Helpless

Kamikaze returned to the small rented courtyard as quickly as possible, and as soon as she entered, a knife was thrown at her, and it was inserted straight into the wooden door beam on the side of her head, followed by another thumping sound, There were shouts of beating and killing, and she was so frightened that she quickly hid behind the door and shouted: "I didn't take all the family property and elope with the man! Not only that, I also brought the family bucket back! "

"..." The fight finally subsided, Xiaojia turned around and saw it was her, and hurried over, turning her head and cursing as she ran, "I'll spare you this time, and next time I'll pour chili sauce on your face to wash your face You bastard!"

"I don't need that thing." Xiao Yi said slowly, standing on the corridor and looking over, "Is the journey going well?"

"I'm just going out for a walk, hahahahaha." She let Xiaojia do things to herself for a while, and finally said unbearably, "Then... Xiaojia, are you enough? I'm fine, I'm really fine."

"It's a ghost if you have nothing to do! Did you go out with the ghost army again? Didn't you do it alone? Some people even complained about it, and you clamored to do it alone. Isn't it true that you have no momentum to do it alone? It’s just a younger brother’s setting, isn’t it?! And what’s going on over and over again! The ghost soldiers have a lot of labor like you! It’s not that Takasugi has no money, and it’s not that there is no one around. Didn’t you say you broke up? ?! If you break up, don’t stick to it! If you break up and post it, no matter whether you are good or not, you will definitely be looked down upon by that man! I have a friend who is like this. It is obvious that the man is wrong. We broke up, but the man expressed something and she immediately posted it again! What do you think of the result? Forget it, don’t tell me, the result is of course that she was dumped by the man again!”

"Hey, stop talking!" She tried to dissuade, "And you're off topic, right?! What the hell are you talking about..."

"Is it okay if you don't say it?!" Xiao Jia became more and more excited, "You ran away as soon as I left, didn't you? You are still in collusion with Xiao B, aren't you? Do you know that it is rare for Mr. Gui to get his imagination out of his great cause of fighting barbarians? I wanted to see you, but I didn’t see how lonely you looked when I saw your figure at all... >_<!! (Hey, is the center distorted? And what is "rare", he is right to go to the barbarians when it is rare, right? ? And how could it be lonely ... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly The doctor's words are falling on your ears? If you spend so much money to see a doctor, what are you wasting money for if you don't listen to the doctor's words!"

"I'm fine-"

"It doesn't matter if you are fine or not, but Dong Jian is sick and wants to see you—"

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Kamikaze quickly covered Xiaojia's mouth, and the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely, "I said I'm fine! Shut up!"

"Ummmmmm—" Xiao Jia struggled, "Dong——"

"Master Takasugi?!" Xiao Yi's voice overwhelmed Xiao Jia just right, he hurried towards the gate, nodded to Takasugi Shinsuke who suddenly appeared at the door, and then took the takeaway family bucket from Kamikaze, Pulling Xiaojia's arm, "Xiaojia, go to the kitchen to make medicine."

In fact, the moment Xiaojia saw Takasugi appearing, she had already shut up quickly. At this moment, she frowned, but she didn't speak any more, didn't look at Takasugi, turned around and walked quickly towards the kitchen.

Kamikaze pursed his lips, turned his head and looked at Takasugi silently for a while: "Well...the place is small and shabby...you can just order it...hey, if you really show disgust, I will chase you away immediately Go out ==+"

He didn't bother to pay attention to her, and walked straight into the house, but she kept yelling behind her: "At least I paid for the rented house, so you should be more polite! Now renting a house at the outside price often costs more." The landlord likes to stop by the door with a smile every now and then and say which relative of her is going to get married. In fact, he wants to threaten me that if I refuse to raise the rent, I will take the house back and give it to relatives to get married or something... You heard me? without?!"

... I guess I didn't hear it, because I went in without looking back, and I'm more familiar than at my own home ==

She yelled for a while, and when she saw him enter the room, she didn't rush to follow him. Instead, she frowned inconspicuously, and hurried to the kitchen instead.She walked into the kitchen, closed the door behind her back, and pulled Xiao Jia away: "What did you just say about Dong Jian?"

