little fool's child bride

After this person stood up, Xiao Xiao felt bad. After all, who was the person who was least afraid of making trouble in ancient times?Of course they are literati!Every now and then, the government will criticize the government and the people will be criticized. In modern times, they are a group of keyboard warriors with explosive combat effectiveness.Sure enough, soon more people clamored for Xiao Xiao to beat that day's ring, otherwise he would not be worthy of being a doctor of the Imperial Academy.Dr. Wang sneered at the side, and the people around him took the lead in yelling: "That's right, you don't know that Mr. Yu's three problems were solved by Dr. Xiao!"

"What?" Immediately, someone put down their chopsticks and came to bow to Xiao Xiao again and again, holding a glass of wine enthusiastically and insisting on respecting him, if he doesn't drink, he looks down on him.There were a few other people who wanted to make friends with Xiao Xiao, sat down on Xiao Xiao's table, and familiarly took the menu in Zheng Bai's hand and said, "Why doesn't Dr. Xiao order anything? Here's a jar of Huadiao wine—— This mountain and wild spring scenery also comes to a plate—”

"Enough!" Xiao Xiao finally stood up unbearably and snatched the menu from the man's hand, and looked coldly at these stubborn people, "Please don't ruin my dinner with Dr. Zheng, okay? Literati, how come you have no manners at all!"

"Didn't Dr. Xiao just read "Yanzi Envoy Chu"?" Dr. Wang laughed loudly, then pointed to a pair of calligraphy and painting on the wall and said, "Since Dr. Xiao is here, why don't you ask you to open your eyes and challenge this day?" How about vertical paintings?"

Deceiving too much!

Xiao Xiao glanced at the spring-like ink painting on the wall. Although she didn't know whether the painting was good or bad, she also knew that Xiao Xiao's level of depicting the scenery so vividly with ink and wash was far beyond her reach.It's a pity that he doesn't know anything about sketching, otherwise he would be able to shock everyone in this restaurant.But although he can't draw, he can compose poems!As a modern person who has memorized three hundred poems from Tang and Song Dynasties, how come there are not many poems about spring in his mind?Xiao Xiao lowered her head and thought for a while, and felt that this was a good opportunity for people like Dr. Wang not to push their noses, but also to complete the task Liu Kaize entrusted to her to climb the stairs, so she began to search for poems and songs in her mind. .

"Why, our Dr. Xiao can't figure it out?" Seeing Xiao Xiao bowed his head and said nothing, Dr. Wang sarcastically said, "Did Dr. Xiao really solve Mr. Yu's three problems? Why do I feel a little tricky?"

The people in the Zuixian Tower began to discuss in low voices. They were happy to see the two doctors from the Imperial College fighting each other, so they jumped out from time to time to add fuel to the flames.Xiao Xiao ignored those noisy voices, just stared at Dr. Wang, and took a step in front of him: "Three or two branches of peach blossoms outside the bamboo, the Prophet of Spring River Plumbing Duck."

Take another step: "The betel is high and the reed buds are short on the ground, which is the time when the puffer fish is about to go up."

"Wonderful!" One person applauded first, "especially the first two sentences, which used Meng Jiao's 'What is the most prophetic? Xu Xucao contends for' and Du Mu's 'Pugen water warms the geese's first fall, and the beautiful scenery is unknown. ’, the combination of predecessors’ ideas and Dr. Xiao’s scrutiny is simply a good sentence through the ages!”

The rest of them clapped unconsciously in a bewildered manner, and only after half a moment did they feel something was wrong: "Could you be the babysitter that Dr. Xiao found?"

"Am I wrong?" The man frowned and retorted, "This poem has successfully written the scenery of the Spring River in early spring. The joy and praise of the poem. The whole poem is full of spring and full of vitality, giving people a sense of freshness and comfort—shouldn’t this be called a quatrain through the ages?”

However, there was another voice mockingly said: "Our Zhang Dacai seems to have forgotten that even if what is produced today is a painting, Dr. Xiao should also use the painting to correct it. How can we use poetry?"

"Poetry and painting books are the same, natural craftsmanship and freshness. I use poems to inscribe paintings, what's wrong with the paintings?" Xiao Xiao glanced at the man, and then looked at Dr. Wang again when he found that he didn't recognize him.

"It's just wrong!" Dr. Wang frowned, and finally let go of the hypocritical smile that often hung on his face, "Paintings should match paintings, and poems should match poems!"

"is it?"

An old voice came from upstairs, overwhelming the voices of people discussing in the hall on the first floor.Everyone looked at the stairs on the second floor, and saw an old man with all white hair but a straight waist slowly walking down the stairs with his hands behind his back. Thinking about something.Xiao Er hurried over and followed behind him with a low eyebrow. It seemed that the old man's status was not low. Xiao Xiao couldn't help guessing that this might be the steward of Zuixianlou that Zhang Ziqi wanted to bribe before.

