The good pregnancy of marrying a man and a wife

Cheng Yishan always likes to dress himself up as a beautiful girl, but participating in a dream wedding and being the heroine is something that he can't even dream of.Mainly... don't you think it's funny?

Of the three dresses I saw on a one-way trip, none of the wedding dresses were off-the-shoulder. The wedding dresses were all halterneck styles with a big tail, a large ball of lace, even the neck and shoulder bag, but the back was naked. back.

Cheng Yishan reached behind his back and touched the exposed shoulder blades. He really didn't understand where the originality of the design was.But when he thought that he was just a prop, he immediately felt relieved, silently took the bouquet and waited to go out.From the beginning to the end, I was in a very subtle sense of embarrassment, but the four bridesmaids around me were particularly excited.Cheng Yishan didn't dare to speak, for fear of revealing his secrets.

"Daddy" and "Brother" accompanied him to the scene, and there was a strange silence in the car. Cheng Yishan felt that the makeup artist put on him too much makeup from the time of makeup just now, and he felt that the false eyelashes were about to poke his eyeballs It's inside.I couldn't help it, turned my head and blinked and asked Cheng Zhongming: "Do you think my eyelashes are stuck in my eyes?"

Cheng Zhongming subconsciously leaned to the side, and took a careful look at the words: "Which one is the false eyelash?"

Cheng Yishan: "...I rely on it." It is better to rely on yourself than relying on the sky and the earth. Cheng Yishan opened the window and looked at the mirror with his head sideways. Cheng Zhongming was afraid that his veil would be blown away, so he held it carefully.

The wedding scene is very dreamy and beautiful.At first glance, it was obvious that it was made by a famous wedding designer. Zhao Dandan kept talking to his ears all day long. Cheng Yishan knew the characteristics of this designer at a glance.

Cheng Yishan took Cheng Zhong's arm and walked onto the carpet, feeling the old man's whole body stiff, Cheng Yishan, who was not very nervous at first, wanted to go to the bathroom a little...

Ahhh, the eyelashes are going to be inserted into the eyeballs! !

Cheng Yishan blinked unconsciously, wanting to relieve the uncomfortable feeling on his eyelids, Cheng Zhong took Cheng Yishan's lace-gloved hand and put it in Liang Songyang's arms, and said: "I... Yi, I will entrust it to you later. Here you go."

Cheng Yishan quickly smiled at the groom.

Liang Songyang looked at the "bride" and kept blinking at himself, thinking that she had finally recognized him now, and felt how this woman stayed like this, so he couldn't help laughing, and said in a low voice: "You only recognize me now ?”

"...Mmm." Cheng Yishan froze for a moment, then quickly smiled at the groom again.

Hello Cheng Zhong!The groom who agreed not to like arranged marriages! !

The whole journey went smoothly, but when I was wearing the ring, it got stuck and I almost didn't put it on.After finally putting it on, Cheng Yishan breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly heard the pastor ask: "So, what do you want to say to your life partner?"

Cheng Yishan saw Liang Songyang waiting expectantly, and suddenly felt that Cheng Zhongming was really unreliable at all.

Seeing that the "bride" didn't respond, Liang Songyang thought she was waiting for him to come first, so he took out his mobile phone and looked at it and said, "Yiyi, since I met you, I have found the true meaning of life..."

At this time, Cheng Yishan accurately saw Liang Songyang's best man laughing.

Poor Cheng Yishan didn't see the manuscript at all, so when he had to perform on the spot, he suddenly thought of his girlfriend, collected his thoughts, and said slowly: "Although I am weak, I can't bear much responsibility on my shoulders, (even when I saw a cockroach I don’t dare to shoot, I’m afraid of the dark when there’s a power outage, and it’s hard for a ninety-pound girl like you to carry it on your back), but I will do my best to support you, protect you, and prevent you from being hurt in the slightest.”

Liang Songyang froze for a moment.

Then came the routine process, Cheng Yishan changed into a short skirt (half neck style) and came out, met Liang Songyang's relatives and friends, and when his face stiffened from laughing, he was summoned to see his mother-in-law.Seeing the lady in her early forties looking him up and down kindly, smiling and nodding all the time, Cheng Yishan felt as if he had met his own mother, and he was very envious of Liang Songyang having such a mother.How great would it be if my mother could accept that she just likes to wear women's clothes and there is no problem with her soul?

Cheng Yishan only drank three glasses of wine from the beginning to the end. When he was cutting the cake, he smelled the strong smell of alcohol on Liang Songyang's body, and felt that the matter was half done.

At night, Liang Songyang looked at himself soberly, and said happily: "We will all be free in the future. I wish you and your girlfriend a good future."

"You, you too." Cheng Yishan said subconsciously.

Oh my god, what's the matter with this feeling of thinking that someone else is going to confess to me, and after exhausting all my efforts to figure out the reasons for rejection, I finally wait until they say that I already have my own heart! !

As a result, Cheng Yishan became stiff all night.

