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Three days before England's quarter-final match against South Korea in the World Cup in South Africa, a group titled "Are the Koreans Too Arrogant?"Xu Dingmao said that England is a bad team" post appeared on a well-known sports forum on the Chinese Internet.

Who is Xu Dingmao?The vast majority of Chinese netizens do not know him, and even the fans may not know that he is the head coach of the South Korean national team.

But the words Korean and England are still eye-catching, especially the coaches and stars of the Three Lions. Even ordinary people who don't usually pay attention to football can speak clearly to a few familiar names.

So many netizens felt that the combination of these two words was very novel and clicked on the post.

After seeing the "Korea Economic Daily" report translated by the poster in the main post, many people were confused.

Xu Dingmao provoke Auston?

South Korea looks down on England?

Ha ha.

Is Korean football qualified to mock English football?

Indeed, as the title says, Koreans are so arrogant.

In just half a day, this post has received tens of thousands of clicks and hundreds of replies in the forum.

In a sports forum with nearly a thousand hits and more than fifty replies, which can be called a hot post, this post can be the headline of the day.

The comments were a one-sided mockery of the South Korean team: In terms of fame, even a middle-aged aunt who knows nothing about football has heard of the England team and knows who Beckham and Oston are; Every novice football fan knows how many champions the stars of the Three Lions have won; from the bottom line, England is the birthplace of modern football... Xu Dingmao said that such an England team is a bad team?It's just trying to die.

The Brits must have looked pretty good knowing their quarter-final opponents looked down on them like this.

...Hey, no wonder there seems to be something strange, how can the news of Koreans' death be seen only by Chinese fans?It would be wonderful if the British could also see it!

So in the next post, the direction of the fans' speeches immediately changed: "Call the jet lag party! Call the jet lag party! Hurry up and translate Xu Dingmao's interview and post it on foreign forums, preferably in English, German, French, Japanese, and Spanish One each in Portuguese!"

There are many jet lag parties in the sports forum. Because they can get in touch with first-hand sports information in Europe and America, and often translate and reprint it to China, many IDs are still very famous. Under the @ of many forum friends, these jet lag emperors They showed up one after another, translated the reports into languages ​​of various countries, and posted them on well-known foreign sports websites.

And in order to attract the attention of foreign fans, they also added a subtitle to the report: "Oshen Jr. Benny's Chasing Boys Don't Look Down, Korean Coach Heo Jung-moo Says England's Stars Are Too Bad." Although Chinese fans are suspected of fanning the flames, But as long as you click on the post and read the entire interview, you will know that this summary is actually correct.

With the start of the knockout round, the World Cup is getting more and more exciting, and the nerves of fans from all over the world are becoming more and more sensitive.

As soon as the translated version of "Korea Economic Daily" was circulated on the Internet, it immediately caused an uproar.

Of course, the English media responded immediately. They immediately found the article in the exclusive interview with Xu Dingmao of the "Korea Economic Daily", and found someone who is proficient in Korean to translate it, and published it in domestic newspapers verbatim.

The British media, who like to get to the bottom of it, not only published the interview of the South Korean head coach, but also sorted out the speeches of Korean fans collected on the Korean Internet and published them together.

The British fans were completely overwhelmed.

Even fans from other countries cast strange glances at the Korean peninsula—what are the Koreans thinking?How can you be so arrogant?Their best result in the World Cup was just reaching the semi-finals at home with black whistle. How dare they look down on England, which has won the World Cup once?

Moreover, if it was just an interview by the Korean head coach who deliberately belittled the opponent, it would not be a big incident, but what happened to the speeches of those Korean fans?It's too unsightly!

The many comments made by South Korean fans on their home websites because they admire Coach Huh Jung-moo's words and deeds are really too arrogant, even arrogant to the point where any non-Korean fan would frown upon seeing it.

The behavior of the fans, the country pays.

It is a rare time for the British media to be so united. They collectively uncovered the scandals in the Korean sports world, and used the world's strongest media power to publicize these black histories everywhere.

