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Hello everyone, I am reporter Xiaoli. I am very honored to be able to interview Lu Hua today, that is, Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou, who are world-class in martial arts. Let us give them a round of applause.

Staff: (quietly) The first fifty questions are gone...

Reporter Xiaoli: (quietly) You know I never remember the first fifty questions...

Staff: (Nodding) Sorry, because I never remembered it before... so I lost it directly...

Reporter Xiaoli: (Heavy) Sorrow (gan) Heart (de) Disease (piao) Madness (liang), it's okay, this kind of problem is not a problem here...

1 May I have your name?

Lu: Lu Xiaofeng

Flowers: full of flowers

Li: Okay, very pleasant conversation, due to Lu Xiaofeng's strong request, skip directly to question 51...

Lu: Miss, did I speak?

Li: That's not the point...

Lu: Obviously you want to write...

Li: The third h...

Lu: (serious face) The director directly skips to question 51!I strongly request to skip to question 51, otherwise I will refuse to do the interview!

Hua: (calm face) Lu Xiaofeng, you are such a gentleman

Lu: (serious face) I bear the burden of humiliation, all for... us...

flower:……

Li: Okay, since everyone expresses their feelings happily, it’s a happy decision. Now is the interview time~ 51 Are you the attacking party or the receiving party?

Lu: (smiling) Listen to him.

Li: (calling the backstage) Come and have a look, who disguised this person, seems to have gone to the wrong shed?

Hua: Don't look for someone else, just listen to me, and he will do it himself.

Li: (suddenly awakened) Qitong, you mean...

Hua: (laughs) Some people are really jerks.

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Lu: (Contemplating) In fact, I have gotten used to it since the first time...

Hua: (Contemplating) It can only be said that he seized the opportunity

Li: (Contemplating) I seem to know who to blame...

Tang Siyu: Ah Qie~ (strange, maybe I caught a cold)

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Lu: (happy) Satisfied

Flower: (smiling)...

Li: Qitong, talk, laughing can't solve the problem, I can make decisions for you only when you talk. Hua: (smiling) Can you write it?

Li: (Contemplating, weeping and kneeling) Qitong, I'm sorry for you!

54 The location of the first H?

Lu: Wuya Temple

Flower: Wuya Temple

55 How did you feel at that time?

Lu: (painful) The thought of not being friends is so sad that there is no other feeling. Hua: (silent)...pain...

Li: (wiping away his sweat quietly) I didn't expect to feel so sad

Lu Hua: Who wrote that on purpose?

Li: (Sweat profusely) Next question

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Lu: (Contemplating) Very fragile

Flower: (questioning) Very fragile?

Lu: (gentle) I don’t know what to do, I feel that there is no one in the world who makes me feel more distressed than you, and no one makes me feel more moved than you. Hua: (blushing) Sometimes your mouth is really a cannon

Lu: (playful) Thank you Hua Qitong for your appreciation

Where is the author?

Li: (busily putting away the tissue, sobbing) It's so touching

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Lu: (Sorrowful) I was injured and kept vomiting blood

Hua: (touching Lu Xiaofeng's head) I've been worried for a long time

Lu: (If a large dog has fully healed, sticking out its tongue and exhaling)

From: (already blind)

58 times per week H?

Land: Unlimited times

Li: (confused) Huh?

Lu: unlimited time

Li: (puzzled) Oh?

Lu: Any occasion

Li: (surprised) Huh?

Hua: (calmly) He means he is endless

Li: (spraying blood and falling to the ground)

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Lu: (satiated) Actually, I am very satisfied now

Li: (surprised) Qitong, you dote on him too much, don't you?

Hua: (calmly) Let me say it again, listen to me, but in practice he does his own.

Li: (A move) Can you resist?

Lu: (glaring)

Hua: (cough cough) Actually, I resisted...

Li: Huh?

Hua: (blushing) But he is really... In some respects, I am far inferior to him...

Li: (spitting blood) It's all my fault...

Hua: (calmly) I don't blame you...do you know Gu Long...

Li: (suddenly realizes) Oh Master Gu Long, Gu Juju is the number one rotten hand in the original world...

Hua: (blushing) I understand, so...you can't blame Lu Xiaofeng for being too powerful...

Li: (spraying blood, after being stuffed with a towel backstage to stop the bleeding) Can you elaborate more...

Lu: (with a smile on his face) Girl, have you heard of Lingxi Yizhi (playing with fingers)

Li: (scared by the towel) Next question

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Lu: As long as he is comfortable

Hua: I am the only one who is comfortable?

Lu: Cough... I am also very comfortable... But... Qitong, I (tears) really...

Hua: Well...but I'm really not uncomfortable...

Li: (bleeding continuously) Qitong, how many turns do you have to turn when you speak? The pornographic content won't cause associations just because of the turns. 61 Your most sensitive place?

Lu: As long as he touches any part of my body, I am very sensitive...

Li: (probing) Did he take the initiative to touch it?

Lu: (Touching his cheek) Well, sometimes he can't help himself... (⊙o⊙) Ah!Girl, don't you wipe the blood off your face... You'll die if you go on like this...

Li: (spraying blood and waving) Go on, go on, it’s okay, I can hold on

Hua: (calmly) Don’t talk about it, it’s fine if she gets hurt

Lu: (gently) Qi Tong, you are such a good person

Li: (grinding teeth with teary eyes) Qitong, you have learned badly from Lu Xiaofeng... (wipes away tears) But, what about you...

Flower: root of ear

From: (brain supplement)

Lu: (get√)

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Lu: root of ear

Hua: Wherever you touch him, he will...

Li: (Testing) What are you going to do?

Lu: (playfully raised eyebrows)

Li: (excited) Got it

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Lu: I'm so fascinated...

Li: (probing) What does he look like...

Lu: It's both forbearing and lively...it looks very abstinent...and it's very emotional...

Li: (nodding steadily) Well, it sounds very good

Several staff members brought drips, blood transfusion...

Lu: (seriously) You can't solve the problem while transfusing blood at the same time like this Li: (serious face) It's nothing to suffer for work

Lu: (nodding solemnly)

Li: (serious face) What about you Qitong?

Hua: (serious face) I can't see it, but I can imagine it...

Li: (serious face) What does it look like?

Lu: (suddenly turned into a serious face)

Hua: (serious face) The look of an asshole...

Li: (serious face) What does a bastard look like...

Leader: Give her a raise!

Flower: (thoughts)

Lu: (stares at his face)

Hua: (blushing) He worked very hard...

Lu: (blushing badly)

Li: (serious face) The leader, I want to apply to change my salary into a blood bag, and I will find someone to send it to 64 immediately. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Lu: like

Flower: yes

Li: (curious) I won’t ask about Lu Xiaofeng, I still understand him... Qitong, can you explain in detail? The things I do make my life complete and complete.

Li: (touched) Is it because of Lu Xiaofeng?

Hua: (nods) I can be with the person I like, do happy things, live together, spend the rest of my life together, I can't think of any other life that would be better Lu: (hugging Hua, gazing) Me too...

Li: (crying) I really don't know how to interview them like this, I'm so touched...

Lu: (turning back) Actually, I was also very touched

Hua: (gently) If you are really touched, don't be endless, okay?

Lu: (Gentle) Well... (Painful)...Difficult...I can't do it...

Hua: (gently) I knew it would be like this...

Li: (has stopped crying) Don’t just cry when you give the blood bag, please keep up with the progress, I’ve already spurted blood again, please do your job well, please!

(To be continued, falling from time to time...)

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