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This time it was the turn of the German fans to celebrate wildly in the stands.

"Whoa!" They swayed their arms and sang the song specially written for Koch since the World Cup in South Africa: "When the goal catches your eyes

Looks like a goal is in sight

You must be so excited

when you try ten times a hundred times

No matter how you shoot, you won't score

that must have been done by koch

Koch must have done it"

The brisk tune of Sir Dean Martin's famous song "That's Amore" sounded in the stands of German fans. This song, which was originally about the beautiful scenery of Naples, has now been redesigned by fans to praise the performance of the German goalkeeper. It is unexpected suitable.

"The fans' songs are very nice, talented German fans!" The commentators laughed and said, "It can be seen from the starting list that Loew has high hopes for the German players, and he is very careful in the formation , eager to win the game, the changes he made in today's final are very innovative and risky."

"Rooney's shot exposed some weaknesses in Loew's tactics, that is, the defense on the right was a little weaker than in the game against the Netherlands three days ago, so England's offense can reach the goal so quickly, but, okay There is Koch in Germany, and Koch complements the weakest link in the German defense line. No matter how the German team's tactics change, he is the most suitable goalkeeper for the German chariot."

"How old is Koch this year? Is he 22 years old? Really young, one year younger than England's goalkeeper Hart, but there is a clear gap between the two in talent and competition experience. Although Koch is the younger one, but He has achieved more than Hart now - I bet if Germany wins this game, then Koch will definitely win the game."

The singing in the stands of the German fans made the England fans feel deeply unhappy.

They feel that their dignity has been seriously challenged.

As for what dignity?

Of course it is the dignity of the uncrowned king of the football stadium stand song!

The fan songs that resound in the stadium every time during the game are also part of football culture. Fans in countries with a good football atmosphere are keen to create songs for their favorite teams, for their favorite players, or even just because of a certain game. express emotion with the ball or the red card.

Among all the fan songs that have been clearly recorded so far, 292 were created by Brazilian fans, 388 by French fans, 481 by American fans, 490 by Argentine fans, 571 by Spanish fans, 612 by Italian fans, and 678 by German fans... ...the number one?British fans of course!What about numbers? 13164, more than all the football songs of all other countries combined!

Fans in the British Isles can write songs for anything that happens on or off the football field, like Terry's "Friends Wifegate" incident, when fans of other teams came to Stamford Bridge, or when Chelsea visited other stadiums , there was often a song like this in the stands for a while: "Chelsea, no matter where you are, be careful that your daughter-in-law is spotted by Terry."

And when Scotland faced Italy in the World Cup qualifiers in 2007, Scottish fans used traditional Italian food as a comparison to threaten the Apennines: "Fry your pizza, we will fry your pizza!"

The German fans sang loudly in the stands. To the English fans, it was like an intern showing off his surgical skills in front of the chief of surgery.

The England fans were not reconciled, and they decided to fight back immediately.

Fan organizers from several stands got together for a few minutes of meetings, and a middle school music teacher and a music graduate student were called out to improvise songs for everyone.

Five minutes later, the catchy counterattack from the England fans came:

"You didn't even shoot

You don't even have a shot

German striker

You didn't even shoot."

Not to mention that the German offensive players on the court immediately blushed, and the German fans in the stands were also furious.

"There are so many handsome men in England

Rooney is one of them

Although his hair looks like 60

face looks like 12 years old

michael irwin said so

but if you ask us

Rooney no matter what

All like Shrek"

Just after the English fans had just ridiculed the German striker's shooting skills, the German fans retaliated against him in their own way. Owen and Rooney encountered a crowd of ridicule together.

On the court, Irving who did tweet "Wayne your face looks like a 12-year-old kid" was embarrassing.

And Rooney felt the deep malice from Germany while the glass heart was shattered piece by piece.

The sensitive camera lenses faithfully captured the expressions and singing voices of the German fans. The commentators from various countries and the fans in front of the TV laughed loudly together.

Who said that strict and calm Germans have no sense of humor?When they tried to be mean, opponents who could indeed sarcasm were speechless.

