The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

210.

Song Juming's joke when he threatened him suddenly flashed in his mind, and Chi Nian, who realized it later, suddenly felt bad.Without further ado, he turned over first, put his butt on the bottom, and then put his hands under his buttocks as a second line of defense. He stood firm and did not give the opponent any chance to sneak attack on his butt.

Tsk.It's really knowing people, knowing their faces, but not knowing their hearts!It turned out that Song Juming had been coveting his ass from such an early age!

In this regard, Chi Nian, who was taken aback, gave the following instructions.

Impossible!

His ass is not in the pool!

It’s no different from other couples. He and Song Juming also like to pester Song Juming to ask him when he fell in love with him, and on what day, whether it was raining or sunny, and what he likes about him needs to be meticulous. It's time for Song Juming to evaluate whether his body hair grows more or less.

Although Song Juming has always avoided giving a clear answer, using "earlier than him" and "every bit" to perfuse him, Chi Nian now has sufficient reasons to suspect that Song Juming is 100% ugly!

As long as Song Juming could be hurt, Chi Nian would be so cruel that he would even scold him.

In junior high school, he was so ugly that even he couldn't bear to look down on him, and he was hated by dogs when he walked on the road, and he chased him for three miles, but Song Juming had already developed a strong interest in his ass at that time.

This is not love ugly what is it? !

The more Chi Nian thought about it, the more he felt that it was the same thing.Especially when thinking of the exchange coupons recently launched by Song Juming, Chi Nian, who hadn't even earned a single coupon, was even more angry.

211.

Because Chi Nian always wanted to hold Song Juming's hand involuntarily. On the day Fu Jinyuan scolded him for skin hunger, Song Juming mysteriously took out a stack of self-made love coupons from his schoolbag after school.

Song Juming took painting classes for a period of time when he was a child, and it was not difficult for him to draw some Q version of little boys.It can be seen that he has been making it for a long time. There are about 100 sheets in a stack, each of which has different patterns drawn on it, some are holding hands, some are hugging, and there are pictures of two little boys kissing with blushing faces.

Chi Nian roughly looked through it, and most of the vouchers were hand-holding vouchers and hugging vouchers, and the more exciting kissing vouchers were only a few that were picked and searched.

When Song Juming just took out the exchange voucher, Chi Nian was still muttering. He didn't expect Song Juming to be quite interesting, and he wanted to use this subtle way to convey the idea of ​​making out with him.

However, Song Juming's next words slapped Chi Nian in the face.

He said that after completing a paper, and the correct rate reaches more than 75%, you can get a ticket for holding hands.If you can improve by [-] grades in the weekly quiz, you can get a hug coupon.The conditions for kissing coupons are more stringent, and Chi Nian needs to be in the top [-] in the grade in the final exam.

Because of the slack some time ago, Chi Nian has now become the tail of the grade crane again, and his good brother Fu Jinyuan will not abandon or give up, and go further and further on the countdown road.

Going from the bottom to the top [-] in an instant is a bit out of reach for the current Chi Nian.Chi Nian tried to reason with Song Juming, and used the tone of someone who had experienced it to persuade him not to take too big steps at the beginning, and be careful not to mess up.

But Song Juming didn't listen, like a ruthless capitalist possessing him, he didn't give Chi Nian any chance to bargain at all.When Chi Nian asked whether the requirements could be lowered, he told him bluntly that he could fight again next year if he failed to meet the conditions for receiving kissing coupons this year.

In order to appease Chi Nian who was a little lost, he also gave Chi Nian a gentle encouragement - to make the remaining half of the exchange coupon to hold hands.

Because there was only half of it, Chi Nian was specially allowed to hold Song Juming's finger as a replacement.

Chi Nian thought that what was given for nothing was not for nothing, and in order to maximize the benefits, he didn't even ride a car. From school to home, he held Song Juming's little finger all the way, without letting go for a second. The journey of more than an hour, the two of them just like this He walked back abruptly, and bought two popsicles halfway because he was thirsty. Even though the shop owner kept staring at the two of them, Chi Nian never let go.

Maybe Fu Jinyuan was right when he said that Chi Nian was suffering from skin hunger and thirst. The two of them had already arrived at the door, but he was still reluctant to let go.

