The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

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Since the key was confiscated by Chi's mother, Chi Nian couldn't open the door of Song Juming's house, so he could only ring the doorbell.

The first time, it didn't open.The second time, still not open.

Chi Nian was annoyed, he knocked on the door and shouted, "Song Juming open the door, I'm your daddy."

Song Juming naturally ignored him, and only after a while came slowly to open the door.

Chi Nian saw that his hands on the edge of the door were wet, and guessed that he should be going to the toilet just now, so he didn't bother with him.

"You go to the toilet for such a long time, don't you feel constipated?"

"Well, a little bit." Song Juming glanced at the unpacked courier behind him, moved his body calmly, blocked all of Chi Nian's sight, and changed the subject: "Where's your mother? My father took your mother out again ?”

"Well." Chi Nian said, "Why are you standing at the door, you let me in first, I have something to discuss with you."

Chi's mother is not at home, which is the secret signal for the two to date.

But even if he heard the secret signal today, Song Juming didn't intend to let him in.Looking at Chi Nian who was about to look in, Song Juming suddenly had an idea and said, "Wait a minute." Then he looked down at his watch, counting backwards: "98, 97, 96. …”

Not knowing why, Chi Nian watched Song Juming count down.

In fact, he went upstairs simply to discuss with Song Juming about choosing a gift for Chi Ma again.He peed so much that he peed his pants today, and the peony hasn't sprouted yet, so it's unrealistic to expect it to bloom in a short period of time. It's getting closer and closer to Chi Ma's birthday, and there is not much time left for preparation, so he has to quickly think of a better one. A gift that will please the motherfucker.

It stands to reason that he and Song Juming gave each other their own gifts, which belonged to a competitive relationship, and he shouldn't have asked Song Juming what he thought of giving gifts to his mother.

But Chi Nian was short of money.

Especially short of money.

Whenever the re-selected gift exceeds 100 yuan, Chi Nian can only return the gift to the salesperson in shame.

In order to let Chi's mother see his sincerity, Chi Nian naturally put his mind on Song Juming, who didn't spend much money but had a lot of pocket money.

Looking at Song Juming who started counting down inexplicably, Chi Nian wanted to go in first. If he really couldn't get money later, he would have to roll around on the ground, so that the neighbors wouldn't see him and record it and post it on the Internet.

But Song Juming not only blocked the door, but also held the door with his hands, preventing Chi Nian from pushing it open.

With a single round of strength, Chi Nian is no match for Song Juming. When he was almost done counting, Chi Nian frowned and asked, "Song Juming, what are you doing, let me in."

Song Juming shook his head: "You said just now that you want to break up the relationship for 10 minutes, and I'll watch over it for you. It's not time yet."

"..." Chi Nian was speechless, "I'm just joking with you, okay, let me take back my words about breaking up with you, please let me in first, I really have something to say to you .”

"No, what you say is water that is thrown out. If you have anything to say, you can stand outside the door and say it."

Chi Nian showed suspicious eyes, and wanted to look in, but was blocked by Song Juming, "You don't mean to do bad things at home, do you?"

Song Juming was startled, and after confirming that Chi Nian hadn't found anything in the living room, he said calmly, "No."

Chi Nian didn't believe it: "Are you watching that kind of movie?"

"Which?"

"It's the kind of "Jack, don't want it" kind of film."

Seeing that Chi Nian was distracted by his own success, Song Juming smiled and deliberately pretended not to understand: "What brother Jie? Jay Chou? Hasn't he released a new album yet?"

Chi Nian was at a loss for words for a moment. He also knew from Fu Jinyuan that there was a website dedicated to uploading two men doing that thing together, but because he didn't have an account, he never had the opportunity to go on it to learn from it.

"Jay Chou will release a new album soon." Chi Nian retorted, "What are you doing at home? You won't let me in."

Seeing that things were about to be exposed, Song Juming simply imitated Chi Nian's trick to Xiaopang a few days ago, and deliberately said maliciously: "Niannian, you don't want people in school to know about peeing your pants, do you?"

Seeing Song Juming's mean expression, Chi Nian's face turned red.

"Stop it! Is it okay if I don't go in?"

Song Juming glanced at the time, "Okay, your mother should be back soon. Stop making trouble, tell me quickly, what can you do with me?"

Chi Nian said without hope: "Lend me some money. Five hundred. I will return it to you after I retire."

Song Juming smiled slightly, and in front of Chi Nian, closed the door without hesitation: "Then I will lend it to you after I retire."

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