The good pregnancy of marrying a man and a wife

When Cheng Yishan returned home, his girlfriend had already packed up his things and left. He looked at his home as if it had been hit by a typhoon, sighed, put on his slippers and started cleaning.I was slapped that day, and I managed to coax him back, but in the end I ran away...

When tidying up the bedside table, he found a black bra from inside. Cheng Yishan dislikes black bras the most, so it can be seen that this is not his own, it must be his girlfriend's.

So I sat on the bed and called my girlfriend. On the fifth call, she finally answered, and opened her mouth: "Damn pervert! What else do you want to do?"

Cheng Yishan moved the phone away a little, and frowned. His girlfriend used to be very cute and gentle, and when she answered the phone, she always said "Hello, hello." But it changed, and it changed so quickly. Man is indeed a terrible animal.

Cheng Yishan said aggrievedly: "You are so happy in my men's clothes, and I sincerely praised you for looking good. Then why are you so angry when I wear my own women's clothes, and I didn't wear yours."

The girlfriend hung up the phone without saying a word, and no one would answer the call again.

Cheng Yishan threw away his mobile phone, lay flat on the bed full of sundries, and stared at the ceiling for a long time in a daze, until the little white milk cat climbed onto the bed with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and was knocked down by the underwear strap. He fell into the cup and couldn't get out, so Cheng Yishan had to get up and rescue the kitten.Put it in the cat crate, put on a scarf and go out, pretending that you have cleaned the house.

After arriving at the home for stray cats, Cheng Yishan handed the cat in his pocket to Aunt Wang for washing, and found a sofa to sit down on with his eyes closed for a nap. Seeing him sitting down, Rhubarb was still lying on the arm of the sofa, with his fluffy tail dangling. Come down, sweep it on the back of Cheng Yishan's hand, and sleep in the sun shining through the window.

When Zhao Dandan came in, a string of kittens rushed in behind him, meowing into the house.

"Wow, what did you do today..." Zhao Dandan looked at it for a long time, and then said with difficulty: "How did you return to your original nature today? You keep repeating this, if you ask me, your girlfriend will find out that you are like this sooner or later "

The "nature" mentioned by Zhao Dandan refers to the original gender.Cheng Yishan casually picked up a kitten on the ground and gave it a smooth fur. Hearing this, he sighed and said, "I've been discovered, and I'm broken in love again."

"..." Zhao Dandan silently followed his hair: "Oh, then let's go and see Hua Miao together. It has been taken away by the adopter for more than a month, and I don't know if I am used to it or not. It was agreed at the beginning that we can go there at any time. Look at it, I have already made an appointment with the master."

Cheng Yishan said, "Okay, I'll go change my clothes."

The expression on Zhao Dandan's face suddenly collapsed: "Actually, you are so handsome in men's clothing, do you know that? Why do you have to wear women's clothing!"

Cheng Yishan retreated into the sofa slowly: "I will wear women's clothes for whatever reason you are wearing."

"..." Zhao Dandan was a little sad and angry: "But I am a woman!"

"Miaah!" The cat in her arms screamed and jumped out of her arms.

Cheng Yishan: "Hehehehehe..."

Hua Miao is a cat with folded ears. It was brought back from the outside by a cat in the home. When it came, it had injuries on its neck and body. It had a very violent temper and attacked humans indiscriminately.After inspection, it was found that its former owner did not sterilize it. It is very likely that it was too scary to see the cat in heat, so it was abandoned.Moreover, Zhe Er's situation is special, and he has been living in the homeless for a long time before he can find a suitable owner.

"Don't look at Hua Miao's weight soaring to eight kilograms now! But we are still a cute girl!" Hua Miao's owner, who is a cute girl, hugged Hua Miao and said so.

Thinking of the six-kilogram Hua Miao who left the homeless home, although they felt that something was wrong, Cheng Yishan and Zhao Dandan were relieved, and exchanged a few more pleasantries. When playing with Hua Miao, Hua Miao used a "super fat squat" Gorgeous skills sat on Cheng Yishan's body, in order to prevent her from continuing to go crazy, the two said goodbye and left.

"Then let's go first, and I will come to see Hua Miao again when I have time, I hope I didn't disturb you." Zhao Dandan patted Hua Miao's head.

Cheng Yishan turned and went out without saying a word. When changing shoes in the entrance, nosebleeds gushed out.He covered his nose: "Go, go!"

"I'm sorry, that girl poured me coffee just now, her career line is deeper than her scheming!" Cheng Yishan took the wet wipe provided by Zhao Dandan to wipe off the nosebleed, looked up at the sky to prevent the nosebleed from staying, and stretched out his hand indiscriminately. Touching the top of Zhao Dandan's head: "Eggy, when will you be that big, the two of us will be!"

Zhao Dandan pushed Cheng Yishan away, got out from under his arm, pointed at Cheng Yishan with his hands on his hips angrily, and said, "You are a bitch! You don't have a man! I have a man!" After speaking, he twisted his butt left.

Cheng Yishan sat down on a bench and continued to look up.He really likes this girlfriend, it's almost tailor-made for him, sometimes Cheng Yishan finds it unbelievable, how can there be such a perfect person!It's unbelievable that I secretly listened to her heartbeat while she was sleeping, and felt that this was a real girlfriend, not a grown-up character in girlgame.

