little fool's child bride

Although it was only "Neon Clothes and Feather Clothes Song" reproduced by Xiao Xiao himself, because the original "Neon Clothes and Feather Clothes Song" had long since disappeared, and Xiao Xiao's version was indeed exquisite, Han Yi finally sent the score to Guiyi Hall, according to Xiao Xiao want Peony choreographed.But what Xiao Xiao expected to change his career did not happen.The upset Xiao Xiao launched a series of revenge actions against Han Yi, from stealing Han Yi's food to occupying Han Yi's bed.

"Next month is the day when the eldest son of Mr. Fang in Broken Sword Villa will get married," Han Yi looked at the braised fish that had lost its belly just after serving it, and put down his chopsticks and said helplessly, "Do you want to go with me? ?”

Xiao Xiao's eyes lit up, but she still pretended to be reserved and asked: "Can I go too? I won't cause you any trouble?"

Han Yi shook his head quickly, looking like he was afraid to avoid it: "I don't want to return to the yard after delivering the congratulatory gifts, only to find that you have demolished it and only the beams are left."

Xiao Xiao rolled her eyes and didn't speak. Although she was a little dissatisfied with him comparing herself to a husky, the joy of being able to go out had already been offset, and he was so happy that he even ate an extra bowl of rice.After eating, Han Yi went out again, Xiao Xiao excitedly packed up his things and was about to go out, but met a child again in the yard.

"The child is here again?"

Xiao Xiao went to the table to get him some snacks, and then sat with him on the stone table in the yard.Seeing the child obediently accepting his snack without saying thank you, Xiao Xiao knew that the child's dementia might be committed again, so she patted his head with some pity.It's pitiful to say, this child is only eight years old, but he has dementia, good and bad.

Seeing the child eating snacks quietly, Xiao Xiao continued to go into the house to pack things.Thinking that there were pancakes on the carriage besides steamed buns when he came, he ran to the kitchen with an idea, planning to pack some sauces for himself.But she accidentally knocked over the jar of chili sauce in the kitchen, Xiao Xiao hurried to pick it up, but she didn't expect to just pick up two hands full of red chili sauce.

"It feels like killing someone..." Xiao Xiao muttered to himself, but soon there was a burning sensation on his hand, which stopped him from thinking, "It's so spicy!"

Xiao Xiao hurriedly ran to the yard to find a water tank, and then asked the child to scoop up some water for herself to rinse off the chili sauce on her hand.But the child stared blankly at Xiao Xiao, with his mouth open, Xiao Xiao could even see the crumbs in his mouth.

"Did you see it?" Xiao Xiao frowned and shook the sauce on his hand, then called him again, "Come here!"

However, what Xiao Xiao never expected was that the child looked at him in horror for a long time, then dropped the snack in his hand and ran out, as if he had seen a ghost.Xiao Xiao looked at his back in a daze, and slowly turned her head to look behind her with fear in her heart. In just one minute, she had already thought of five hundred ways to die in her mind.

But there is nothing behind.

Xiao Xiao had to regain her senses and get water to wash her hands with difficulty, otherwise the chili sauce would be dried on her own hands.Frowning and thinking about why the child had that expression, Han Yi suddenly appeared, and then asked seemingly unintentionally, "Didn't anything strange happen just now?"

"Strange thing?" Xiao Xiao was trying hard to pick out the chili shell stuck between her nails, and when she heard Han Yi's words, she immediately stretched out her hand in front of him: "There is no strange thing, do you want something hot?"

Han Yi took a few steps back in disgust, and then managed to regain his sanity from the spicy taste.He glanced calmly at the half piece of dim sum dropped on the floor by the table, and then continued to ask: "Xiao Bai is here again today?"

Xiaobai is the child's name.Xiao Xiao's subordinates paused, but quickly replied as if nothing had happened: "Here, I left after eating some snacks. This child suffered from dementia again, and suddenly ran out after eating half of the snacks, and couldn't even call back."

"Really?" Han Yi walked to the stone table, crushed half of the dim sum into the soil with his feet, and then smiled at Xiao Xiao, "I'm really sorry, he is the child of my adoptive father's distant relatives, so……"

"I know, you don't know how many times you've said it," Xiao Xiao nodded impatiently, "He's the only one in this yard who comes to talk to me from time to time, how can I treat him badly?"

When Xiao Xiao said this, she felt upset again.After staying here for three months, he can see nothing but a small piece of sky in this yard every day. Even the New Year is over after having a meal with Han Yi and two people as usual, except for the comparison of meals. Apart from the abundance, there is no Chinese New Year atmosphere at all.He was angry for several days, and then planned to escape, but all failed without exception.

But since then there has been an extra guest in the yard, and that is this kid.

