Helpless

Sitting in the newly opened cafe, Gui waved to the waiter very naturally, "Hi, please give me a bowl of soba noodles."

">_<Okay, please wait a moment!"

Kamikaze was dumbfounded, and after a while, he closed his mouth, raised his hand and said seriously: "Then please give me a bowl of tea and rice."

"Excuse me, miss," the waiter glanced at her with a secret look of contempt, and lowered his voice two tones, "this is a cafe."

... How tall are you in the cafe!Are there any cafes that sell soba but not ochazuke? !You are here to see people, right? !If the guy across from me said he wanted to eat KFC or McDonald's, you would definitely order takeaway right away, wouldn't you? !Girl, can you stop your saliva first? !That guy won't fall in love with you, and I know his aesthetics very well, girl, you are a villain in vain!fall!

(#‵′) Men and women are equal in your size! (#‵′)

——Hey, don't go to the Wanshiwu to cry about such and such things, Yinsang, I'm not your mother. BY Sakata Gintoki

——But... But Ma Ma, you judge me!Why is it that every time a girl treats the man next to me extra nicely, but she just throws me a blank stare when she turns around? !Obviously I am their companion! BY kamikaze

——Who is your Mama? !What is Mama?Hey boss, don’t pretend to be cute here, it’s disgusting to stick out your tongue at the age of 15 all the time, but at the age of 25, you’ll just squeeze your eyes and stick out your tongue after saying a few words, it’ll just make people want to pull out your tongue!What's more, it's not a big deal for that guy Gao○ to be surrounded by women with rough aesthetics every time. BY Sakata Gintoki

—— Yinsang...you need to relax your mind, right?Every sentence is already attacking Gao ○, what Kamikaze-san said is clearly Mr. Gui, why did you attack Gao ○ without any turning point?You simply have a big opinion on him! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——Oh new second boy, you don’t have to be confused, curly hair was robbed of his first love by Gao ○, so he has always hated him. BY kamikaze

——Who is Shinji? !Could it be that first love... BY Shimura Shinpachi

——That's right, the new second boy, you will soon become the new first!There is only one truth, and there is only one first love, which is what you think... Kotaro is like a flower in a private school!In fact, I have never been embarrassed to say that I also lost in the big battle to snatch Kotaro, so I have always hated Gao ○! BY kamikaze

——I didn't think of Mr. Gui at all! ! !And that kind of big battle is meaningless at all, right? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——How could it be meaningless!Today's children can't understand the pain of a class full of men. Compared with a group of stinky boys who are rough and dirty, it makes no sense that the naturally cute and cute Kotaro is especially popular. ! BY kamikaze

——This sentence is said by you, Kamikaze-san, with a lot of grooves... Kamikaze-san, you are a girl yourself, right?That class won't be all boys, will it?According to what you said, all the boys should be fighting around you! BY Shimura Shinpachi

—Young man, you are still too immature, how can the world be as you wish? BY kamikaze

——I don't know what to say... Kamikaze-san, you are completely inconsistent... You are trying to avoid the fact that boys would rather chase after Mr. Gui than get close to you, right?How on earth did you cause this situation?What the hell did you do?To put it this way, what kind of existence were you at that time? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——So if you can’t figure things out, you can only be Xinbaji for the rest of your life instead of Xinyi, Aru, and you will no longer have hope in your life as a new Baji, Aru. BY Kagura

——The person who has no hope can’t be me at all, right? !Kagura, you don't know at all, what are you talking about! BY Shimura Shinpachi

Xiao Jia sat next to Gui, puffed out her cheeks and stared at Kamikaze.The latter ignored him completely, and focused on looking at Gui: "Hey, where's your penguin?"

"It's not Penguin, it's Elizabeth!" Gui Zhengshen said, "Xizi, those who cannot remember other people's names are destined not to be remembered by others."

"I just don't know where to start complaining..." Kamikaze touched the bridge of his nose, "Wigger, you really don't have the right to say such things. I repeat that if you continue to call my name indiscriminately, I won't do it for the rest of my life." I'll call you by your real name." As she muttered, her face became a little more serious, "Are you sure you want to take this guy in? Don't play with them for two days and break up. By then, my place will not be a garbage collection station."

"It's not a guy, it's Xiaojia. Xizi, what you said is too rude! Xiaojia is a very capable young man. I can see the burning flame of youth in his heart. This is what an aspiring young man needs If the young people are so full of ideals and aspirations, the dawn of Edo will no longer be a dream!"

"You are too excited about the wig." Kamikaze has become accustomed to it, let him go, and took a sip of water, "That's fine, you can do whatever you want, anyway, it's none of my business. Then let's talk about it later." Let’s get down to business, how about the ransom fee?”

"... Redemption fee?" Gui was stunned.

Xiao Jia was also taken aback for a moment, then stood up abruptly, blushing and staring at her: "You you you..."

