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After the UEFA Super Cup, the fans exclaimed:

"Oh my god, 1860 Munich really beat AC Milan!"

"I thought there must be no suspense for Milan to win the Super Ben..."

"Is this German team going against the sky?"

"Although he is not well-known, Oston has brought in elite players for the team, the kind that perfectly fit the tactics of Munich 1860."

"They will definitely reach the top [-] in this year's Champions League!"

Various European media are also discussing:

"Munich 1860 wins the "Battle of Tactics" and Milan is eliminated, fans are hysterical" "Super Bowl fiasco An Shuai is preparing for a clean-up summation: Milan is still the world champion" "Comics - 1860 staged a counterattack against the Lions to overthrow the pinnacle of Milan"

"Milan's Christmas tree shows Achilles' heel, Pirlo Kaka trapped and lost"

"The performance of the Lions made Oston very happy and praised the team: everyone is a hero" When Lewandowski just transferred to Munich 1860, only the media in Lewandowski's hometown made a series of reports on the matter Most of the other Polish media just randomly found a piece of tofu in the corner of the newspaper and stuffed the news in it. Who made Lewandowski at that time just a player who had just been promoted to the second division of the former club?

But now, the Polish media suddenly gave their fellow countrymen a grand treatment, and even the largest sports newspaper in Poland published a full-page news: "Polish teenager's dream strike shocked the world, Oston's transfer is once again "picked up"" and others Interviews and program invitations filled the mailbox of Lewandowski's agent.

The Italian media was immersed in the huge shock for two days, and then began to think Italianly: "What words should be used to describe the victory of Munich 1860 against AC Milan? Unbelievable? Thrilling? Soul-stirring? Epic-level duel? Throwing With all the decorative rhetoric, at the end of the day, it was an absolute tactical oppression, a triumph of artistic football."

"In Italy, AC Milan is the representative of the technical flow. The German team's tough and iron-blooded demeanor has never been seen by them, but this time the Rossoneri met the German opponents. The control of the rhythm is better, the diversified passing lines in the frontcourt of Munich 1860, the precise aim, the complete blockade of Milan's striker in the middle and backcourt... the Rossoneri's loss is not wronged at all."

"Gazzetta dello Sport" paid more attention to the position under Ancelotti's buttocks: "The Super Cup is not a good sign, and Anshuai may be replaced by Lippi?" "" Ancelotti said after the game that Milan had done their best and had no regrets. Berlusconi did not mention his team when he was interviewed by Sky TV. He only commented on their opponents, saying that Munich 1860 played It's too beautiful and deserves to win. When talking about the team coach Ancelotti, Berlusconi said categorically, "I will not terminate the contract with Ancelotti, he should stay", but everyone knows the habits of politicians, By saying this, Berlusconi may be implying the opposite..."

British Sky Sports has always been the favorite to rate the players. This time they also rated the players of the two teams. The players of the Lions generally got high scores, especially the midfielders who repeatedly contributed fierce tackles and good scheduling in the game. The players in the game scored around 7 points, and Lewandowski, who participated in an important event for the team for the first time, even scored as high as 8 points in his debut. The British football masters are generally optimistic about his future development.

As for AC Milan, the players' scoring is a bit shabby: Kaka's performance in the first half was able to score 8 points, which was the biggest contributor to helping Milan score one point, but his performance in the second half generally only scored 6 points. 7 points; Pato, who came off the bench in the second half, did not score, but because he was young, he created a certain threat to the goal of Munich 1860, so he scored 7 points; Ancelotti replaced Gilardino at the last moment with the lowest score. Only five points, and although Pirlo organized and dispatched well, he was unable to successfully clear himself in the opponent's siege. In the end, he made several mistakes and the pass was not accurate enough, so he scored a disappointing 6 points.

Except for these iconic figures, most of the other Milan players did not leave a deep impression on the media. Looking back after the game, I can’t remember what a certain player did in the game. His performance was mediocre and there were no highlights. .

So now one of the hottest topics after the European Super Cup is the tactical discussion about AC Milan. The Italian media pointed out: "Munich 1860 can beat AC Milan by restricting Pirlo, and other teams can also use this. Set, Milan must make a change, otherwise, it will be difficult for them to go as far in this season's Champions League as last year."

Of course the most excited is the German media. "Kicker" even wrote: "1860 broke the curse of luck and defended the honor of German football!" 》The so-called "unbeatable" curse refers to the fact that in the history of the battle between the German team and the Italian team, as long as the German chariot encounters the Apennines in the competition, the former will kneel to the latter-in the history of modern football, Germany and Italy The two teams have confronted 28 games in total. The German team lost 13 games, drew 8 games, and won 7 games. Those 33 games were all friendly matches. As long as they encountered major competitions, whether it was the European Cup or the World Cup, Germany had never defeated Italy.

