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The vibrating sound was continuous.

Karl wanted to touch the phone several times, but his arms were tightly held by Koch and he couldn't move.

A chilling feeling rose up on the back, as if thousands of eyes were piercing.

Reminiscent of the vibrating mobile phone in his pocket, Carl suddenly had a bad guess.

"Okay, Lambert." He raised his right hand vigorously and patted Koch on the back: "Don't you think we hugged for a little too long?"

Koch rubbed his face down on Carl's shoulder, and said "um", with a heavy nasal sound in his voice.

Karl suddenly understood what the disciple was awkward about.

He looked at the coach's bench and waved to the England team doctor. The team doctor immediately understood and ran over to hand an ice pack.

Carl put an ice pack on Koch's forehead: "Apply it."

Koch let go of Karl, raised his head and put ice packs on his eyes: "It's ugly to take pictures with swollen eyes."

Carl laughed: "It's not like we won't see each other in the future... Well, after your eyes are swollen, you can take as many pictures as you want."

At this time, all the German players who had been standing by watching Karl and Koch reunite after a long absence, and came forward after the two separated, revealed one after another: "We saw Lambert hiding a camera in the closet!"

"He has long been looking forward to taking a photo with you at the World Cup final stadium. Of course, we are too!"

Carl walked over to his former disciples, giving everyone a tight hug.

"Boss, congratulations!" Khedira said.

"Today I lost convincingly!" Mertesacker said.

"It's strange. In the past, I would suffer for a long time when I lost a Champions League game. Today I lost the World Cup final, but my mentality adjusted quickly. Probably because the opponent is the boss. It's not unusual for you to lose to the boss. We won in the end, maybe we will be stupid for a long time hahaha!" Ozil said.

When he walked in front of Sven, Lars, Ogo, and Hummels, Karl didn't say anything, but patted their shoulders silently as a comfort.

Lars and the others seemed to have a good understanding, and said with a cheerful smile: "It doesn't matter if we didn't play today, anyway, we are young, as long as we don't have the unlucky encounter with England in the next World Cup final, we will definitely be able to start!"

Sven, Ogo, and Hummels nodded in agreement.

Although Koch's eyes were covered with ice packs, his body's intuition was unbelievably precise. He turned his head slightly, and he just turned his face to where Karl was standing: "Boss, are you going to take England to play in the World Cup in Brazil?"

This is a question that Carl has never thought about. He has nothing to hide from his closest disciples, and he will say whatever comes to mind: "I don't know, my contract with the FA will expire at the end of next year. If I don't renew my contract, maybe I won't even have the European Cup in 12."

"How could the FA not renew your contract?" Ozil immediately said, "They must have prepared a new contract now, and they are waiting for you to sign it in London!"

This is a big truth. With the Hercules Cup, which England has not seen for half a century, Carl will definitely be a god when he returns to China. Even if he is eliminated, the FA will never dare to take the initiative to fire him. If Carl is willing, he will definitely be able to work as the head coach of England for another ten or eight years.

But what about Karl himself?Does he want to stay in the position of England coach forever?

Before today, Karl had never seriously considered this issue, because all his thoughts and energy were spent on planning the World Cup.

World football events at the national level, Olympic Cup, World Youth Cup, Confederations Cup, European Cup, World Cup, the first two competitions have nothing to do with Karl, they are the events that England’s U21 coach worries about, and the last few international competitions have the highest gold content He has won the World Cup champion, maybe it's time to think about his career plan for the next few years?

Koch's eyes brightened: "Boss, you will still coach the club team in the future, right?"

"Of course." Carl thought for a while before giving the answer: "Maybe I won't leave the England team for a while, but I can't be the head coach of England for the rest of my life, playing three or 40 consecutive European Cups and World Cups? That's too scary gone."

Ozil and others came over with great interest, and nodded with lingering fear: "If the coaches of various countries know that you have thought of being the England coach for 40 to [-] years, they will also feel very scary."

"My contract with 1860 Munich expires this summer," Koch said suddenly.

Everyone looked at him.

