her, raised his hand and scratched his armpit, "...after being cut for the first time, I'm still waiting to be killed." The person who cut the second knife is a fool, and he will be hacked to death by the crazy tea-making woman outside before he goes out. As I said earlier, I have no interest in these things about you. This kind of rainy day will go out. Get your boots dirty and you'll be in trouble. A man without a wife just can't live well, and he has to wash his shoes himself."

She couldn't help but said: "Hey natural roll, let me figure it out, my wife is not for you to wash shoes!"

……

Shimura Takao held the tea bowl and saw Kamikaze coming out of the bedroom: "... Kamikaze-san?"

"Sorry for the interruption." Kamikaze smiled at her, "I'm sorry to bother Ms. Shimura to pour tea for me." He picked up the teacup and drank it down, "...delicious! Ms. Shimura really got into the kitchen Enter the hall! (thumbs up)"

………………………………… "But——" Shimura Tae hesitated, "This is the medicine I gave Yin..." She could see that Kamikaze had something bad to say because of her presence Ming said, so he took tea as an opportunity to make room for the two people, and actually went to bring out the medicine. He wanted to wait in the living room for the two to finish their conversation, but Kamikaze drank it down in one gulp.

He also praised that it is delicious...…………………it’s delicious, your sister!That medicine is very expensive!Dead Fisheye has no money!

"...Eh? I'm sorry, I often lose my hearing suddenly." Kamikaze smiled at her, "Then I'll go first, see you, Ms. Shimura!" He ran out like a gust of wind.

Rather than talking about being deaf or something, it's better to say that you have a broken brain before anyone will believe you!

Shimura Takashi looked back at the back of her leaving in a hurry, then turned around and walked into the bedroom, looking at Gintoki who was lying there looking at the ceiling: "Gin..."

Yinshi closed his eyes and didn't speak.Shimura Miao looked at him for a long time, and said: "... Kamikaze-san drank the medicine, I will go out and buy it."

"Ah, by the way, I bought "JUMP" together, this is more important." He closed his eyes and said lazily.

……

When Tae Shimura walked downstairs, he saw Kamikaze standing at the bottom of the stairs leaning against the wall.The umbrella stood beside her, leaning against the wall like her.Hearing the sound, she raised her eyes and looked at Tae Shimura for a few seconds. Kamikaze smiled embarrassedly: "Although he said it was something a fool would do, I always feel that if he wasn't a fool, There are no fools in this world."

Shimura Tiao sighed slightly: "Actually, someone came to A Yin before, I know there is no way to stop him, it's just his injury... By the way, Kamikaze-san, you said before that you and A Yin used to be friends. Comrades, it must be very hard for a girl to go to the battlefield, right?"

"Ah, it's not hard work, it's torture." Unknowingly using someone's idiomatic sentence pattern, Kamikaze, who realized this after a while, laughed unconsciously, "...well, but it's not bad , When we are on the battlefield, I don’t have time to think about identity, I just think about how to kill the gods, whether it’s a man or a woman or something... I can forget it at that moment.” On the contrary, now, I can think of many things every day. Things are getting more and more painful.

"Then, please come back safe and sound with Ah Yin." Shimura Takao nodded at her, held up the umbrella and left.

The author has something to say: Actually, I have thought about it, why not CP with Sister Miao...

Kondo: ... Where did I offend you......

>_< I really like Kubei! (Totally off topic!

So... I also began to think that the wig looks more like the male protagonist == (Gao Sugi: ………………