Helpless

QAQ decided to attack the cute little author just because of the death of an original character, you all have a scumbag in your heart QAQ

——That... I'm sorry.But from the last chapter, the format is wrong, right? BY Shimura Shinpachi

——It is said that in order to make up for the lack of a small theater in the previous chapter, this chapter is devoted to the small theater Alu. BY Kagura

——This is the so-called 'overcorrecting', right? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——So the author’s sister is still far behind. Aru, she decided to kill Kiko to vent her anger when she saw that the pornographic jokes could not hold up the scene. She still hasn’t mastered the knack of Gintama and is secretly hiding in the corner crying. Aru, also saying things like "Why is Gintama so difficult to write? Maybe it's because of this incident. It's better to just kill the heroine and end it." Such words, Alu. BY Kagura

——This is not a good way to solve the problem!Speaking of which... what is Gintama's trick? BY Shimura Shinpachi

——How would I know Aru!It probably means something like 'Kagura is the Queen of Kabukicho'. BY Kagura

——How could this be the case! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——That is, "how Yin-san, who is called madao, walked towards the road of becoming a warrior king with his companions in a situation of being discriminated against". BY Kagura

——It can’t be such a thing! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——Oh, Xin Baji is really a child who is too serious, Aru.That is, "how did Shin Hachi, who was poured a strange potion by the man in black and transformed from glasses into a human body, find his own body"... BY Kagura

——It can’t be this!And since just now, Xiao Kagura, you have been saying some promotional slogans full of strong cottage flavor, right? !Is it really okay like this?Didn’t Xiao Xiaoguan say last year that secondary creation of its works was prohibited? !And now the news that Gintama is in danger has come out again, Lianfang has said everything, and if it goes on like this, sooner or later there will be problems!It is obvious that the people do not fight with the government! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——Xin Baji calm down, you have to be full of hope for yourself.If there is no hope in life, even if 1 yuan is thrown at your feet, you will not be able to see it. BY Sakata Gintoki

The death of kamikaze is nothing in the vast universe.Few even know about it.It has been many years since everyone no longer lived together like when they were young, and now even if they haven't seen each other for a long time, they are already used to it.Occasionally, Gui would think about what special products Xi Zi would bring back for him. Compared with soba noodles, he was also hesitant. Kittens and puppies with cute meat balls were very attractive to him... Maybe Xi Zi would bring back three special products!If it was Kiko, she would definitely understand!

...Anyway, Gui thinks so.

So much so that when he went to Yinshi's house to visit, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a familiar figure in Dengshi's shop, and immediately ran in happily: "Xizi, when did you come back? You are too strange, you should notify me Take special products hahahaha!"

The woman who was sitting there was slapped on the shoulder vigorously by him, and she turned her head to see an excited face. She looked very surprised: "That...excuse me, sir, do we know each other?"

"OO"

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That night, Sakata Gintoki was lazily half-lying on the sofa and watching a series with Kagura. By the way, the two exchanged feelings through dialogue, such as——

"Why are there so many implanted ads? The world is so rotten."

"Didn't you say that commercials are not allowed in the middle of TV dramas in the future? Aru"

'The placement advertisement I mentioned is completely different from what you said, and even though I said so, it is estimated that it will take half an hour to broadcast advertisements after an episode is finished. How can this social TV station give up making money now? Opportunity'

'So the peripheral products are the same Aru'

"Hey, why did the topic go to peripheral products? If you don't buy more of this kind of thing, how can you be chasing Gintama?"

"Alu, who won't give Silver Sauce a commission anyway, Silver Sauce can't make money to buy vinegar kelp for me. What a useless man. My mom said that this kind of man will never find a wife. Aru'

'Find out now who you eat and who lives in and then complain about you guy'

"Papa said that since complaining is a woman's nature, a man who makes a woman complain because he can't satisfy her should shut up and listen to Alu."

'Hey what the hell did your dad teach you'

. . . sweet conversations like that.

"Silver time! Silver time!" Accompanied by the knock on the door, mixed with Gui's eager shout, "Silver time, open the door!"

