The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

204.

Chi Nian, who was finally full, pushed the noodle bowl, put his calf on the desk, leaned on the computer chair, patted his round belly, and burped contentedly. He gave Song Juming a few glances.The implication is, I'm done eating, you go to wash the dishes.

Song Juming has never met a second person at his age to let others do the dishes for him so confidently.Especially coupled with Chi Nian's mean look, which made him sure to go, it really made people feel helpless.Song Juming finally understood that he seduced the innocent high school student and his puppy love, and let Chi Nian, who was flying freely, fall into his hands. The current situation is clearly Chi Nian pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, so he let him relax his vigilance, and then rode Pee on his head!

No matter how close people live together for a long time, it is inevitable that there will be friction. In the past ten years, he and Chi Nian have been in a state where no one can do without the other, but neither is used to the other. It is almost like you scolded so much today Just tell me, I will punch you more tomorrow, noisy but there is a back and forth mode of getting along.Now I managed to trick the long-coveted glutinous rice dumpling back home, but the way the two of them get along now is not like a couple. They carry his schoolbag for him to and from school, take notes for him during class, and now they have to wash the dishes for him. If people who don't know hear it, they should think that Song Juming is actually Chi Nian's private nanny.The kind that doesn't even pay wages.

Song Juming regretted it a little, regretted agreeing so quickly at the beginning.

If he had known that Chi Nian had the potential to open a dyeing workshop, he should have deliberately baited Chi Nian when he pitifully confessed to him, and then took the opportunity to pose some problems for him so that he could enslave him.

The person involved expressed regret that he did not cherish the great opportunity to play with Chi Nian in the palm of his hand.Now it's too late to regret it, there's no way, he has been deeply poisoned by Chi Nian, Chi Nian is almost so used to him that he wants to take off his pants and climb up a tree, yet he still thinks it's cute.

This may be the rake engraved in their DNA by the Yucheng men.

205.

Chi Nian saw that Song Juming hadn't moved for a long time, and his face was alternately worried and happy, thinking that he was not happy, so he clicked his tongue and thought of a good idea.

I saw him suddenly lift up his clothes to Song Juming, revealing his white belly, and said mysteriously: "Song Juming, you have always wanted a smart voice assistant. I announce that you now have it."

Which song is this sung again?Song Juming's eyes were full of doubts.Could it be that Chi Nian is going to give himself a gift again?The last time I gave a gift, 4000 yuan was included. This time, because the pocket money was confiscated by him, so he sold the meat directly?

"What do you mean? Where did you get the money to buy that thing?"

"Do you still need to spend money?" Seeing that Song Juming really believed it, Chi Nian laughed so hard that his teeth showed, and said with a smile, "You don't believe me, do you? Just wait and see." Then he took a photo in front of Song Juming Pat yourself on the belly and shout: "Xiaodu, Xiaodu."

Song Juming didn't understand the direct connection between gift giving and belly slapping. As soon as Chi Nian finished speaking, he saw Chi Nian's belly swell slowly, and then heard Chi Nian deliberately reply in a clip tone: "Yes! Say it, master!"

"play music."

"Okay, master, here I will play "Please go wash the dishes, please" which was ordered by Chi Nian from Class [-] to Song Juming from Class [-] of Senior [-]."

"Please go wash the dishes~ please~ please go wash the dishes~ please~ please go wash the dishes~~~please~~~" This voice assistant is quite smart, singing the tune exactly like the happy birthday song.

"..."

Song Juming really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.He laughed so hard that he lay on the bed and couldn't get up for a long time.He raised his hands and feet and formally announced his surrender. He was completely helpless with Chi Nian.From now on, Chi Nian could urinate as much as he wanted while riding on his neck.

No way, this guy is too cute, too likable.

Song Juming, who couldn't stand any of Chi Nian's moves at all, shook his head, got up holding his stomach hurting from laughing, and took the bowl away to the kitchen.

If it falls into Chi Nian's hands in this life, let it fall into his hands.

With such a living treasure by my side, being a nanny is worth it.

206.

Seeing that Song Juming had finally gone out, Chi Nianchang, who had tried his best, let out a sigh of relief, took a look at the recent situation outside, and then hurried back to check the pillow.

