[System] Good man card haunts

"Tsk tsk tsk, if you laugh again, you will turn into a flower!" Ouyang Liu squinted his eyes at Ouyang Yu who was opposite, "Damn boy, tell me, is there something you are hiding from me?"

Ouyang Yu suddenly came back to his senses and was stunned, "Ah? What? Sister, don't be suspicious, okay!"

Thinking of the manager Bingshan going back and forth in front of me several times when I got off work, I was so scared that Sister Wang and the others didn't dare to go off work, thinking that the manager had a kidney problem and could urinate frequently and urgently. He was thrown into the manager's office by the seniors who didn't want to work overtime. At that time, Lin Zimo saw his eyes light up when he came in, with an expression that wanted to remind himself not to forget the appointment tomorrow night, but it was hard to speak, it really made people want to cover their stomachs and roll with laughter.

Thinking about it this way, Ouyang Yu really laughed out loud, which made Ouyang Liu's hairs on the opposite side stand up.

"Gudong!" Ouyang Liu swallowed exaggeratedly, narrowed her beautiful eyes on the end of her eyes, and slammed the table with a "boom", "Ouyang Yu, report the recent developments, confess and strictly resist Beat down!"

Ouyang Yu was so frightened that his chopsticks shook helplessly, "Sister, it's nothing, please forgive me!"

"Impossible, all my delicate intuitions that belong to women tell me that there must be something wrong with you! All my calm thoughts that belong to men, er, women also tell me that there must be something wrong with you!" After eating the cauliflower, he began to look for evidence vaguely, "Look at you, your cooking skills have increased sharply recently, your interests have changed, and your whole temperament has changed a lot!"

As he spoke, he poked his younger brother's face, and lamented with his forehead, "This skin is so tight, you won't go to Korea secretly to use a knife, will you?" Startled, he hurried over and began to pinch his younger brother's facial features. There was no crooked jaw and no foreign body sensation, and he never touched a knife!

Bringing the egg drop soup to my sister to drink, Ouyang Yu slapped off the claws that were pinched on his face, "What are you thinking about all day? By the way, I won't be back for dinner tomorrow night!"

Swallow what's in your mouth, any table manners in front of your younger brother are just a cloud, Ouyang Liu widened his eyes, "No way! Even if you learn badly, you can't start from staying out at night!"

After finishing speaking, he clapped his hands uneasily, "No, no, the people outside are in a mess. What if someone drugged you to stun you and you secretly took your kidney? What if you were sold to Thailand as a ladyboy because of your good looks? What if a woman stuns you and takes the opportunity to take away your innocence?"

The more he talked, the more anxious he became, Ouyang Liu frowned and shook his head, "How can I explain to my parents if you have any accidents!"

Ouyang Yu laid his body on the table speechlessly, and it took him a long time to organize his words, "My lord queen, I am twenty, not two years old, and I will not eat what strangers give me at will, and I will clean myself up and not go to anything!"

As soon as Ouyang Liu put the chopsticks down, Liu Hai clipped them all with clips, very seriously, "How can it be, you have been living in school all the time, how do you know the dark side of this society! A young boy like you, maybe It was eaten by others without even a single bone left!"

Ouyang Yu put the bowls and chopsticks back into her sister's hands, "Sister, first of all, we were born on the same day in the same year, and I didn't grow up in a glass bottle, so you're just a few minutes older than me, so don't nag me like your mother, okay?" "

Poured another glass of water for Ouyang Liu, and Ouyang Yu lifted up his home clothes and made an exaggerated pose of a bodybuilder, "Your brother has won the first place in sports for several years, is he very strong? Besides, I'm just going to a friend's house tomorrow It's not gone forever for dinner!"

Ouyang Liu touched his chin, "If the friend is a boy, will it involve the plot of turning against the female brother, getting you drunk with wine and then 'clicking'? If the friend is a girl, will it involve the girl getting you drunk on purpose and then going to bed?" You, let you be responsible for the child who is not your child?"

Ouyang Yu picked up a chicken leg for his sister, and finally found the key to the problem, "Sister, you didn't recite vocabulary or read books at home today, did you? How many legal programs and Conan have you watched?"

Ouyang Liu, who was mentioned, curled her lips, "How do you know? I didn't want to watch TV today, but when I turned it on, tsk tsk, the murder case is about to be solved, so I just watched it all day!"

"Sister, you should ask your best friend to study with you tomorrow. I'm afraid that if you continue like this at home, you will become a paranoid person!" Ouyang Yu ate the last bite of rice and ran away before his sister got mad.

"Boy, you're the one who's been victimized by a paranoiac! I'm older than you, do you know that I'm still a big sister even for 3 minutes!" Ouyang Liu looked at Ouyang Yu who slipped away and took a few mouthfuls of rice angrily. The cauliflower and tofu that I loved in the two dishes were all gone, and I slapped the table angrily, "You bastard, who told you to eat all the cauliflower and tofu! I'm trying to lose weight! Don't eat chicken legs!!!"

Aojiao Jun, who was staying in the room, looked at Ouyang Yu who was secretly smiling, a little confused, "Ouyang, is your sister angry?!"

Ouyang Yu put down the notebook in his hand, and shook his head, "No, my sister is like this, she is only a womanizer in front of me, and she is a goddess in front of others! She will be fine after shouting outside for a while!"

Sitting on Ouyang Yu's bed, Tsundere Jun swayed his legs, and when he thought of his younger brother, he rarely rolled his eyes with a smile, "My younger brother, Kuaiqiao, is also very cute, but he is a bit dull!"

