The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

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Chi Nian had never seen an educational film that could teach him to become an adult before, but since he was misunderstood by the police and took him to the police station, he completed the transformation from a little boy to an adult.

He is no longer the little kid who naively thought that two people can have a baby lying on the same bed. He knows that if he wants to have a baby, he has to do some work on the bed. At the same time, no matter how much work he and Song Juming do* ** It is impossible to have a child.

After surfing in Haitang for a few days, Chi Nian didn't learn anything else, and he didn't dare to learn.

If you are fierce 1, you will have a good weapon, otherwise it is nothing fierce 1.

Speaking of greatness, Chi Nian also took a bath with Song Juming when he was a child. When he was young and ignorant, he even grabbed each other's peppers and competed with each other to see who was the first to eat the pain and scream, and whoever made the sound first would lose.Chi Nian tried his best to recall, and in his impression, there seemed to be no difference in the size of the peppers between the two of them.However, the possibility of Song Juming's genetic mutation after so many years cannot be ruled out.After all, Chi Nian never imagined that Song Juming would grow taller than him who insisted on drinking a full 1L every day.

But if you want to know how Song Juming is developing now, you have to find a way to make him take off his pants.Now that the two are grown up, they will definitely not take a bath together like they did when they were children.If Chi Nian wanted to know whether Song Juming's little pepper had grown into a Chaotian pepper or a tiger pepper, the easiest way at present was to peek at him going to the toilet.

Chi Nian originally wanted to settle this matter at home, but Song Juming had to close the toilet door when he went to the bathroom, as if he knew he was going to stealthily. chance to see.

Since you can't see it, let's listen to the head office.

When Chi Nian was searching the Internet for how to know how big a person's nipple was, he saw a post saying that he could hear how loud his hush was. If his hush was strong and powerful, his nipple would definitely not If it is too small, it is necessary to consider invigorating the kidney.

Although that post was a soft advertisement of Liuwei Dihuang Wan, Chi Nian felt that it should be feasible.

So Chi Nian put his ear on the door, trying to eavesdrop on Song Juming's hissing.

But helplessly, Song Juming's sound insulation was so good that he couldn't hear anything.

Can't see it, can't hear it, Chi Nian is lying on the airtight toilet door, aggrieved, whose bathroom door is all wood!Why can't a real man pee pee be seen?

Chi Nian was beating his chest and feet here, but in fact, no one in his family knew what he was going to do all day sneaking around.

Song Juming, who was still peeing, also shuddered when he heard Chi Nian's movement.It was purely an instinctive reaction that he subconsciously closed and locked the door. Everyone knew that Chi Nian had the most ghostly ideas in his stomach, and if he didn't pay attention, he would fall into Chi Nian's way.Song Juming, who lived with Chi Nian since he was a child, is too experienced. No matter what Chi Nian is thinking, whether it is good or bad, it is right to be on guard anyway.

This week it was his turn to cook upstairs, so when Chi Nian was lying on the door looking for cracks, Chi Ma was also there.

Chi's mother and Song's father still don't know that one of the two sons has the identity of a son-in-law, so they feel relieved that the relationship between Chi Nian and Song Juming has finally become as close as they were when they were children, and they no longer quarrel every day. Noisy, at the dinner table, he and Meimei shared food with each other, not to mention how happy they were.

But no matter how good the relationship between the two becomes, you can't peek at other people going to the toilet.

Looking at her son who seemed to be having a hard time thinking, Mother Chi put down her work, showed her mother's love with a bright smile, and asked with concern: "My brother is still going to the toilet in there, what are you doing every year? Are you holding back?" Can't hold it anymore? If you can't hold it anymore, go downstairs first. You will be regarded as a pervert if you lie on the door when your brother is going to the toilet."

Chi Nian definitely couldn't let Chi Ma know that he wanted to peek at Song Juming going to the toilet, so he had an idea in his mind.

He beckoned to Chi's mother mysteriously: "Mom, come here."

Chi Ma walked over in a daze: "What's the matter?"

"Mom, first promise that you will never tell others." After receiving Chi's mother's promise, Chi Nian whispered into Chi's mother's ear: "You don't know, Song Juming has been sitting on the bench for a long time, and he has hemorrhoids. You Don't tell others. Song Juming doesn't want others to know about his hemorrhoids. If he knows that I told him about his hemorrhoids, he will definitely break up with me. We finally reconciled. Mom, you don't want me to have a cold war with him again, do you?"

"It's really uncomfortable to have hemorrhoids." Hearing that Song Juming had developed hemorrhoids because of studying, Chi's mother was worried, but she still didn't forget her original intention, and asked, "But brother's hemorrhoids, does it have anything to do with you lying on the door?"

Chi Nian retorted in a dignified way: "Why is it okay? Song Juming said that he hurts even when he goes to the toilet. I've seen him go in for a while. I'm not worried about what's wrong with him. If he needs help, I'll stand You can know at the door as soon as possible.”

Seeing that Chi Nian was so upright and confident, Chi's mother felt that it was not unreasonable.

She hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Then you stay here and watch over my brother, and my mother is going to buy some hemorrhoid medicine for my brother. Your brother usually pays attention to his appearance, and he must be embarrassed to have hemorrhoids. Then you can help your mother secretly give it to your brother later." , let him remember to take the medicine every day, understand?"

Before leaving, Chi's mother suddenly remembered something, and turned back and said, "Niannian, you should also pay attention at ordinary times, don't pull too hard, and be careful of anal fissures, you know?"

Hearing the anal fissure, Chi Nian frowned fiercely, and retorted: "If the anal fissure is Song Juming's anal fissure, I can't have an anal fissure."

Kindly treat it like a donkey's liver and lungs.Chi's mother said, "You child, mother is caring about you. Who told you that you don't like to eat vegetables? Look at your brother who pays attention to a balanced diet and has hemorrhoids. You only know how to eat meat. Sooner or later you will be constipated." Then I couldn’t pull it out and cried and made noises.”

Chi Nian gritted his teeth and said, "Absolutely! No! Yes! Yes!"

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