Where did Dad go?

Chapter 26

None of the people Steve has met in his life has been more mean than Tony Cheeky Stark, no one has been more meaner than him!

However, he and Tony are friends...very good friends...or in other words, apart from the relationship of teammates, they are also very good friends, there is nothing wrong with that...absolutely nothing wrong, but Tony's mouth is really It will bring the friendship between them to an end!

please!Who will beat Captain America?

Especially... this sentence was actually said by Tony Stark, it's simply... Steve looked at Tony with the most fierce eyes in his life, stared at Tony - you know, that sentence of Tony It's almost going to overturn Steve's past!Come on, Steve Rogers is a good straight boy, of course he was a good boy when he was a kid, but he's always been a good straight guy, no one is going to force him, and... this kind of thing comes from Tony's When I said it out of my mouth, why... I felt awkward!

Don't forget, Steve's best friend is Bucky - his best friend, childhood friend, and his other best friend is Tony's dad, Howard!

So... Steve rubbed his forehead, feeling not only offended, but also... well, it's really hard to describe the feeling!Come on Tony he knows Howard is his good friend too!

"Okay, good captain, you've been entangled for so long because of a word from the cheap star!" Loki brought a plate of small cakes, "What do you think? Still haven't broken through yourself? It's hard to accept? Please, it's all In what age, having an affair with your best friend is not such a terrible thing."

"And you did that to Thor?"

"That's different!" Loki's voice suddenly became sharp, "Of course it's different! How could it be the same?!" He stood up anxiously and walked around on the ground twice, then turned around and stared at Steve. , "Look, I'm an Omega, an Omega that can have children in Asgard's concept-tell yourself, Captain, will you have sex with a girl when she is in danger?"

"Uh..." Steve's face turned red.

"Even if it's a playboy like Tony, he wouldn't go casually with the cover girl of "Playboy" magazine without wearing a condom, do you understand?" Loki sneered, "Besides, he is still because of Jane Foo That's what Sturt did...it's rare logic to turn anger into lust, isn't it?"

Steve let out a "huh".Although he doesn't agree with Thor's previous actions, but to be honest, Thor holding Loki's fake corpse and crying is really touching...It is indeed too touching, that kind of feeling can't be faked, so, He does want to persuade Loki not to keep torturing Thor like this.

"And... I think if Loki didn't die, Captain, what would he do? Maybe crazier than before..." Loki smiled and poured himself a cup of milk tea, "My life is good now, not so What a worth worrying about, wouldn't it be better? Maybe 100 years from now, I'll change my identity and watch Jim get married and have children... or get married? Oh, I'm actually starting to think so far!"

Steve laughed along with him.

"So, you have to promise that you won't tell Thor any of this." Loki looked at Steve seriously.

Steve had to agree.

Although he sympathizes with Thor, Thor is a chauvinistic extremist after all, and Steve doesn't agree with this.

If Thor could reflect deeply on his own mistakes, maybe Steve might be willing to tell him Loki's secret, but... Obviously, Thor didn't realize his mistake, he was just sad because of Loki's death.But, Loki was right... what if Loki didn't appear to Thor in a dead body?

Loki checked the time and decided to pick Jim up first.

He didn't know what happened to Peter's parents, little Peter had been placed in their house for a week, and yesterday he even received a call from Peter's parents, they even signed up for a camp for the two children, which made Loki He was a little caught off guard, so he decided to ask for their opinions when he picked up the children today - camping requires a family with at least one adult, and Peter's adults obviously don't plan to come.

Steve is indeed the best person to take care of the children.If it's Steve, Loki can basically follow the past with confidence and just indulge in his work all the time.

However, when Loki's car drove Steve to the school, a shiny modified Lamborghini was parked at the school gate.

"Wow, it looks like your... X-partner hypothetical father Tony Stark is here too." Loki turned around and whistled to Steve.

"Okay, it's just... you two are exactly the same bitches." Steve blushed and opened the car door and walked out.

"Hey! Captain! Wow, good captain! Don't be like this!" Tony walked over with a rascal look on his face, "Be a magnanimous person!"