Although she was very displeased with her attitude just now and the people she brought back, but at any rate, the whole family bucket is my favorite (...), and it is not the time to lose her temper, so Xiao Jia shook off her hand angrily: "Now Are you in a hurry?"

"Hey--"

"It's all right, it's just that the fever has been going on for the past two days, and it just subsided yesterday." Xiaojia glanced at the corner of her drooping eyes, "If you're worried—"

"Okay, I know what's going on, it's okay." She nodded, turned around to go out, "I'm a little tired, don't rush to take the medicine, I want to rest for a while."

"You—" Xiao Jia restrained herself from what she wanted to say, watched her go out, and after a long while, she threw the herb in her hand, and said in a low voice, "Why did Dong Jian spread the two of you?" -"

"It's not your turn to talk about this matter." Xiao Yi glanced at him, picked up the medicinal herb and stuffed it back into his hand, "Go back to Mr. Gui after boiling the medicine."

"Are you in such a hurry to drive me away?! Saotome, you can do it!"

"..." Xiao Yi, whose surname was rarely mentioned, paused for a rare moment, and then continued, "Since you have already left, don't turn back casually. This is what you have been persuading eldest sister, and now I will give it to you. It is true , the relationship between Gui Jun and the eldest sister has not broken down so far. Even though you have had a dispute with the eldest sister, you are still willing to come back to take care of her. This is very touching, but you should do what you want and must do What I do, I have everything here, and I no longer need you."

Xiao Yi usually doesn't talk much, but once he speaks, his tone is firm, and Xiao Jia is always inexplicably unable to refute in terms of momentum.He hesitated to speak several times, and finally stiffened his neck, his face flushed: "If you want to drive me away, just speak directly! Saotome Nana, you bastard!"

"I said don't call me by my name!"

"==I prefer to call you by your name, Saotome Nana Saotome Nana Saotome Nana~~~ Nana-chan~~~ Nana Nana Nana—" Seeing the cold light flashing past her eyes, Xiao Jia hurriedly squatted down and hugged his thigh, Shouted, "You murdered?!"

"Kai Tian Satomi." Xiao Yi looked at him expressionlessly.

"... Shut up! You are disrespecting my grandma! My grandma has never done anything bad in her life. If you dare to speak ill of her, I will bite you to death!" Xiaojia stretched out her finger angrily. He said, "This name was decided by my grandma, and I will never change it in my life! ╭(╯^╰)╮My grandma decided on the name a long time ago, and she died before I was born just because she wanted to save people. My name is very commemorative! It is much more meaningful than your blind man who was told by the fortune teller at the entrance of the village to be a girl until he is 13 years old! =皮=”

Xiao B was silent for a while, looking into Xiao A's eyes calmly: "...Didn't your grandma get this name because the blind fortune-teller said that you must be born a girl?"

"...Why do you know?! And speaking of it, I have already questioned it, why must the fortune teller be blind! Why do you have to pretend to be blind if you are not blind?!"

There was another quarrel, and Xiao Yi suddenly raised his hand and flicked his forehead. When he was frightened and folded his chest in defense, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he quickly recovered his facial paralysis, and said softly: "Do you think Eldest Sister really wants to come here like this?" Have you seen Mr. Gui and the others?"

—stop!Could it be something like "If it wasn't for you..."? !That would be vulgar!If I want to fall in love with her secretly, I will definitely jump into the river!Xiao Jia was about to criticize the vulgar plot that was about to appear in this article and tried to bring it back to the right path, when she suddenly heard her elder sister Kamifusang's ghost screaming from the yard: "There are bugs! Bugs! Bugs! Bugs ah ah ah ah ah—"

