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"Xiao Bei! Xiao Bei, I love you——"

"Owen look here! Owen Owen!"

"Pure Chinese man, Jiayi is a good man!"

"The blond boy, look here~ look here~ look here!"

"Cute big eyes! Big eyes cute! Ozil, I came from Chengdu for you!"

The Beijing Fengtai Sports Center was full of people. Although there were only three to four thousand people in the nearly 4000 seats in the stadium at this time, the noise produced was not inferior to ordinary Chinese Super League games.

The training of Munich 1860 has always been closed to the outside world, but because this trip to China is a commercial activity, the organizer proposed to conduct public training and sell tickets, and the club could not refuse, so this is the first time the team has been open to the public since Karl coached. Training content.

The Lions players were divided into two groups and formed two circles on one side of the court for ball training. The fans also concentrated in the stands here. Most of them were female fans, but there were also a considerable number of male fans. They were basically everyone. They all wore Munich 1860 jerseys, held pictures of players or banners with Chinese characters in their hands, and cheered wildly when they saw their favorite players get the ball, because they shouted in Mandarin, most of the Lions players listened to I don't understand, so no matter how unscrupulous the fans shouted, the team trained wholeheartedly.

The team first warmed up for the circle scramble, and then turned back and ran, passed and cooperated, and shot training. When more than half of the 2-hour public training time passed, the two teams that had been divided long ago were drawn apart on the court. , to start the competition practice.

The public training allows the media to interview and take photos, but video recording is prohibited. Two BTV reporters "clicked" dozens of photos before stopping, and exclaimed to each other: "I also went to Real Madrid in China in 03 and 05. According to interviews, the Real Madrid stars are very casual during training, basically running around and passing the ball, and most of the time is spent waving at the fans. How can they be as serious as 1860 Munich now-I think even if they are in the Bundesliga In the middle of the day, the daily training is similar to this."

"It's because of the different style of the team. The Germans are already rigorous. It is possible to kick a commercial training out of the game."

Just as the fans were cheering for their favorite star, a figure slowly walked out of the player tunnel.

Compared with the suits and ties at the beginning, Karl Oston’s current clothes are undoubtedly much simpler-the champagne vest and the deep red tie are gone, and only a pink shirt is left on the upper body. In today’s hot and humid Beijing Although it can't be said that it looks very cool in the weather, it also looks very refreshing.

As soon as the Lions coach came on the stage, he immediately detonated the emotions of the fans in the stands.

"Auston I love you!"

"You are the most handsome man in the world!"

"The real person is actually more aura than the TV!"

"Karl, I want to have a baby for you! The most beautiful pair of half-breeds!"

Hearing this sentence, the reporters in the media area were stunned for a moment, and then they all looked towards the place where the voice came from—they wanted to see when such a bold female fan appeared in China.

But wherever they looked, almost every female fan had the same fanatical expression on their faces. Each of them was waving their arms desperately and shouting, and it was impossible to tell who was the one who said such wild words just now.

The reporters suddenly felt a little uncomfortable: "This group of women can't move when they see a handsome guy!"

……

In Munich, the Koch and Bender brothers trained by the club's youth academy are more popular than others, but in China, the most popular players in the team are undoubtedly Beckham and Owen. Because of Real Madrid, although the love among the die-hard Lions fans is not top, but in the eyes of neutral fans, they are extremely flattering. Further down the row, among the young players, Koch and Ozil also have super high popularity.

Needless to say, Koch, even though people around the world have slightly different tastes, Koch’s handsome face and gilded hair are still favored by the vast majority of people. No matter which continent he goes for a stroll, he can probably find own fans.

It’s just that the way Asian fans express their love is a little different from people in other countries. If European fans love a certain star, they will buy your jersey without saying a word!Buy the products you endorse!There are pictures of you all over the room!Follow you all over the world!Do "There is only one Saint Koch in the world!" for you! "!

Asian fans, anyway, none of the photos of Koch that appeared in the body enhancement center today is normal... Either there are multiple ears on the head and multiple tails behind the back, or the whole person has become a Q version, or there are suddenly more abnormal Don't take photos with other stars cuddling and hugging. These photos are obviously not taken by Koch...

The locker room of the Lions team is a place with strong male hormones. The most pussy behavior of the players is nothing more than looking in the mirror all day to get their hair done like Beckham. Players with corrupt culture are usually out of touch, so when they see fans After holding the pictures related to Koch in their hands, they scratched their heads in confusion: "What are those pictures? It looks so strange."

