Where did Dad go?

Chapter 78

Actually Jim doesn't want to have kids at all, he was raised on Earth after all, and even if he's connected to Spock it's still friendship that wins out, so... having kids with Spock? ! OMG!Is this something that his 12-year-old head can think about?

Do not!

Jim naturally chose to skip thinking about it.

He refuses to think about it, he needs to study hard and then go out to play in the future - yes, any behavior that keeps a child studying in Heim, the underworld, is immoral, especially he is still a person who seems to have such a problem. A tiny bit of an ADHD kid.

Now he's going to be suffocated to death, okay?

If he leaves here quickly, he will choose to play on Earth—he will have a good time playing for several days!Even ten days or even years!

Jim expresses his wish to Loki, but Loki does not agree, because if he returns to Earth, he will definitely be sent to the Interstellar Academy run by S.H.I.E.L.D.

In fact, this academy has just been opened, and its purpose is very simple, it is to develop space projects - and it has also united countless countries, including the latest warp speed subject studied by Stark, which makes human beings go Space exploration is no longer a dream.

Jim shrugged, more interested.

Come to think of it, going to space, that would be pretty cool.

"If it's possible to go to space, Father, I'm going to get a spaceship to play with, what do you think?" Jim said, trying to hide his glowing eyes.He really wants to go to space to see - his father is an Asgardian. To put it bluntly, for people on earth, their family is all aliens, so he has even more reason to go to space. Outer space adventures, no?What's more... You know, as an alien, he doesn't need air so much, and his physical strength is much stronger than that of people on earth, and he can also use cool magic - he has been in the sea of ​​the underworld for so long. This is what Muri learned!

So, he fried chicken and wanted to go on a space adventure!

Although on earth, there are still many things he hasn't played.

But to put it bluntly, is it more fun than his magic?

Jim grinned, his teeth gleaming silver.

That's right, a bright light.

Jim almost kisses his father through the screen: "What about…Spock? Is he still in school?"

"Unfortunately, baby, he is also going to the Star Academy now. He finished the courses of the SHIELD Academy of Sciences prematurely, and now he is helping to build the Star Academy, but you can rest assured that when you come over, I guess he will still be there. Not going away." Loki explained to him, "And, you know, it's really up to you to go to space."

Jim nodded happily.

The conversation between father and son ended briefly like this, and Jim's happiness continued until his aunt Hela returned.Although Hela is a lady, she is neither an Alpha nor an Omega nor a Beta, because the time of her birth is the time of her death, and her body has not yet fully developed, so the queen of the underworld who lost her lower body is actually useless. Attributes don't count as having a real gender either, which makes her affection for children almost beyond words.

Jim is the first child she has.

For Hela, she will do everything he needs for him, but only if he has to learn his lessons well.

"You have passed the magic test this time, but the physical fitness test is still a little bit worse." Hela is really ruthless in her studies, "Don't you want to say that you haven't studied hard these few days? Take gymnastics lessons? Or do you have your stupid dad's hammer to throw back and forth?"

Jim shook his head.He was really afraid of killing his terrible aunt.

"His weapon is half of his attack power, but you don't have that." Hela patted his head regretfully, "Although I would like to give you one, but, Jim, you have to fight for it yourself ——Every king of Asgard needs his own weapon, Odin's is his gun, your stupid father's is the hammer, and you... I really don't know what you should use, but, You have to know that if your magic and physical skills are not good enough, your weapon will control you instead of you controlling it."

Jim nodded, he was very afraid of this statement, he didn't want to be a controlled person.

"That's good, you'd better hurry up and increase your attack power now, immediately!" Hela pushed him, turned and returned to her throne.

In fact, when underage, no king will have his own real weapon, and Jim, even though he seems to be 12 years old, but by Asgard's algorithm, he is still a baby-no matter what Is it the Aesir Protoss or the Vanir Protoss or the Frost Giants, any of these aliens related to the Protoss—these so-called gods, they would rather grow up early than become a burden on their own group before they are minors, but once they grow up enough Big, they have to slow down - very slowly, so that they can match their life characteristics, that long 5000-year lifespan.

So although Jim is 12 now, soon he will be, 20, 25... Unfortunately, this is not an adult, he can't have his own weapons, and he can't have a real X life, even if he has an X life. Can't have kids - until they're about 13 years old using age ratios - which means Jim won't be considered fertile until he's 650 years old, and before that, he was just that little kid , including his estrus, are just... empty shells.

What a tragedy.