The conversation was interrupted in an instant, Kagura was lying on Dingchun's warm fur seriously and quietly watching TV, Gintoki was still half lying there, picking his nose, and casually replied: "There is no one inside."

"Eh?" Gui was taken aback, and then said disappointedly, "That's right...then please tell Yinshi when he comes back, I'll wait for him outside!"

...Hey, does this guy even know what he's talking about? !Someone take him to the hospital for treatment!

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In short, after Gui entered the door, he spent 25 minutes explaining the reasons for his urgency. His topic began: "Elizabeth helped me buy shampoo last month, but in the end I only bought conditioner."

BLABLABLA...

His topic ended with: "So Gintoki, Kiko lost her memory!"

Please don't ask him what he said in the middle, unless you must know the price increase of cabbage from last month to this month, the inevitable connection between hair conditioner and improved society, and Kiko Sugiyama (who is this) who lost his memory.

Yinshi's posture remained unchanged as he lay there, his eyes fixed on the TV, and he answered absent-mindedly: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh—what are you doing?!" Before he finished speaking, he was dragged up by Gui Grabbing the hem of his clothes, he lazily raised his dead fish eyes and saw Gui looking at himself with snot and tears in grief: "Yinshi, being too addicted to soap operas will only lead to obstacles in family communication! Now Do you know why the juvenile crime rate has soared?! It is because of the development of technology that communication between people has become a forgotten thing! Parents are addicted to work, teenagers are addicted to TV and computers , the coldness of the family makes the heart also cold, can a family that cannot be warm and interactive be called a family?!"

"...let go--."

"Yinshi, look at this society, the development of science and technology has become directly proportional to the indifference of people. Don't talk about defending the country, even if you see an old lady carrying a heavy load on the road, no one will come forward to help! What is the reason for all this?! No longer regard being helpful to others as a virtue, but call selfishness the right way to be a human being, ridicule good people with sarcasm and contempt, and regard bad people as a model of self-interest Come to worship... since when has this society been rotten by moths?!"

"The only thing that has been eaten away by moths is your brain—let go—"

"Silver time—"

"To shut up!"

"Silver sauce, go down with the wig and have a look, Aru." Kagura yawned, and glanced at the excited Gui with the corners of his eyes half drooping.

"Thank you leader! But it's not a wig, it's Gui!"

"...Silver Sauce, you'd better go to bed, good boy, go to bed early, Alu."

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Sakata Gintoki has probably been planted in Katsura Kotaro's hands in his life (+_+ in various senses), and he was dragged by the latter anyway to Toshi's shop downstairs.The woman from just now was still sitting there, and a young man was already sitting beside her, talking softly to her.Dengshi was leaning not far away, smoking his pipe silently. He raised his eyes to see the person coming after hearing the door slamming, and said casually, "Hey, when do you plan to pay the rent for the first three months?"

"You can't keep your mouth open and say that the rent really hurts your feelings, old woman." Sakata Silver Fashion said stupidly, "And didn't Xin Baji give it to you yesterday, did the kid take it to buy toilet paper? It must be! I'll go now Give you the toilet paper back—”

"Who wants toilet paper?!" Catherine yelled before Dengshi could speak, "Pay the rent! Plain rent! Don't try to justify it! The worst people in the world are people who never pay rent, and What difference does a thief make!"

"Hey, before you say this, think about what position you have to teach me!"

Gui grabbed Yinshi: "Look, Xizi, this is Yinshi, the Yinshi who always calls the wrong person's name!"

"Hey, call her the right name first!" Yin Shi raised his hand and slapped him on the back of the head, then glanced at the two people.The woman with long hair shawls and wearing a kimono is looking at herself and the wig suspiciously, while the man next to her looks a little familiar, where did she meet...

"Gui Xiaotaro, I didn't expect to meet you here." The man chuckled, "But don't be nervous, I don't want to do anything here at this time."

Gui Wenyan looked at the man in confusion and bewilderment for a few seconds, his expression made it clear that there was only one meaning: who are you?And Sakata Gintoki also glanced over from the corner of his eyes—it looks a little familiar, but not particularly familiar...