"Many clubs are contacting my agent, in every league, and they said that if I am willing to transfer freely, they will give me 3000 million signing fees."

Sven, Khedira and Ozil gasped suddenly.

"But I have decided now. I want to renew my contract with Munich 1860 for only one year. After the contract expires next year, I will renew for another year." Koch looked at Carl, his voice was flat but full of seriousness: "Wait for you Decided which league to go to, take me with you."

Carl didn't know what to say for a moment.

The others were moved and ashamed when they heard it—although they had long thought of following the past together after the boss took charge of the club, it was absolutely impossible for them to sacrifice a lot for such an illusory future that would appear in a few years. billions of euros in interest.In other words, even if they are willing, their family members will not be willing. In terms of making decisions for their own lives, no one has the courage and determination of Koch.

"One day, I will make you the highest-paid goalkeeper in the world and the most successful player in commercial development." Carl walked up to Koch and put his hands on the other's shoulders: "I will make you earn a salary every year." The money received is more than the 3000 million lost now."

"More money than Beckham?"

"It's more than I earn."

"No." Koch thought for a while: "Just be more than Beckham."

Carl couldn't help laughing.

Sven Bender went back to the locker room at some point and smuggled Koch's camera out, pointing the camera at the two at the moment, and kept waving: "Look here, look here!"

Ozil and others quickly ran to Karl and placed a POSS.

With a "click", Sven's index finger pressed a beautiful picture.

……

Taking advantage of the rare gap before the awards ceremony, Carl took out his mobile phone and looked through the mailbox.

Sure enough, Ronaldo sent many, many... greeting text messages.

Carl tapped his finger on the screen and replied: I didn't hug Lambert for a long time "intentionally". He was in a bad mood at the time, and I was comforting him.

Five seconds later, Ronaldo's reply came: Hehe.

After so many years, Ronaldo's taunting skills were finally illuminated, and the corners of Carl's mouth twitched slightly. He didn't know whether he should feel relieved or give a wry smile.

The phone vibrated again.

The England fans were running up and down the stands, yelling, and they were conspiring to do something very interesting. —What about Ronaldo? - Carl

When the England team took the stage to accept the award, the group chanted "Kiss, Kiss, Kiss" and if you didn't kiss each other, they harassed Blatter so that he could not give the award normally.hehe. - Ronaldo I don't find this interesting. - Carl

No more "hehe", I can't imagine this expression on your face, the most suitable expression for you is this ":-D". — Carl here!indivual!stupid!white!sweet!of!surface!Affection!talent!No!suitable!combine!I! - Ronaldo Well, it's not for you, it's for me. - Carl

:-D - Karl

Am I looking a little dumber? - Carl

:-D - Ronaldo

slippery!The one just now was slippery! — Ronaldo

Carl struggled to hold his expression back.

Well, slippery, I get it.Thanks for the reminder, I'll keep an eye out for it at the awards ceremony. — What does Karl notice?Be careful not to be kissed so that you have a physical reaction, and then let fans all over the world see how big your penis is? ——Ronaldo Do you think I will obediently listen to the fans?Chris, I'm so sad that you don't have enough faith in me. ——Carl In contrast to the content of the text message, Carl actually had a smile on his face when he edited the content.

I have no less confidence in you. — Ronaldo

I'm just a little worried about you. — Ronaldo

real. — Ronaldo

You're right, you shouldn't be at the mercy of the fans, you should be yourself! ——Ronaldo Have you already thought of a way to deal with fans?what is it — Ronaldo told me. — Ronaldo

Hey, don't play dead. — Ronaldo

tell!sue!I! — Ronaldo

...well, I apologize. — Ronaldo

I was actually angry at the possibility of someone else kissing you, and maybe a little bit, on you. ——Ronaldo It's great to know what you really think. ——Carl replied in this way, thinking in his heart that "Chris is so jealous".