The steward walked up to the two of them and tapped his crutch on the ground: "I think that painting with vivid images can give people a specific visual experience, but it can only express a specific picture and has a certain meaning." Limitations. A good poem, although it has no visible images, can use image language to attract readers into a beautiful artistic conception formed by the poet's unique conception, so as to make up for what some pictures cannot express. This poem The painting poem not only retains the image beauty of the picture, but also gives full play to the strengths of the poem. Dr. Xiao used his flavorful, virtual and real brush and ink to show the spring scenery depicted in the original painting so fascinating. In the description based on the picture At the same time, Dr. Xiao has a new idea, which makes the beautiful images in the painting more poetic and fascinating.”

"If you have to compare, I think Dr. Xiao's poems on paintings are better."Although Dr. Wang was furious, he was a villain who was used to stepping on the low and praising the high, and his instinct drove him to agree.The steward looked at him and squinted his eyes, and then said in a neutral tone, "I wonder how many floors this guy is up to?"

"Fourth floor." Dr. Wang was a little proud. He might be the person with the highest floor in this hall.

"Since you are a guest on the fourth floor, you should know the rules of my Zuixian Tower," the steward snorted coldly, and was indifferent when he saw Dr. Wang's face change drastically. alert."

Dr. Wang blushed immediately, pointed at the steward tremblingly, wanted to curse but dared not.After a long time, he flicked his sleeves resentfully, turned around and walked quickly to the door.The white-faced scholar who was beside him also looked at the steward with some fear, and then trotted to catch up with Dr. Wang who had already walked out, still shouting "Fengchun".Xiao Xiao was relieved by this incident, and thanked the steward with a smile.

"You don't have to thank me, no one can break the rules of this Zuixian Tower." The steward said lightly, looked around the quiet crowd, and asked Xiao Er to waive the bill for Xiao Xiao's table.

After the steward left, the people in this hall seemed to come to life, drinking and singing poems, it was very lively.Zheng Bai blushed and said: "The power of the steward is really extraordinary! If he doesn't come, we will have a terrible meal."

"I'm even more curious about how much power this Zuixian Building has," Xiao Xiao sighed, looking at the stairway where the steward's back disappeared, "No one can break the rules... What about the emperor?"

Zheng Bai looked at Xiao Xiao and shook his head mysteriously, beckoned to the curious Xiao Xiao, then bowed his head and whispered in his ear, "Haven't you ever thought that the Zuixian Tower belongs to the emperor?"

Xiao Xiao was startled, and after some thought, she felt that the possibility was quite high.After all, who in this world would dare to break the emperor's rules?It's just that Xiao Xiao thought about Liu Kaize's words, and felt that it was impossible for him to let herself go to the emperor's territory to get him some kind of drunkenness.Liu Kaize hoped that he would be more low-key and less conspicuous. How could he let himself come here to climb the floors?

"However, Xiao Xiao, have you never thought about fighting in the ring?" Zheng Bai asked casually after drinking some wine, "I think with Xiao Xiao's knowledge, at least the third floor is no problem, really don't want to go to higher floors? "

Xiao Xiao nodded: "Of course I want it, but I still don't know how to fight and defend the ring."

"Simple!" Zheng Bai was quite excited when he thought that he could witness Xiao Xiao's supernatural power. He pointed to Tian Zong's painting on the wall and said, "Have you seen that wall? That side is the so-called 'ring'." In the middle of the arena is the work of the ring master, and the circle around it is the work of those who want to challenge. The word "正" under the work is the voting rights that all people on the higher floor will get when they come here for dinner. Every three days After a check, whoever has the most 'Zheng' characters will be the ring master. If this person has been the ring master three times within a month, and after a month has the most 'Zheng' characters, then he is eligible to be promoted to the next level. "

"It's too harsh." Xiao Xiao couldn't help frowning when she heard such a troublesome rule, "What if you haven't been the ring master three times and you have the most 'positive' words in a month? There are also paintings that must match the paintings, Do poems have to match poems? In addition, even if I write about spring scenes today, I must also respond with spring scenes?"

"If you haven't been the ring master three times but have the most 'positive' words after a month, then you have a bye, and there will be no winners this month; there are no restrictions on the genre, just like you can use poems for the paintings of the sky, some people It’s because you’re bullying people.” Zheng Bai stroked his beard, and continued to explain in a distasteful voice, “Every time the theme will be announced at the beginning of the month, it used to be written on the wall, but now it’s written on this menu , you turn it over to the other side."

Xiao Xiao turned over and looked, and sure enough, it said the sentence "This month's theme is spring scenery, the genre is not limited", and then there was a sentence "Bring your own pen and ink, or go to the counter to buy it".Xiao Xiao was lamenting that this Zuixianlou can do business, but Zheng Bai yanked his eyes and ruthlessly pulled Xiao Xiao's sleeve a few times: "The little one posted the poem you wrote!"

Xiao Xiao looked at that wall, and as expected, the poem she just read was pasted next to Tian Zong's painting, and then a few people with stars in their hands voted for Xiao Xiao without hesitation.