long live football

在穆里尼奥花费几10分钟时间,终于从互联网上搜罗到中国有一道传统粥品叫“八宝粥”的同时,安联球场内的主裁判吹响了比赛结束的哨声,计分牌也终于定格在了3:0上面,没有又跳到4：0让穆里尼奥白忙一场。

There is a Chinese restaurant in Setubal, but Mourinho never found a dish called "Eight Treasure Congee" on those takeaway lists. The madman researched the recipe of this dish on Wikipedia and found that it is not difficult. Rice and nuts can be washed and cooked together, so Mourinho waved his hand and decided to drive to a Chinese supermarket and eat this when he came back at night.

Allianz Arena, the fans of 1860 München were ecstatic.

They sang the team's team song in the stands, waved the banners that had been prepared to celebrate the Lions' entry into the Champions League final, and lit blue fireworks and salutes.

On the square outside the stadium, many fans who did not get tickets for the game also gathered together, kissing and hugging each other while watching the live broadcast on the super-large screen.

Lions fans are very excited, far more excited than the teams that have reached the Champions League final in the past few seasons, and the scale of celebration is much larger.

Because this is the first time since Munich was founded in 1860 to enter the Champions League final, they have reached this point, which is another record for the club.

Lions fans only need to think that the club has been established for more than 100 years, and the most glorious and splendid history is witnessed by them. In the future, I can completely tell the history to my children and grandchildren in the tone of a participant. Just thinking about the scene for a moment will make them tremble with excitement.

The emotions of the fans have also infected many people. Many TV commentators watched the broadcast screen and smiled, while joking and blessing: "The fans of Munich 1860 can't close their mouths with laughter now. If they are allowed to play in the final After winning the championship, wouldn’t all these fans burst into laughter?”

Throughout the game, the Barcelona fans went from full of morale, to stunned, to heartbroken. It can be said that they have experienced a roller coaster of the soul.Seeing the bright smiles on the faces of those blue-shirted fans in the stands not far away, they had the urge to fight with each other and let that smile turn into tears, but... a comparison; the disparity in the number of people between the enemy and us After the gap, these Barcelona fans could only move away from the stadium slowly with anger and helplessness.

……

After the game, all the 1860 Munich did not celebrate on the pitch, but quickly returned to the dressing room and turned on the TV to watch the game between Manchester United and Chelsea.

The Lions players are curious, which of these two teams will be their opponents in the final?

Is it Manchester United, or Chelsea?

In the Stamford Bridge Stadium, the score was tied at 77:1 due to a strong volley from Chelsea player Frank Lampard in the 1th minute. After the end of the game, the game was dragged into overtime.

Unlike the Munich 1860 game when they easily slaughtered Barcelona, ​​Manchester United's match against Chelsea was just like sparks colliding with the earth. Neither of the two super-powerful teams had an overwhelming advantage against each other. The physical strength was almost exhausted, and the coaches of the two teams outside the field put their hands on their chests, fearing that their hearts would stop at any time.

Even the fans of the two teams in the stands and in front of the TV felt like fish in a frying pan, and their breathing almost stopped after suffering for the game.

Ten minutes into extra time, the fight between Manchester United and Chelsea has reached the most critical moment.

The Red Devils' offense is getting more and more crazy, and the Blues' defense is getting more and more stable, and while the latter is focusing on defense, it has repeatedly shown signs of launching a counterattack.

Ferguson and Grant, they didn't want their opponents to score, and they didn't want to drag the game into a penalty shootout (both teams are not good at penalty kicks), so they pinned their hopes on the remaining 20 minutes of extra time, hoping that they could The best players can perform miracles.

In the 16th minute of extra time, Chelsea used up the last substitution spot. Grant replaced Joe Cole with Aneka, hoping to add a little more offensive power to the team.

But this substitution didn't work, and the two teams continued to be deadlocked as the extra time passed by one minute and one second.

Most fans in the stands felt that the game would definitely be dragged into a penalty shootout.

In the 23rd minute, Chelsea launched a counterattack. Ashley Cole crossed from the right, Ballack passed a short pass, Carvalho headed the goal, and the football slammed into the crossbar.

In the 25th minute, Rooney bombarded the goal heavily after receiving a cross from his teammate, and the ball was saved by Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech.

In the 28th minute, Lampard's long-range shot 22 meters in front of the goal was saved by Manchester United goalkeeper Van der Sar.

In the 29th minute, Manchester United launched the last, and possibly the last attack of the game.