The England fans sneered, and soon sang to the tune of "London Bridge is Falling Down": "Have you washed your sweater?"

Did you wash it?

Did you wash it?

Have you washed your sweater yet?

Joachim Loew"

Loew in front of the German coach's bench turned black instantly.

He brought two boxes of Stanberry blue sweaters to South Africa, two boxes!You can wear one piece every day and throw one away until the end of the World Cup!While these sweaters look the same length, they're definitely not the same, are they? !

But England fans don't care whether Love wears a different blue sweater or the same blue sweater every day. They just subconsciously bite the black spots on their opponents at the critical moment of the confrontation between the two armies.

The same goes for German fans.

Although most German fans like the England coach very much, if they are asked to choose between their idol and their country, most of them will choose the latter without hesitation.

Carl had a bad premonition when Love was laying down the gun.

He intuited that after the English fans fired at Loew, the German fans would definitely not let him go.

Sure enough, the new song soon sounded from the German fans:

"Auston must be gay

he and david are a couple

Owen didn't like it..."

On the field, Beckham and Owen silently said "I can't hear, I can't hear" in their hearts, and then continued to devote their slightly stiff bodies to the fierce competition.

Off the field, Karl, whose essence was accidentally punctured, tried his best to maintain a normal expression.

Love said his mood is obviously improving.

However, not long after, the German coach's face became as black as the bottom of a pot again.

"Dig, dig, roll, bounce

booger flies into mouth

How does it taste?

Loew can tell you for sure! "

The fighting songs in the stands of Britain and Germany have completely stolen the limelight of the game and become one of the rare grand scenes of the World Cup final in South Africa. Until decades later, fans often take it out and talk about it, and popularize science to new fans over and over again. The hidden story in the song.

However, when it was happening, as the two most ridiculed by fans, the coaches of England and Germany were eagerly looking forward to the end of the first half of the game.

They have never looked forward to halftime so much.

When the referee finally blew his whistle to signal the end of the first half, Karl and Loew let out a sigh of relief at the same time.

Perhaps starting today, they will no longer be able to look directly at the fans singing in the stands with a normal expression.

... But before that, hurry up and pray to God that the rhythm of the second half of the game will become a little bit more normal.

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Intermission.

The atmosphere in the German dressing room is rather strange.

Some places are singing and laughing, while other corners are extremely silent.

In the past 45 minutes of the game, the defensive players who successfully blocked their opponents are generally happier, while the players who have been attacking in the first half and who have not started at all are always expressionless.

Loew was basically satisfied with the performance of the German team in the first half. The only player who made it difficult for him to restrain his emotions and praised repeatedly was Koch.

Koch was unflappable about the head coach's praise.

He just nodded after Love finished speaking and said: "I will continue to work hard in the second half, coach."

To outsiders, Koch accepted the praise with an air of overly humble humility.

It is inevitable that some people think he is faking.

"Don't hold back your emotions because you care about our feelings." Ram walked over and sat next to Koch, and said sweetly: "We won't feel uncomfortable because the boss praises you after scolding us, we It is a collective, the boss is right, you contributed the most to the team during the game, you took the initiative to complete a lot of work that should have been done by other players, and saved the goal more than once, everyone can only thank you, no People will envy you or reject you because of it, so if you want to laugh, just laugh and act happy."

"...I really don't want to laugh." After Ram played the role of the caring big brother, Koch just replied him dryly.

Ram looked at Koch's expression and realized that the other party might be telling the truth and not lying.

Ram felt a little unbelievable: why would someone not enjoy the pursuit and applause?After becoming the star of hope for the national team that attracts the most attention from the media fans, has repeatedly played the role of savior in the game, and overwhelmed all his teammates to become the most valued player by the head coach, a 22-year-old young man should not be complacent or even Is it arrogant?Why is Koch so different?

Although he vaguely captured the other party's thoughts from Ram's expression, Koch did not think he had the obligation to explain the other party's doubts.