After chatting for a while, Mr. Tsundere went back, Ouyang Yu saw the dining table was cleared, and posted a note: Ai's family is angry, you little bastard dare to run away!I will give you a piece of noodles, and you can end it yourself! oOuyang Yu took out the wheat flour and pineapple that he bought specially, and slowly made peach blossom cake in the kitchen. After sifting the flour, put it in a basin, put dry yeast, baking powder and mix well, and wrap it with sugar, lard and water Keep the dough aside.

When he drew out his knife and was about to dice the pineapple, Ouyang Yu somehow suddenly thought of the swordsmanship he had become famous for when he was the Lord of Ouyang City. 'It's fast and ruthless, but it's still okay to chop a pineapple with a family knife.

With his eyes following the blade, Ouyang Yu recalled in his heart the unique way of swordsmanship of Ouyang City Lord that was almost carved into his bones. He flicked his wrist lightly, and saw evenly sized diced pineapples neatly placed on the plate.

Ouyang Yu recalled the action just now, and it was a bit funny. He didn’t have the thick inner strength of a city lord, so he couldn’t display the true speed that he wanted in the way of swordsmanship, but it was really easy for him to cut a pineapple beautifully. The machine pressed the dough into dough sheets, and he simply thought about the kung fu of practicing swords in the kitchen. Ouyang Yu finally came up with a good finished product - pineapple peach cake.

The pastry that has been steamed is delicate and small with a faint aroma, and it tastes like the unique fruity aroma of pineapple.

Habitually left a copy for Lin Zimo, Ouyang Yu took a copy and knocked on his sister's door.

"Ah, ah? I'm taking a shower, what's the matter?" A vague voice came from inside, and Ouyang Yu pasted the written note of "Little Man Knows Its Mistakes" on the sister's door, and shouted, "I will remember to get it later. thing!"

Of course Ouyang Yu, who left, didn't know that the elder sister across the door was full of tears, and her always confident and strong expression became so fragile and helpless. On the computer screen was a very beautiful and clear photo. On it was a pair of men and women kissing. Look, the man is Dudi.

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"Hello everyone, I'm the new special assistant Ye Xing'er, please take care of me when we meet for the first time!" A young girl with an oval face and almond eyes smiled cutely. The light makeup on her face made her facial features more delicate, and the light eye shadow made her eyes a little attractive , it's just that the fashionable business attire dilutes the charm in the corners of his eyes, making him look a bit neat.

As soon as Ouyang Yu came here in the morning, he encountered such a thing. He looked up at the door sign to prove that he was not in the wrong office. He smiled politely, bypassed the girl who was introducing himself, and started preparing for a new day.Anyway, it's not Zimo's special assistant, so why should I care about other people's reactions? Ye Xing'er walked up to Ouyang Yu and said softly, "You are Ouyang's special assistant! I'm the new special assistant. , I have always heard that you are very capable, so if there is anything you don’t understand, please give me your advice.”

The corners of Ouyang Yu's eyes twitched slightly, when did he offend this woman?When you meet and trip yourself up, saying that you are very capable, is it airless to be so many seniors who are left behind by you?It's so hateful to pull a hand!

Ouyang Yu pretended to be puzzled, pointed to his nose, and shook his head, "Hello, you have found the wrong person, and I am also a newcomer! The seniors in the office are very good, and I am learning from everyone, let's work hard together!"

This young girl named Ye Xing'er seemed very innocent to speak so recklessly, but unfortunately, Ouyang Yu was not very old, so in the eyes of the seniors in the office, this contest was just two young boys. Just say hello to each other.

Everyone also saw Ye Xing'er holding the special approval from Lin's headquarters. With the tip of her hair, she knew that this paratrooper must have some background. At such a young age, it may be that the children of the group's senior management came down to experience life!

Under Lin Zimo, everyone's workplace competition is much more benign, and everyone cherishes such a job opportunity that can strike a good balance between real life and ideal struggle, so people with such special backgrounds should not be messed with better.

Ye Xing'er saw that none of the people who were going to work soon came to pay attention to her. She squinted her eyes slightly, bit her pink lips, and said softly to the nearest brother Li, "Brother Li? Want to ask me?" Where is your desk?"

Brother Li, who was called, ignored the beauty's sneaky glances, and pointed to a dusty table in the corner, "Xiao Yu's special assistant's table is in use, that's the only table left!" After finishing speaking, he continued to work with his head bowed.For Li Ge, a technical geek who relies on technology to make a living, the mature sister Yu is really stunning. This kind of cute girl who is weak and easy to push down is the most annoying!

Ye Xing'er, who had no choice but to respond first, saw Ouyang Yu's desk that was closest to the manager's office and had the best lighting position, picked out her finely trimmed eyebrows, and had an idea.

But the reality is cold, before Ye Xing'er implemented her plan, she was startled by a cold male voice, "Who is it? Get in the way!"

Ye Xing'er saw it, and immediately became happy, "Brother Zimo, it's me! I'm Little Xing'er from the Ye family, and I'm your new special assistant!"

"I only have one special assistant, Ouyang, please let me go!" Lin Zimo just walked away without even looking at him extraneously.

The author has something to say: When I read the comments at night, I saw a message from a pro who wants to work hard and leave first!With a sore nose, she may not be able to see the words here, but I still hope that she will work hard, and hope that everyone can realize their dreams. There is one thing that is not stupid. I have a small notebook, and remember everyone who accompanied me all the way down The name of my dear starts from the fox who left the first message, there are tuantuan, box, Yuansui, Su Luoyunni who is bad with many people in eight bowls ~ of course, there is also about to play me haya!The stupid author is so sad today, so shy