而在友谊赛中，德国对意获胜也要追溯到12年以前了：1995年6月，为庆祝瑞士足协成立100年举行的友谊赛里，德国队在苏黎世以2:0的比分战胜了意大利。

In fact, European football has the habit of being unstoppable, as well as the Netherlands and Spain, and even these two countries are even more exaggerated than Germany-the Netherlands has a history of winning against Italy for nearly 1978 years since the 30 World Cup, while Spain is For 87 years, yes, since the 1920 Olympic Games, Spain has to wave the white flag desperately every time it meets Italy in a competition.

But why did Germany's "overwhelming luck" make such a fuss that fans all over the world want to ridicule it at every turn?Naturally, it was because of the World Cup in Germany.

The 2006 World Cup was held in Germany, and the German team was also full of ambitions, vowing to keep the Hercules Cup in this land. Who would have thought that their dream would be broken by the Italian team-this blow was almost as heavy as It is equivalent to that in next year's Beijing Olympics, China failed to win the honor of the number one gold medal, and the championship was still won by the United States and Russia.So the new enmity adds to the old grievances, German fans have been watching Italian football since last year, gnashing their teeth.

German fans are so eager to win against Italy, and this desire has continued for many years.

Therefore, although the battle between the Lions and Milan has nothing to do with the national team competition, but because the two teams each have several main players from the German and Italian national teams, this European Super Cup has been hyped as a match between German football and Italian football. The duel, the victory of Munich 1860, was praised by the German media as "a symbolic battle for German football to break the curse of luck."

It is said that Loew himself also regretted not going to the Louis II Stadium to watch the game in person, but he said that he would definitely study the video carefully, and maybe in the future when the German team played against the Italian team, they would consider using the tactics of Munich 1860.

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Lewandowski, who has been in the limelight recently, is actually having a hard time.

Half heaven, half hell.

The continuous good news in his life made him bubbling beautifully——his reputation spread throughout his hometown, and all relatives and friends who knew his parents called to congratulate him on his outstanding performance in the top European arenas; A department store chain, which was only willing to invite Bojia stars to advertise in the past, contacted his agent yesterday and wanted to ask him to be an endorser; ex-girlfriends and girls who have been in contact with him have also talked to him one after another , the ambiguous meaning of "If you want to ask me to play in Munich" on the phone could not be more clearly expressed.

If only the above good things happened, Lewandowski should undoubtedly be very proud now, but the key is: no!good!of!thing!Affection!and!Go!one!rise!Come!up!

Lewandowski was abused like a dog by his teammates on the training ground recently.

1860 Munich recently launched an activity called "Help Teammates Improve!" All the first-team players volunteered, but there was only one person who was helped - Robert Lewandowski.

This activity is carried out like this: When the team's normal training for the day is over and the coaches leave the base one after another, a teammate will walk up to Lewandowski with a smile (grin?) and say "kindly" He said to him: "Robert, let's stay for extra training together. You need to integrate into the team's tactics as soon as possible, so that you can get the chance to start quickly, right?"

When Lewandowski was asked this by his teammates for the first time, he was immediately overwhelmed by the warm and helpful atmosphere of the new team!Therefore, Lewandowski not only agreed, but also excitedly said: "Please don't be careless and train me well!"

So his teammates really "well" drilled him.

The content of the additional training is basically as follows: In order to maximize Lewandowski’s physical fitness, run [-] meters; practice ball control under defensive pressure, the lions’ defensive players line up, and Lewandowski will take the ball Go forward and see how far he can break through the relentless tackles and tackles of his teammates; the uninterrupted three-person combination pass, all kinds of long and short passes through the ball, not only must be received securely, but also passed The chicness; set-piece shooting practice, the team's main goalkeeper Koch will personally take the shot, and he will never let him go home if he doesn't practice for thirty.

In fact, after the first day of extra training, Lewandowski regretted it. He really wanted to say thank you to Brother Bender for helping him train, and added, "Let's stop here for training!", but Ben Not only did the De brothers not give him a chance to say this, but they brought in another helper: Koch!On the third day, it becomes Hummels, on the fourth day it is Dante and Ogo, on the fifth day it is the double partner of Ozil and Khedira...

In this way, the people who help have been changing, only Lewandowski who is being helped remains unchanged. After a week, Lewandowski either has leg cramps or wants to vomit after training every day. Every time he bids his teammates goodbye, he wants to lie down on the grass. forever!

Behind the brutal extra training, Lewandowski's physical fitness and skills are indeed growing rapidly. He even integrates better than before in tactical training with his teammates, and has been praised by the assistant coach several times.

But this is all in exchange for his countless blood and tears, okay?And the longer the training time, the more frequently the teammates pack and appear, God, can you come one by one a day?Don't have everyone go together every day!

Since Lewandowski became famous with one goal in the game against Milan, his already easy-to-proud personality has become more ostentatious. Opponent 11 players and then blast the ball into the goal" prospect.

But now, Lewandow no longer has such illusory dreams, because he can't even pass [-]v[-] or [-]v[-] in training, and he also understands what it means to be someone who is beyond others. Good defenders are all his teammates, every striker tortured by St. Koch really wants to die!these principles.