The next day, Liang Songyang moved to a new home with Liang Songyang. Liang Songyang was happy because his mother stipulated that unless he got married, he could not move out alone.Perhaps due to the strict upbringing from childhood, Liang Songyang seldom raised any objections to his mother. The only rebellious thing he did when he grew up was to discover and insist on liking boys.This made people in the circle laugh for a long time, saying that Liang Songyang is a kid who can't grow up, and he has to listen to his mother when he is so old.

Excluding all these other things, Cheng Yishan was allocated a very sunny room, Cheng Yishan reacted and thanked God first and then thanked God, he was also very happy, he was nervous for a long time, so he turned out to be a comrade!A big sigh of relief.On the first day of moving into the new home, Cheng Yishan was very embarrassed when he saw the dowry that was going to be given to Cheng Yiyi, and finally went home to get some clothes, and brought a small alarm clock to put on the bedside table.

This alarm clock was brought back by Zhao Dandan's boyfriend when he went abroad.It is a small box, the top is a rectangle divided into two halves, like a small box, there is a groove for one yuan coin on the small door on the outside, put one yuan there when you sleep at night, set it Time to sleep peacefully.The next morning, a cat with its paws will come out of the box. It will meow for a while. If the owner doesn’t get up and touch its head to hold its paws, it will cover its small paws with a dollar. Put the money into the box on the coin, and then withdraw it by yourself.

Cheng Yishan has nothing to do, he puts coins on the box one by one to tease the little cats, and when the meow meow alarm clock goes off, he will touch the head of the cat, and after 5 minutes, the meow will continue to meow until the owner pinches the paw with him , Turn off the switch button on his paw to stop.

When Liang Songyang saw him, he asked him: "You like cats so much, why didn't you raise one yourself?"

"Uh..." Cheng Yishan didn't expect him to know that he likes cats, he was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "I used to have a bad life... I couldn't provide a stable living environment for pets, so I didn't raise them, lest there will be another cat in this world." One more stray cat."

As a result, as soon as Cheng Yishan came back the next day, he saw a black cat with a kitchen knife eye, squatting on the armrest of the sofa at home with an unhappy expression.Cheng Yishan saw that it was a folded ear, so he hurriedly went over to look at its toes, and found that there was no problem. Then he carefully stroked its tail from the base to the end of the tail, and there was no problem. Only after he breathed a sigh of relief, he pinched its round face and hugged it went out to find Liang Songyang.

"Is this your cat?" Cheng Yishan took the kitten's two front paws and held it on his arm and handed it to Liang Songyang: "Why did it run into my house?"

Liang Songyang didn't answer, and said with a smile: "I bought this for you. After all, I won't be at home often in the future, so I will find you a companion."

...I'll go for it.Brother, you don’t have to do this when you find a lesbian marriage, T will think you despise her and fight with you, and P may be straightened by you...

Seeing that Cheng Yishan didn't speak, Liang Songyang cleared his throat in embarrassment: "Ahem, what. Now you can give pet cats a stable living environment, so they can be raised."

In an instant, Cheng Yishan felt as if he had been shot with hearts and arrows in his chest.This person is really blind for being a comrade. When can I master this skill, even if I like to wear women's clothes, I can still find a girlfriend who will love each other for a lifetime and never be separated...

"Is it a boy or a girl?" Cheng Yishan put the cat on the table, ready to check its eyes and ears further.

"I don't know about this." Liang Songyang leaned over after hearing this, grabbed the cat's hind legs and lifted it up, saying, "Let me see..."

"Mia ah—!" As soon as the voice fell, the cat turned its head and scratched Liang Songyang's nose at a speed invisible to the naked eye, then quickly fled to an even more empty and deserted place, raised the paw just now and put it on its mouth He licked, while staring at the two-legged beast in the room with his kitchen knife sideways.

Liang Songyang touched his nose, but there was no blood, but the pain was severe, so he asked innocently, "What does it mean?"

Hahahahahahaha... Cheng Yishan looked at it and comforted him: "A cat is a very proud animal. It is not familiar with you now. Go and lift its legs... It is easy to scratch you. It's okay, it's old. It’s too small, you don’t have much strength, your nose is not broken, but there are three red marks.” Then I went to appease the cat, got it water and cat food, and then said to Liang Songyang: “There was no one when you bought it. A card? The seller should tell you its information."

Liang Songyang recalled it carefully, but still didn't remember it.When he came back to his senses, he saw Cheng Yishan pointing his mobile phone at the cat's buttocks for five seconds. Cheng Yishan went to QQ and tapped Zhao Dandan: Does it look good?Cute or not?

Zhao Dandan: Adorable!

Cheng Yishan: Come and give me a name for Kuaiai!

Zhao Dandan: Boy or girl?

Cheng Yishan: We have balls! [Image] See you!Hahahahaha Zhao Dandan: Will you die if you are not wretched?How about calling it a sugar ball?

Cheng Yishan: Call it Dandan hahahaha

Zhao Dandan: ...you perverted Cheng Yishan: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]