Where did Dad go?

Chapter 81

Facing Deadpool, Loki really didn't know which language to use to describe this man who couldn't be more cheap.To be honest, Stark is a cheap mouth, but he is a rich man, a dead rich man, a so-called futurist, a scientist... He has a lot of titles, and this limits everything he comes into contact with and his thinking In the same way, his cheap mouth is teasing at best-compared with Deadpool Wayne, this is just drizzle!

And Loki...he has never admitted that he is cheap, at most he likes to mock those piously dressed beasts, this is not called being cheap, it is called telling the truth!

Besides... Loki is a prince after all, a prince!The prince will not say everything!

But Deadpool is different. He was originally a mercenary, a mutant, a mutant who died several times, and a mutant mercenary who was used for human experiments—this means that he Dare to say anything and can say anything, and there is no gatekeeper at all.

So, the man in the red tights walked into Stark's Avengers mansion grandly without a word. He is not an Avenger, but it doesn't mean he can't come in. ——that is, Wolverine—is a member of the Avengers. As for how Wolverine joined the Avengers... It seems that only Professor X, that is, Charles Xavier, knows.

Deadpool is Wayne, but he knows that Logan can't remember him at all--Logan was shot in the head and lost his memory after waking up. Naturally, he doesn't remember Wayne, his teammate who once broke through with him. Yes, but Wayne still remembers Logan, but just because Wayne is cheap doesn’t mean he likes to bring horror and disgust to old friends, so Wayne still uses the identity of a new friend to talk to Logan. Introduced myself.

After that, Wayne went to play with Iron Man's son Peter - this little guy also has superpowers!

Wayne is definitely a playful... old man, yes, he is an old man, and he is not a few years younger than Captain America's actual age!

However, that doesn't mean he can't play with kids, and Peter is cool!

"Oh my God! Are you going to take Peter to demolish the house?!" Tony raised his steel armour angrily, and slapped Deadpool, but Deadpool is a dexterous mercenary after all. He hugged Peter and started running.

Tony chased after him, yelling at the same time: "Put my son down, Wayne, you bloody bitch, put my son down!"

Then, everyone laughed together.

Only Loki, he thinks it's better to calm down... Just defeated the Chitauri, he can sleep well now... He can definitely sleep well!

Not only Loki can sleep well, in fact, almost all people on Earth can sleep soundly - because, within a month after the Chitauri were driven out, the Star Academy It was soon exposed to the public, from the enrollment to the teaching philosophy, as a whole, very harsh conditions were given.

"Everyone knows." Fury's face appeared on the TV. "The Chitauri invaded New York again, and our friends from Asgard helped us resist this invasion. Of course, there is a Vulcan Xing's friend-this friend is only 13 years old now, still a child, but he has already stood at the forefront of science.

"Let's get rid of our prejudices, let go of the barriers between planets and planets, and we - friendly, friendly planets with a common goal should form a stronger alliance, just like the United Nations. On Earth, We have countless countries, and then we know that we need to work together, we need to be responsible for this planet, we should join hands and hearts - for peace, for prosperity, for prosperity, but most basically for our survival, Inheritance of civilization.

"And between planets, then? Asgardians are friendly, Vulcans are friendly, we can band together, we can defend against the Chitauri, we - against all dangers! "

Fury's speech was really impassioned, especially when paired with his bald, one-eyed face, it was perfect.

At the same time, precisely because of the issue of the Chitauri’s second invasion, the heads of state also met again to draw up a large-scale interstellar alliance agreement. In this, there are no national boundaries and races, and there are only real world unity .

Of course, world unity is not everyone's intention - you know, Coulson has been eyeing Captain America all the time!

In fact, S.H.I.E.L.D. is after all superheroes - they better all learn how to do things in space!Then, they can go to protect the universe!

"You are definitely joking." The Vulcan, Spock, looked at the S.H.I.E.L.D. in front of him with an incomprehensible expression, "Since your actions are completely illogical, I can only assume that this is Earth It was a joke."

"What's illogical?" Coulson's eyes widened, looking at Spock with his naturally dumbfounded expression.

"Please! How much do you know about the races of the universe?" Loki of course turned to his son-in-law, "Vulcans, that is, a branch of the elves you call, their bone density is at least three times that of your humans, and Their strength, the strength of an adult Vulcan can reach 4.5 times or more that of an adult male on Earth, and their speed and jumping ability, do you think... do they need your super soldiers? And Asgardians , and Frost Giants—I also know a race that looks like stone, and they are no different from the Hulk, the only difference is that they are stupid!"

Every time Loki said something, Thor kept nodding.

Loki continued: "There is also the so-called technology-your technology is actually no different from our magic, how many races on the planet have eliminated your system long ago, you know? The only difference is-- Qu Speed, because apart from Asgard, no other race dares to touch the Rainbow Bridge——now, warp speed is also brought to you by me, ants!"

