The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

328.

Considering that the experience class only needs 9.9, Song Juming thought about it, and finally took Chi Nian to experience a class.

However, before the class was over, Chi Nian clamored to go home, and said that he never wanted to learn painting again.

Because the teacher directly took a bottle of insecticide and ruthlessly wiped out all the artistic cells in his body.

10 minutes before class, the teacher asked the students to use the existing tools in their hands to make a picture at random, so as to get a feel for everyone's background.

When it was his turn to check Chi Nian's paintings, the teacher first asked him what he painted.

Chi Nian was still a little confident, and said proudly: Withered vines, old trees, faint crows.

Glancing at Chi Nian's painting, the teacher gasped, then squinted and shook his head, then commented unceremoniously in his authentic Northeast accent: I think you are "cooking bastard in green water" ", you see whose withered vines are green in this color (shai), and you crow, this is not a faint crow, this is a big goose raised in captivity for stewing in an iron pot?

Having grown up so old, being criticized by the teacher is already a common occurrence. One or two words from the teacher will not dampen Chi Nian's confidence in learning painting, but in the end it made him frantic. The fundamental reason why he lost his pen and went home was because he was in class with him Song Juming obviously just danced on the canvas twice, but the Northeast teacher who thought he had no talent just now stopped behind Song Juming for a long time, and kept clicking his lips, admiring again and again:

"A good painting, really a good painting! This artistic conception! This central idea! This distinctive color! This is simply a masterpiece! Children, follow me to learn painting! You are a genius!"

Why didn't he know that Song Juming had dabbled in painting before?Chi Nian didn't believe it, so he sneaked a glance at it, and after seeing what Song Juming had painted, he almost vomited blood.

Song Juming drew a fart artistic conception, and this girl drew a butt on the canvas!

There is a mole on that egg!

The painting is clearly his butt!

Because I feel that the teachers in that institution are unreliable and do not understand art at all, Chi Nian cursed on the way back, from the current chaos of offline institutions all the way to the common problem of modern exam-oriented education, anyway, I cursed everything I could, until the end He even forgot what he was cursing, and took the time to ask Song Juming what he was doing, why he ignored him, and asked him what he had for dinner by the way.

Song Juming actually followed Chi Nian to play with his mobile phone, and when he was in high spirits and needed to respond, he would respond twice from time to time.

Seeing that Song Juming had been playing with his mobile phone and ignoring him, Chi Nian curled his lips, feeling a little apprehensive, and tried to peek at Song Juming's mobile phone screen to see who he was messaging with.Unexpectedly, Song Juming, who usually would just throw the phone to him and let him look at it casually, deliberately avoided him today. Seeing that he was going to grab the phone, he even took advantage of his height to hold the phone up high, not giving him a chance to succeed. What else was in his mouth, he was just chatting with an uncle he hadn't seen for a long time, nothing interesting.

This abnormal behavior and strange excuse made Chi Nian suspicious, thinking, this guy won't be cheating.

329.

Tangerine who loves rice cakes: Uncle, thank you just now.

Great Artist: No problem.Cub, come and find uncle if you have anything to do in the future! [Smile]

330.

During the time when Chi Nian and Song Juming went to Linshi to soak in the hot springs, Fu Jinyuan felt that he had made great progress in pursuing the tough road of pursuing He Yunqi.

It is mainly reflected in the fact that He Yunqi has now started to beat him.

Fu Jinyuan's diary reads:

I went to Lao He's house to play again today, and I was very happy.I heard that He Yun's mother likes to eat bird's nest, so I took out two boxes of bird's nest that my father brought back from abroad to visit relatives.Taking something from your own house and giving it to your father-in-law's mother-in-law, can this be called stealing?That is to build a good relationship with He Yunqi's parents first for my parents!

Seeing me coming, He Yun Qi's mother was very happy, but Lao He was not too happy.

Because of my handicap, I accidentally damaged one of Lao He's skirts.The dress is actually not expensive, but the pre-sale time is too long. Lao He placed the order last year, and only now received the goods, and there is no reason to return it within seven days.

Because of this incident, Lao He was so angry that Bangbang punched me twice.

Usually, seeing his slender arms and legs, I thought he was relatively weak, but I didn't expect to punch him and almost sent me to see my deceased grandfather.

I didn't expect him to be quite filial.

Lao He never beat me before, at most he scolded me a few times, but he didn't expect to start beating me now, I'm still not used to it.It seems that I have to eat more meat and gain weight, otherwise his hand hurts from beating him, and my heart aches.

Although I have suffered physically and mentally, as the saying goes, beating is kissing and scolding is love. He is beating and scolding me now, and he must have been moved by my true feelings, and fell in love with me imperceptibly.

What can I do, I haven't thought of how to confess to him yet.

331.

Chi Nian read Fu Jinyuan's diary full of voice and emotion, and gave him a famous name - "Dog Licking Diary"

Not to be outdone, Fu Jinyuan snatched Chi Nian's diary and inscribed a few big characters on it - "Grand Prize for High School Students' Social and Death Behaviors"

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Everyone has read this, are you still satisfied with this novel?Am I passing the writing?