Helpless

On this day, the sky is blue, the water is clear, the wind is just right, and the flowers are fragrant.

The lovely Joharu is holding Gintoki's lovely curly head, the lovely Kagura is biting the lovely vinegar kelp, the lovely Shinhachi is counting the lovely utility bills with his head down, the lovely——

Can you find no other adjectives besides cute?

m(___)m The so-called lack of words is a great disgrace to the students of the Department of Linguistics m(___)m

——Well, how can there be so many shame and humiliation in life. BY Sakata Gintoki

——My life is because of getting to know Yin-chan, who has so many humiliating and humiliating Aru. BY Kagura

--ah?Didn't the teacher teach you to treat your elders with respect? BY Sakata Gintoki

——How is it possible to teach these things in school now? Alu, the teacher said that as long as you get a high score in the exam, you can say it. BY Kagura

——This is not possible, the school is a place to teach children to be human, the cold grades are all [beep——], this problem is like when you were in a tuba, it was just to solve the stomach problem, but you must use gold to make the toilet The same is meaningless. BY Sakata Gintoki

——Gin-san, it will be hard for you not to teach Kagura your bad habits, and if someone knocks on the door, can either of you answer the door? !I'm trying to settle accounts and can't walk away.If it is a customer, the business will go away, and there is no money to buy rice this month! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——Kill the dog first, and I will open the door right away. BY Sakata Gintoki

——Then I'll bury you in Dingchun to keep him company, Alu. BY Kagura

--asshole!Is human life not as good as this dog's life? ! BY Sakata Gintoki

——………………………………… BY Kagura

—Hey, you are silent, what does your silence mean?Yinsang, I will feed you, live in, and wear you. What do you mean by being silent? !Mother will be disappointed to raise a child like you! BY Sakata Gintoki

—I said, who is going to open the door? BY Shimura Shinpachi

For this month's rice money, Kagura went to open the door.

wow——

The door is open.

bang——

The door was closed.

"Eh? Kagura, who is it?"

"Oh, beggars."

"Little Kagura, please open the door and let me in!"

"Many beggars can't believe it. Yesterday's news said that children Alu would be kidnapped on the spot after opening the door. The news also said that several high-ranking officials of heaven and man were assassinated and killed Alu in this way."

"It's obviously not a beggar, right?! Which beggar would know that you are called Kagura! And how could a high-ranking celestial official be assassinated in this way?! What's more, why kidnap a child and kill a high-ranking celestial official part-time?!"

Shinpachi resignedly pushed the bill aside, got up and opened the door: "Kagura, this is not acceptable."

"——Don't! Never open the door!" Kagura blocked the door, pushing Shinpachi hard, "The monsters outside the door will destroy the whole world!"

"The monster will destroy the whole world no matter what!"

"As long as you don't destroy Wanshiwu, Wanshiwu with Yinjiang and Xinbaji is my whole world!"

"Kagura..."

"New Baji!"

"Hahahaha, little Kagura is really getting better at talking, sister, I'm really gratified!"

"……elder sister?"

"Xinbaji, you heard it wrong! I told you not to watch adult programs with Yinchan at night. If this continues, I will tell your sister, Alu!"

"No, is your sister standing outside the door?"

"Xin Baji is too rude! I don't have a sister to say!"

"Hahahaha, little Kagura, don't be shy, my sister has been looking for you for a long time to find you!"

"I said, have you guys had enough arguing?" Yinshi's bloody face slowly dragged Dingchun who refused to let go, "Hey, tell this guy to let go, it's time to bite today, if you continue to bite, you will be charged extra. .”

Kagura thought for a while, then suddenly turned around and opened the door: "Dingchun, eat her!"

"Hey Kagura, you can't do this! Dingchun don't—" Shinpachi was busy persuading, "Yin-san, say something!"

Yinshi walked to the door: "Eating indiscriminately will lead to two extremes of diarrhea and inability to defecate, Dingchun."

"Didn't you say that?! Yinsang!"

"Okay, then we should ask this guest if he is looking for—" Yinshi stood at the door, silent for two seconds——

bang——

The door was closed again.

"Kagura, Shinhachi, recently there are many people pretending to be beggars. When you children are negligent and open the door, you will be stunned and robbed immediately. Be careful and never open the door easily. By the way, the one who was assassinated recently Those celestial and human officials must have disobeyed their mothers since they were young, and opened the door to strangers casually, so they were assassinated."

"...Hey Yinsang! You also know the people outside the door, right?! Absolutely, right?!"

"Today's luck is absolutely overwhelming! Curly! Curly is you, right?! It's me, Curly! Open the door!"

