The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

422.

Fu Jinyuan had long expected that after returning to school, Chi Nian would catch him and ask him non-stop, so no matter what Chi Nian asked him, he would only have one answer.

"Fu Jinyuan, you and the school committee..."

Before Chi Nian finished speaking, Fu Jinyuan raised his right index finger smartly, and answered confidently: "I am 1."

"Fu Jinyuan, have you written your homework?"

"I'm 1."

"Fu Jinyuan, your second uncle!"

"I'm 1."

Just like the boring behavior of a boy over 1.8 meters longing to carve his height into his lungs and engrave it on his forehead, Fu Jinyuan also enjoys showing his incomparably noble status as 1 in front of his best friend Chi Nian.

As for why he wanted to show off, he didn't know either.But looking at Chi Nian's expression of eating shit, Fu Jinyuan admitted that he was inexplicably cool.

Feeling unbalanced in his heart, Chi Nian couldn't help but complain: "Yuan Bao, you have turned bad, you have betrayed our revolutionary friendship. Didn't our ancestors agree that things of a kind gather together and people are divided into groups? Why are you 1! You Could it be that you didn't treat me as a good brother?!"

Facing Chi Nian's entanglement, Fu Jinyuan shrugged helplessly, sighed, put his hands on Chi Nian's shoulders to beat time, and sang with a smile: "Brother Ai's beauty, listen to me, my brother already has a wife at home, your Love hurts him, he hurts me, I advise you not to live the life of a mistress~" After singing, he still didn't forget to add a knife: "Don't blame me, it's all taught by Lao He." It looks like a strict husband.

He Yunqi, who hadn't slept all night and was lying on the table busy trying to catch up on sleep, heard Fu Jinyuan say that he learned from him, turned his head, opened his bloodshot eyes, and said faintly: " Don't get involved."

423.

Considering that everyone has kissed before, Chi Nian and Fu Jinyuan naturally wanted to get together to share their kissing experience.

Afraid of being assassinated, the two took their lunch break to touch the rooftop.He Yunqi usually doesn't go in that direction.

Hearing Fu Jinyuan say that the school committee took the initiative to kiss him, Chi Nian directly showed disgust, and didn't believe it at all: "Just brag. The school committee kissed you crazy? Could it be that you made the school committee faint with drugs and hugged you?" Right? Let me tell you that's illegal, you're going in, I'm not going to see you."

"Really!" Fu Jinyuan quickly explained: "I was also shocked at the time. At that time, we were so close to each other," Fu Jinyuan said, comparing the distance between him and Chi Nian now, "I just opened my eyes. I saw him staring at me all the time, and I was still wondering if it was because I accidentally fell asleep that made him unhappy, and then I saw him coming over suddenly, grabbing my collar with one hand, and directly I just kissed him, I was down the whole time, and before I could react, he withdrew. I swear it's absolutely true! Otherwise you don't have a penis."

Chi Nian was so immersed in Fu Jinyuan's detailed description that he didn't notice Fu Jinyuan's oath at all.

He couldn't wait to ask: "How does it feel?"

"Did you talk about the feeling of kissing Lao He?" Fu Jinyuan touched the place that He Yun's relatives had kissed with his hand. The moment his lips touched the fingertips, he couldn't help but make a kisskiss movement, and then slowly Slowly reminiscing about his impressive first kiss experience: "It felt like eating frogfish with pickled peppers. I didn't feel anything when I first ate it. After I finished eating, I realized that my mouth was hot when I recovered. It was so hot that my mouth hurt. .But if you ask me if I want to do it again, my answer is definitely to hurry up."

Chi Nian was so hungry when he heard it, he wiped the corner of his mouth and asked, "So when are we going to eat the frogfish?"

"That's all you have to offer."

When asked what it was like for him to kiss Song Juming, Chi Nian even played tricks.

He waved his hand, and declined with the tone of someone who came here: "Oh, what's worth discussing about kissing, isn't it just that two pieces of meat touched each other? Let's talk about something else."

Chi Nian's words sounded like he hadn't kissed Song Juming very much, so he pretended not to care, so as to cover up his inner envy and hatred.Thinking of this, Fu Jinyuan immediately cheered up and urged Chi Nian to hurry up.However, his thirst for knowledge did not succeed in prying Chi Nian's mouth open, and Chi Nian pursed his mouth into a line instead.

When the two were at a stalemate, Fu Jinyuan suddenly noticed that Chi Nian's upper lip seemed to be torn, and looked a little red and swollen. He asked concerned: "What's wrong with your mouth? Got angry? Didn't it look fine yesterday?"

Finally, Fu Jinyuan took the initiative to ask what happened to his mouth.

But Chi Nian was suffocated.

He turned his face slightly, deliberately let out a long sigh, and said in a sad tone: "It's not that you were not in the dormitory last night, Song Juming was like a crazy beast, but he was suffocated. Look at my mouth, it's just He was kissed badly. He was so hard and kissed for a long time, which made me very hurt. Oh, let’s just stop talking, isn’t it just kissing for hours? What’s the point of talking. "

The taste of Chi Nian's tea was beyond words, and Fu Jinyuan said that he was a little drunk on tea.

The two childish ghosts just competed on who was more comfortable kissing until the end of their lunch break.

Just when the two of them finished packing up the trash and were about to go downstairs, Fu Jinyuan patted his head suddenly, stopped Chi Nian who was walking ahead, and said in a panicked tone:

"By the way, Nian'er, I almost forgot, I seem to have met your dad at the school gate this morning."

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The second cousin Yu Chuan's article has already been pre-collected. It is called "False Proposition". It is a campus article that is reunited.