There are many things, as long as he knows it himself.

For example, he wasn't overjoyed by Loew's compliment because the other party didn't hold much weight in his heart.

Another example is that he believes that although he is also a player trained by the boss, he is a well-cooked meal, and the England team is at best a fast food with a simple production process.

Food is more about quality than quantity, and a big meal can kill a bunch of fast food in seconds.Yes, it is like that.

In the middle of the locker room, Loew was talking to the tactical board: "The only change we need to make in the second half is to strengthen the offense. England's wingers are very strong. We must avoid confronting them head-on, but strengthen cooperation. Infiltration and breakthrough in the middle lane..."

England dressing room.

Karl is explaining the various ways of breaking through the German defense.

Relying on the strong combat effectiveness of the wing, the England team not only firmly suppressed the two wings of the German team in the first half, but also often broke into the penalty area from the wing, and then got the chance to shoot, but they used their advantage in the first half The performance was too obvious, so Loew will definitely adjust the German team's tactics to fill in the loopholes in the second half. In that case, the England team also needs to adjust their tactics accordingly and look for good opportunities to score from other positions.

After explaining the tactical adjustments in the second half, Karl found that many players had hesitant expressions on their faces, so he asked, "What questions do you have?"

"It's about Koch." As the captain, Gerrard was the first to speak: "Don't he have any shortcomings?"

Media fans all over the world have basically reached a consensus on the goalkeeper of the German team, that is-God slipped his hand when creating Lambert Koch and gave him too many cheats.

Whether it is physical fitness, instant reaction ability, anticipation ability, and learning adjustment ability, they are all at the BUG level.

Well, the appearance is also at the BUG level. After being exposed to wind, rain and ultraviolet rays every day, there are not many professional players who can still look so handsome.

Coupled with that blond hair, more and more fans began to call him "Apollo", or Boshen for short...

If Koch is like a special gift from God to Germany, then he is undoubtedly a nightmare to other countries.

At least for the current England team, if Koch is not solved, even if they break through to the German team a hundred times a thousand times, it will be useless.

"There is no perfect person in this world."

Carl recovered from his thoughts: "I think it is perfect now because the flaws have not been exposed, or the flaws are too small to be found - remember the shooting training I asked you to train a few days ago?"

The English players were very excited: "Is that the secret to defeat Koch?"

"I can't guarantee that you will succeed if you try, but I can say that the chances of winning are very high."

Others were puzzled: "Why didn't you tell us before the game started?"

"Because your opponent, Lambert Koch, is a person with a very strong learning ability and a very sharp mind. After discovering his own weaknesses, he can always repair them in a timely manner with an unimaginable speed. Let him realize where his loopholes are, and know that we have conducted special training for this, so maybe he has not only repaired his weaknesses now, but also raised his vigilance to unprecedented heights in the second half of the game, Makes our offensive plan more difficult."

Beckham stared at the head coach's expression for a while, and complained silently in his heart: It's really nice to praise our World Cup final opponent in such a proud tone, boss...

"I'm worried that the game will be dragged to penalties, yes, I know you guys are not what you used to be, but if it's a game that can be solved in 90 minutes, why drag it on for another 30 minutes and go into cruelty. What about the nightmarish penalty shootout?"

As Carl expected, when he finished speaking, almost all the English players showed a very understanding expression on their faces.

Carl has long discovered that in the England national team, there is no international player who does not feel timid about penalty shootouts.

Some psychological problems are caused by various factors such as society, public opinion, and the environment. It does not mean that the national team has changed to a new coach, or that some self-encouragement and hypnotic suggestions before the war can be solved.Carl was a little helpless about that, too.

But Karl can try his best to let the game go according to his ideas and avoid the worst from happening.

"I don't know what Loew is thinking now, but I hope he thinks at the moment that we are powerless against the German team's defense. Then they will start to get complacent and then relax."

Looking at the pair of shining eyes in front of him, Carl finally warned: "My only request is that you don't want to waste the previous training at will. As long as you shoot, strive for a one-hit kill!"