Helpless

There is a saying that the first love engraved in the heart can never be forgotten, even if it is a stupid fool.But there is no way, although the physics teacher said that same-sex repels opposite-sex attracts, but people’s hearts are changing with each passing day. There is no need to hide the fact that one person falls in love with another person with the same structure as oneself.

Therefore, when Dui was about to complete his life, he kindly called a small group of little monsters to invite Kamikaze to watch the execution process—he probably meant something like this: Little lady, since your husband is about to die, you should proceed as usual in everything. kill me!From then on, it is so pleasant to eat delicious food and drink spicy food!

After hearing Kamikaze's words, the two Yetu brothers hid under their captain's bed peacefully and discussed whether this bed, which is larger than a single bed and smaller than a double bed, can bear the burden of the captain and his future wife every night. It’s said that every night when you pass by the door, you can hear extremely tragic screams. They all say that the head of the group is a child with no experience, and you have to find someone who is strong to stand him... But then again , there are not many such women in the universe, right?

They communicated with each other with eyes like this, and then the two watched her calmly with the look of "Ya Li Die ~ don't force me, don't hit me, I will do anything if you hit me", and was miserably pointed away by the little monster with a knife go out.

——Is there a moment when you really want her to go away forever?

=皮= When it comes to love, it’s best if you love me, don’t force others =皮=

—Are you awake yet?Oh, you must not be awake yet. BY Sakata Gintoki

—Oh no, maybe that man has Eskimos.Brackets I really want to discuss this matter. Brackets come back BY Sugiyama Nozomi

——Xiko, that's called Stockholm syndrome, which translates to Stockholm syndrome.Parenthesis Xizi, don’t sleep when you are in class, there will be an exam next month and come back BY Katsura Kotaro

——This is not the content of the class, is it?Parentheses Kogoro, if you call me by my name again, I will put your breakfast in the quilt with a meaty face and put it back BY Sugiyama Nozomi

--try it yourself. BY Shinsuke Takasugi

——Oh, why are you here... It's annoying to say something when you come into the room~ You must have heard me wrong. I said it in brackets and I didn't forget to bracket it!How could you hear that!The curls can't hear me and the wig every time we talk in braces! BY Sugiyama Nozomi

—You forgot to put your brain on when you got up. BY Shinsuke Takasugi

——You... If you turn a corner and scold me again, I will tell the teacher =皮= BY Sugiyama Nozomi

—Hmph, do you want your teacher to feed you when you are 80 years old? BY Shinsuke Takasugi

——You really still remember the last time I broke my arm so the teacher fed me... BY Sugiyama Nozomi

——If you walk without looking at the road, you deserve it. BY Shinsuke Takasugi

— Be clear, you bastard!Didn't you fight Curly and knock innocent me down the steps you irresponsible idiot! BY Sugiyama Nozomi

——I can testify to this.Brackets, but Kiko, why did you stand on tiptoe at the very edge of the steps?The teacher said that it is dangerous to stand there, come back BY Kotaro Katsura

——Katsura Kotaro, did you do this on purpose? !Did you completely forget because you said you could see a swallow's nest under the eaves when you stood there! BY Sugiyama Nozomi

——…Eh o_O? BY Katsura Kotaro

—You really forgot! ! !Why do you remember something as complicated as Eskimo disease but not the swallow's nest under the roof of your room? ! BY Sugiyama Nozomi

- Not Eskimo syndrome, but Stockholm syndrome! BY Katsura Kotaro

—Three idiots. BY Sakata Gintoki

——(#‵′) You who started fighting because of arguing whether eating sugar can help you grow taller are not qualified to say such things! ! ! BY Sugiyama Nozomi

Kamikaze was taken by the little monsters under Dumb to watch the process of executing Kamui.She was asked to keep quiet, and to announce the news of Shenwei's rebellion, in order to find a legitimate reason for Duan and Captain Golang to remove Shenwei-what reason is actually needed?There is nothing wrong with wanting to commit a crime. It has been like this since ancient times. Anyway, when people are dead, they can say whatever they want, but they still have to find an upright reason to deceive others. It is so ridiculous that people don't know what to say. .