For example, at the Asian Games in Seoul in 1986, South Korea, as the host, staged a farce of referee favoritism.

It is also like in the 1988 Seoul Olympics, once again taking advantage of the host country's advantage to take care of its own athletes overtly and secretly, and foul competitors from other countries.

In the 2002 Korea-Japan World Cup, under the "escort" of many referees, South Korea created unprecedented good results and reached the semi-finals of the World Cup all the way-the so-called escort refers to the match between South Korea and Italy In the game, the on-duty referee Moreno first gave South Korea a penalty, and then misjudged that the penalty should have been given to Totti. Player Lee Cheon-soo maliciously kicked Maldini on the head as if he didn't see the foul, and finally made South Korea "beat" the Italian team 2:1; then in the game against Spain, Egyptian referee Gandour "assisted" South Korea and Spain's two goals were blown away, and the own goals made by the Koreans are not counted, and they have repeatedly misjudged Spain...

Many fans who have experienced the Korea-Japan World Cup actually have very weak memories of the history of these eight years ago. Once reminded at this time, they immediately remembered the many shady scenes in the Korea-Japan World Cup!

Especially Italian fans and Spanish fans, the Korea-Japan World Cup was originally the one they hated the most.

Spain's "Marca", "Aspen", "World Sports" and "Daily Sports", and Italy's "Gazzetta dello Sport", "Corriere dello Sport" and "Turin Sports" all wrote sarcastically: "Although South Africa They were eliminated in the group stage, and they can be called the most unlucky host in history. However, after studying the video of the game, it can be found that the general host will favor their own team in the game, but South Africa has not been taken care of in all games. In the past, it was the most severe against domestic players. For example, in the match against Uruguay, the South African team was even misjudged by the referee for a red card..."

"South Africa is fighting entirely on its own strength, losing and losing openly. Although there are still deficiencies in the competition organization and stadium security issues, the style of the host country is worthy of everyone's praise."

"As for the other hosts of previous World Cups, especially the 2002 Korea-Japan World Cup...hehe."

Regardless of whether they have experienced the World Cup in Korea and Japan, anyway, in the World Cup in South Africa, all fans were popularized by the media about the black whistle incident in 2002.

Maybe it’s not called popular science, but it should be called brainwashing or indiscriminate bombing. British journalists think that the media is the number one, so no one dares to compete with them for the leading position. The color of the Prime Minister's underwear, American journalists dare to publish the style of Obama's underwear?

The atmosphere of world public opinion has suddenly become so unfriendly, and Koreans naturally feel it.

Koreans, who are most afraid of being looked down upon by European and American countries, immediately panicked. They, from the government to non-governmental organizations, scrambled to publish whitewashing remarks on the Internet, saying that Xu Dingmao's interview was maliciously misinterpreted, and Korean fans on the Internet made brainless comments. Other countries who know Korean pretend to be...

Was the interview with the South Korean head coach maliciously misinterpreted?Seeing such a statement, the media from all over the world became even more confused: Do you think we haven't hired Korean language experts to translate?Are professors and scholars blind?Or is it that if you yell "I'm white" a few times with your dark reputation, others will believe it?

IQ is flawed, tsk tsk tsk.

South Korean fans shouted: We have no black opponents, the Republic of Korea is magnanimous!

Fans from other countries: Frank?It's Tandandan.

Korean fans jump: We are the light of Asia!

Fans from other countries: ... Congratulations, it is now a disgrace to Asia. There must be many Asian countries who feel the same way as us.

Media fans from various countries did not respond to the Koreans’ self-cleaning, but the Koreans’ self-proclaimed “brainless comments are faked by fans from other countries” has attracted hatred from Chinese and Japanese fans for them.

Without him, one is that the South Korean media that made this statement is really hard-headed. The report hinted and hinted, and it was almost directly pouring a pot of dirty water on China and Japan.

Also, because of the bad reputation of Koreans, fans from various countries watching the World Cup in South Africa suddenly became unfriendly to Asian fans. Fans from China, Japan, Singapore, and even Thailand and Vietnam all because of their oriental looks Face, and received a lot of cold eyes and contempt.

