Helpless

Xiao Jia was sleeping, when someone threw off the quilt suddenly, and suddenly kicked her ass!He rolled twice on the spot, hugging the pillow and rubbing against the ground: "Isn't it rare for eldest sister to get married! I'm going to sleep, Zzzzzz, who fell asleep after a lot of trouble." As he said this, he keenly heard the whispering voice in his ear. The sound coming from the bitter wind immediately opened his eyes, rolled quickly to the side, stood up against the wall, and looked at the knife stuck on the tatami, "...Hey, your weapon is obviously not this thing! I know you control the elder sister but Do you have a degree in everything?! If she finds out that you stole her knife, you will die!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kamikaze showed half of his face grimly behind Xiaoyi: "I'm sorry, I threw this knife, thank you for saying that I can get married so rarely."

"..."

In the next second, he saw her tearfully holding Xiao Yi and coquettishly saying, "Help me, save me! Someone is coming tonight!"

○Before speaking ill of someone, check to see if they are hating

— Mr. Hijikata is an idiot. BY Okita Sougo

——Sougo is an asshole. BY Toshiro Hijikata

——It’s completely scolding, isn’t it? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

That afternoon, Katsura Kotaro and Sakata Gintoki came to visit the house, followed by Kagura. It was a harmonious and loving family.Sakata Yinshi yawned as he was dragged in: "Hey Yinsang, I was woken up by the two of you last night to catch up on sleep in the afternoon, please forgive me."

"Yinshi," Gui scolded seriously, "as a man, how can he be so irresponsible!"

"——Why should I be responsible?! Make it clear that first, she is not my child. Second, I did not have a child with her!" Sakata Gintoki despised Gui with dead fish eyes, and looked back, "This is the way in this world. There are the most kinds of people, who are too lazy to do anything at home, push the old lady aside when the teacher comes, and actively try to express themselves... This kind of person is the most hypocritical."

"So much less complaints, my place is always clean every day!" Kamikaze reached for a pillow and threw it at him.Then Xiao Jia came out of the kitchen and said casually: "Of course, I do the cleaning every day..." He froze for a moment, stood where he was, and stared blankly at the door.Although I knew that the elder sister was going to entertain guests, I thought it was the silver-haired curly hair who was negotiating the marriage or something (hey), and thought it would be fine to deal with it casually (hey, hey!), but I didn't expect...

In the next second, he was already trying to pounce on Gui, but Kamikaze Yanji quickly grabbed the collar of his back, and he could only do wheel movements on the spot with his feet, his eyes glowing with love: ">3< Mr. Gui, Mr. Gui turned out to be You want to come! Sister, you didn’t say it earlier—Mr. Gui, what do you like to eat? Buckwheat noodles?! That’s what it says in the brochure><Wait a moment and I’ll be right here for you! Where’s Elizabeth? Why didn’t Elizabeth Come here with Mr. Gui?! I—”

Kamikaze slapped him on the forehead: "Hey, don't use such a disgusting tone! It's impossible for the two of you! It's impossible if you can't come up with three billions!" As soon as he finished speaking, he had already slumped on the dinner table Kagura, who was flirting with the food, turned around and added: "The price has increased. If it wasn't for the silver sauce, it would be impossible for it to be less than [-] billion yuan, Aru!"

Sakata Gintoki just walked over to the dining table, raised his hand and aimed at the back of Kagura's head, and slapped PIA across the face: "Eat more and talk less, didn't the teacher teach you that?!"

Kagura chewed something in her mouth and said without raising her head: "The teacher said that men who beat girls on the head hate Aru the most." She reached for the sushi on the table again, and suddenly there was a piece of sushi in her sight. The shadow struck—she looked up and saw a strange face with no extra expression, and said in a flat tone: "That plate is wasabi sushi, eating less is not good for the stomach." Then put the rice cooker and rice bowl on the table, " Are you Kagura? Eldest sister said you like to eat rice."

Kagura glanced at the rice bowl, and reached for the rice cooker and rice spoon: "No rice bowl, Aru!"

"Hey Kagura, you can't eat with a rice spoon like your brother! Use a rice bowl!" Kamikaze hurriedly said to this side, "Xiao Yi, I told you not to bring the rice cooker with you - Kagura is obedient, imitating your brother is useless! Hey—hey Xiaojia, I told you not to rub against the wig, you will be beaten to death!"

"Mr. Jia!" Gui laughed twice, "It was very pleasant chatting with you last time, and we must have a long talk all night today!"

"Talk about your size! He has to go to school tomorrow!" Kamikaze turned around and said, but it was a pity that Gui and Xiaojia hit it off right away. ...Yes, as a samurai, if you blindly pursue a life of pleasure and pleasure, sooner or later your whole body, mind and soul will rot!"

"As expected of Mr. Gui! Please guide me a lot more><"

"Hahahahaha! Absolutely no problem!"

Immediately, the voices of Kagura and Xiaoyi came again——

"Let go, Aru! Otherwise, I'll beat you, Aru, even for Xizi's sake!" Kagura held on to the rice cooker, his blue eyes shone with unyielding stubbornness, Aru!

Xiao Yi calmly pulled the rice cooker towards her: "Elder Sister told you to use the rice bowl to eat."

"Are you secretly in love with Xizi, Alu! My dad said that men always say 'yes' on the surface, but actually turn their backs and don't remember that they promised women or anything, Alu, aren't you a man?!"

"Whatever you say, the rice cooker is not for you."

"Mommy! Xizi is being stalked by a woman of unknown origin!"

"Be clear, kid, you are the girl."

"You are too rude, Aru! This lady is Kabukicho Queen Kagura and said, you are the stinky brat with no hair! Yin-chan said that brats like to bully cute girls, but it is actually to attract me Pay attention, Aru! I won’t be fooled, I won’t fall in love with you, Aru! One or two little devils bowed down to the queen’s jealous kumbu and put Alu down!”

