Helpless

After she and Sakata Gintoki broke up, after returning home, she developed a high fever in the middle of the night, crying while half asleep and half awake, thinking of a long time ago... Of course, this kind of thing will not happen.If it is still emotionally affecting the physical condition and unstable to this point, he would have died in the war against barbarians that year, and there will be no ashes left, right?But tenacious, or it can be said that he survived shamelessly, when everyone else around him died in the war.

With so many people, it's hard to remember occasionally, because sometimes I suddenly find myself unable to remember who they are.So many names and faces have to be numbered and kept in mind all the time, it is very difficult.The most difficult thing is that when I think about it, I feel very depressed.I can't even cry, I just feel my chest is stuffy and I want to vomit blood, but of course I can't vomit real blood.

Xiaojia's voice yelled irritably from the next door: "Sister! It's thundering, turn off the computer!"

She decided to ignore his voice, anyway, Xiao Yi would not agree to him breaking into her room in the middle of the night ==+

"Sister, don't think that you can turn off the computer by pretending that you didn't hear me! When there is a thunderstorm, you must turn off all large electrical appliances, or you will have to repair them if they break down. Now the price of everything has increased, so you Occasionally understand the hard work of working hard! Hey sister, did you hear? And you should go to bed in the middle of the night, don’t be addicted to the Internet all day long! Is it so fun to dig ○ little warriors? Can’t get a medal? Does this frustrate you? Didn’t Xiaoyi get a medal for you? Didn’t you claim that as long as you have a medal on your account, it doesn’t matter who gets it? Hey, did you hear that? ○What you can see about life in Little Warriors is just your imagination! A person who has spent so much time indulging in games is not qualified to say that she can see through life from the game! Those who really see through life should hurry up and let their blood Fill your whole body, and then devote yourself to the great cause of fighting barbarians, elder sister, let us follow Mr. Gui and see the dawn of Edo!"

“……………………………” She continued to play with the little warrior, throwing sickles (hatchets? round scimitars?), and eliminated the piled up blocks on the screen again and again. .In fact, this game is really similar to life. Cubes are fear and stress. If they are piled up together, they must be quickly eliminated. You cannot pretend to know nothing and continue to put them there, otherwise something or someone will turn around. Leaving yourself... Ah, I really turned around and walked away, the little warrior turned and walked away!He walked away without looking back!The words "Go to sleep, you can't even get a medal, give up this game!" was displayed on the screen! T h T

Mouth!When the little warrior left last time, he just sneered (illusion), so this line of words did not appear! (flip table)

Xiaojia next door has already changed a seductive tone: "Sister, go to sleep, or I will run over and pull the plug directly. You know that if you pull the plug too much, the computer will break down. After it breaks, you I can’t play any games, I can’t even open it to take PS photos~~~ I’ve really passed it, don’t think I’m afraid to go there, I’m not afraid of Xiaoyi occasionally……………… When did you wake up? Don’t come here! I’m scaring the eldest sister, you know it?! I’m afraid of you, okay? Why do you always pretend to be the boss and want me to be afraid of you! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Save me QAQ!"

When he was yelling, Kamikaze got up angrily and went to the door of the next room, opened the door, and shouted angrily: "Who tampered with my game program——"

Looking at the scene where Xiao Jia is naked｜ naked body, being pressed by Xiao B who is topless, and then Xiao B quickly pulls the blanket beside her to cover Xiao Jia when she opens the door, she has a complicated complexion Staring thoughtfully for a long time, facing Xiao A's terrified eyes, he said calmly: "No wonder Xiao B, you always emphasize that I am not allowed to run into your room in the middle of the night..."

"no--"

"Xiao Jia can still be distracted and think about other things at this time, Xiao Yi, you really... have a long way to go."

"Why do you use such a deep tone! And it's not Xiaojia, it's—"

"Oh mom, my eyes hurt so much! My pure heart has been polluted by filthy scenes!" She covered her face and turned her head away, stomping her feet hard.

"...Elder sister, you really deserve to be beaten like this..."

"Go ahead, I'll go play with Kotaro, you don't have to suppress it, let's let your youthful vigor go." She said as she retreated, "Oh Kotaro, I'm a bad guy and I've been suppressing them all the time >_<"

You are not a bad person, you are just an idiot! QAQ Xiao A watched her turn and leave without tears, pushed Xiao B away, pulled off her trousers and clothes and quickly put them on and chased after her: "Sister, wait for me! Don't, don't tell Mr. Gui such things, It’s enough for you to be filthy alone. Don’t pollute Mr. Gui! No—nothing happened at all just now, I’m just used to sleeping naked! That’s why Xiao Yi doesn’t allow you to come over in the middle of the night That's all ahhhhh!"

Xiao B lay back calmly, closed his eyes, and continued to sleep.

After Xiaojia chased after her, she opened the door and was excited to see that the light was on in Gui's room, and the eldest sister and (his) Mr. Gui were sitting on both sides of the low table.What I have to say is that the elder sister is just a reckless man with five big and three rough (disgusted face), indeed Mr. Gui is the hope of everything (in any sense!), that sitting posture, that charm, that figure, that temperament, that face That smile, that waist, that black, long straight...?▽?!

