The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

81.

Chi Nian, who was led out of the police station by Song Juming, said that he had never been so speechless in his life.

It's just that he didn't buy the sparkling water he wanted to drink, so he took a walk outside the community when he was depressed, blowing some cool breeze, and calming down his brain that wanted to be passionate about college. Who would have thought that he would encounter the police?

Under normal circumstances, it doesn’t matter if you meet the police. At worst, stop, salute the police uncle, and hand in the penny you found on the roadside. The police uncle will take the money, nod to him, and then Happy to say goodbye, uncle.

Who knew that the script didn't follow the routine at all.The police uncle doesn't want money, but him.

The police asked him if he was underage, Chi Nian said yes.

The policeman asked him again if he bought the things in his pocket. Chi Nian glanced at the chewing gum that had been taken out, and nodded confidently.

and then?

Then the police uncle smiled and said to him: "Then come with us, little brother."

Chi Nian did not expect that he would achieve the achievement of riding a police car for the first time in his life in this way.

In the police car, the police officers who just happened to be patrolling nearby and received a police mission praised him for being considerate at a young age, and would obediently throw himself into the trap.

Chi Nian, who didn't know why, even nodded along, and said embarrassingly, "Thank you for the compliment."

When we arrived at the police station, the policeman, who couldn't hide his smile, understood that it was just a misunderstanding before he could question him.This little brother bought chewing gum and mistakenly used it as a condom.This kind of misunderstanding is not the first time they have met.

Although it was clear that it was a misunderstanding, it also showed Chi Nian's serious lack of knowledge in sex education, so before notifying the parents to pick him up, Chi Nian was detained by the police for separate sex education.Teach him how to protect people, but also teach him how to protect himself.

Chi Nian, who has never seen an educational film since he grew up, and who would blush when he heard the word "sexual behavior", could not hear such pure sex knowledge. After listening to the 10-minute sex education, his whole brain froze. machine.

Song Juming rushed to the police station after receiving the call, and saw that Chi Nian, who was receiving too much information at once, caused his brain to be overloaded and short-circuited, looking at him with a dazed face, opening and closing his mouth, actually silently repeating the police's instructions , but it looks like it's in Abba Abba.

82.

Song Juming had already learned the cause of the incident from the police, so even though Chi Nian kept silent all the way and counted the ants with his head down, he knew that this guy must be pretending to be stupid because he was ashamed and didn't want to face it .

"Do you want to continue pretending to be deaf?" Song Juming said.

"..."

To be honest, no matter if Chi Ma or Uncle Song came to fetch him tonight, he wouldn't be so embarrassed, but it was Song Juming.

Just now when the policeman was chatting with Song Juming, Chi Nian sat on a chair and didn't dare to look up at Song Juming's expression.

How could you let him do this? !Does he have such a Mercury retrograde! ?

But it was a done deal, and Chi Nian knew that it was useless to continue pretending to be a camel.

So he raised his head and said with righteous indignation: "Tell me, how much will it cost, so that you can forget what happened just now."

Considering Chi Nian's thin-skinned nature, Song Juming originally planned to let Chi Nian digest and forget it by himself, but it was hard not to make a request when he said that.

"How much do you think you're worth?"

If it was normal, Chi Nian would have kicked Song Juming on the ass at this time, then stepped on his body, and said viciously: "Your brother, I am a priceless treasure!"

But today is not what it used to be, Song Juming has the biggest handle in his life, he has to be a grandson once.However, considering the thickness of the purse, Chi Nian closed his eyes tightly, with an expression of "sell me for glory", and raised his palms reluctantly: "Five yuan, no more."

After waiting for a long time, Song Juming, who thought he would spit out some indecent words from Chi Nian, couldn't help laughing when he heard this guy's trembling voice, and stretched out his hand to hit him: "Okay, deal, treat me to a popsicle. Selective amnesia for you."

83.

Chi Nian never thought that bribing someone would be so simple and satisfying.

He even thought for a second when he was paying the bill, whether he should use bribes to buy a high-ranking official in the future.But after hearing the news that a local official was reported for corruption and bribery and then sentenced in a small video played on the clerk’s mobile phone, he finally chose to live his ordinary but free life abiding by the law.

84.

Chi Nian had forgotten how long it had been since the two of them sat side by side on the park swing and ate popsicles like this. Feeling a little embarrassed, he began to find something to say: "After eating this popsicle, you will lose your memory."

Song Juming nodded slightly.He didn't intend to tease Chi Nian at all, it was Chi Nian himself who was persecuted and paranoid.

Seeing that Song Juming's reaction was flat, Chi Nian lowered his eyes, a little disappointed.

After a while, he said, "Anyway, I haven't finished eating the ice cream, so let me ask you a few questions."

Song Juming looked at the ice cream with only one bite left in his hand, and was taken aback for a while, then changed to the one that was far away from Chi Nian.

"go ahead."

"I have a friend." Chi Nian specially emphasized, "It's not my problem, it's my friend's problem. Don't get me wrong. You don't know this friend."

The classic I Have a Friend series.

Song Juming didn't expose it, and acquiesced to Chi Nian's continuation.

"My friend was not very obedient in the past and often fought, but he has changed his ways. But he has encountered a little trouble recently." Chi Nian carefully observed Song Juming's expression, "A little gangster who used to be enemies at school came to trouble him , and found his current school. He didn’t want his current life to be disturbed, but he had nothing to do with that little bastard. He said he was a bit stupid and couldn’t think of a good way. He didn’t know what to do, and he didn’t know what to ask. Who. So I want to hear your opinion."

Just by listening to the description, Song Juming also knew who the little bastard Chi Nian was referring to.He didn't expect that guy with the yellow hair to appear in front of them with such a high profile.

The ice cream melted in one hand, and Chi Nian didn't eat the last bite.

"Why aren't you talking?" he asked.

Feeling his head being gently stroked twice, Chi Nian heard Song Juming's gentle voice above his head: "That friend of yours is not stupid at all. Don't worry, this kind of guy will naturally be punished as he should, so your friend doesn't have to Worry."

Song Juming's simple words actually smoothed Chi Nian's wrinkled heart. He raised his hair obediently and asked, "Really?"

Song Juming nodded: "Well, really."

"How did you know?"

Facing Chi Nian's questioning, Song Juming shook the bare ice cream stick in his hand, shrugged, and said with a smirk: "Sorry, I have lost my memory. What did you just say?"

84.

Before going to bed, Chi Nian, who was restless and restless, sneaked upstairs, found Song Juming who was already asleep, and made him swear again that he would never let a third person know what happened tonight.

Song Juming gestured sleepily with an OK sign.

Then the next day, the school called an emergency meeting.

At the end of the meeting, the head teachers of each class urgently organized a class meeting.

The content of the class meeting: let us understand the knowledge of sex education

Although Chi Nian didn't believe it, the matter had nothing to do with Song Juming.

If he wanted to blame it, he was too unlucky. On the night of his education at the police station, he didn't notice that there was a couple who came to pick up their son. The male among them looked exactly like the principal of Yuzhong.

But when Chi Nian knew the truth, he and Song Juming had been fighting unilaterally for a week.

In this regard, he said: his mother tongue in this life is speechless.