Although there is no evidence at all, Lewandowski just has a feeling of "seems like everyone looks at me?"

Since childhood, his intuition has been accurate.

The more tired I was, the more I was panting and sore and limp on the ground, unable to get up, it seemed that the more smiles in the eyes of my teammates?

Why is this?

Could it be that rich West Germans are more xenophobic and look down on players from Eastern Europe like me?

No, Misimovic and Dzeko are also from Eastern Europe, but their popularity is quite good.

God favored Lewand and refused to let him think about this problem. By chance, Lewand suddenly learned the truth.

It happened after a regular team practice, and Lewandowski, tired again like an old dog, crawled to the locker room to take a shower. As he was undressing in the outer cubicle, he heard two The conversation of the teammate who was taking a bath: "That Polish kid has a shrewd look for nothing, but he is actually stupid. He still hasn't realized it yet."

"His car is still parked next to the boss?"

"Yeah, I saw my teeth itching when I entered the parking lot in the morning, and I have to double his training in the afternoon!"

"Double? Is it too ruthless? If the boss finds out, won't he be happy?"

"Are we beating him, scolding him, or excluding him? I'm sacrificing my time to help my teammates improve! Even if the boss knows, he won't say anything. Our behavior is aboveboard, even if the Polish kid is put down." , it’s also because of his own lack of strength, so he can’t blame others.”

"Although it is very happy to see him unlucky, there must be a deadline, right? You can't treat him like this all the time."

"Who made him stupid! Someone hinted at him on the first day, but he just didn't understand. Who can blame him?"

Lewandowski suddenly realized when he heard it outside: This is the reason!

The source of everything starts with the team’s garage: There are two parking lots in the training base of 1860 Munich. One is close to the office building for ordinary employees, and the other is built not far from the training ground. Where the coaches and players park their cars.Although the parking lot is just a large piece of land on the surface, it is secretly divided into several areas by the players.

The one with the best position is reserved for the team’s head coach and bosses. I don’t know from which day, all the players of Munich 1860 have formed a consensus that the car of the head coach Oston will always be parked in the first place. In a row, Beckham and Irving can occasionally be in a row with the boss's car, while Portillo and Koch most of the time will be in the wrong parking space with the boss's car, and others have to find a space behind when they park.

This kind of tacit understanding is not expressly stipulated, but it is an unspoken rule that all players know well.

The locker room also ushered in two newcomers in the new season. Thiago had just settled in the city and hadn't bought a car. He basically relied on taxis for training. His new car arrived, and he didn't know to observe after driving into the parking lot. He saw an Aston Martin next to an empty space, so he parked his Chevrolet with that car carelessly, and then It has been like this for many days...

Thinking about it now, the culprit that made me exhausted these days is actually a parking space? !Lewandowski wants to cry but has no tears-if you don't allow parking there, put up a sign, what an unspoken rule!

The conversation in the bathroom continued.

"To be honest, I envy him."

"Envy him being fucked to death every day?"

"Fuck you. I mean - I want to park with the boss's car too!"

"If you miss, try it. Have you forgotten how this rule came about? Isn't it because there are too many people competing for those parking spaces, and everyone is not divided enough, and finally reached a consensus that no one will touch it?"

Lewandowski's chrysanthemum tightened when he heard it, and he silently put back the clothes he had taken off one by one.

The first thing he did after walking out of the locker room was to run to the garage to get his car out, and then parked in an unobtrusive corner.

The next day, when he walked into the locker room cautiously, he found that the atmosphere that made him feel uncomfortable in the past few days disappeared, and the smiles on everyone's faces when they greeted him were much more genuine and friendly than before.As for the daily extra training, Lewandowski believes that it will end soon.

……

"I always knew that he was a popular lover in the eyes of gays, but the scene at the Berlin Pride Parade still shocked me."

"The influence of a male god! At least hundreds of people are holding his large posters, and thousands of people are wearing T-shirts with his face on it."

"I've seen a lot of people imitate what he's wearing - one day he just showed up at the press conference with that rainbow tie, and the next day the same tie is everywhere - the rainbow flag tie? I It’s the first time I’ve seen someone wear it like this.”

"Wowereit, the mayor of Berlin, wears exactly the same pair around his neck."

"It is said that the German gay rights organization would like to thank him for his contribution to the football cabinet - who can tell me what he did? I only remember the commercial! I don't even know whether he is gay or not." Know!"

"In terms of contribution, turning more straight male fans into crooked ones? Ha!"

"If he was really curvy, wouldn't those homophobic patients do anything to him, who would do cruel things to that face?"

"He is neither straight nor curvy, his private life is too clean, maybe he is asexual?"

Carl, who was busy with dinner in the kitchen, heard more and more something was wrong, so he leaned out half of his body, trying to see who the group of boring hosts on the talk show were talking about.

Then he saw his own face on TV.

A woman with big breasts and wide buttocks in a red dress is speaking enthusiastically: "I hope he is double. I have always had a dream, that is to spend the spring night with Auston and Beckham!"