The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

363.

Chi Nian and Song Juming spent an unforgettable summer vacation at He Yunqi's villa.

They go out during the day, go to the mountains to enjoy flowers and grass, climb trees and touch fish, and enjoy their time together. At night, they sit on rocking chairs in the small courtyard of He Yunqi's house and count the stars.Don't mention how comfortable it is to live a retirement life in advance.

Like them, Fu Jinyuan also spent an unforgettable summer vacation in the villa of He Yunqi's family.

He gets up on time at six o'clock every morning.The first thing to do when you wake up is to stand on the balcony on the second floor and recite classical Chinese and English words aloud. Wait until eight o'clock to call He Yunqi to get up and ask him to check the reciting situation. If you make a mistake, you will copy it ten times. After He Yunqi nods and passes the test, start directly Morning study schedule.The afternoon and evening are the same, but the subjects are different.Chinese and English in the morning, mathematics in the afternoon, and science and comprehensive subjects in the evening. Turn off the lights and go to bed at ten o'clock on time. The time arrangement is accurate to the minute and second.

In addition, there is a set of reward and punishment system specially formulated for Fu Jinyuan.

Fu Jinyuan once heard that Chi Nian said that Song Juming also had a special reward and punishment system for him. After hearing this, he expressed his envy. After all, who doesn't want to hug and hold high with the person they like?For the time being, Fu Jinyuan didn't dare to hope to go further. If he could accidentally touch He Yunqi's little hand, he would be happy to confess it directly.So when He Yunqi proposed to set up a reward and punishment system, Fu Jinyuan agreed with both hands and feet.

But he soon regretted it.

He Yunqi: "If the error rate of the quiz is higher than 30% that day, three sets of test papers will be automatically added as punishment the next day. If you think it is not enough, we can add more."

"Enough is enough." Fu Jinyuan quickly stopped, he is only interested in the reward now: "What about the reward?"

Seeing Fu Jinyuan's expression of interest, He Yunqi rarely smiled: "Yes."

"A set of review handouts for the third year of high school that I personally compiled."

"With this, your grades will definitely improve by leaps and bounds."

"..." Looking at He Yunqi's proud review handouts, Fu Jinyuan's expression froze on the spot, only the corners of his mouth twitched, and he beat Chi Nian violently that night.

According to the victim Chi Nian's dictation, the suspect Fu Jinyuan cried while beating him: "Why is it different from what I imagined! How is it different!"

364.

Contrary to the sweet summer life in his imagination, under the dictatorial rule of He Yunqi, Fu Jinyuan has a sense of being forced to make up for the military training in the military camp that he falsely claimed to be sick and deliberately missed when he was a freshman in high school.

Although he was frequently punished and asked to copy textbooks, fortunately, He Yunqi still had a bit of humanity, so he specially set aside time for lunch breaks and going to the toilet.

Even though he could study 24 hours a day, he still considered that he was just an ordinary human being, so he thoughtfully prepared eight hours of sufficient sleep time for him.

Watching Chi Nian and Song Juming enter the mountain hand in hand, Fu Jinyuan said: He really, I cried to death.

365.

In addition to monitoring Fu Jinyuan's study progress like a ghost behind the scenes, He Yunqi also likes to make surprise attacks.

For example, when he was going to the toilet sometimes, He Yunqi, who held all the keys to the villa, suddenly pushed open the toilet door and asked him while holding his glasses: "What will be produced when ammonia dissolves in water and reacts with water?"

Accompanied by the plop sound of heavy objects falling into the water, Fu Jinyuan smiled awkwardly and politely: "Old He, do you think my shit smells bad?"

It is not once or twice that no matter where Fu Jinyuan is doing or what he is doing, he suddenly pops up to ask him a knowledge point and requires him to answer correctly.

Fu Jinyuan was not used to it at first, and the sound of He Yunqi's footsteps became a lingering nightmare for him for a long time. When he heard this sound, he subconsciously covered his crotch and began to look around to find nearby enemies.Later, the more times he practiced, the more shameless he practiced. Under Chi Nian's suggestion, he would deliberately tease He Yunqi in turn.

Sometimes he obviously didn't want to urinate, but he still deliberately went to the bathroom in front of He Yunqi, and then dressed neatly and waited for He Yunqi to break in. Seeing his blank face, he forcibly held back what he wanted to say.

Sometimes Fu Jinyuan would play tricks on purpose, deliberately pretending not to hear He Yunqi when he was speaking, and then holding the bird back to ask him to repeat it again.He Yunqi has a thin skin and doesn't like to look at other people's private parts, so most of the time he either leaves in shame, or becomes angry and asks Fu Jinyuan to put on his pants quickly.

Don't look at Fu Jinyuan who can't hold his head up in front of He Yunqi and is eaten to death. He Yunqi asked him to eat, but he didn't dare to drink soup, He Yunqi asked him to sleep, he didn't dare to dream, but he didn't know Is it because taking off his pants is the key to open the door to the new world for him? Fu Jinyuan can always be very arrogant towards He Yunqi when he is walking a bird.

He Yunqi: "Put on pants."

Hearing this, Fu Jinyuan not only didn't put on his pants honestly, but also walked the bird around in circles. If it wasn't because the water had been drained, he would have performed a human rotating fountain for He Yunqi on the spot.

Fu Jinyuan didn't think about repenting, and the more frustrated he became, the more courageous he became: "Look at my twirling hook!"

Although He Yunqi blushed, his output was still stable: "Fu Jinyuan, are you Korean?"

"No." Fu Jinyuan was still turning around, "What's wrong."

He Yun Qipi smiled, and the words were all squeezed out from between his teeth: "Then why do you look like Xiao Xiba?"

366.

At night, seeing Fu Jinyuan squatting at the door with a sad expression on his face, Chi Nian felt pity, went over to him and asked him why he hadn't started an uprising until now.

Hearing this, Fu Jinyuan slowly raised his head, looked at the street lamp, and said generously: "But the way he scolded me is really addictive."

Chi Nian was startled: "Are you really shaking M?"

Fu Jinyuan didn't believe it before, but now he is a little uncertain: "...I don't know either."

"Then let me test it for you." After Chi Nian finished speaking, he kicked Fu Jinyuan, and didn't forget to ask him: "How is it, did you get excited?"

Fu Jinyuan subconsciously kicked back and said, "Go to hell."

"Is that cool?"

"Go to hell!"

"how about this?"

"Go die die!"

......

The night view in the mountains was beautiful. Song Juming and He Yunqi were holding tea and standing on the balcony on the second floor, watching Chi Nian and Fu Jinyuan tap dancing at the entrance of the villa.

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It's been a long time since I heard everyone laughing at the article, is it because I'm not funny?