The child's nickname is Xiaobai, and his full name is Han Mobai. He is the child of Master Han's distant relatives.Hearing that Han Yi said that there was no one at home, the kind-hearted master Han took him to the Han family villa to raise him, but he didn't expect that master Han had a sudden stroke, and he was stupid every day, so the child was left unattended. stand up.As soon as Han saw Xiao Xiao tossing around all day, he had a headache and took the child to live near this small courtyard, not only to relieve Xiao Xiao's boredom, but also to prevent the child from falling into the pool accidentally due to dementia.

Xiao Xiao originally thought so too, but after seeing the child's strange behavior today, she became suspicious.If a child is born with dementia, then in order to avoid accidents, why should someone follow him?How can you let him run around every day?

And if he wasn't born with dementia, then what caused him to become what he is now...

The doubts in Xiao Xiao's heart naturally couldn't get the answer for a moment.Instead, it was time to go to give gifts to Broken Sword Villa, and it was the first time that Xiao Xiao walked out of this small courtyard openly.Originally, Xiao Xiao didn't understand why there was no snow in winter here, but now she came out and found out that Han's Villa was built in a valley. No wonder Xiao Xiao didn't feel cold even when she only wore middle clothes.There is a peach forest outside the Han family's villa, and it is just the beginning of spring, so the flowers are blooming extraordinarily brilliantly.

"This is the Lost Forest of our Han family." Han Yi didn't know whether he intended to warn Xiao Xiao not to think about running away, or he was introducing him unintentionally. in."

It's a pity that Xiao Xiao didn't understand Han Yi's meaning at all. Instead, she inquired enthusiastically: "Why? Is it because there is something wrong with the flowers or the position of the tree?"

When Xiao Xiao was young, there were TV dramas such as "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"

accompanying.Huang Laoxie's Peach Blossom Formation and Zhuge Liang's Eight Formation Diagrams both made him obsessed with them, and he imagined that he could trap the enemy by forming formations like them.But after he grew up and studied physics, he knew the principles of these formations, and the reasons why they might have existed but have now withdrawn from the stage of history.Huang Laoxie’s Peach Blossom Formation is actually very simple, relying on visual effects to make people who enter the formation unable to find their way out: in the Peach Blossom Formation, you can only see a piece of pink and white, and you can’t see any landmarks to find your way. .At this time, being in the peach blossom formation is equivalent to being in a dark forest, and you can only move forward and explore by feeling.But the feeling at this time is inaccurate, and this subconscious wayfinding behavior will eventually return to the original point, that is, the ghost hits the wall.

Ghost hitting the wall is a folklore that in the middle of the night or in the deserted wilderness or cemetery, people often drive alone, obviously walking in one direction, but after a long time, they find that they have returned to the starting point, and finally end up on the same road or A fixed place goes around in circles.This situation may last from one night to several days. Some people say that it is ghosts and gods, and some people say that the length of the legs leads to the difference in the size of the steps, so they deflect to the left or right. But from a scientific point of view, the reason is the human brain. There are minor differences between the left and right vestibular systems.

In an experiment in the medical field, 15 volunteers, blindfolded and wearing GPS receivers, attempted to cross an empty field in a straight line.Most of them meander along this route, occasionally circling in circles as small as 20 meters in diameter.Psychiatrists also say that this is a hallucination phenomenon produced by people under tension and anxiety.

However, Zhuge Liang's Eight Arrays rely on a larger stone array, and the location of the array may be a place where air currents meet, which makes the frequent strong winds inside, causing the effect of flying sand and rocks, making the Soochow army unable to advance or retreat.

But after all, these two arrays only rely on immovable trees or stones. They are death arrays, and their lethality is quite limited. maze.If you want to be lethal, you have to rely on active formations with active people or set more traps in the death formations, so that it is possible to really make a difference.This is the so-called formation used in ancient marches and wars.For example, the "Wan Quan Ping Rong Great Array" in the Song Dynasty, under the premise of well-trained and well-drilled, could indeed stand still in the wilderness with only infantry resisting the impact of Khitan cavalry.And if it is not operated properly, it is like Cao Ren's eight-door golden lock array, allowing Xu Shu to see through the weakness at once, and it will be broken overnight.

Xiao Xiao used to think that formations were very mysterious things, but after she went to university and studied physics, she got answers to many anecdotes that she could not understand before.Just like the Mizong Forest outside Han's Villa, the first thing he thought of was Huang Yaoshi's peach blossom forest that Zhou Botong had been forbidden to enter for decades, and then he reached out and plucked a branch of peach blossom.

"Ordinary peach blossoms," Xiao Xiao observed carefully, and then randomly placed the flower branches on the seat, "Then it should be the position of the tree? It should be because the distance between each tree is the same, so it makes people feel the same. Entering it will create a sense of confusion."