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Carl pushed the door open and invited Ronaldo into the bathroom.

Ronaldo looked forward, his body was tall and straight like a pole, he didn't even dare to twist his head, let alone bow his head.His injury was actually not serious, only a layer of epidermis was burned and some blood came out. After applying some medicine, it will be fine after a few days for the wound to heal. But the trouble is that the injured part is the back of the neck, which is in charge of the whole head, up, down, left, and right Activities, especially the wound is still fresh and the area is large. If Ronaldo twists left and right without paying attention, although it will not slow down the healing of the wound, the pain that comes immediately will definitely make a tough guy grin his teeth. Endure it for a long time.

At this time, the most flexible part of his body, apart from his hands and feet, was his eyes that kept blinking up and down.

I rushed to the hospital in the afternoon, and when I saw Ronaldo who was being treated by the doctor, Karl was attracted by those eyes that kept rolling, and then he couldn't laugh out loud despite his image—different people Making the same movement gives others a different feeling, such as the act of rolling the eyeballs flexibly, some people do it with malicious intentions, some people do it with evil spirits, and some people do it It looks very weird.

As for Ronaldo, anyone who knows him knows that he belongs to the kind of person who is not good at hiding his emotions, happiness or troubles are very straightforward on his face, and his eyes always look directly at each other without avoiding, giving people A particularly honest feeling.

But when such a person made a ghostly expression like rolling his eyes, Carl didn't feel any evil, madness or elf's weird temperament, he just felt a little... pitiful.

So he showed great love and decided to take care of it to the end: "Shower or take a bath?"

Ronaldo thought for a while that the medicine on the back of his neck was just applied an hour ago, and it would be bad to wash it off now, so he said, "Soak it."

Carl started to turn on the water, test the water temperature, and pour the bath agent into the bathtub to dissolve: "The water is ready, can I help you undress?"

Ronaldo froze for a moment, and immediately waved his hand: "No, no, get out."

Carl shrugged, stood up and walked towards the door.

Ronaldo kept his eyes on the front, stretched out his hands and began to undress, first the shirt, the T-shirt, the belt, and the trousers. When he was about to take off his underwear, a voice suddenly came from behind: "Underwear Did you choose red because you thought the color would bring you good luck?"

The voice startled Ronaldo, and he turned his head reflexively: "Why are you still there-woo! Hiss hurts!" Neck!The wound on the back of the neck is twisted!

Carl came over to help him check the wound, and after seeing that the gauze was still clean and no blood seeped out, he replied, "Ah, I'm worried that you still have a place to use me, so I'm going to wait until you get into the bathtub." go out."

So, just now this guy was actually standing behind him, watching him take off his clothes? !

Ronaldo felt that his whole body was starting to heat up.Then in the next second, regardless of the pain in the back of his neck, he quickly jumped into the bathtub, and after adding the bath agent, the milky white warm water covered his body.

It flashes so fast.Carl lowered his eyes, and said slowly, "Taking a bath in underwear..." It broke Ronaldo's thoughts of getting into the water too hastily because of his shyness.

Ronaldo didn't respond like Carl expected, "I just like to take a bath in my underwear!" Instead, he made a sharper counterattack——

The young Portuguese player was moving about in the bathtub, causing layers of ripples and splashes on the surface of the water. After a while, he threw a pair of red underwear with a little emerald green color out of the water.

The wet underwear landed on the ground in front of Carl, making a "pop".

Carl glanced at it: "The colors are so bright."

"Red and green are the colors of the Portuguese flag!" the Manchester United star said triumphantly, "I'm naked now, why don't you go away quickly? Do you want to have a bath with me?"

Soon Ronaldo regretted what he said, because the person in front of him immediately responded kindly: "Together? Okay." He even started to unbutton his tie and buttons!

The slender, delicate and white neck was quickly exposed, followed by the collarbone.

Ronaldo couldn't bear to throw water outside to drive people away: "Go, go! Get out!"

Just looking at the expression, the frantic Ronaldo almost seems to want to sing "NONONONONO!" to Carl, uh, if it is changed to another language, it is... Ya Lingdie!Ya butterfly!Ya butterfly!

Carl wasn't ready to really push people into a hurry, he just wanted to tease the other party. Seeing that Ronaldo's emotions were on the verge of breaking out, he quickly turned around and left, waving his hands and saying, "I leave the jacuzzi for you to enjoy alone. Come on, I'll take a shower in the other bathroom."