"Hey! I said that I played together when I was young. Although I am not the protagonist, is it so difficult for you to remember me? Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro! My name used to be Tanaka Katsuro! I live in Tanaka not far behind the private school! "Qiu Shannan couldn't help shouting angrily, "Isn't it very embarrassing for you two to be angry with that bastard Takasugi Shinsuke at that time, have you forgotten it completely now?! That is the shadow of my childhood! Don't give it to others without authorization. After creating a shadow of childhood, forget each other completely, you bastards!"

...Sorry, there are so many bastards in this world, do you think that the world is full of light and everyone is a cosmos==.

Gui thought for two seconds again, then smiled happily at him, "Long time no see Tanaka!" Then he immediately turned to Nozomi Sugiyama, who was suspected of having amnesia, "Xiko, what's wrong with you?"

"...Hey Gui, you didn't recognize me at all, did you?! You're clearly trying to fool me! Sakata Gintoki, you bastard, you're even more hateful, you don't even want to fool me and just ignore me!" Akiyama Nan raised his hand to his forehead, "I said, even if you don't remember what happened when you were young, you should at least remember to meet me when you were dealing with the Shinsengumi, right? I'm working in the Shinsengumi now, so you two Guys also often have contact with the Shinsengumi in one way or another—hey, put the bomb away! (#‵′) I said that I won’t do it, you think if I want to report you, I won’t kill this sooner The relationship between the fish-eye natural curl and you was reported to the deputy chief?! I said that you two should remember me a little at least!"

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"So, what happened to Xizi?" Gui sat beside Qiu Shannan and asked him seriously.

Akiyama Minami glanced at the woman who was talking to Catherine: "Oh, she's not Sugiyama Nozomi, her name is Akiyama Nozomi."

………………… In short, is it that you have naturalized others without authorization? ! =dish=

And then... After a heated debate and a suspected duel... Akiyama Minami was thrown on the ground by the lifted table and chairs, with blood coming out of his nostrils, he raised his hand and gestured to Akiyama Nozomi to indicate that he was fine Let her continue chatting with Catherine, then raised her eyes to see Gui who was stepping on her with a serious face, and Yin Shi who was sitting on the chair next to him expressionlessly and contemptuously looked sideways at her, then calmly spat out a bloody tooth and said: "Your teacher Don't you ever teach you to listen to people's words?"

"She's not Sugiyama Nozomi, it's not that I changed her name without permission, but when I picked her back, she didn't know her own name at all, so I named her—"

With a bang, a glass hit him on the head, accompanied by Sakata Gintoki's expressionless contemptuous eyes and flat voice: "Isn't this because you naturalized that idiot without authorization?"

"Stupid Sakata! How dare you smash the cups in the shop after failing to pay the rent! Do you want me to make another credit for you!" Catherine yelled at him angrily.

"I've said it all, you listen to me..." Qiu Shannan sighed again, "This is not that idiot at all. They just look the same. Didn't that idiot get along well? How could it suddenly become the current one? Like this? She is just an unlucky woman who was smuggled and sold to the earth, and there are another group of women who were intercepted by the Shinsengumi at the same time."

"So you took Yin-chan's woman back without authorization? Alu, what Yin-chan said is true. If you become a policeman, you won't have to worry about not having a woman because you can fill your pockets, Alu!" A sudden voice made Sakata Yinshi raised his hand and patted the head between the two balls of buns without hesitation: "The child will be picked up by wolves if he goes out at night, go back to sleep."

"No Aru, Yin-chan is too useless, if I don't look at it, Yin-chan, you will never be able to get your wife's Aru in your life!" Kagura said, turning her head to Akiyama Nan with a look of "I am With an expression of "underworld", he raised his hand and hammered the table coolly, and said, "This woman stays, get out of here, Alu =. =! Otherwise our boss will do what he will do when he gets angry, he doesn't even know Alu! ╭(╯ ^╰)╮I might pawn you off to buy ten boxes of vinegar kumbu aru!"

"..." Qiu Shannan looked at her speechlessly for a while, raised his hand and scratched his eyelids, "I said, is this counted as gathering like birds and dividing people into groups? Can you find someone in your group who can communicate with me without any problems?" ?...I mean a normal human being, little girl, what are you pushing this dog out for—eh? Power outage?”