The relationship between China, Japan, and South Korea is delicate. Now that one country is trying to discredit the other two, how can Chinese and Japanese fans not be angry?

In front of the Koreans, Chinese and Japanese fans stood on the same front as never before.

Chinese are spread all over the world, and South Africa, as one of the most prosperous countries in Africa, naturally has a lot of Chinese.

The local Chinese media in South Africa gathered to distribute free newspapers in various hotels, tours, bars, and outside stadiums where fans gathered, telling the difference between Korean facial features and Chinese fans.

When talking about Korean women, I printed a few photos of popular Korean female stars on the page, and then described: "If you meet women who look the same or very similar to them on the streets of Korea, don't be surprised. What you meet are not celebrities, but ordinary Korean people who look like celebrities..."

"The typical facial features of Korean men are squinting eyes and a flat face. However, because Koreans like plastic surgery the most, there are also some men who are very handsome. The chin is so pointed that it can break stones, and the bridge of the nose is so high that it can reach the sky. I can't see the characteristics of Koreans at all. How can I distinguish between Korean men and non-Korean men at this time? Go to the toilet with them, and the length is less than ten centimeters..."

Japan is not too far behind when it comes to ridicule. Japan’s Fuji TV specially launched a program introducing food from various countries with the theme of the World Cup. In the latest episode, it took more than an hour to explain Korean "food": "Korea has many kinds They are cabbage kimchi, cucumber kimchi, radish kimchi, eggplant kimchi, shallot kimchi... Among them, radish kimchi is divided into radish kimchi, radish kimchi, whole radish kimchi, young radish kimchi, radish root kimchi... every ingredient They were all tricked out by the Koreans, and they showed their demeanor, which is amazing..."

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England's quarter-final against South Korea will be held at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein, South Africa.

Free State Stadium, also known as Vodacom Park Players, has 48000 seats.

Poor settings and fewer seats are common problems in South Africa’s World Cup stadiums. It’s not that the hosts deliberately treat teams from various countries harshly, but that they have to build medium-sized stadiums due to reality—the professional football league in South Africa is not very developed. If a stadium with a capacity of more than 10, [-], or even [-] people is built, once the World Cup is over, South African clubs will not be able to afford or use such a huge stadium. By then, most of the World Cup stadiums may be awakened. If it is to build some medium-sized stadiums with a capacity of [-] to [-] seats, after the World Cup is over, such stadiums can be easily leased out, which also avoids wasting resources.

Regardless of South Africa's own economic situation or the utilization rate after the World Cup, the construction of a medium-sized stadium is just right, but it has suffered for fans from various countries during the World Cup. When encountering popular events, it is difficult to buy games. Tickets have been hyped by scalpers, and the price is so high.

For example, for the match between England and South Korea, the ticket price was fired to the highest price in the quarter-finals, and it was not much lower than the ticket price of the World Cup final, because apart from fans from England and South Korea competing for tickets, there were many other fans. Fans from Japan and China specially flew from China, ready to cheer for England on the spot and support them to beat the South Korean team.

From the press conference before the game, there was a sense of gunpowder between Britain and South Korea.

South Korean head coach Huo Jung-moo did not expect that he would break the sky with a single sentence. Now not only the reputation of him and Korean football has become bad, but even the image of the country has been greatly damaged.

At the pre-match press conference just now, Xu Dingmao was made even harder by journalists from countries other than South Korea. Those sharp and tricky questions attacked Xu Dingmao like knives, which made him overwhelmed and made good mistakes in front of the media from all over the world. The big one is ugly.

What's even more sad is that when the disheveled Xu Dingmao left the field and England coach Auston appeared, the media who were still mocking and provoking him just now suddenly changed into another face, enthusiastically pursuing the coach of the Three Lions. The question was also asked with affection, it didn't sound like the media was asking the head coach of the national team, but rather like confessing to an idol... Xu Dingmao understood what the gap between cloud and mud was.

Most Koreans are very extreme, acting either too low self-esteem or too arrogant.