As for the pranks of the fans, don't worry about it, I will deal with it. — Carl really? — Ronaldo

While there may be some side-kicking, I promise you, no one will kiss me.Also, promise me one thing, okay?Get back to the hotel as soon as possible after the awards, I have something to show you. - Carl :-D - Ronaldo

……

When preparations for the awards ceremony were just beginning, the music played in the Johannesburg stadium was the theme song of this World Cup in South Africa, "wakawaka" by Latin queen Shakira.

But when FIFA President Sepp Blatter and South African President Zuma were invited to the stage and the award ceremony was about to start, a new song suddenly sounded in the entire stadium, completely suppressing the music of "Wakawaka".

The song "God Save the Queen" has brand new lyrics:

"God bless England

victory for england

god bless england

The champion belongs to England! "

The chorus sung by tens of thousands of England fans was so shocking that even countless fans in front of the TV were fascinated by it.

In the singing that resounded through the Johannesburg stadium, the members of the Three Lions came out again. They walked across the stadium and through the narrow passageway that was specially separated from the stands. Climb to the podium built above the stands.

The commentators from various countries have already prepared a stomach full of sensational words to say:

"The World Cup in South Africa has finally come to an end. This World Cup is perfect in its imperfection and has broken many historical records. For example, the South African national team became the host team for the first time in the 80-year history of the World Cup; England became the host team. The first European team to win the World Cup outside Europe; Greece coach Otto Rehhagel became the oldest coach in World Cup history at the age of nearly 72, and England coach Karl Os At the age of 32, Dunn became the youngest head coach in the history of the World Cup and the youngest coach to win the World Cup."

"At the same time, the World Cup viewing record was refreshed. Tonight, one-third of the population in Germany and one-half of the population in England watched the World Cup finals through TV and the Internet. There were 2430 million people in the United States, more than the NBA Finals. The population is even larger, Spain has 1560 million people, Italy has 1350 bowls of heat... and this number is still increasing as the award ceremony is held."

"England players were walking down the long corridor towards the podium, Girard, Ferdinand, Lampard, Beckham, Owen, Hart... We saw a lot of pictures that we would see every day. Familiar faces, including several players, I have seen them in the World Cup in 98, and now it is 2010, spanning 12 years, they are still indomitable on the field of the World Cup, and they are about to receive the World Cup The championship trophy, the luck and persistence are amazing. They did what most players in the world can't do."

"The team formed by these players cannot be said to be the most fantastic lineup in England's history, but it happened that they had the last laugh in the World Cup. They reproduced the miracle of 1966 - no, it was greater than 1966. "

"England national team manager, Karl Alston is following his team-mates towards the podium at the end."

"Auston had a smile on his face, he was waving to the stands around him, and his appearance made the whole stadium boil like a pot of water again."

"I believe not only in the Johannesburg stadium, but in any city or corner in England at this moment, there must be fans singing and cheering for him."

"I never knew a football coach could do that."

"Off the court, he is more concerned by the media than any other star. He is not only the commander of the team, but also the trademark of the team. He is the head coach who has made the word idolized to the extreme in world football. He was born In the right era, a large amount of commercial capital poured into the football world, and the football world expanded its influence to other fields with the help of these capitals, so Auston followed the tide of the times and swept the entire football world with his own charm world, but also fashion, advertising and even politics.”

"On the court, he gave orders like a real king, and his players were all the knights of the round table around Auston, the new King Arthur, who adored him, revered him, Loyal to him, they followed his every order, without doubt or hesitation, and in the end created a fantastic team that played miraculous games."

"The reason for the rise of German football is that their current youth training is too developed, and the revival of English football? It depends on Oston."

FIFA President Sepp Blatter and South African President Jacob Zuma stood on the podium, beside them stood the golden Hercules Cup.

All the England players walked in front of the Hercules Cup, touched it, kissed it, and after accepting the handshake from Brad and Zouma, they stood on the steps dedicated to the championship.

Carl was last in the line.

As soon as his right hand touched the Hercules Cup, he was immediately grabbed by Blatter next to him.