"Yin Sang, how could I know that kind of woman, Xin Baji, you have to grow up healthily, and don't live up to your sister's expectations."

"Yes, yes, Xin Baji, don't be fooled by any random woman on the street. A woman whose wealth is less than 3000 billion cannot marry Alu."

"Kagura, you just want to exchange me for that 3000 billion?! Do you know what 3000 billion is?! Yinsang, you and Kagura are obviously talking about talking! It's very blunt!"

15 minute later.

Xin Baduan brought a glass of strawberry milk and put it in front of the woman: "Please use it."

"Oh, thank you! Young man, you are so kind!" the woman said gratefully, and took a drink from her cup, "...tsk, I'm dying of thirst! I came all the way to ask for a glass of milk, but I either only had boiled water or nothing. Strawberry!"

——If you ask for water, you are so picky and picky, you deserve to die of thirst, right? !

Xinpachi suppressed his strong desire to complain, and sat back quietly at the table, seemingly continuing to settle accounts, but quietly sizing up the unexpected guest.

She looked about the same age as Yinshi, probably in her twenties, with long light brown hair tied into a neat ponytail, wearing very ordinary clothes, and her appearance was very delicate, but it was not very surprising at first glance.

"It's delicious!" After she finished drinking, she raised her hand and wiped her mouth, "I want another cup, I want ice!"

"No more!" Yin Shi waved his hand, "Are you okay? If you have nothing to do, leave as soon as possible and don't disturb me. I have important things to do. It's useless for you to find me if you have something to do."

"Oh, I haven't seen you for so many years, you actually see outsiders like this." She laughed, "I heard that you are in this area before, but I have never had a chance to see you. I didn't expect to see Xiao Kagura by accident today. It's really fate to see you!"

"This kind of evil fate is worthless if you want it, it's better to throw it away."

"Hey, what did you say? Hahaha, I didn't hear anything~ By the way, little Kagura, come with me, let's go find your brother!"

"Not Aru."

"Oh, little Kagura, have you reached the rebellious period too? Be good, and I will go find your brother with my sister!"

"Not Aru."

"When did you know this troublesome woman?" Yin Shi glanced at Le and raised his hand to pick his nose.

Kagura glanced back, and also raised her hand to pick her nose: "I don't know this troublesome woman, Alu."

"Anyway, deal with the troubles I caused by myself. Yin-sang, I was tired until midnight yesterday, and now I'm going to take a rest." While talking, Yin Shi got up and walked to the bedroom.

"I haven't seen you for many years. The best friends at that time have changed their careers. Needless to say, Takasugi-kun went to destroy the world, and Shiraiyasha is here to take care of the children. The wig is already married, right?"

Gintoki stopped in his tracks and looked sideways at her.

She looked up at him with complex expressions, and her slanted bangs caused the overhead light to cast a half shadow on her face.After a while, she chuckled lightly: "What? It's been a long time since I've been called that by someone. Is it against harmony?"

"No, I'm just remembering when I became close friends with you." After Gintoki finished speaking, he continued to walk towards the bedroom, "Kagura, you can figure it out yourself."

"Silver-chan, if you don't hug me when you sleep, how can you sleep! Yin-chan must be hugged by your mother so that you won't have nightmares, Aru!" Kagura jumped from the sofa and followed Yinshi to the bedroom go.

"Kamui has been targeted by an extremely dangerous woman. A large part of the reason I came to Kabukicho this time is to help him deal with that woman." After a pause, she looked at Kagura, "Of course there are other things. I need the help of you, Kagura, who is a powerful member of the Yatuchi clan—now, if you are here, Gintoki, it is really God helping me."

"I'm not interested in helping you deal with a woman." Yin Shi didn't turn his head.

"I'm not looking for you to take care of that ugly woman who still relies on Shenwei to think that she is so beautiful, but she is actually an ugly woman who is not ugly no matter how good her figure is."

... Is your focus entirely on 'ugliness'?

"Have you read the recent reports? Those high-ranking celestial officials were killed by our organization."

bang dong——

Shinpachi accidentally turned his pen to the ground.

"Eh? Boy, are you okay?"

"I'm fine—hey! Are you—"

"Ah, I've been on the stage for so long, I seem to have forgotten to introduce myself." She smiled shyly, turned around and walked to the TV, and smiled at the screen—it was originally so plain that it could only be called delicate at best. The face, but because of this smile exudes a spirit.

"My name is Kamikaze, and I was single before I married the cutest Kamui?"

——No one wants to know this kind of thing, and what are you doing introducing yourself to the TV? BY Shimura Shinpachi

The author has something to say: The fact that Mao knew Kagura was something that happened during the two years of wandering...

Then in the past two years, she even chose the stage name (what) -0-

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