Xu Dingmao was conceited at first, but after the lessons learned by the foreign media in the past few days, and influenced by the traditional Korean thought that Europe and the United States are respected, his heart became extremely inferior, so under the provocation of the reporters, he fought back a little bit. He didn't even dare to do it, but now, he was suddenly stimulated by the media from all over the world spitting at the England coach. The inferiority complex in his heart not only disappeared, but also turned into arrogance——

"What's so great about England? What's so great about Auston? They're not gods!"

During the pre-match mobilization in the Korean locker room, Xu Dingmao’s facial features were distorted due to excessive excitement: “If you are a person, you will lose, if you are a team, you will lose! England is not always victorious, as long as you work hard enough, you will definitely succeed. Beat them!"

"Look at these people that the camera has scanned - FIFA President Blatter, UEFA President Michel Platini, Prince William, Prince Harry, South African President Zuma, and our President Lee Myung-bak of the Republic of Korea! The United States, Germany, the Netherlands, Spain, Portugal, Brazil... The national team coaches and players who have not played in the past two days have also come! There are also Ferguson, Wenger, Mourinho, countless retired stars and celebrities, all of them today Sit in the stands and watch our game!"

Vigorously slapping the body of the TV in the dressing room, Xu Dingmao almost swept the LCD off the table: "This is the chance for our Republic of Korea to become famous in World War I! We beat England, and these celebrities will all look at us with admiration. Fame will shock the whole world!!!”

The South Korean players looked at each other in blank dismay, feeling that the head coach's mental state was a bit wrong, as if he was crazy.

However, the content of the words is indeed very provocative.

There are unexpectedly many celebrities in the stadium today. If they perform well in front of these people, wouldn't they be famous in the world of football immediately?

The more the Korean players thought about it, the more excited they became, and their expressions gradually became fanatical.

But Xu Dingmao and his players probably forgot one thing: Since the opening of this World Cup, England has not lost a single game.

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The Koreans despise you so much, I knew you must be holding a breath in your heart, how are you going to abuse them? — Mourinho.

Don't let me down if I bet ten thousand pounds on this game to break the record for the widest scoreline in the World Cup. - Ferguson.

Moya is also in the stands. As the godfather, we must work hard for the game! —Fanny.

I am coming.Last year, a Korean company offered 600 million euros per year to ask you to be a spokesperson. Now that I think about it, I am really glad that I didn’t agree. I am disgusted by this country. —Mendez.

You must kill the Quartet in this game. In order to wish you good luck, I specially wore a red tie today! - Ronaldo.

Come on boss!Will you come to see the match in Germany the day after tomorrow? — Koch.

...Why can't I learn how you tie a tie?I tied myself so tight it was uncomfortable. ——Boss Ronaldo, come on! — Ozil

I knew I was wearing the red bow tie you gave me, but wouldn't it be weird to wear a bow tie on this occasion? ——Boss Ronaldo, come on!Will you come to the Spanish game... - Portillo.

Come on boss! — Russ Bender.

I untied my tie and hung it around my neck. I just took a picture of it on my phone and it looked really good. :-D - Boss Ronaldo godfather! — Sven Bender

Do you think I'm handsome? 【Photo】——Ronaldo

come on!Harry and I would like to visit the locker room after the game if we can. —William.

Don't carelessly use my photos as screensavers! — Ronaldo

In England's locker room, from the pre-match press conference to the upcoming game, Carl's mobile phone received nearly a hundred messages of blessings from friends and disciples.

He roughly finished browsing, turned off his mobile phone, and started the final preparations before the players went on the field.

The pre-match mobilization for this game was the one that Karl spent the least amount of energy on. He just said a few words, and the morale of the England players had already become extremely high.

Opening the locker room door, Carl said in a deep voice, "In this game, only wins are allowed, no defeats are allowed!"

"The South Korean team is dead!" The shouts of the members of the Three Lions broke through the sky.

England players walked out of the dressing room one by one.

They were full of murderous looks, it didn't look like they were going to play football, but they looked like they were on the battlefield.