The president of FIFA tightly held Carl's right hand, smiling all over his face: "You led a great team and achieved great honors! Congratulations!" Blatter clapped cordially while talking Carl's shoulder: "At the awards ceremony in Switzerland early next year, FIFA will set up the award for the best men's football coach of the year for the first time in history. This is the first time in history! I am optimistic about you!"

"Thank you," Carl replied.He didn't know if he had been spoiled by Blatter.

Walking past Blatter, it was Zouma, and after shaking hands with both, Karl walked to the winner's podium to stand with his players.

The awarding order of the World Cup final is the runner-up first, then the champion, so Blatter and Zouma are now preparing to award medals to the German players who won the World Cup runner-up in South Africa.

England players stood on the championship podium, receiving cheers from fans from all directions.

There is a small stand behind the championship podium, and there are all heavyweights standing there: British Prime Minister Cameron, German Chancellor Merkel, UEFA President Michel Platini, Prince William, Prince Harry, etc. .

During the leisure time when the president of FIFA was presenting awards to the runner-up, the members of the Three Lions faced the back and took photos with these heavyweight guests.

Prince William waved to Karl, and after he walked over, he handed over a black round tube: "Hey, what you want."

Carl took it and thanked him.

Prince William looked at Carl with a strange expression: "It took me a lot of effort to lend this thing, and Kate almost thought I had some special hobbies... May I ask what you want to use it for?"

Carl shrugged: "You'll know in a while."

Amid the cheers of the English fans in the stadium, the most important moment of the night finally arrived.

FIFA President Brad held the Hercules Cup in one hand and South African President Jacob Zuma in the other, and they came to the championship podium together.

England's players huddled shoulder to shoulder as they awaited the arrival of the Hercules Cup.

Just as Blatter raised the trophy with both hands and was about to hand it to England captain Gerrard, all the sounds in the Johannesburg stadium suddenly disappeared.

There was no singing, no applause, and no cheering.

Like someone suddenly pressed the mute button.

The entire stadium was eerily quiet.

Brat stopped his movements unconsciously, and looked around while holding the Hercules Cup.

At this moment, England fans roared: "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

Suddenly, countless posters appeared on the stands.

On the poster, the England manager is being kissed by his players, surrounded by countless pink hearts.

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

Everyone, whether it is England, Germany or other countries fans, is constantly shouting the word.

Blatter was also amused by the scene in front of him, but he didn't take it seriously. He raised the trophy again and handed it to Gerrard.

But before Gerrard borrowed the trophy, the Johannesburg stadium was shaken again.

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

There are even fans crawling over from a distance, trying to prevent Gerrard from receiving the trophy.

The big screen in the stadium broadcast all this on the podium, and the shots were all close-ups.

The meaning of the fans could not be clearer: don't kiss, make trouble.

The England players all looked at their coach with embarrassment.

Carl's expression appeared very calm in this frantic atmosphere, strangely calm.

Not far away, Prince William showed a sudden realization expression.

Blatter held the trophy, pointed at the fans, and smiled helplessly at Carl: "Please satisfy the fans, or I, an old man, will almost have a heart attack from being yelled at by them."

Carl faced most of the court, pointed to the players around him, and pointed to himself, mouthing: "Kiss?"

The big screen in the stadium features everything about him.

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" The surrounding stands boiled again.

"Okay." Carl shrugged and took out a black tube from his pocket.

This is something he dragged Prince William to borrow not long ago, a tube of lipstick.

The color is fiery red.

There is lip contact with players Ronaldo will accept incompetence, but fans will definitely not let him go if he just kisses his back, so the idea of ​​letting players put on lipstick and kiss his shirt is such a naughty idea... Fans should always Are you satisfied?

Someone in the stadium saw what Carl was holding in his hand through the big screen and made a suspicious sound.

Carl took off his coat to reveal his white shirt, suddenly stretched his arms around Beckham's head, wiped his lips with lipstick a few times during the opponent's struggle, and then touched his chest.

"Fuck!" Beckham coughed violently.

"Ouch, I'm going!" The other England players were stunned.

Beckham struggled desperately, and finally freed his red head from Karl's chest, and a flaming red lip appeared on Karl's shirt.