After consecutive breakthroughs in the middle, Rooney passed the ball to Ronaldo. Ronaldo dribbled the ball forward from the right, shook Carvalho's center of gravity and scored from a long distance. , Heavy shot the ball into Chelsea's goal!

When the ball crossed the goal line, the entire stadium was stunned.

The Chelsea players stared blankly at their goal as if they had been petrified.

The Manchester United players also opened their mouths wide, not daring to move their eyes.

A shrill whistle pierced the tranquility of the stadium. It was the referee who first indicated that the goal was valid, and then signaled the end of the game!

The Stamford Bridge Stadium immediately boiled!

Manchester United fans rejoice: We are in the final!Since the 1998-99 season, we have reached the final again in nine years!

Ferguson spat heavily towards the turf, spit out the tasteless chewing gum on the ground, then laughed loudly, and hugged the assistant beside him.

The Manchester United players on the pitch also cheered and hugged each other.

Although there is a teammate hanging on the left and right arms, and there are teammates in the front and back who are ready to pounce on him, but Ronaldo still performed a kneeling slide without fear of difficulty.

Champions League final, here I come!

Portillo, let us compare who is the player with the highest scoring efficiency in the Champions League!

……

After all, Stamford Bridge is Chelsea's territory. After venting their excitement on the court with howls, all Manchester United returned to the dressing room, ready to take a break and pack their bags to return to Manchester.

Opening the cabinet, Ronaldo's first action was not to take out a towel to wipe his sweat or change his jersey, but to find his mobile phone and check his inbox.

There was already a text message lying obediently in his mailbox.

Sender: Carl.

I clicked on the text message and read it word by word. Although the content was just ordinary congratulations on Manchester United's victory and his two goals, Ronaldo still looked at it with a smile on his face.

Ferguson accidentally saw him smirking at the phone, and asked curiously, "Whose text message?"

Ronaldo replied without raising his head: "Carl's."

Ferguson also checked his inbox, but found that there was not a single unread text message in it.

"Partial brat." The old man muttered dissatisfiedly.

Just after complaining, Ferguson's cell phone rang cheerfully.

Looking down, it was the Lions coach who called.

One second he was still complaining about the other party, and the next second he received a call. Even Ferguson, a scheming person, suddenly felt a bit embarrassed in his heart as if his secret had been exposed (although Ferguson knew that Karl couldn’t know I complained about him behind my back), coughed, and the Red Devils coach answered the phone with some embarrassment: "Hello, Karl."

"Finally I can face you again, Sir." The coach of the Lions team chuckled and said, "I have been looking forward to this day for a long time."

"I also wanted to verify and verify how far you have grown now. Munich 1860 was taught very well by you. Even I was jealous." After sending a few words of emotion, Ferguson suddenly gossiped: "You give Ronaldo What did the kid say? Let him be silly."

Karl asked without answering: "You said Ronaldo, are you laughing?"

"Laughing is like winning a bet on a horse."

"Hehe." Carl changed the subject: "Speaking of the Champions League final, I want to talk to you about a very serious matter." His tone was very solemn.

Ferguson was indeed distracted: "Let me listen."

"For the sake of killing each other between master and apprentice, why don't you use psychological warfare against my team?"

"Impossible." Ferguson refused very simply: "I will try my best to defeat all the teams that stand on the opposite side of Manchester United, no matter what method I use."

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, I knew you would answer like this." Carl raised his eyebrows, said "It's not what I expected", and said with a little emotion, then he straightened his face and said lightly: "Then don't expect me to say the same thing." Show mercy to Manchester United."

Ferguson blew his beard and stared at the phone.

……

The news of the 1860-8 bloodbath against Barcelona in the two rounds of the 0 Champions League semi-final in Munich shocked the entire European football world on the second day. Compared with this, Manchester United's difficult overtime victory over Chelsea and their approach to the Champions League final are not big news.

Because the Lions set a series of new historical records in these two games against Barcelona: First, the 5 goals conceded at home in the first round became the biggest home defeat in the history of Barcelona in the Champions League.The previous record for Barcelona's biggest loss at home was created by the 1997:0 defeat to Dynamo Kiev in the 4 UEFA Champions League group stage.

第二，这是自1987年欧洲联盟杯，巴萨客场0-1、主场1-2负于邓迪联队之后，21年来红蓝军团出征欧洲战场首次在淘汰赛里被对手双杀。

第三，创造了巴塞罗那俱乐部自1955年欧足联创办冠军联赛、联盟杯(博览会杯)和优胜者杯以来，出征欧洲赛场的53年里，在欧冠淘汰赛中的最大负分纪录。巴萨上一次在欧战两回合赛制中丢球最大比分是在1963-64赛季对阵汉堡，主场4-4、客场2-3，总比分6-7落败，远没有如今的0:8这样让人看着就觉得触目惊心。

Fourth, 1860 Munich became the first team in the history of the Champions League to score zero against Barcelona in the knockout rounds.