Gui no longer looked at Akiyama Nan whose head was bitten by Dingchun, but turned his head to look at Akiyama Xi who looked at him with a curious and surprised expression, his expression was sad and worried: "Xizi... "But seeing that she was unmoved at all, she just stood up and bowed deeply to herself apologetically, and her entire face was covered by the long hair hanging down.And she asked in a gentle and polite voice: "Although I don't know where Nan offended you, can you please let him go? I want to take him to the doctor."

Gui's expression became more and more lonely, his eyes looked at her face for a long time and silently, as if trying to find a trace of familiarity and flaws from it, and then he could laugh and say, "Xizi, you can't fool me this time." 'some type of……

So much so that the rest of the people felt this subtle atmosphere and didn't speak any more.Mother-in-law Dengshi leaned against the counter and smoked a cigarette, watching all this happen quietly without intervening. Catherine also calmed down, standing beside her mother-in-law without making a sound, and even Kagura just sat there and started... stroking Take out a vinegar kelp and bite it in your mouth.

Sakata Yinshi couldn't see it, and turned to look at Gui: "Hey wig..." But he didn't know what to say for a while.It would be fine if that woman didn't show up at all, but now she has a face that doesn't remember anything, and even Ji is in a daze and was taken over by other men, God knows what happened to her in the past few months .Said it wasn't that idiot?Do not make jokes!Whether it's amnesia or pretending to be stupid, who can look like her and make people feel embarrassed? !Besides, there are wanted photos posted all over the street, who wants to look like this without going bankrupt and getting plastic surgery? !

As for Gui... the relationship between him and Nozomi Sugiyama has been the most harmonious and stable since he was in the private school. The brainwaves of the two people are rarely able to communicate very smoothly without any obstacles and without dropping the line. They have a normal brain between each other. A tacit understanding and communication that is difficult for people to understand.Now if you say you don't know him, you don't know him, and you still ask him in such an unfamiliar tone, thinking about it with Gui's unturned head...

Yinshi scratched his curly hair irritably: "It's not the first day this guy has a convulsion—"

"Yinshi..." Gui interrupted him, and turned his head to stare at him with eyes full of deep sadness, "What about the special products that Xizi promised to bring me?"

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Sakata Gintoki really wanted to pick up another glass and smash it at Gui's sad and painful face. He reached out to touch it, but found nothing. He turned around and saw Catherine proudly holding a bunch of glasses: " Hahahaha stupid Sakata!"

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"Besides, since Xizi has already been naturalized, according to the rules, there are still several tables of banquets, right? Both the man and the woman have to invite ten tables! Xizi's first marriage has to be done well! Silver time, we Let's think about who you want to invite! The teacher will be very relieved even if he knows, Xizi is finally married hahahahaha!"

Sakata Gintoki suddenly felt powerless to complain.

The author has something to say: This chapter has a lot of words! (Self-satisfying ING...

=. = So the Zhenxuan Group on the east side of the banquet, the barbarians on the west side, Wanshiwuwu on the south side, the Quick Rescue Team on the north side, and the Ghost Soldier Team sat on the table. On the way, the space pirate Chun Yu, representing Yetu Kamui, came to watch the ceremony and eat...

A wedding ╮(╯▽╰)╭ that is so luxurious that if it can go on, it will really be the end of the world... OJZ

Shinsengumi: If there's nothing to say, I'll give you all the copycats! !Those guys got their money back when they caught one!

Fighters with lofty ideals: Hack and kill those lackeys of the shogunate! ! !And Chun Yu's bastards will never let them go! ! !

Quick Aid Team: Hahahahaha, the first time we met, my name is Sakamoto Tatsuma, this is my business card!It doesn't matter, business can't be negotiated with benevolence and righteousness, hahahahahaha!

Kamui: That's interesting ^-^ Hey silver-haired samurai over there, I've been looking forward to fighting you for a long time (baring teeth)

Ghost Soldiers: Heh...let's destroy this chaotic and dirty world.

Wanshiwu: It's okay, let's withdraw first...==+

…………………… Well, it means that I am very happy in the small theater~(≧▽≦)/~