"What are you? Do you think it doesn't cost money to feed you, study and teach you to fight? You should know best that I can't open a charity hall or an asylum." Kamikaze raised his eyes, folded his hands on his chest, and On the back of the chair, he looked at the angry Xiao Jia with a calm expression, "Now you don't help me anymore, so I don't want to talk about the hard work I invested in, you have to pay me back the money, right?"

After saying this, not only Xiaojia's face flushed redder, but her whole body trembled with anger, even Gui couldn't stand it: "Xizi——"

"I don't care which of you two pays, but I will settle the money, and I will never do a loss-making business." Kamikaze yawned, closed his eyes and fell asleep there.

This small piece of air seemed to be shrouded in shadows, Gui was not very angry, but just looked at her with a little puzzlement, and suddenly heard a voice, and turned to look at Xiaojia who was standing there so angry that she was almost crying .He took out the passbook and seal from his arms, threw them on Kamikaze, and roared in a low voice: "It's all for you! I will never have anything to do with you in the future! Don't worry, no matter how hard it is, I will give you everything!" I will follow Mr. Gui, even if I die by the side of the road, I won’t go back to look for you again!” He raised his hand and wiped away his tears with the back of his hand vigorously, “…Mr. Gui, I’ll wait for you outside.” Immediately Without waiting for Gui's response, he turned around and walked out quickly, attracting the surrounding guests to look at him with strange eyes.

Seeing the back of him going out, Gui turned his head, facing Kamikaze's quiet eyes looking at him.He didn't speak, just looked back at her equally silently.After a while, she grinned and bent down to pick up Xiaojia's passbook and seal that fell on the ground: "I knew this guy is usually so stingy, so he must have saved a lot." She opened it to check the amount, and blew it again. He whistled, and after sitting down, he raised his eyes and frowned slightly, looked at Gui with a somewhat sullen expression, and said somewhat embarrassingly, "You can say whatever you want."

Gui nodded, looked at her silently for another two seconds, and said with dissatisfaction: "I will definitely complain, it has been so long, why hasn't the soba noodles been ready yet?! This should be for customers Attitude?! If everyone treats their work and life with this attitude of 'do or not', what will this society look like in the future?! It will develop in a more degenerate direction! For example Teachers do not prepare lessons carefully, and try to delay time by chatting in class. Is this what teachers should look like?! Students are the hope of a country's future, how can they treat the future of a country with such a perfunctory attitude?!"

…………………… Kotaro, I feel that even if I can keep up with the so-called 'trend of the times' one day, I still can't keep up with your thinking OJZ And having said that, only coffee and snacks are sold here , your soba noodles have to wait for takeaway, okay...

Frustrated, kamikaze bent forward and lay down on the table in front of him, covering his face with his hands. After a long while, he laughed sullenly, stood up, and looked at Gui who looked up at him with some doubts. Xiaojia's passbook and seal were placed on the table in front of him: "Xiaojia is good at everything, he is hardworking and full of enthusiasm. He has always admired you since he knew your deeds, and he has been arguing all day to follow Gui Let’s usher in the dawn of Edo with Mr. Now, since you are willing to take him with you, it’s the best. I won’t say anything else, and I can’t say it. His only problem is that he is too simple and too Emphasis on feelings, treats good and evil too clearly and contradictory, and is very stingy to himself. Every time I give him money, I secretly save it and refuse to use it, saying that I want to save it for the elderly or something... Poof."

She said with a smile: "I ask you to keep the money as his guardian. If he wants to buy anything, he will be stingy and refuse to buy it. When the time comes, you will buy it for him, and then he will buy it." Yes." She shook her head and said with self-mockery, "Really...why should I devote myself more than taking care of my son, making it look like I have become Obasan who likes to worry."

Gui looked at the passbook and seal, then at her, and was silent for a while: "... Xizi, what are your plans next?"

"I have something to leave for a while, and I don't know when I will come back." She pursed her lips, "If there is a chance, I will bring you local specialties." Ouch!What kind of specialties can there be on Chunyu's dilapidated boat? Could it be that he caught two monsters for him to play with?Or come back with that guy Takasugi?This is impossible, right?Last time, Curly Hair and Kotaro had said that they would kill someone if they met again. If they didn't succeed in killing them, they would lose face.But after the hack is successful, I will go crazy, right?I can't close the scene at all. Hey...... What special product does the universe have? !Why am I so cheap! OJZ she bent forward in frustration again.Then I had an idea: Oh, I didn't say where to go!At that time, you can just buy something casually, anyway, Kotaro had better be fooled or something, buy a bowl of soba noodles and pour it into coffee, and tell him that it is a special product, and he will definitely believe it!I like Kotaro the most (⊙o⊙)!

Gui looked at her who was completely trapped in her own world for a moment, feeling distressed for a while, and then stunned for a while, tilted her head in doubt, thinking: Yinshi is right, Xizi's thinking is really beyond the reach of ordinary people Easy to follow!

The author has something to say: So there was an accident...... The next chapter will be about the governor or something =_,=|||

It’s finally time for the villainous party... Let’s say it like this... Finally, Kiko can go to the universe to find the two who eloped QAQ