After going out, Karl put away the smile on his face, thinking: The difference between friendship and love is sex. If you want to change from straight to curved, you need to have some physical reactions besides just blushing!Why is it not hard?

In the bathroom, Ronaldo, who was taking a bath, let out a long breath.

Almost exposed!Why did he react now? Fortunately, the dive came in in time. If he hadn’t turned around and bulged his underwear into a ball, his face would have been thrown into outer space—or he was holding back For a few months, I have been taking good care of it with my right hand!

Ronaldo glanced at the water surface with deep resentment: It's too disappointing!

However, it's a rare opportunity to be alone now, so hurry up and flush the evidence into the sewer after masturbation... Well, it's such a happy decision!

……

Cristiano Ronaldo has been off the radar of tabloid reporters in Manchester for three days.

Training does not appear.In the last game against Birmingham, he performed so well. He scored twice and scored twice. There was no news of Ferguson giving the team a holiday in Old Trafford. How could such a good man disappear? What?

Manchester United officially gave that Ronaldo has been unable to participate in team training in recent days due to some personal reasons, but he will definitely return to the team before the team's next game.

As for the personal reason, the Manchester United club refused to disclose it life and death, which made the media feel itchy.

The restaurants and bars I frequented were nowhere to be seen, and the gray hairs of the reporters squatting in those places were almost coming out.

Ronaldo is currently the most watched star in the Premier League. He has scored nearly 20 goals in the past half a season. He has almost booked the Premier League Golden Boot for this season in advance. Plus he is tall and handsome. The models, actresses and hosts are all very happy to have a chat with him (although Ronaldo himself has never responded to these ambiguous invitations), his popularity can be said to be the No. 1 in English football, only when Beckham returns home, the media The exposure and attention can compete with him.

Not to mention the lack of training for ordinary Premier League players, even the transfer is estimated to be published in local newspapers, and then occupy a small piece of tofu in national publications. Potential for headlines.

He was absent from training for three days during the season due to unknown reasons, and he seemed to have disappeared from Manchester... The reporters of the "Sun" and "Manchester Evening News" decided not to stop until they dug up the truth!

So they went to wait outside Ronaldo's villa, and they didn't even leave at night, preferring to sit and wait in the car with their cameras open.

In the end, something was dug up by the media: Auston lived in this house!

The cameras of the media clearly recorded the signs of the day's activities of the Munich 1860 coach: at dawn, he came out with two large black plastic bags to throw out the trash; three hours later, at about 9 o'clock in the morning, Ronaldo's A Lamborghini took to the street, going to supermarkets and pharmacies. Because of fear of being discovered, the reporter did not take pictures of what the other party bought; at noon, although the reporter knew that he was far away from the main house of Ronaldo Villa There was a distance, but I still suspected that I could smell the aroma of food; no one came out for the whole afternoon, and at night, the whole villa was brightly lit, and the sound of jazz music could be heard faintly.

Ronaldo is not at home?Auston lives in the Manchester United star's house and feels comfortable as if he is at home?

Not to mention journalists working in the media industry, even ordinary people will probably feel that they have seen these things!Inside!screen!

But the first feeling of the reporters of "Manchester Evening News" and "Sun News" was not "good love!", but - it turns out that there are really men in the world who wear suits even when they go out to take out the garbage in the early morning!

Among the various descriptions of Carl by the English media in the past, "extreme attention to personal image" is definitely one that must be mentioned, but from today on, it may be added to those descriptions that are so large that they can be written on half a page. Go in a little bit of "Auston has an OCD to die if he doesn't wear a suit" because the reporters racked their brains to look back and it really doesn't seem like no one has ever seen Auston in a bathrobe, bathing suit, loungewear, except for filming work T-shirt and shorts, as if these other men's must-have clothing did not exist in the Auston family...

"Karl Alston's disheveled and half naked photo" is definitely one of the views that the people of England want to see the most. It is far ahead in the votes of some weird forums, even higher than the option of "Prince William's underwear" Favored by netizens.

After squatting outside Ronaldo's villa for more than 30 hours, the media got nothing but a bunch of photos of Auston, so the reporter of "Manchester Evening News" ended his waiting ahead of time, and returned to the agency for his relentlessness. Reluctantly issued a press release: "C Ronaldo is suspected of returning to Portugal, Auston is looking after his friend's house"

It turns out that the so-called truth is that Auston is looking after Ronaldo's house...

This news can be regarded as lace, but it is not a gossip, because it is well known that Karl and the stars of Manchester United are friendly. Going to London, there are also Mourinho and Beckham. At first, the media fans will be excited because of this kind of thing. Later, the G-spot is poked too many times, so it’s not surprising...