"How about this?" Karl lip-synced to the fans.

His only answer was screams.

That high-pitched scream that can pierce the eardrums spreads across every corner of the stadium.

After dozens of seconds, the fans came back to their senses: "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" Their faces also looked like they were about to be cooked.

Just know how it works.

Carl handed the lipstick to Owen: "It's your turn, finish the work quickly, and accept the award quickly."

Owen's face also looked like a ripe tomato.

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

The fans kept shouting like they didn't have to breathe.

FIFA President Sepp Blatter is not too busy presenting awards anymore, he watched the excitement with gusto.

Owen took a deep breath, closed his eyes, took the lipstick, and put his mind to one side!

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

One by one, England players smeared red ointment on their mouths, and then rubbed it hard on Carl's shirt...

Finally it was the turn of the last person, the captain of the England national team.

With a smile on his face, Blatter stepped forward to present the award.

Not a single fan stopped him now.

While printing a kiss on Carl's back, Gerrard took the Hercules Cup and held it up with both hands!

"We are kings of the world!" shouted the England team!

"King of the world!" England fans shouted!

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" Fans all over the world are speaking together at this moment!

Gold dust floating all over the sky.

The golden Hercules Cup.

England players in red and white trousers.

and their bright red lips.

And the coach with the red lips of England stars all over his body.

Constituted the most interesting scene in the history of World Cup awards.

Prince Harry thought the scene in front of him was very funny, he laughed and raised the camera in his hand.

……

Many years later, the shirt worn by Carl, with the flaming red lips of all England players in the World Cup in South Africa, fetched millions of pounds at an auction in London.

Because this shirt is not only a testimony to the most glorious history of English football, but also according to legend, the two lip prints on the collar of the shirt that have not been claimed for a long time, one belongs to the current King William of England, the other One belongs to Harry, Duke of York.

What confirmed this legend and made the legend intensify is that I don’t know when it started to spread. A photo after the award ceremony of the World Cup final in South Africa: in what looks like a hotel room, England’s legendary coach Karl Auston was wearing this famous shirt, and Prince William, who was the second heir to the throne at that time, took Auston's shoulders playfully and put on a kiss on the cheek.

After Karl revealed his sexuality and partner, and William went from prince to crown prince and then crowned king, the British media gave this photo a title: he was having an affair with the king.

Not long after, the British media updated the name of the photo: he had an affair with the royal family.

The reason for the name change was that the media suddenly realized that this group photo was circulated from the London apartment of the Duke of York!The Duke of York was the photographer who took pictures of the King and Alston that day!Since Auston had an affair with the king, he and the duke who were in the same room could not be innocent either!Otherwise, there is obviously no Duke himself in this photo, why did the Duke keep it for decades? !

The scandal of the royal family is raging in the British Isles. Countless tabloid reporters are squatting in London day and night, trying to take pictures of the queen of England or the retired superstar Ronaldo.

... That's right, the legendary star Ronaldo came out with the legendary coach Auston.

With the unremitting efforts of the British paparazzi, finally one day, they got the chance to meet Ronaldo head-on.

The media swarmed: "What do you think of the recent pornographic, no, photo incident of King and Auston?"

Ronaldo's expression was surprisingly peaceful: "It's just a photo, what can I think?"

"Aren't you jealous?" How about that Ronald who showed affection every day after coming out of the closet and wished he could tie Auston to his belt?Could it be that alien from Brazil pretending to be...

The genuine Portuguese superstar caught a glimpse of the shocked expressions of the reporters, and curled his lips in disdain: "Why should I be jealous?" He fiddled with his thick hair intentionally or unintentionally: "I don't think the king is my rival in love, your recent hype is really true. It's so boring."

The English media were stunned for a moment: Does this sentence mean that the king is not qualified to be his rival in love? !

How arrogant! ! !

The British media were just about to blow their hair, their eyes paused on Ronaldo's thick hair, and they fell silent again.

As we all know, the area of ​​the Mediterranean Sea above King William's head is, uh, very vast.