But Hela is not an ordinary person, at least not an ordinary goddess, so, with a very strong joy in her heart, she slowly recorded this question in her notes, and finally ended with a magical topic: "I really do Doubtful that the Vulcan named Spock would survive his special rut...Given that Jim actually matures later than him, oh, what a moral proposition, I'm looking forward to Vulcan logic."

When she was done, she tucked it away and used her professional eye to judge Jim's workouts.

Here Jim is getting all sorts of training, and on the other side, on Earth, poor Spock is going through a horrible experience of being chased - he's a bit older than Jim, actually, he's just turned 13, and in the U.S. , it's not right for a 13-year-old boy to not have a girlfriend, especially...he's a good-looking boy, at least by earthling standards, and he's a good-looking boy, and he's an alien, so much Every girl is proud to have him.

This is illogical!

"It's absolutely illogical!" Spock walked quickly through the corridors of the school. Although he would help to build the Star Academy and also studied at the Aegis Academy of Sciences, Sarek asked him to go to an ordinary human school to experience life, which is not appropriate Logic—it’s not efficient at all, and it doesn’t conform to the law of development of things. He doesn’t like these places, and he doesn’t like these teachers who teach what he calls knowledge. They are so ignorant!

Vulcans don't like ignorant people who pretend to know everything.

He didn't like humans or any other species - very much!

But what about Spock?In a year, he spends nearly two months integrating into human society and learning social etiquette, which is simply too terrifying!

This is one of the scariest things ever - given that Vulcans are not supposed to have the emotion of "fear", he believes that this is definitely his physical disadvantage, because he is a mixed race, and the consequences of being mixed cause him to be afraid. He was very dissatisfied with this matter, but unfortunately, he couldn't show his emotions too much. In fact, even dissatisfaction was illogical.

But since the whole thing was illogical, he couldn't think normally.

"That's wrong," Spock said to Peter.

It's lunch break, Peter pulls him to sit on a campus bench for lunch, and the two of them basically get together to talk about Jim - he's been away from them for over three years, which is definitely a long time for a kid period.

"I don't think that's right either." Peter nodded, understanding what Spock said, "Me too, you see, I'm graduating from the Academy of Sciences soon, but, what I didn't expect is that I have to be here every year too For a few months - Steve said it would help to settle into normal society, he didn't want me to be like Tony."

"It's logical." Spock commented, "Mr. Tony Stark's behavior is very illogical, but his scientific research results, his intelligence, is a model of a high degree of superhumanity, which makes him incompatible with other people. , so it is the correct reasoning trend for him to break away from the social category of normal human society. And you, cannot reach his height, so you need more social relationships to create a suitable balance point. "

"Whoa! I didn't know Vulcans would complain!" Peter yelled, glaring at Spock with his big eyes, "You're talking about me!?"

"Please clarify." Spock didn't understand what he meant by complaining.

"You mean to say that I'm stupid, and you still use your Vulcan logic. I said, Spock, can you stop doing this? Among normal people, I'm still relatively smart, okay! I didn't think To be a genius—that stuff is so hard to make fried chicken! Damn it! You call me stupid, it hurts my pride!" Peter clutched his chest, accusing Spock of his words and deeds, "Please, if you continue like this, Your father's ideas are going to be disillusioned, your poor future is spent in Jim's domestic violence, understand!?"

Spock shook his head as a matter of course: "Please be specific about the term 'domestic violence.' Also, Vulcans have never been disillusioned, so the word disillusioned is not accurate, so can I assume that Jim, if he came back, would Express dissatisfaction with my behavior? Please show me clearly, where will cause his dissatisfaction?"

"That's why you can't find a Vulcan when you're looking for a husband, that's what it is!" Peter yelled and laughed, "I have to record your stupid look and show it to the whole school, so those people are ugly, right? That stupid woman won't pester you anymore!"

"Please explain the reason." Vulcans are really one of the races that are easy to learn.

"Look, you're Jim's hookup partner, right? Jim's my brother, right? So if you're attracted to those other shameless girl videos, won't my brother be sad? So, I I'm helping Jim! Get it?" Peter put on the best look I've ever seen, "And, if you really dare to get involved with those girls, I'm telling you, Loki won't stand for you either , think about the world - oh no, Star Wars! Boy, the future of only Jim and one wife is beckoning to you!"

Then, Peter was lucky enough to see Spock's face turn green.

Spock half bowed his head and said, "Vulcans are loyal to their mates, so Jim won't have any crisis, but after you reminded me I have such concerns."

As he spoke, he became dazed, his dazed eyes straightened, as if... he had turned into a Vulcan doll.

"What's the matter!" Peter stood up and jumped, "How can I bring home such a guy who is at least three times heavier than me?" Of course he remembered that he couldn't show off his superpowers!