The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

12.

Question: As an excellent transfer student, what should be the most important thing?

Outstanding appearance?Excellent grades?Or an easy-going personality?

NO, NO, NO!neither.

Judging from Chi Nian's many years of experience in transferring schools, the most important thing should be the first lesson at the beginning of the semester - self-introduction.

A tree person who did not want to be named once said: As long as the introduction is done well, the school boss will not have to run away.

Rao is a successful person like Chi Nian who is keen on "starting a career" and suffered a loss in self-introduction. As a result, he was mistakenly thought to be a bully when he transferred to the job, and he was blocked at the school gate after school to collect protection fees. It wasn't that Song Juming was there that day, Chi Nian who was alone would definitely not have a gang fight.

After that time, Chi Nian learned his lesson.

First of all, bad hair is essential.

Secondly, stud earrings and necklaces are standard.

You need to pay attention to the clothes, there are shirts without buttons, and there are T-shirts without collars.

And, instead of wearing limited-edition sneakers that cost thousands of dollars, it is better to wear wholesale Doudou shoes from the street stall.

Finally, the most important thing is that self-introduction must be majestic and domineering, with a frosty face. It is best to become famous in one fell swoop and have a reputation far and wide, so that the whole grade will know his name as Chi Nian.

But now he has already washed his hands...how should he behave now?

"Chi Nian, Chi Nian..." Fu Jinyuan elbowed Chi Nian in a daze, "What are you thinking? The old class has been calling you for a long time."

The old class, surnamed Ban, is the head teacher of Class Seven, responsible for the most underestimated Chinese class.

Chi Nian raised his head, just in time to meet the scrutinizing eyes of the old class.

Old Ban pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, pursed his lips, and said slowly, "Okay, I'll go to bed in the first class. Chi Nian, it seems that you also find my voice hypnotizing?"

Chi Nian has a bad habit—fear of teachers.

Especially Lao Ban who has a superficial smile but hides a knife in his smile.

Chi Nian, who was called, stood up suddenly, straightened his waist, stared at the old class with rounded eyes, and roared angrily: "Teacher! I didn't sleep! Also, your voice It's not hypnotic at all, I think your voice is very nice, I still want to hear it!" After speaking, Chi Nian bowed solemnly.

As soon as this remark came out, the originally quiet classroom instantly burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, this Chi Nian is too funny!"

"Haha, I thought he was a cool guy, but I didn't expect him to be funny, hahaha."

"I'm so happy, it's a real treasure. It's the first time I've heard someone say that the voice of the old class is nice. As expected of a transfer student, he has done something that ordinary people can't do."

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The old class leads the worst class all the year round, and has more or less learned some tricks to deal with naughty monkeys like them.Fu Jinyuan, who was sitting next to Chi Nian, was sweating for him at first, but now he didn't care about the brotherhood, and lay on the table grinning all over his teeth.

"Chi Nian really has you! Open your eyes and talk nonsense, you have to touch the old donkey's ass twice, hahahahaha..."

Even the old class on the podium couldn't hold back, and the corner of his mouth collapsed.He has been teaching for more than 30 years, and it is the first time he has encountered such a unique student.He rolled up the roster in his hand, waved to Chi Nian, who was full of fighting spirit, and said with a suppressed smile, "Don't be so talkative, hurry up and introduce yourself."

"Hey! Here we come." Chi Nian responded immediately, pushed away Fu Jinyuan who was lying on top of him with a smile, and strode towards the podium.

"Cough cough."

"Hello, everyone in Class [-]. My name is Chi Nian, Chi of the Pond, Nian of Rice Cake." Chi Nian picked up a piece of white chalk and wrote his name on the blackboard flamboyantly, introducing himself with a smile, "I used to He is from Yusan Middle School. His grades are not good, he likes to play basketball, and his dream is to fly a plane. I hope I can give you more advice in the future.”

Say hello first, be polite; disassemble the name, be down-to-earth; past, present and future, comprehensive.

Chi Nian scored 98 points for this seemingly ordinary self-introduction.There are two points deducted on the blackboard.

Seeing that Chi Nian was more talkative, someone below began to boo: "I haven't mentioned the criteria for choosing a mate yet! I like fat ones, thin ones, tall ones and short ones!"

"That's needless to say! Of course it's the most beautiful!" Chi Nian said bluntly.

But in fact, he doesn't even have a friend of the opposite sex.

Looking for the voice, the old class flew over with a sharp eye, and said in a displeased way: "It is agreed in advance that in our class, puppy love is strictly prohibited. Don't think that my presbyopic eyes will not be able to see those sneaky tricks. Wait until you average our class." Get to No.1 and then negotiate terms with me."

Immediately, the whole class of seven wailed.

"do not!!!!"

It is better to let them die alone than to let their grades at the bottom of the crane speak for themselves.

Of course, there was also a different voice amidst the wailing.

He Yunqi raised his head and lowered his head, while he was busy brushing up the questions, he hummed softly, "No pursuit."

In this way, there disappeared from the rivers and lakes a brother who liked to fight, who opened his mouth and kept talking about me x your uncle, and there was an extra brother in the seventh class who wanted to fly a plane and was intoxicated by the old class's phlegm.

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A small chapter, I'm going to write another one, waiting for reminders. (show off