"Hmph." Steve didn't even intend to look at him, "What are you doing here?"

"Hey! This is the school I just bought!" Tony rolled his eyes at him, "Please, it's rare for Thor to go back to Asgard, can we stop the war? You're not a teenager anymore, old popsicle, magnanimous Some, that's just a hypothesis!"

Of course Steve knew that was an assumption.

But that assumption...it's so wrong!

Looking at Tony's big watery eyes blinking and blinking, Steve felt that in this situation, he should do something to let this talented Stark know that he, Steve Rogers, is not something to be ridiculed casually!Before he could do anything, however, Loki had picked up two children from the school.

"Steve! Tony!" Jim and Peter ran up to the two of them, "Hey! Are you going camping together?"

"Yes……"

"Of course!" Tony interrupted Steve. "We went camping together, what a wonderful experience, of course—I mean, of course, boys, shall we go to the beach?"

"Yes, there is a seaside villa, as well as a beach and a small island. Let's go camping on the island, and then go back to the villa and eat the fish we caught!" Jim said loudly, he was already brought by the news The joy temporarily masks the uneasiness of Spock not being around—yes, he hasn't seen Spock lately, and when he doesn't see Spock, he feels uneasy.

But Jim didn't dare tell his father this, because his father would definitely scold him, especially not allowing him to continue playing with Spock.

Loki saw that Jim's mood suddenly seemed to be depressed, and hurried over to take the milk tea in his hand and handed it to him: "Then let's go back first, and go camping tomorrow, I promise this camping will be wonderful."

With Loki's assurance, the two boys became even more convinced.

Back home, Jim threw away his schoolbag, and took Peter to pack his luggage for camping—Peter didn't know why his parents threw all his things into Loki's house, but fortunately, Loki's house was so big Well, so he doesn't have to mess things up.

The two boys were not slow to pack their things, and for Tony's things, Jarvis could be dealt with directly. As for Steve's things... Obviously, Jarvis helped. Once Loki cursed them both, he went upstairs to pack.He had a lot of things to take with him, so he could only throw them all into his purse—yes, luggage is just a show.

After tidying up his luggage using magic, what Loki saw when he went downstairs was a scene that almost blinded people's eyes——Steve actually pressed on top of Tony, and the two of them got their noses close to the ground... One centimeter forward, the two of them will meet the most!

"Wow!" Tony caught sight of Loki out of the corner of his eye, which made him push Steve away without knowing where the strength came from, and Steve was embarrassed and ashamed—he actually had more embarrassment than embarrassment. be ashamed?

"Should I be the one who shouted 'ahhh'?" Loki snorted coldly, "So, all your taunts are just to get Captain Sweetheart to give you a kiss?"

"Who told you that?!" Tony yelped. "I'm not that horny! I'm a decent, good man, a great philanthropist, a futurist, a genius—I wouldn't do it for a kiss." Just ridicule who, it's not ridicule at all, I'm narrating seriously, narrating, do you understand that?"

Loki shrugged: "Yes, I understand, but what I don't understand is..." He pointed to the legs of the two who were not completely separated, "Aren't you hungry? I'm not blind, please ! The two of you are going to kiss soon, okay?"

"It's just that I fell..." Steve finally spoke at this time, he explained the relevant content, but such an explanation is better than no explanation - you must know that he is a big guy with four times the super power, and The balance ability is also four times, how could it be possible to fall casually?

"Yeah, I fell...just on top of Tony..." Loki smiled, leaned closer to Steve, and whispered in his ear, "Why don't you choose a new breakthrough method? Break through your Relationship... Let me say Captain, don't you think that your current relationship... is actually quite difficult to define? Besides... who brought up X topic first?"

There's really nothing wrong with Loki being a viper.

Not just vipers, he's too perceptive... Steve really wants to wax himself - can Loki be a little less perceptive, please?

"Good captain, think about it, it's really a good opportunity to go camping-and, do you think he doesn't love you?"

Loki's words made Steve's blue eyes light up suddenly.

"You should really see how close we are now... and then, how much jealousy shines in his eyes."