Seeing him coming, Gui nodded reassuringly, and pushed the teacup in front of Kamikaze: "Xiko, don't worry, I will try my best to enlighten him."

"No, I definitely don't want you to enlighten him, it will definitely get worse..." Kamikaze muttered, looking at him seriously, "I just came to tell you, no matter what, if you are easily pushed down by him If not, I will ignore you from now on."

"..." Why did you say such a child's break-up talk with such a serious face? !The corner of Xiaojia's mouth twitched, "Eldest sister, hurry back—"

"It's been a long time since I talked with Xiaotaro Bingzhu night. I still remember that Xiaotaro and I used to go to the small forest at night with lanterns in our hands! Taking today as an opportunity, I remembered this too >_<!" She suddenly changed into a dreamy face, holding a heart in both hands, looking longingly at the ceiling.

"Hahahahaha! Xizi, do you remember it too? Indeed, it was a very memorable and beautiful experience!" Gui also looked very interested, "Speaking of which, Xizi, are you still sleepwalking now? Did you get it back?"

…………… After talking for a long time, it was just you sleepwalking, big sister, and then everyone went to find you? !Xiao Jia lay on the ground, crawled out silently, squatted at the door and vomited blood.

"No, not for many years." She waved her hand, "If you still sleepwalk in the spring rain, maybe you will fall into the vast universe..."

When the topic came to this point, they fell silent, as if this was something that should not be brought up at all.She was thinking to herself, eyes drooping, staring at the teacup in a daze.Gui, on the other hand, didn't seem to notice this at all, and said to himself: "It's a good thing to get rid of it, if one day Yinshi can join our team of people with lofty ideals..."

"Xiao Taro, don't think about it, okay?" She looked at him for a while, and suddenly laughed, "I think it's good for us to go on like this. I have nothing to do these days, so I think about a lot of things in the past, I also thought about the present and the future. Now everyone has their own ideas and directions, and they are walking steadfastly for them, which is not bad...Of course, it would be better if we could [beep——]."

"If [beep——] does not insist on [beep——], it is true that we will no longer [beep——], then [beep——] will probably be [beep——][beep——], but No matter how you say it, it’s still [beep——], and [beep——] [beep——] [beep——].”

…………………Mr. Gui!What kind of talk are you and eldest sister talking about? ! QAQ Xiaojia, who was squatting in the corner, turned his head away, vomited blood with tears streaming down his face, and a huge shadow quietly walked out behind him and covered him.He looked back vigilantly, and saw Elizabeth reaching out to touch his head soothingly, and flicking Na Han, showing her hairy calves, sitting next to him handsomely, and handing him a can of cold beer...

It's been a long night...

When it was almost dawn, Kamikaze and Gui were still chatting with great interest (revealing each other), and decided to have breakfast together - soba noodles.Under Gui's exaggerated introduction, Kamikaze resolutely teased that Gui must have something in mind for the proprietress, while kicking Xiaojia who was lying asleep in the corridor when walking out.

However, this bowl of noodles was not finished in the end, because I met an acquaintance on the road...in fact, it was just an acquaintance.

The figure flashed past and disappeared into the alley in the early morning.She was stunned, and ran after her, standing at the entrance of an empty alley, and staring at the person who heard the voice and looked back... To be precise, it should be a plural number of people, although the reason for her pursuit is the same. That person is not the same person...

She silently looked at Tufang, turned her head and silently looked at Yinshi, and continued to silently look at their handcuffed hands.At a time like this, you can't show the way you were when you knew Yin.She thought so, and then continued to stare at the handcuffs.But I really didn't expect that Yinshi is so good...

"Hifang, you..." She looked at him slowly, "Can enlightenment bring happiness to the man in front of you?"

"Xizi!" Gui, who was chasing after him in surprise, was also surprised when he saw this scene, but he reacted quickly and sternly refuted her words, "At this time, you should ask the handsome gentleman next to him if he is enlightened. and the shogunate—”

"Gui! Sugiyama!" Hijikata happened to meet two super wanted criminals at his most embarrassing moment. He really didn't know whether to call it lucky or unlucky, so he hurriedly lowered his head and shouted into the intercom, "Sougo, come quickly! Gui and Sugiyama are here !" As he spoke, he seemed to have forgotten that he was dragging another person with him, and rushed over there, "Gui, Sugiyama! Today is absolutely—"

Yinshi stumbled, and before he finished speaking in the native dialect, he had already rushed to the ground, and then Yinshi directly pounced on him as a pawn, and a mouthful of old blood silently poured into his throat.

Kamikaze looked at this scene with twitching corners of his mouth, turned his head, grabbed Gui's hand and walked out of the alley, covering his face with one hand: "Wig, sometimes I feel that I really can't understand this world, completely incomprehensible..."

"Not a wig is Gui."

"..."

The author has something to say: I dreamed of Xizi in the morning and almost fell off the bed...

So I, who received Xizi's resentment, got up and updated... QAQ