She stood there quietly listening to Ah-Dai's rants: "...so being an enemy of me is being an enemy of the Senate..."

Shenwei didn't panic at all, with a relaxed expression of "Actually, I'm here for an autumn outing, the environment here is good", and looked at Dumb with a smile, as if watching a play.She sighed silently, then shifted her gaze to Gao Sugi who was standing under the stage - tsk, in comparison, you are so handsome with a fleshy face that both people and gods are angry!But it’s really easy to catch cold if you open your chest every day, and after taking off your clothes, the chest is tanned and the rest is white meat, it’s embarrassing... Thinking about it like this, she thought of other places went……

When he came back to his senses, Takasugi had already walked onto the execution platform while making a show of his cuteness—saying 'idiot...dumb admiral'.

Speaking of which, this guy always looks at himself and curly hair bullying the wig with a look of contempt every time... Ah bah, that's obviously a teasing of love-but in fact he calls the nickname wig himself calmly Well!As a result, every time the wig would angrily refute himself and the curly hair, but when he turned around, he would automatically call Takasugi's serious face 'wig' and replace it with 'gui'.

While thinking wildly again, Takasugi had flirted with Kamui and gave each other a lot of autumn spinach, then Takasugi pulled out his own knife suddenly, before everyone could even see clearly, he only felt a piercing A cold silver light flashed, together with the shattered chains, Shenwei threw himself forward and landed on his face.

Looking at this scene, Dumb's face was filled with the expression of his wish being fulfilled: "Huh <(￣ˇ￣)/"

Immediately after it had been arranged long ago, Captain Goulang gave an order, and the celestial beings who rushed onto the stage from all directions rushed towards Takasugi with their weapons in hand.Unexpectedly, Takasugi was already prepared, and while saying cool words like "then all go to sleep in hell, the crew of the broken ship", he turned around and successfully seduced him with his handsome and charming face. The guy who came to kill him——while the monster was in a daze, he raised his knife and slashed down.At this time, Shenwei, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, also jumped up.Immediately after that, the ghost army led by Heshang Wanqi, Lai Dao Matako and Takeshi Bianpingta swarmed in from the outside, and then Afutu strolled in the courtyard among the rabbits running inward: "What the hell does this dead child eat?" What grew up, can be so noisy."

The situation was reversed in an instant, and the two Yotu brothers who were called to monitor Kamikaze also came out of the dark, and easily eliminated the guys who were guarding Kamikaze.Kamikaze took a step forward, didn't look at the scuffle below, but stretched out his hand and pulled the microphone next to him, and shouted to the other crowds of Chunyu who were watching in a daze: "Idiots and Captain Golang are colluding and intending to rebel. I was ordered to be expelled by the Senate! I, Dixie, now announce as the special inspector of the Spring Rain Senate—the children follow the Seventh Division! There is meat to eat!"

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The process can be briefly described in this sentence: Meatcanmakeeveryonecrazy.Brackets can be directly translated and enclosed

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afterwards.

"Oh, you are indeed stronger than I imagined." Kamikaze stretched out his hand to push open the door, stood at the door against the door frame, smiled happily, and waved, "—Congratulations on your promotion, Admiral."

The god who was originally sitting on the chair kicked his mighty feet, jumped up from the table, and kicked towards Kamikaze.Kamikaze hurriedly dodged sideways, but before she could stand still, she was swept up by Kamui. She staggered two steps, raised her head hastily, and Kamui had rushed in front of her like lightning, and hit her hard with her elbow. on the stomach.Only then did he stop attacking her, and looked at her for 15 seconds. The stupid hair on the top of his head moved again without wind, and he bent his eyes and said: "But you are still as weak as I imagined-0-"

………………………………… Fuck me.convex

After standing firmly against the wall, Kamikaze spat out a mouthful of blood calmly: "...It's true that we haven't seen each other for several days, and Xiao Biesheng's wedding is fine, but it's not okay to be so enthusiastic when we meet. Speaking of which, is this the so-called love and killing? Shenwei, it doesn’t matter if you agree to make love in advance, even sex is okay, but I will definitely do the one above, have you heard of women attacking men? I am that woman attack.”