But "The Sun" reporter Gary Jeb was disappointed, but also felt a little reconciled.

Good friend, you help me, I help you look at the house and so on, it's not like the news that the "Sun" will publish at all!The manuscript written by Gary Jeb must have a strong taste!

What's more, Gary Jeb didn't believe the speculation of the "Manchester Evening News" reporter. He didn't think Ronaldo would go back to Portugal at this time, so he tried to find a breakthrough from Manchester United, and wanted to find out why Ronaldo suspended training a few days ago. what is the reason.

As a result, by mistake, he actually dug out the truth-Ronaldo shaved his hair and burned himself. This matter has been concealed from the fans, and he can also give the doctors and nurses in the hospital a gag order, but what should be done inside the Manchester United club? What you know is known—a considerable number of people laughed out loud when they heard about it, and then they couldn’t wait to share it with colleagues and friends. When Ferguson was worried that his disciple’s face would not look good, he specially told everyone not to spread this story indiscriminately. When the incident happened, the news was actually known to almost everyone.

The person who broke the news to Gary Jeb was a staff member of the Manchester United youth training camp. The other party has a long-term cooperative relationship with Jeb. The staff did not dare to directly announce Ronaldo’s name (for fear that he would be settled after the fall), but after explaining in detail the cause and effect of a certain player’s injury, he added: “The player who accidentally burned himself is a member of the team. The most stinky one."

With this sentence, even if Gary Jeb doesn't indicate who the star is in the news, fans can guess Ronaldo's name.

A day later, Gary Jeb's masterpiece "C Ronaldo shaved himself and burned himself behind closed doors, Auston turned into a full-time nanny" was published on the headline of "The Sun" and distributed nationwide, no, all of Europe, and caused a lot of trouble. There was a huge sensation.

It is said that Ferguson was furious after seeing the news, and cursed the "Sun" in the office for more than an hour, because the first game Ronaldo encountered after returning to the team in a few days was the battle between Manchester United and Arsenal. Ferguson was very worried This report will have a negative impact on Ronaldo and prevent him from playing his best in the game against Arsenal.

As for Ronaldo himself?The moment he saw the newspaper, his whole body turned red, and it felt like every pore in his body was emitting steam... If Karl hadn't stopped him, he would have rushed out to publish today's "The Sun" Buy and burn all the newspapers, or go directly to the newspaper office to duel Gary Jeb...

In the next few days after that, Ronaldo lived more reclusively. Even after the injury on the back of his neck was completely healed and he resumed the training game, he went home directly after leaving Old Trafford, just to avoid the embarrassment of being caught by reporters and asking questions.

But trouble is not something you can avoid by hiding. Gary Jeb seemed to dislike Ronaldo. After this news, he made a lot of follow-up reports. For example, he specially interviewed one of Ronaldo’s ex-girlfriends. An ex-girlfriend still hated Ronaldo for dumping her, and deliberately said to the microphone: "Yes, C. Ronaldo is a very smug man. When we went out on a date together, the time he spent dressing up before going out Almost as much as me! And he loves hair removal, likes to look naked, does not allow himself to have sticky hair stubble, removes hair twice a week, and very exaggeratedly removes all the hair on his body Light……"

Carl's fingers clicked and clicked on a certain sentence, and he resisted the idea of ​​going to the bathroom to take a peek.

However, when Ronaldo came out wearing a T-shirt and shorts, holding a towel and wiping his head, Carl still held up a newspaper and asked him: "I heard that you like to remove all the hair from your whole body?" He emphasized the word "full body" He made a sound, and glanced at the other's shorts meaningfully.

Ronaldo's red is about to smoke again.

……

In early January, Tom Ford's spring/summer 2008 promotional campaign started shooting in London.

Luxurious studio, top makeup artist and top photography team, as well as Tom Ford coming to direct the commercials, needless to say, the most attractive point of this series of fashion blockbusters that has caused a sensation all over the world before the filming started , is its originality and gimmick.

Tom Ford has long revealed to the media that there are four themes in this series of advertisements, and Karl Oston needs to change at least dozens of outfits. The most reserved coach in European football will try different styles of clothing It is already very attractive, and the reason why media fans are more interested in this commercial shooting is that Tom Ford is a brand that is often associated with the word "sex", and Auston is famous "Treasure meat like gold", the brand with the most open advertising style in the world and the most traditional coach in football are about to start a cooperation. How can it not be eye-catching?