The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

21.

In the end, Song Juming failed to get Chi Nian to call him brother, but he suffered a disadvantage and called Chi Nian several times to his little ancestor.

Chi Nian was really heartless, one second he was crying and accusing Song Juming of bullying him, and the next second he threw the mess in front of him to Song Juming, holding the game console by himself, sitting in the living room and playing with great relish.

And Song Juming, in order to make room for the little ancestor's box of treasures, moved all the COBI blocks that Father Song bought for him to the study.

When he finished his work and sat down, he wanted to eat a strawberry to quench his thirst, but saw Chi Nian's small mouth was full of bright red juice, and he held the last strawberry in his hand.

Heh, I really didn't consider myself an outsider.

Song Juming was a little angry, gritted his teeth and said, "Is it delicious?" Can he not be angry?Father Song was on a business trip and asked someone to bring it to him. He didn't want to eat any of it, but it all ended up in Chi Nian's bulging frog belly. In the end, he didn't even want to say "brother".

"Delicious!" Chi Nian licked the corner of his mouth, as if he was heartless, completely unaware that the danger was approaching, and he still had something to say, "It's just not enough to eat."

"Delicious?" Song Juming walked behind Chi Nian, staring straight at his palm, "Then tell me what it tastes like?"

"Red. It's a little sour, but also a little sweet." Chi Nian closed his eyes, imitating the storytellers on TV, shaking his head and commenting, and clicked his tongue from time to time, "It tastes like watermelon!"

It was the first time Song Juming heard someone compare strawberries to watermelons.

He couldn't control that much, and he couldn't miss the opportunity. Taking advantage of Chi Nian's inattention, Song Juming quickly bent down, opened his mouth to put the strawberry in his mouth, chewed it twice, and swallowed it directly.

The total time before and after does not exceed five seconds.

The right hand was suddenly empty, and there was still a warm touch in the palm, as if it had been crawled over by caterpillars. Seconds, and then like a monkey jumping to the sky, he got up in a jerk, pointed at Song Ju and said angrily, "Juzi, why did you kiss me secretly!"

Perhaps it was because his lips accidentally touched Chi Nian's palm, but Song Juming didn't take it seriously, and raised his eyebrows and said, "What's wrong with a kiss?"

"My mother said it! Boys must protect themselves outside and not allow others to kiss themselves! If they kiss, they will be arrested!"

Song Juming was speechless, "I didn't kiss you on the mouth."

Chi Nian seemed to have been greatly wronged, and his fingers trembled with anger: "My mother even said! You have to be responsible for kissing!"

"What are you responsible for?" Song Juming asked.

Chi Nian was very angry, "Whoever kisses the mouth will marry him, and have children together!"

When Chi Nian was a child, he had a bad habit. Whenever someone gave him candy, the way he thanked him was to give him a kiss.Chi's mother was afraid that he would bully the little girls in the class in kindergarten, so she deliberately exaggerated and said that he was not allowed to kiss other children.I didn't expect to be misunderstood by Chi Nian.

Song Juming worked so hard to move things for Chi Nian, and it was thankless. At this time, he was also depressed. He was even more angry when Chi Nian pointed at him and criticized him. So he grabbed Chi Nian's hand and leaned over to face Chi Nian. Nian took a sip from his mouth.

After the kiss, both of them froze in place.

Song Juming came to his senses first, pushed the person away, wiped his mouth, and said calmly, "I kissed you, do we want to get married too?"

"You...you..." Who would have thought that Chi Nian burst into tears, and then threw himself on Song Juming, waving his fists to fight, "Song Juming! You made me unable to find a wife, you and I Fight!"

Song Juming is not a vegetarian either. If Chi Nian insisted on hitting him, it was impossible for him not to fight back, "I just kissed you! You hit me so many times!"

"How many more kisses do you want?!"

"..."

The two had a fight like this.

It's not over until you hit each other's faces.

22.

It is common for boys to fight, and it comes and goes quickly.

Especially Chi Nian, who originally sat on the sofa with Song Juming and had a cold war, but couldn't pass a level in the game. In the end, he could only look at Song Juming eagerly, wanting to ask him for help.

"Bring it here." Song Juming said impatiently as he twitched the corners of his mouth when he was frightened.

Chi Nian chuckled, "Orange, you are so kind!"

Song Juming remained silent, thinking: Why didn't you think of me when you hit me?Little white-eyed wolf!

After all, Song Juming's rationality dominates, so it's impossible to really compete with Chi Nian. Even if he fights, he only hits the fleshy parts of Chi Nian's body. .

"Orange, the mobs in this level are annoying, they are blocking the door and can't pass."

"..."

"Orange, it's too high here, I can't jump up."

"..."

"Orange! Cleared!"

"..."

Chi Nian talked for a long time, but found that Song Juming ignored him at all. After passing the test, he threw the game console to Chi Nian and went to read a book by himself.

"Orange, why don't you speak?"

Song Juming looked up at him.

Only then did Chi Nian notice the bruises at the corners of Song Juming's eyes. He felt a little regretful, but he couldn't bear to apologize, so he had to change the subject and talk about something else, "Orange, when will uncle come back?"

"..."

Father Song made a video call and said he was home before dinner.

Seeing that Song Juming still didn't respond to him, Chi Nian became a little anxious, "Orange, don't ignore me...I can't apologize to you...I was wrong, I shouldn't Hit you, let alone you...Forgive me if you have a lot..."

Song Juming raised his eyelids, glanced at Chi Nian lightly, then lowered his eyes unmoved, and snorted.

"I...I!" Chi Nian held up four fingers, his eyes burning, "I swear, I will never fight with Song Juming again! Even if Song Juming kisses me and makes me unable to get a wife, I will Never hit him!"

After making the oath, Chi Nian approached Song Juming again like a little wife, and pitifully flattered him: "Isn't that okay?"

Song Juming lost his temper after being tortured by him, and frowned slightly, "I'll be back later."

"Hey, Orange, you ignored me!" Chi Nian hugged Song Juming happily, "I knew you were the most generous!"

Song Juming: Flatterer.

After a while, Chi Nian, who couldn't keep his mouth shut, forcibly picked up Song Juming's ears again.

"Juzi, tell me, what gift will Uncle Song bring me when he comes back from his business trip this time?"

Song Juming thought to himself: That's my father, not your father, why should I buy you a gift?Think beautifully!

"Chocolate? Or toffee?" Chi Nian liked Song Zhengchu very much. Not only was he handsome, he was also very generous. Every time he saw him, he would smile, and would buy him candy, secretly stuffing them for him so that he wouldn't tell his mother.

Thinking of Chi's mother, Chi Nian lay on the ground and asked a lot: "Hey, yes! Orange, why didn't you see your mother?" Chi Nian came to Song Juming's house almost every day, and only bumped into Song's father going out a few times. But he had never met Song Juming's mother, so he was inevitably curious.

Song Juming flicked the book for a moment, then flipped through it nonchalantly, and said lightly, "In the United States."

"America~" Chi Nian sighed regretfully, "Going to work so far...then when will she come back?"

"I'm not coming back." Song Juming lowered his eyes, the light in his eyes dimmed.If you want to come back, you will come back a long time ago.

"what?"

To Chi Nian's surprise, Song Juming just glanced at him indifferently, then lowered his head and continued to read: "They're divorced."

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Question: Where is the fattest place in the whole body?