As a result, I got carried away and played off.

My girlfriend thinks that it doesn't matter if I like to wear women's clothing, and it doesn't matter if I like her, but the two cannot coexist because she is not gay.

Cheng Yishan was very wronged and wanted to say that I am not gay either...

A BMW flew past on the road, followed by a screeching sound of brakes. Cheng Yishan thought he had witnessed the scene of a car accident, but just as he raised his head, he saw the BMW backing up quickly. A man lowered the window and looked at him carefully. , and then shouted: "Cheng Yiyi!"

Cheng Yishan took a look and found that he didn't recognize him, thinking that this is a pervert.He didn't say anything, and continued to raise his face to stop the nosebleed.

The BMW guy is Cheng Zhongming, he is very hot right now, seeing that in three days it will be the wedding celebration of Liang Cheng and his family, but Cheng Yiyi suddenly disappeared a week ago!Liang Songyang didn't know where he heard the news, and told Cheng Zhongming openly and secretly, if this matter goes wrong, the Liang family's embarrassment will be minor, but your Cheng family's bankruptcy will be more serious.Cheng Zhong was anxious for a few days, and another layer of gray hair appeared.

Cheng Zhongming drove out to do errands, contacted friends everywhere to help find his sister, but couldn't find her exit record, so he felt a little relieved. On the way back, he saw Cheng Yiyi sitting on a bench beside the road in a daze.Cheng Zhongming's lungs were about to explode, and he wanted to ask Cheng Yiyi to ask her to ask herself, who would be worthy of doing so!

Cheng Zhongming strode up to Cheng Yishan, grabbed his wrist and asked, "The Cheng family treats you well, right? Who are you worthy of doing this!?"

Cheng Yishan looked at Cheng Zhongming speechlessly: "... who are you?"

"Just pretend!" Cheng Zhongming pulled Cheng Yishan up and left: "Come back with me! Make it clear in front of your parents, why the Cheng family has wronged you!"

Although Cheng Yishan looks like a woman and likes to dress up as a woman, he is still a pure man in his heart, so he grabbed Cheng Zhongming and took Cheng Zhongming back a step. Cheng Yishan rubbed his wrist while measuring Cheng Zhongming up and down: "You Did you recognize the wrong person? I'm not Cheng Yiyi." As she spoke, she patted her flat chest.

Cheng Zhongming pulled out a photo of Cheng Yiyi from his mobile phone and threw it on Cheng Yishan's face. Cheng Yishan took a closer look, and found that she was really a woman exactly like himself, with the same hairstyle as the wig she wore today.But when he saw that the deep V was obviously not made by P, Cheng Yishan was very surprised, took off the wig, and showed Cheng Zhongming his ear-length short hair: "Sir, you really misidentified the person."

On the way home, Cheng Yishan thought of the girl in the photo.He used to have an older sister, but it seemed that he died when he was a little older, and his mother was almost insane. She often pointed to the air and said to him: "Xiao Shan, please be obedient, don't pester your mother, go and talk to your sister." Play." This situation only improved after he entered elementary school.

He wanted to make a phone call with his mother, but thinking of the fierce quarrel between the two before they parted, Cheng Yishan hung up the phone without hesitation: Never mind, it's actually not a big deal...

Cheng Zhongming returned home in a daze. According to Cheng Yiyi's smug beauty, he had to take care of his hair every week. He must be reluctant to just cut it off, and the breast... Plastic surgery is not so fast.

"Zhongming? Zhongming!" Mrs. Cheng patted Cheng Zhongming twice: "Why are you so dazed while eating? Didn't your father ask you something?"

Cheng Zhongming suddenly came back to his senses, smiled, and said, "No, Mom, when I came back today, I met a person who looked exactly like Yiyi! Dad, does Yiyi have twin sisters?"

Cheng Yiyi's mother, Zheng Huaijia, was an overseas Chinese whom Cheng Zhong met when he was doing business abroad. At that time, Cheng Zhong obeyed the arrangement of his family and reluctantly married his current wife. When he met Zheng Huaijia, both of them fell in love. Cheng Zhong once I really have the idea of ​​staying with her for the rest of my life.

But in the end, due to various considerations, the temperature of the relationship was finally no match for the cruelty of reality, and the two finally broke up.What Cheng Zhong didn't expect was that his wife would find out about Zheng Huaijia after a few years, and learned from her that Zheng Huaijia had given birth to a child for him.

Cheng Zhong once went to see their mother and daughter secretly, and found that Zheng Huaijia's life was not good.Moreover, her elder brother said that the Zheng family was unwilling to raise the child, so Cheng Zhong took Cheng Yiyi back despite his wife's obstruction.

Could it be that when Zheng Huaijia gave birth to twins, he left a daughter to raise himself?

Mrs. Cheng quickly figured out the joints, stretched out her hand to cover Cheng Zhong's hand and said, "I can't wait to see Yiyi, and I can't find Yiyi for a while, so I might as well go and find that girl. They are all from the Cheng family." Whoever marries into the Liang family is a great joy."

Cheng Zhongming listened and wanted to say, Mom, you made a mistake, that girl was not raised by our family.After thinking about it for a long time, I finally didn't say anything.