It can only be said that some people have fears that they cannot overcome in small places that others cannot notice.And kamikaze... afraid of bugs, including slugs, caterpillars, roundworms, beetles, fireflies (?!), and even ants.This point made Mi-kun Kai Tianli (Xiao Jia: Fuck you T^T) very incomprehensible. He bought mealworms during the time when he was raising hamsters, and he was unaware of it. To put it mildly, he was very curious. The point is that Kamikaze, who likes many hands and feet, pulled it casually to look at it, and screamed as soon as he glanced at it, and smashed the bag hard on the innocent Xiao Yi's face, successfully covering his face with mealworms.And things like scattered all over the floor caused her to run away from home for half a month and insist on refusing to come in... So sister, do you just want to show that you are actually a woman?I really don’t think you are afraid of bugs, you shouldn’t be afraid from all aspects, it’s too bad if you think it can increase your cuteness, the effect will definitely be counterproductive, right? OTZ|||

Complaining in their hearts like this, Xiao A and Xiao B quickly walked out of the kitchen, intending to try their best to save her. Although she is not very beautiful, boys always regard themselves as heroes or something...

However, when they saw the scene in the courtyard, the corners of Xiao A's mouth twitched violently, and his heart surged violently. It was as if he wanted to go to Master Gui to find Mr. Gui, but instead saw Xiao B holding a bouquet of roses Flowers stand there...

To put it simply and directly:

First, big sister, can you stop calling everything a bug?

Second, big sister, that thing is called a snake, the most common cauliflower snake.The English name is Stinkratsnake, and the Latin name is Elaphecarinata. It can be used to treat blabla or something. If you want to sell it, you will have meat for dinner.

Third, big sister, don't step on it, I suddenly feel a little pitiful for it...

Fourth, big sister, I told you not to step on it, it is already dead...

Fifth, big sister, really don't step on it, it's already rotten...

Sixth, big sister, if you step on it again, I will step on you...It stinks...

Seeing that her eyes were red and she trampled the snake beyond recognition with all her strength and still had no intention of stopping, Xiao Jia silently covered her face.Although I do feel that if the elder sister is scared and screams and then flies into my arms (?!) Ewha's appearance in the rain will be a bit scary, but... now this is too extreme... right... == |||

After a long while, she finally calmed down, quickly jumped out of the spot, raised her head in horror and looked at Xiao A and Xiao B for help: "Why is there such a thing here?! Xiao Jia, you like keeping pets, but what do you do with this thing?" Ma TAT"

I have nothing to do. Why keep a snake as a pet!I don't like snakes, I'm not a drug ○ pocket!Xiao Jia looked up at the big tree: "Maybe this snake wants to eat bird eggs."

"Don't think that everything can be blamed on Dandan!" She accused, "If you can't manage your own Dandan's behavior, you can say it's human nature, and you can blame everything on 'human nature' and 'nature'. The words are all going to commit suicide hand in hand!"

"...Who would shirk everything to that thing?! I'm answering your question very seriously! Besides, the guy who refuses to admit his sex after drinking is the least qualified to say such a thing?!" Xiao A jumped, "I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'm going back to Mr. Gui! Remember to feed the carrots to the rabbit on time!"

"You don't want to keep all these things back in your Mr. Gui's yard OTZ" said Kamikaze, and Xiao A left with far-eyed eyes, and glanced back at Xiao B who was standing at the door of the kitchen with an expressionless face, " Eat snake soup tonight!"

Xiao Yi looked at her silently, then looked at the unknown object on the ground that had been trampled to pieces, thought for a while, and said, "I'm not hungry."

……

Are you hungry? What's the matter with dinner? !You obviously just don't want to make snake soup, right? !Who did he learn from this dead look disguised as a nonchalant expression to divert the target away! (fall)

She gave Xiao Yi a blank look, snorted and walked back into the room in a proud manner.As soon as he opened the door, he saw Takasugi by the window.The paper window was pushed halfway open, and he was sitting there with a pipe in his right hand, his elbow resting on the window rail, and he was sitting facing the door. He just turned his head and looked out of the window through the smoke That's all.The window was facing a flowerless cherry tree in the yard, its branches and leaves stretched out to the window.

The author has something to say: Dong Jianhui will appear as the protagonist in the episode.