"Brother, don't do this!" Thor quickly grabbed Loki's hand, "It's impolite."

"Fuck you!" Loki shook him off, "Since when are you going to blame me, Thor, shut up!"

Thor shook his head, and smiled apologetically at Fury and the others: "He...I mean his mood..."

"I'm in a good mood!" Loki raised his chin. "Compared to the development of civilization, this place is a gathering place for ants, but I, who is kind, have always been tolerant and kind, haven't I? As a god, I will guide How do you get into a real civilization—it's better than you play games with useless weapons!"

Facing a so-called god dressed like a medieval civilization "ancient country", and this god keeps saying that he wants to teach you a higher civilization... This is simply... Can't be more thunderous.

Tony was about to laugh under the table.

But Loki didn't care: "Among you, Tony and Bruce can still learn, others can hardly master it, but it doesn't matter," he shrugged and put his hands on his knees, "I'll help you— Although you are ants, I like ants!"

Please!

Even Fu Rui didn't know how to complain about this evil god-so be it!Let him toss like this!Anyway, he is just talking about being brave, but in fact he still wants to help the earth!

Thor looked at Coulson and Fury giggling inexplicably—these two giggled at first, and then there was a cracking sound in their throats, it was so weird—in the end, he could only give up Looking into the personal problems of Director SHIELD, maybe they just have a throat problem.

But he still couldn't let Loki go on like this: "Loki, they're friends, I thought they were your friends too..."

"None of your business, Thor," Loki snorted, and turned to study the Stark-pad in his hand. The games on it were fun, and he liked them.

Thor touched the ashes of his nose again, but still persevered.

Of course, Loki will never let him get what he wants. For Loki, Thor will never forgive easily, although in his heart he has no energy to continue hating anymore-although Thor has brought him months of regret Pain, but it also brought him Jim, and his little Frigga...these two children are his heart's desire, and he can't have them without Thor...It's too difficult to choose.

People on Earth say that a family is incomplete without parents.

Although Jim didn't say it himself, Loki also knew that Jim was really focused on finding his "father".

But... It is absolutely impossible for him to really make Thor feel that he has been forgiven-Thor, this guy is just like old Odin, he kicked his nose and face, and didn't run away!

So, Loki still looks at Thor coldly, making Thor feel like he is in the frozen forest of Jotunheim.

Soon, the frozen forest surrounding Thor thawed a little—it was already six months later, and the Star Academy started enrolling students. On a global scale, as long as the IQ, EQ, and physical examination passed, almost all of them could enter the Star Academy Of course, there are various tests, but these tests are also included in IQ, EQ, and physical examinations, such as personality tests, such as knowledge reserves, and so on.

And when the test began, Loki's attitude towards Thor began to change significantly-at least, Loki, who had to eat pudding every day, finally decided to push the pudding he couldn't eat to Thor, and the hug of little Friga It also increased significantly.

Thor was moved to tears.

"If you cry now, I'll beat you!" Little Frigga kicked her short legs, "You're the God of Thor, my dear dad, you'd better take out your hammer now and let's fly around !I want to see interesting places, can you take me to compete with the roller coaster?"

"Of course! Her Royal Highness!" Thor nodded, picked up little Frigga and flew to Disneyland.

It's... so shameless!

Loki glared at the father and daughter who had turned into little black dots, angrily typed the incident into his Stark-pad and hit send.

Soon, the other party responded to him: "There is no need to be angry because of this, little Fu Lijia will not be in danger, father."

"And you?" Loki raised his eyebrows and continued typing.

"What's wrong with me?"

"When will you go home—don't tell me that you went straight to the Star Academy to find your little lover as soon as you came out of Heim, the underworld!" Loki was about to crush his Pad, "You don't need me to remind you No, you are not yet 14 years old!"

"God my father! What do you mean!"

"I mean, Jim, even if you turn 14, Omega sexual characteristics appear, and you start to look pink and beautiful and sweet and delicious, but you are still not sexually mature-don't forget, you have a quarter Three's Aesir blood, which means that you have to wait until you are six hundred years old to enjoy real Omega sex-love!"

So, Jim on the Pad side went crazy.

He can't help but be crazy!

Poor little Jim frantically messaged his dad: "Really?"

"Are you serious?"

"You didn't play with me?!"

"What about Spock?!"

"Damn it, I saw the physical characteristics of Vulcans, they will erupt! What should I do when he enters estrus?!"

"do not do that……"

"I'm about to cry..."

Loki smiled smugly: "So, you need professional guidance."

Jimboy, the liaison across from Pad, was silent.He was silent for about 5 minutes, and finally, he sent another message: "Actually, you are going to trick me back to play with you, father?"

"No no no, I'm your father, how could I lie to you?" Loki replied skillfully, "I'm telling you the truth, and...do you think it's interesting over there? Also, you Did you see Spock?"