Seeing the hemorrhoid medicine and kaisailu hidden under the pillow intact, his hanging heart finally fell.

Last time, he casually threw it under the pillow. Who would have expected that Song Juming, who never entered his bedroom, would be willing to patronize the kennel he talked about today.

Seeing Song Juming coming in and sitting straight on his bed, Chi Nian was frightened to death, but fortunately he was not found, otherwise he wouldn't be able to explain clearly.

The hemorrhoid medicine is okay, but how should I explain this Kaisailu clearly.

This thing should be seen by Song Juming, who has 0 minds. If he misunderstood or simply insisted on saying that he bought it for his own use, wouldn't it confirm the rumor that he is [-].

That's not okay.He would rather die than do 1!

Hearing the gradually diminishing sound of water coming from the kitchen, Chi Nian held Kaisailu tightly like ants on a hot pan, trying hard to brainstorm.

However, hesitation is defeat, and time is opportunity. Chi Nian only hesitated for three seconds, wondering whether to hide under the bed or in the closet. Song Juming, like a police dog who can only smell crime, rushed over to hide without waiting for Chi Nian to react. Chi Nian from Kaiseru caught him right.

"What are you hiding?" Song Juming asked.

Being questioned with his neck twisted like this, Chi Nian became even more nervous.

He also wants to learn from the spies in the movies who are not chaotic and can save the day, but his mind is blank. Apart from reminiscing about how much sesame oil was added to the noodles just now, he just thinks about some bad jokes he watched in class, for example, "Master, are you what do you do?"

Chi Nian, who had his brain on his head and had nothing else to do but decorate, shook his head, and chose to pretend to be stupid, and resisted stubbornly.

Unfortunately, the little trick Chi Nian used this time is a piece of cake in front of Song Juming, who has experienced many battles.He skillfully lifted Chi Nian's waist off the ground, and while Chi Nian was struggling, he easily grabbed the sweaty Kaiselu from his hand, and then threw him on the bed.

"What are you holding back? Let me see." Song Juming admitted that before seeing the big characters of Kaisailu, he saw Chi Nian squatting on the ground sneaking around, thinking that this guy was full, and then He wanted to play a prank, but after seeing it clearly, he swallowed and was speechless for a while.

The hot potato fell into his hands, and Song Juming couldn't hold it or let it go, he was a little helpless, not to mention Chi Nian on the bed who was blushing like a monkey's ass and could only use the pillow to try to suffocate himself to death.

Chi Nian's shame at being discovered about this little secret, as well as the bright instructions on the Kaiselu, made Song Juming instantly resonate the shock that Chi Nian peeped at his crotch in the men's bathroom this morning.

He came to Chi Nian's bedroom today mainly for that matter.

But looking at Chi Nian who was looking forward to going further, Song Juming finally managed to organize the words, and those in his stomach advised Chi Nian that as a student, he should study hard, and don't think about adult things all day long and suddenly can't say it up.

Whether it is brain or body, Song Juming developed earlier than Chi Nian. When Chi Nian was a kid who only knew how to play games, Song Juming had already obtained the manual transmission qualification certificate.At the same time, he also knew that Chi Nian hadn't touched the handle yet.

As a boy who is also in puberty, Song Juming naturally understands that a young boy like Chi Nian will definitely yearn for a manual transmission or even go further, this is all human.

But there must be a limit to everything, to open Sailu so fiercely, isn't it a little too hard on yourself? !

Seeing Chi Nian twisted like a maggot with the pillow sandwiched on the bed, Song Juming thought for a long time, and finally came up with a countermeasure.

Since it is inevitable for adolescent boys to get enlightened, let him help Chi Nian get a manual transmission driver's license.

No way, who made him Chi Nian's boyfriend and nanny.

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Is writing a novel more or less metaphysical?I had a quarrel with my mother today... and it was a bit fierce. My mother didn't even cook for me. Fortunately, I had already prepared to buy a box of instant noodles and was ready for a month-long protracted battle.It's uncomfortable, I was just about to save money, but now I have to be responsible for breakfast and dinner, I am so miserable.

Let me see if there are any treasures that have not been collected yet?stand out!Punish it well!

Hee hee, I got stuck here on purpose to whet everyone's appetite.I'm a fisherman.