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At the end of 2008, the world's major fashion magazines began to select the best of the year, and DiorHomme's perfume blockbuster was rated as "the most erotic commercial of the year".

There is no shortage of male and female models in the fashion industry who dare to dedicate their bodies in front of the camera. Models always go into battle in a vacuum during the catwalks of major fashion weeks. For them, it is just to take the vacuum state from the catwalk to them. It’s not a problem at all when it’s just in front of the camera. Therefore, it is not uncommon for famous luxury brands that often use supermodels as spokespersons to sell large-scale meat in commercials.

But in this perfume advertisement of DiorHomme, there are not many shots of naked bodies, and even the hero and heroine have no physical contact from beginning to end.

But the erotic feeling that permeated from the colorful picture made everyone's breath stop, as if something lightly brushed over their hearts, scratching the most itchy part of people's hearts, making their bodies lightly follow. trembling slightly.

The advertising idea of ​​the famous French director Romain Gavras is amazing: In a low-key and luxurious apartment, a man with only his chin exposed is doing his pre-trip dress.

He is tall and thin, but not thin. The close-fitting shirt and trousers wrap well-proportioned muscles instead of gnarly bones. His slender neck and limbs make him look well-proportioned. The action of picking clothes It's also laid back and elegant.

Choose color-matched cufflinks, leather shoes and tie, put them on in front of the mirror, put on the coat and prepare to go out, the man suddenly remembered something, turned around, walked to the vanity mirror, picked up a bottle of DiorHomme perfume and sprayed it on Spray the inside of your elbows and sides of your neck, put on a smile, and head out the door.

It was only then that the picture revealed the appearance of a man, it was Karl Alston.

On a hot afternoon in the sun, in a street cafe, four beauties with different styles dressed very coolly, each sitting at a table, showing off their beauty to passers-by.

They lazily unbuttoned one or two shirts, or gently opened their red lips to exhale, or grandiosely exposed their two straight long legs and crossed them, or lightly pinched their shoulders to let the already turbulent chest more protruding.

Almost all the men passing by were attracted by them. Three men walked and looked at this place, and bumped into a lamppost on the side of the road.

The women exchanged smug and defiant glances, satisfied with the damage they had done to the man.

At this time, a man walked into this street cafe, he ordered a cup of coffee, and found an empty seat to sit down as if no one else was around.

This man did not stare at the beautiful woman like other passing men, but just flipped through the newspaper in his hand as if he had never noticed the infinite beauty around him.

The four beauties all pretended to look at the man casually.

Probably because the sun was too warm, a drop of sweat flowed down the man's sideburns, slipped over his chin and neck, and fell into his shirt.

Sitting not far from the man, a woman in a long red dress bit her lower lip, blinking her eyes with exquisite eye makeup and firing towards the man.

The man looked down at the newspaper.

Another woman in a suspender skirt pretended to be very hot, and lazily let out an unbearable moan.

The man seemed unaware, still reading the newspaper.

A tall, dark-skinned beauty stood up, walked to the man's desk, and pretended to be bending over to pick up something, revealing a delicate waist.

Man turns over a page of newspaper.

The last blond beauty with a white shirt and high-waisted skirt and magnificent breasts appeared on the stage. She pulled the chair opposite the man and sat down.

The man looked up at her.

With a smile on the corner of her mouth, the blond beauty pushed her chest forward, and a beige shirt button collapsed on her full breasts.

The buttons flew out, revealing the pink undergarments under the shirt.

The man finally showed a little expression, and he raised his eyebrows.

The woman's smile became very bright, full of ambition.

The man's next move was to pick up a button from his newspaper, put it in front of the woman, and then shift his gaze to the newspaper.

The smile faded from the blond beauty's face, she grabbed the buttons and stood up to walk away.

The sun continued to radiate heat, and sweat oozed from the man's forehead. He reached out and unbuttoned the first two buttons of his shirt, exposing the skin around his collarbone.

Not far away, the male waiter who was refilling the cup for the dark-skinned beauty stared blankly in this direction, the camera panned down, and the cup of coffee overflowed.

The screen turned dark, and the perfume and LOGO appeared together.

DiorHomme, the ultimate temptation.

……

Although Karl Oston has not actively appeared in front of the public for half a year, his figure has never disappeared.

First, there was the DiorHomme men’s perfume ad that astounded the world. After the filming was completed, the charm of this ad not only swept the world, but also had a high frequency of broadcasts on TV stations in various countries, and once occupied most of the covers of men’s fashion magazines, and luxury department stores. building poster window.

Then there is the endorsement of the watch brand Glashütte.

