The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

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After Chi Nian and Fu Jinyuan's unremitting efforts, the old class, whose thighs were tightly hugged, finally couldn't bear it, and tearfully agreed to the request of the two of them to harm the first and second graders together.

But just when the two stood up and clapped their hands to cheer, Lao Ban mysteriously stopped them, took out two pieces of paper and a pen from the drawer, and asked them to write down their ideal universities.

This was supposed to be the content of the second one-by-one interview, but considering the completely different reactions of the two people in the last interview, Lao Ban decided to take the two people first.

Lao Ban did not intentionally separate the two this time.He just wanted to see their reactions.

Chi Nian and Fu Jinyuan glanced at each other, then picked up their pens at the same time.

In the past, Chi Nian and Fu Jinyuan, who had never seriously planned for the future, would definitely have scribbled on paper and handed it over to the old class, but now both of them have tasted the sweetness that as long as they work hard enough, they will be rewarded , They don't want to be as preconceived as before, denying the possibility of poor students being admitted to a good university.

Just because they had a clear goal and confidence in their hearts, they, who had never dared to hope before, began to look forward to their college life a year later.

Fu Jinyuan took the lead in writing, without any hesitation, he wrote a Yu University directly on the paper.

His father said, if you want to play, you can play with a big one.

Fu Jinyuan is confident, which is expected by the old class, and he is so confident, which is unexpected by the old class.

Judging from Fu Jinyuan's current achievements, he is more than a star and a half away from Yuda, but looking at Fu Jinyuan's smug young man, he is also from his age. The old class really can't bear to pour a bucket of cold water on him at this juncture , so he patted him on the shoulder, and repeated the clichéd words that the students had already heard.

"Then you have to work harder!"

Chi Nian is not as reckless as Fu Jinyuan. He has already weighed several times in his heart about which university to take.

Although he also wanted to go to the same university as Song Juming, he also knew in his heart that according to the current gap between the two, unless Song Juming passed the college entrance examination, he might not be able to catch up with Song Juming even if he didn't eat or drink for a year. high.

Although Song Juming has been reassuring Chi Nian not to put too much psychological pressure on himself, and just leave everything to him, but only this matter, Chi Nian really can't indulge himself as self-willed as before, and throw all the burdens on him. Song Juming, pissed and rolled, pretending to let Song Juming come to accommodate him.

He didn't want to be Song Juming's drag bottle.

If you want to bet, bet big.Chi Nian shook his head and solemnly wrote down the name of his target university on the paper.Even if he is at the bottom of the school, he still has to work hard to get into H University!

When Chi Nian finished writing, the old class hadn't figured out how to speak. Fu Jinyuan on the side laughed first, grabbed Chi Nian's shoulders forcefully, and smiled knowingly: "I want stud!"

After meeting with his good brother on the channel, Chi Nian also laughed and echoed: "Stud!"

However, before the two of them shouted the second stud, they were kicked out of the office by the old class, and said cursingly: "Get out of here to study, you are bragging, you have to go to college if you climb, otherwise After you graduate, don’t say outside that I taught you!”

403.

The make-up classes arranged by the school are very tight, in the name of euphemism, in order to allow students to adapt to the high-intensity senior year life in advance.

Although wailing was everywhere, no one really stayed in bed when the early alarm clock rang.

Morning self-study starts at 07:30 in the morning, and evening self-study begins at 10:30 in the evening.Faced with such a high-intensity study arrangement, even though he and Song Juming were assigned to a dormitory successfully, Chi Nian, who was both ambitious and courageous, was too tired to speak every day. The first thing he did when he returned to the dormitory was to fall asleep without taking a shower. He didn't brush his teeth, and as soon as he closed his eyes, he competed with Fu Jinyuan on who was snoring louder, and he didn't have the energy to practice those fantasies.

But even after resting for eight hours every day, the airtight study arrangement still made him a little out of breath. Coupled with the severe heat, he was hot and sleepy. Every afternoon class, he and Fu Jinyuan took turns I dozed off, and my eyelids were stickier than glue, and I couldn't even hold them up with a matchstick.

Although this kind of life is hard, but thinking that there are best friends around to fight together, Chi Nian and Fu Jinyuan can only continue to have fun in the bitterness, making fun of each other for not taking a shower and being sloppy.

Thinking of this, Chi Nian suddenly turned around and swayed and was still lying on the table. Fu Jinyuan, who was stunned from his lunch break, turned his back to him and asked, "Look, what is this?"

As soon as he closed his eyes, he was shaken awake. Fu Jinyuan was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes at all. He kept yawning and narrowed his eyes. "Chicken feet?"

"Fuck you." Chi Nian gave Fu Jinyuan a white look, then kicked his stool leg, staring and threatening: "I'll give you another chance, repeat."

Chi Nian repeated himself: "Look, what is this?"

Fu Jinyuan didn't know what crazy Thursday was selling in Chi Nian's stomach, he said honestly: "Hand? The back of the hand?"

"Then what is this?" Chi Nian lifted his trouser legs after finishing speaking.

Fu Laoshi continued to be honest: "The new shoes I gave you?"

"No, look." Chi Nian straightened his calf, revealing his fair skin and sparse leg hair, and said charmingly, "This is my instep."

"And you." Chi Nian raised his eyebrows, smiled charmingly at Fu Jinyuan who hadn't realized that he had been tricked, and said, "It's my baby."

Hearing Chi Nian's words, several people listening to the corner gasped in unison, "Good soil! Good soil!"

After a short period of two seconds of sluggishness, Fu Jinyuan patted Chi Nian's shoulder solemnly, gave an affirmative look, and said, "It's my honor to hear this sentence, I nodded my head."

As soon as these words came out, there was applause one after another, "One point for the monitor!"

"As expected of the squad leader!"

At the same time, there were boos to Chi Nian, saying that his meme is so bad.

It was originally meant to be amusing, but it turned out to be a counter-general.Chi Nian's face was a little uneasy, but thinking that he had just received the school-opening gift from Fu Jinyuan, he couldn't find a place to vent his anger, so he had to punch the group of people who laughed at him, threatening to consecrate them today with a fist as big as a sandbag : "It's you guys who eavesdropped on our conversation, right! Wait for me! See how I deal with you tonight and next night in my self-study!"

After getting along for a semester, everyone has long been aware of Chi Nian's stubborn nature, and they all laughed and said, "How are you going to deal with us? Don't shake people if you have the ability, come to our dormitory alone, and see how we can give you a return !"

"How do you clean up?" Chi Nian smiled disdainfully, raised his chin slightly, and said contemptuously, "I'll wash all of your pants tonight, so you won't wear them tomorrow, and see how you come to class !"

"I'll roll you to death!"

"..."

After a brief silence, everyone let out a shocking burst of laughter: "Damn! Chi Nian, are you going to laugh people to death!"

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