But looking back at the organizer Song Juming, he really wanted to let go. He had a hunch that if he held it for another minute, his little finger would definitely have to be amputated in the hospital because of the lack of blood circulation, and then he would become famous in one fell swoop, becoming the first person in the world because of having sex with a man. Friends hold hands with people who caused amputation.

Because of this incident, Song Juming also gave an additional instruction for using the love exchange coupon, which specifically emphasized that a single use of the coupon should not exceed one hour.

The conditions for obtaining love coupons are already very strict, and now they are limited to one hour just like some unaffordable buffet restaurants. So far, Chi Nian, who has not gotten one, has been crying and pestering Song Juming for a long time before letting him go from one to the other. Hours changed to two hours.

212.

No wonder even Xiaoshou is not willing to let him pull. He has to use his test scores to exchange for hand-holding coupons. It turns out that he is good-looking and does not conform to Song Juming's aesthetics.

Chi Nian thought unceremoniously, if he was still dressed like he was in junior high school, maybe Song Ju would be in a mess tomorrow, no matter whether the green apple was astringent or sour, he would just take him to the room and have some with him. Described below the neck.

When Chi Nian went online, he saw a short video saying that there is no man in the world who doesn't like the temptation of cross-dressing.

That being the case, Chi Nian, who couldn't get the exchange vouchers through formal channels, could only think of something heresy.

When he goes back to his hometown and takes back those junior high school clothes and puts them on, Song Juming will definitely be fascinated, and ask him to obediently offer the exchange voucher with both hands.

213.

Song Juming will never know what kind of species evolution Chi Nian's brain has experienced in just one minute of reading the manual.

He only saw Chi Nian touching his butt with a lecherous expression on his face.

214.

As soon as Chi Nian came back to his senses, he saw Song Juming stretching out the devil's hand to him. Eager to protect Juju, he quickly got up from the bed, knelt and backed away, and was about to touch the wall. The jar broke and said: "Don't come here! I have hemorrhoids, if you touch me, my ass will bleed!"

Hearing Chi Nian's words, Song Juming looked at the manual suspiciously again.

"Don't look at it, it's my hemorrhoid medicine. It has no other purpose. Really, it's just used to treat hemorrhoids. It has nothing to do with enemas, really!" Chi Nian didn't explain, but the more he explained, the more confused he became , including myself in it.

"Oh~~~ So it can be used as an enema?" Looking at the bright instructions for rectal administration, Song Ju asked knowingly.

Chi Nian, who lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot, was momentarily at a loss for words

Song Juming got closer and closer, and finally sat down on the bed, and said meaningfully: "I don't think it's opened yet, do you know how to use it or are you sorry?"

That thing is used in assholes, and he doesn't really have hemorrhoids, why would he use that thing when he has nothing to do?Besides, his asshole is sacrosanct, currently only Xiang is allowed to enter and exit at will.For the rest of the creatures and things, don't even think about it.

Chi Nian had previously admitted that he bought the hemorrhoid medicine specially, but now it is a bit difficult to justify it if he wants to explain that he doesn't need to use it.

In a dilemma, he had no choice but to choose a slightly less shameful one.

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about." Chi Nian raised his head and snorted, proudly like a lion cub, "I just bought it and I don't know how to use it yet, so I didn't start."

Song Juming couldn't help laughing when he heard that Chi Nian said he couldn't use it.He didn't intend to tease Chi Nian, but this guy's reaction was too amusing.Now he can probably understand why the group of usually serious students in his class wanted to tease Chi Nian when they saw Chi Nian: "Constipation is so severe that hemorrhoids, why don't you use it quickly? Do you want me to teach you?" You? Or should I watch you use it in person, so that you don’t get it wrong?"

"Song Juming!" Chi Nian yelled angrily, "You don't abide by masculinity! How can a self-loving boy look at a boy's asshole casually! You have become dirty! You are no longer worthy of me!"

Song Juming was wondering how to start, but he didn't expect Chi Nian to set up a net and get in by himself.

In this case, Song Juming was no longer polite to him.

He pretended to sigh deeply, and said melancholy: "Oh, I don't know which boy who is not self-loving and manly went to the toilet to see my chicken//chicken this morning. Who is it?"

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Who is it, who does not abide by male virtues!