The town of Glashütte is the center of the German watchmaking industry. The industry standard can keep pace with the Swiss watchmaking industry. Glashütte is also the top watch brand in Germany. Glashütte and Patek Philippe, Vacheron Constantin, Girard Perregaux, Jaeger-LeCoultre Almost, the watch itself is a star that has attracted much attention. It is very rare to find a regular person to speak for it, but if the spokesperson is Karl Alston, it is especially understood and accepted by people.

DiorHomme's three-year endorsement fee of 1500 million euros, and Glashütte's two-year endorsement contract with an unknown fee made Karl climb to the pinnacle of European football endorsement. He is on the list of the top ten coaches in world football, and his position is not low.

However, apart from being able to see Karl Oston’s current style on the screen, fans really rarely see reporters’ sneak photos of him in newspapers—like all the head coaches who are on vacation, Karl also He has entered a state of seclusion, and no one knows where he lives in seclusion. The paparazzi journalists in Britain and Germany tried all kinds of methods, but failed to find Karl's fixed place of residence.

In addition to advertising endorsements, there is another matter that will be brought up again by media fans every now and then, and the discussion is getting more and more heated.

That's the question of which team Carr takes over next.

The top three teams on the scandal list are England national team, Premier League team Chelsea and Serie A team AC Milan.

Ancelotti has been the head coach of AC Milan since 2001. During the 7 years of coaching Milan, he brought two Champions League titles, one Serie A title and one Coppa Italia title to the Rossoneri. He has established himself as a world-renowned coach, but because Milan's performance last season was very unsuccessful, so this season Milan boss Silvio Berlusconi gave Ancelotti a hard target, that is, if he does not win the championship, he will leave.

Now the 0809-[-] season is almost half over, but AC Milan has no ability to compete for the championship. It has been competing with Juventus for the runner-up for half a season, so the media speculates that when the season is over, Ancelotti must pack up and break up with Milan. .

So who will coach the Rossoneri after Ancelotti?Carl is way ahead on the shortlist.

As for Chelsea, after Mourinho left, his successor Grant was also fired by Abramovich at the end of last season. At that time, Karl had an affair with the Blues, but the Russian rich finally appointed the Brazilian. Colari becomes Chelsea manager.

Recently, it was reported that after the two draws against West Ham United and Everton, Abramovich became dissatisfied with Scolari, who had a decent coaching performance, and had the idea of ​​​​replacing him before the end of the season.

As for who will succeed Scolari?Karl, who was idle, was shot and fell to the ground again.

But what the guessing media fans don't know is that, in fact, as early as the end of last season, when Abramovich fired Grant, Chelsea sent an invitation to Karl, and Karl refused at that time.

In other words, although journalists in newspapers often link the names of the Blue Army and Carl, they are actually not related.

There is also the England team. The FA's desire for Carl is well known to everyone: Carl was not the most powerful in the scandal with the England national team, but also the famous Italian coach Fabio Capello. Perot's odds are also 2008 to 2009 points, but seeing that 2 is coming to an end, it will drop to [-]. The "acting coach" of the Three Lions, Venables, has also been doing a spare tire for almost [-] months. England's The candidate for the next coach has not yet been determined, so impatient reporters ran to Capello's home and asked him what he thought of the England national team.

As a result, Capello replied truthfully: "I have not received any invitation from the UK."

The reporter was dumbfounded at the time: It has been two months since McLaren stepped down, and the FA has not contacted Capello yet?So what have they been doing these past few months?

Could it be...

Concentrated on conquering Karl Alston? !

Once this speculation was published, it immediately won the trust of most of the media and fans.

Now the tabloid reporters all over England are full of chicken blood, wandering around the streets of London every day, waiting to catch Karl or the FA's pigtails.

……

United have a tradition of holding team meals five days before Christmas.

Ronaldo went back and forth between the bathroom and the bedroom countless times, and finally decided on what to wear tonight.

Standing in front of the full-length mirror and looking at his whole body, he always felt that there were still some decorations missing.

So Ronaldo turned his head and said to Carl who was standing in front of the closet picking clothes, "Lend me your Glashütte watch."

Carl asked without raising his head, "Which one?"

"I forgot the name, the one that is limited to 130 pieces worldwide."

"1878 special limited edition?" Carl opened a cabinet in the closet, found a brown box from it, and handed it to Ronaldo: "Didn't you say that you want to dress yourself up as a mobile version of the vault and prepare to go to the bar at night to show off?" All teammates? Why did you choose the cheapest one?"

"...Which one is the most expensive?"

Carl took out another brown box and handed it over.

Ronaldo opened the cover, and when he saw the sapphire crystal surface and alligator leather strap of that watch, he heard a "ding" in his mind, and popped up what he had seen in a magazine not long ago. price.

His hands trembled: "Why do you have this watch?"

"Because I'm the spokesperson?"

"Didn't you endorse the 1878 special limited edition? Why did you even give you one from the Senator series!"