"... Whatever you say, let go of the rice cooker ==."

There were headaches at both ends. Kamikaze covered his head with his hands, looked up at the sky speechlessly, rolled his eyes, and let out a long sigh—then he lowered his head and laughed again.I don't know why I laughed, it was obviously a scene that made me speechless, but it made people feel extra comfortable and warm.Small fights like this, all kinds of seemingly annoying things and noises are the most nostalgic and yearning existences in life, just like in Songyang private school back then, always fighting with classmates , but the life is so comfortable that even thinking about it now makes me feel reluctant to part.

It is always said that Takasugi lives in the memories of the past and is unwilling to face them, but if you really want to talk about it, who is not like this?She thought that there is a place in everyone's heart that is dedicated to remembering the past and only storing the memories of the past.Everyone is missing the past and the teacher in their own way.Obviously everyone's heart is the same until now, why do they run counter to each other?But she thought again that she probably had no reason to ask this question pretending to be innocent.

On the roof of Master House, she almost blurted it out, almost said it to Gui.Sugiyama Nozomi has been deprived of everything she had before, and now she has no ability or even helplessness to protect what she wants.It is obvious that I really want everyone to return to the same place, but everything is involuntary, and I want to take revenge desperately, but I don't even have the courage to confess like Gao Sugi.He has always said seriously or jokingly that Takasugi is still in the second year of middle school, but the really unreasonable person is obviously himself.

I have been talking to myself and being self-righteous all the time, saying that I hope everyone can be together again, but it is actually hypocrisy.What Takasugi said is vicious but very correct, he has always hated this world that has abandoned him, he can't forgive his past, and he can't accept his past self.But he still always looks like he wants to bring everyone together to reconcile. In fact, he has no qualifications for this.

She lowered her eyes to look at her own shadow under the lamp, her eyes were full of water, and it seemed as if she was about to shed tears.But in the next second, she heard the voice of Xiao Jia and Gui calling her, took a deep breath, raised her hand and quickly wiped her wet eyes with the back of her hand, and as soon as she looked up, she saw Sakata standing in front of the opposite TV cabinet silver hour.

He was still holding the remote control in his hand, but his eyes were looking at her, his face was still indifferent, and his scarlet dead fish eyes were as listless as before, as if he would fall asleep at any time.He just looked at her quietly and indifferently, and then walked towards her.

——She thought of her childhood for no reason.Speaking of the world is wonderful, often a detail is wrong, and many things will change.If he hadn't thrown the shoe in his face by mistake at that time, everything that followed probably wouldn't have happened, at least, it wouldn't have happened in the current situation.

I also remembered that time and space seemed to be wrong for a moment.It was not Sakata Gintoki who was walking towards him, but Yoshida Matsuyo.

The moment he walked to her side, she swallowed a mouthful of saliva and sniffed: "I'm fine——"

He sat on the sofa behind her and said flatly, "Hey, you're blocking the TV."

…………………………………… Hey all the atmosphere is gone!She didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she rolled her eyes angrily, but finally she laughed and turned to look at him: "It's really you, Curly!"

Yinshi slightly raised his eyes to look at her, then turned his eyes back to the TV, pressed the remote control a few times, then threw the remote control on the tea table, leaned over to pick up the fruit candy that was almost overflowing in a small bamboo basket on the tea table, Peeling off the candy wrapper, she didn't even look at her and said, "Are you really a daughter-in-law pretending to see her in-laws? It's okay to put so much candy on the table just to meet the guy with the wig. There must be a limit to waste. When you are so extravagant, Eun-sang, I'm working so hard to eat for that guy with a big stomach."

"Anyway, Kotaro is fine if he didn't see it." She smiled, "I want him to know that I'm doing well. Didn't you come here together to reassure him? Kotaro, you look a little dumb He's just stupid, and he often does silly things, but he's been very worried since he was a child, and he values ​​things like feelings more than anyone else."

"Then go wash your face and put off all your eye makeup. I mean, are you really that daughter-in-law who can't stand on stage? You still put on makeup because you can't see people without makeup?" Yin Shi still didn't lift his head, and put a He peeled off the wrapper of a fruit candy and put it in his mouth, then took another fruit candy and began to peel off the wrapper.

"...Cut, you don't know how to appreciate beauty! And I don't have too much makeup, I can't see it unless I look carefully, and the guy with the wig didn't notice it at all! Speaking of which, every adult woman should at least have one. Your own facial cleanser!"

"Your pursuit is so shabby that I don't want to say anything."

"Stop talking nonsense—hey, don't you want to eat two candies at a time? This candy is just for show. If you eat too much at one time, do you still need your kidneys?! Hey, listen to me—"

Sakata Gintoki showed an impatient expression, peeled off the candy wrapper, took out the fruit candy inside, looked up at her, threw the fruit candy into her mouth when she was talking, and watched her close her eyes with satisfaction. Mouth: "If you have time to think about extremely boring things and express inexplicable emotions here, why don't you think about when to return the money for repairing the roof of Wanshiwu, you idiot, if you have money, you can pretend to be a rich woman here Return the money immediately!"

"No way!" She rejected him cleanly, raised her hand and scratched her head three seconds later, and explained reminiscingly, "It's like this, it's not that I don't want to return it, but the women's magazine I bought said, let a person remember The best way for me is to owe something and never pay it back..."

..............................

"This is a reason to owe money?! Hurry up and pay back the money, you bastard! (#‵′)" Sakata Gintoki was completely angry.

She clutched her stomach and burst out laughing.

The author has something to say: It is not a good habit to owe something, good children should not learn. ==+