Fifth, 1860 Munich and Barcelona teamed up to create the semi-finals with the widest goal difference since the UEFA Champions League was restructured.

In addition to the above five records that made Barcelona feel extremely embarrassed, the Lions and Barcelona almost equaled another historical record-the largest semi-final score in the history of the Champions League, which was defeated by Real Madrid 1964-8 in 1 In the game in Zurich, a total of 9 goals were conceded, and no matter which side concedes another goal in the game between the Lions and Barcelona, ​​it is tantamount to tying this record.

I really don’t know if I don’t summarize it, and everyone was shocked when I summarized it.

The Barcelona fans originally felt ashamed after the game, but after seeing the historical record summed up by the media, which was so embarrassing and dazzling to them, they wished they could immediately close their eyes, ears, mouth and nose and empty their brains. If you don't know anything, or immediately fight with Munich 1860 for three days and three nights, you will also create a record of shame for the opponent.

In addition to summarizing what historical records have been broken in this Champions League semi-final, the media also talked about the various tactics used in the game.

Why Munich 1860 can abuse Barcelona with 8 goals has become a focus of everyone's collective discussion.

In the European sports media, newspapers and magazines such as "French Football", "Kicker" and even "The Times" and "Observer", which are highly professional, have conducted in-depth analysis of the tactics used by Munich 1860 against Barcelona in the game: " In the first leg at the Nou Camp, Barcelona did not actually take Munich 1860 seriously. Auston must have seen this, so he let Barcelona have the ball from the beginning - on the surface, The initial scene in Barcelona was completely excellent. At that time, all the commentators were singing laments to Munich 1860, but in fact? When Barcelona controlled the ball, Munich 1860 was not idle, they kept shrinking the space , making it difficult for Barcelona to get the ball in the penalty area, and finally limited Barcelona's offense outside the small penalty area, so that the Red and Blues did not make a substantive shot."

"After using the method of boiling frogs in warm water to allow Barcelona to control the ball but do nothing to attack, 1860 Munich started their own attack. Their first goal was a bit of luck, but from the second goal, it was The crystallization of teamwork, coupled with Valdez's continuous mistakes, made Barcelona score such an astonishing 0:5 at their home court."

"So Barcelona in the first round was a model of self-death. No one in their entire team saw Karl Oston's tactical approach, or they saw it at the beginning, but they didn't see it at all. Don't take it seriously, just let your opponent slowly grind you to death, until they can't move even if they want to turn over?"

"Then the second round was at Allianz's home court. Because they returned to their home court, 1860 Munich were obviously much more proactive in this game. They formed a controlling pressure on Barcelona's ball holders from the very beginning. The cooperation of Ston's team when defending without the ball is also amazing. It is not that Barcelona has not played cooperation in this game, but as long as they are linked together, Munich 1860 will not stop controlling Barcelona's frontcourt insertion every minute However, the midfielder led by Beckham performed very well on the defensive end, and Barcelona has never been able to go one step further.”

"There is also the attack of Munich 1860. They played so successfully in the two rounds. One reason is defense, and the other reason is efficient and cautious attack-the Lions handle the ball so beautifully, even from the backcourt At the beginning of the counterattack, if the wide players are not plugged in, or the frontcourt is not in place, they will never play the ball... I watched the video of the game three times, and every player seems to have this Treat the regulations as a creed, and maintain them conscientiously, and no one makes mistakes and fouls on them..."

In the "Times" report, a football commentator who was later revealed by fans to be an "Auston fan" said in the last paragraph: "Carl Auston is not the kind of coach in the broad sense. He seldom makes a lot of noise on the sidelines like other coaches, but usually behaves very quietly, but this kind of quiet is by no means pure silence."

"Auston's quietness is based on sufficient pre-match preparations and strong self-confidence-this point must have been known to the world through the two games between 1860 and Barcelona-Auston rarely He adjusts his tactics during the game because everything about the opponent is under his control, and there are very few things in the game that even he is surprised by.”

"I don't know if anyone has noticed that whenever Oston walks into the crowd, he can always easily gather everyone's attention and let the impetuousness around him settle down. He has a static deterrent force, this kind of Deterrence will immediately silence a noisy opponent, fear a powerful opponent, and make those who stand on his side feel peaceful and fearless."