Shenwei smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you idiot is saying at all."

"Don't be embarrassed, boys will start to get in touch with this thing after the age of 13. If you are more lively, everyone gathers together to share good things, and if you are more boring, you will close the door and study alone. They are all the same, so don't pretend to be pure. Well, sister, I lived with a group of boys back then, and even a natural person like Kogoro couldn’t escape the vulgarity. I no longer have pure hope for the so-called nature of men. To be honest, are you a virgin if you open a gamble? At that time, although I was reluctant to give up, I was even more reluctant to give up my wallet, so I still bet on the side of your fault." She leaned on the wall and walked into the house, sat on a chair, rubbed her stomach, "Little Comeon Damn, tell my sister, did you wear a condom when you made it? You should also pay attention to physical hygiene when actively breeding rabbits. After all, would you use that thing—”

Shenwei held her knife and pressed it against her neck: "It's disgusting, can you please shut up? Or do you want to never have to talk?"

"That's right, I also think that as a girl, how can you be full of H-types? Even if you are unrestrained in your heart, you still have to pretend to be reserved. I was definitely led by Takasugi-kun." She looked at him with a bright smile, "So the most handsome Dumao Weijun, return the knife to my sister. My sister is very fragile, and her skin will break if you touch it."

Putting the knife back and throwing it into her arms, Kamui turned around.

She caught the knife and put it in her pocket, and looked up at him: "Although I don't think you will feel troubled by this matter, I still want to say it. You can tell Afutu. Don't worry about it, I will take care of it." Make a detailed report to the Senate, explaining the whole process of the idiot's attempt to rebel and was wiped out by the Seventh Regiment on the spot." After saying this, she stood up, "If there is nothing else, I have something to do, let's go first I'll see you another day, don't miss me too much—"

"You and that idiot samurai discussed what happened this time, right?" It was obviously a question type, but from Kamui's words, it seemed more like a declarative sentence.Kamikaze's hand was already on the doorknob, but when he heard this sentence, he stopped and looked back at him: "...Huh?"

Kamui sat on the table with his legs dangling, with an innocent look, and smiled as if chatting with her: "First, I pretended to cooperate with the idiot admiral to get rid of me, but I actually wanted to take the opportunity to get rid of the idiot. Admiral. It turned out that I was being used instead."

She raised her eyebrows slightly: "Hey, do you also think that guy is an idiot? Well, I like your statement. But I won't admit anything else."

"It's been part of your plan since the idiot asked me to get rid of Takasugi, so you deliberately reminded me to keep two night rabbits for you." Kamui ignored her pretending to be stupid, and said Go on, "Or else, or should I say, you have been planning since Yoshiwara. Obviously the Seventh Division is responsible for cleaning up the door, but the Hua Tuo you brought back was directly handed over to the Ghost Squad Meritorious service. Have you been unable to marry to the point where you are going to be so reckless? ^-^"

"Be clear, I'm the one who's wrong with you, right? My dear Admiral Shenwei." Seeing Shenwei's sharp eyes narrowing gradually, she laughed, "My heart for you is that all the guys in Chunyu I can see it~"

Kamui's expression returned to a clear and innocent smile, and he continued to shake his legs: "This is terrible, if you want to make all the guys who know about this disgusting relationship disappear—"

"Just kill them for me, kill them all." Kamikaze followed his words, turned and opened the door, "Isn't it the best reason to use this as a reason to silence at this time."

There was still a smile on the corner of Shenwei's mouth, but there was a sharp light in his eyes, looking at her back: "Then I will kill you too."

She still turned her back to him, smiled and waved her hand, without saying anything.

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