Carl took out a brown box again and held it in his hand: "You said it wrong, instead of giving away two, you gave away three."

A sour river of vinegar ran through Ronaldo's heart: "It's too foul. I haven't heard of anyone who endorses luxury goods and can take things home in piles." It is very generous to be able to give a real product to the spokesperson. Like Glashütte, it is really good to give the spokesperson a watch with a total value of hundreds of thousands of pounds and a limited edition...

Carl took out the watch from the box and put it on his hand. He replied very casually: "That's because my personality is at full value. Are you envious?"

Ronaldo pouted: "Cut."

A few minutes later, Ronaldo, who was wiping his hair, suddenly realized something: "Have you lived in my house for too long?"

Carl hooked the corner of his mouth: "I don't mind staying longer."

Ronaldo slathers a thick blob of hairspray on top of his head: "I mind!"

"Your house is so big, why don't I help you gain some popularity..."

"I know you bought an apartment in London, why don't you come to London."

"Simple." Carl began to change clothes: "Now everyone thinks that I live in seclusion in London, and there are twice as many paparazzi journalists roaming the streets than usual, especially after the news of my purchase of a property was revealed, there are still many Few people go to the real estate agency to ask where the house I bought is. Compared with London, Manchester is the safest. At least here I don’t have to worry about opening the curtains in the morning and seeing someone outside with a telescope camera shooting me .”

Ronaldo put out the idea of ​​"driving Carl out" in his heart, and changed the subject to find fault: "Manchester is of course safe for you. You stay in the house every day and don't go out, or you go to the suburbs or the racecourse. If Rufford doesn't go, the reporter will find you strange."

"Who said I didn't go to Old Trafford? I did."

"When? Don't lie, the box I gave you will always be empty." He frequently looked up at the empty box several times during the game, and everyone noticed his strange movements. Old Trafford The narrator also said that he was staring at the box because he missed his family in Portugal and hoped that his family would appear here... What other people imagined will never be the truth.

Carl: "You know I'm hiding from reporters, so how could you sit in the box so stupidly? If you find a guy in the stands wearing a baseball cap and covering half of his face with a scarf in the stands, that's me , I have always been in the neutral fan stands, where many people wear ordinary clothes, and I am not easy to be found."

Ronaldo believed what Carl said so well, and even felt a little regretful in his heart: Why didn't he go to the neutral fans stand during the previous games?With my piercing eyes, it must be easy to spot Carl in disguise!

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that Carl had packed up and was spraying on his body with a square crystal bottle. Ronaldo took a sniff and decided resolutely, "I'm going to use this fragrance too today."

Carl took the bottle and sprayed the inside of the elbow, wrist and neck.

In fact, when men spray perfume, there are two places that can be applied on the waist and the left chest, especially the chest. This part is the easiest to smell after using perfume. It is a good choice for those who like to use perfume to please themselves. choose.

It's a pity that Ronaldo is fully armed at the moment, even wearing a coat, so Karl can only look at his chest and sigh.

Ronaldo took a deep breath and felt that the smell was not enough: "Give me some hair."

Carl leaned over, and stopped halfway through spraying perfume: "Let's talk about it next time you change to unscented hairspray."

Ronaldo: "..."

The two went out together, and when they parted at the gate of the villa, Ronaldo asked: "You really don't want to go to the Christmas dinner with me?"

Carl shook his head: "I also have John at night."

Ronaldo: "With whom?"

Carl: "A noble old man, and an English prince."

Ronaldo obviously didn't believe it: "Cut."

N hours later, Ronaldo, who finished the dinner and played with his teammates in the bar before returning home, just walked into the house and found that Carl hadn't come back yet.

He turned on the TV in the living room and was about to take a shower, but stopped after catching a glimpse of the news on the TV.

Mute the TV with the remote control, and after finding the phone, Ronaldo immediately called Carl: "I understand what you said 'Manchester is the safest'."

Carl: "?"

"You just said goodbye to the chairman of the FA, Lord Triesman, at the entrance of the restaurant. Because you were followed by paparazzi, you hid in a car. It was a black car, and the driver was Prince William. You were sitting in the car. In the co-pilot position...you are racing with people, right?"

Carl was shocked for a second: "How do you know?"

"I'm watching the news." Ronaldo stared at the TV screen and said, "You're on TV, and there's a row of paparazzi cars following your back door. The white, red, and silver-gray cars are all from the media. In the car, there are many cameras sticking out of the car windows and shooting at you."

Carl turned around and looked at the rear window, and then said to Prince William in the driver's seat: "Turn right at the fork ahead, let's take a side road and get rid of the cars behind."

"Don't bother, just grab it." Ronaldo "friendly" suggested: "Those cars are not important, the key is...you have a BBC helicopter above your head."