"I really want to see Osten's daily life and work. People who are good at discovering can definitely capture many, many secrets from him. Maybe we can find out all the reasons and details of the successful rise of Munich in 1860?"

……

Every team needs a backer.

What is a backer?

It means that when the team wins, they can't get any praise, but as long as the team loses, the media fans will definitely blame the person who is the first to blame.

The blame man is similar to the MT in the game, and it plays a role of attracting hatred and diverting the attention of media fans.

Sometimes they are players, with the highest rate of shots taken by central defenders in all positions. After the game, the fans of the losing team will always roar like this: "XXX, you are a defensive midfielder and not a striker. Why do you always go forward! It's all your fault if the defense concedes the ball!" or "I'm fucking XXX, you are an undercover agent sent by the opponent team! You are definitely an undercover agent!"

Sometimes they are the head coaches, and Mourinho, who has the most black fans, can be called the "professional blame for 30 years" among the head coaches, especially in the last season, whenever Chelsea lost, the Blues fans didn't say anything, Fans of other teams will jump out and accuse unanimously: It's all because of Mourinho!

Sometimes they are the club management. For example, Arsenal have not won a heavyweight championship in recent seasons. When Gunners fans think of this, they will fire at the top management: let you build a new stadium!Let you sell the captain!Let you not give Wenger a transfer fee!Lose it!No more crowns!It's all your stingy fault!

This season, there are many people who are responsible for Barcelona. Among the players are Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Deco, Valdes, etc., the head coach is Rijkaard, and even the four most famous media in Spain, Makaas The Japanese world is often pulled out by fans to flog the corpse, saying that it is because these media only report negative news about Barcelona every day, which creates a bad public opinion environment and huge pressure on the team.

However, there is also a problem with too many blamers, that is, the firepower is very scattered.

In just two or three days after being eliminated from the Champions League by Munich 1860, newspapers, the Internet, and bars were full of artillery attacks from Barcelona fans. Some people think that Abidal's defense is too sloppy, and some people think that Roeto'o's attack power is too strong. Poor, some people think goalkeeper Valdez is saving with his eyes, some people think Rijkaard is useless...

The consequence of not having a single person to blame is that every Barcelona fan firmly believes that the person they hacked is the culprit. They kept spitting at each other and almost fought among themselves.

After exchanging opinions with club chairman Laporta and confirming that Ronaldinho, Eto'o and other players will not be sold at the end of this season, Cruyff raised his arms in his newspaper column and voted for the fans. A focus of artillery fire: "It's all Rijkaard's fault! His pre-match tactics were wrong, his on-the-spot command made frequent mistakes, and he couldn't even manage the dressing room well. He made the most mistakes when Barcelona was eliminated!"

So the Barcelona fans also followed their godfather and said in unison: "What the fuck Larry Jekaard!"

After seeing Cruyff's column, Rijkaard was almost mad: "This is the rhythm of pushing me out to let the fans die!" '

Of course Rijkaard disagreed.He admits that he failed to fulfill the responsibility of the head coach in the game against Munich 1860, but he never thinks that the fault of the loss is all his fault!If he is allowed to be smeared like this, not only will he become notorious, but he may not be able to find a decent job after leaving Barcelona at the end of the season!

So Rijkaard contacted a Spanish TV station at the speed of light and accepted an exclusive interview with the reporter there. In the interview, he first praised 1860 Munich (Barcelona lost very helplessly because the opponent was too strong) , and then some remorse and self-blame (I scolded myself bloody first, are you embarrassed to continue to only black me?), and then focused on criticizing the internal problems of the team, dragging everyone into the water (no blame the public).

In the end, Rijkaard also attacked someone without naming names (although everyone knows who he was talking about): "Some people forget how they were once Those who were dismissed by others, but relying on their seniority, acted like they were pointing out the country every day. Every time they argued with others before the game to cause trouble for the team, and after the game, they would look after the horse to see who was not pleasing to the eye. I want to say that instead of being old After the game, I said clearly, why don't you come and replace me? Anyway, I will leave Catalonia after this season, why don't someone return to the old job, so that the world can see whether he is old and strong, or has fallen behind Times, only talk about it..."

Cruyff was so annoyed by this interview, but he could not respond and could only bear with it, because Rijkaard did not name him in the interview, but kept using "someone" and "he", Cruyff If he stood up and cursed back, wouldn't it be a good admission to the whole world that the old chatter Rijkaard was talking about was himself?