Koch shrugged, indicating that he didn't know either.

But when he turned around, he deliberately stared at the stands and searched for dozens of seconds, until he saw the photo of himself and the boss hanging on it, and then he came to dribble contentedly.

It is easy to understand that he is handsome and popular, but it is a bit puzzling to be loved by fans if he is not handsome.

Among the more than 3000 fans in the stadium tonight, at least two to three hundred came for Ozil. They wore the No. 1860 jersey of Munich 10: every four to five minutes, his name would be called by the fans It rings once; there are at least four or five large photos of him in the stands, and a pink love heart and the words "I love Ozil" are painted next to Ozil in the jersey; "Don't women love handsome guys the most?" ? Why do so many people like Ozil?"

"Probably because men and women have different aesthetics?"

"It's impossible to be so different! I'm not handsome, and I'm also 1.8 meters tall and skinny. Why don't you see those female colleagues all around me?"

"...Because you're not a football star, you don't earn as much money as him?"

"Fuck you!"

Someone went to the stage to inquire, and the answer they brought back surprised others: "Those beauties have all kinds of opinions." The young reporter who ran to inquire: "Some say that Ozil's style of play is like Zidane only likes it, some people say that he works hard on the field and off the field, and some people say that his big eyes are flickering and cute, do you know what is the weirdest saying?"

The young man's voice suddenly became sharp: "Is Ozil called ugly? That's distinctive! He has big eyes and small mouth. Don't mention how shy he looks when he starts running. His waist is weak and he has to twist it from time to time. It's timid. The small ones don’t even dare to set up a wall, they never shoot for professional assists, they don’t care about themselves and only benefit others, no matter how you look at it...it’s adorable!"

The male reporters rolled their eyes greatly: "This group of women with overflowing maternal love!"

……

When Cristiano Ronaldo, who was bored alone in the hotel, also suddenly appeared in the bodybuilding center, the stadium seemed like a firewood was added to the boiling oil pan.

The fans didn't dare to recognize the man in sunglasses who appeared next to Karl Oston at first, until a fan screamed "Ronaldo!", and then attracted the man in sunglasses to turn back, the fans became crazy .

They didn't expect that they bought a training ticket for Munich 1860, and they could get a Ronaldo as a benefit for nothing.

"C Ronaldo ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Male god! Male god, look over here!"

Ronaldo couldn't understand what the fans were shouting, but judging from the sudden rise of two decibels of cheers in the stands after he entered the field, he also knew that the fans recognized him, so he turned his head and waved at the stands casually .

Then he stood beside Carl, and began to seriously discuss with Carl whether there is a book in China called "A Thousand Ways of Eating Potatoes and Fish" - Carl took the other party to eat all over the sequelae of different ways of cooking fish and potatoes in local restaurants in Beijing .

Although I visited China once with the Manchester United team in 05, at that time Ronaldo had no one who understood Chinese culture. He and his teammates would either stay in the hotel for a buffet, or go out to attend a dinner party. Many large-scale banquets in China were prepared. It’s very westernized. The Red Devils stars stayed in China for a few days and ate all kinds of western food. Japanese food is the most oriental. So when he boarded the plane to leave China last time, Ronaldo actually felt that the big food country is nothing more than that. food.

Of course, this inherent impression of Ronaldo has been completely corrected now, but the questions caused by his diet sometimes become chattery. For example, he is asking a question over and over again: "Boiled fish is so heavy Is it really a Chinese national dish?"

Carl suddenly turned around and pointed to the stands and said, "They're calling you 'male god'."

The word "male god" greatly satisfied Ronaldo's vanity, and he immediately turned around and showed a sunny smile to the fans in the stands.

A female fan blushed and fell backwards clutching her chest. Several friends around her hurriedly caught her.

"I am so handsome."

Carl saw the long-sleeved trousers on the female fan and said, "I feel dizzy from the heat."

Ronaldo gave him a white look.

Carl smiled and said, "If you don't believe me, you can ask."

Ronaldo thought he didn't have such a thick skin, and asked the female fans, "Are you fainted by my handsomeness or heat?" So he kept releasing electricity to the stands, trying to faint another one for Karl to see.

……

The public training lasted until ten o'clock in the evening. The last event was that the players kicked 30 signed footballs to the fans as an expression of gratitude.

After Hummels kicked the last ball, there was a sudden uproar in the stands: "Auston, one! Auston, one!"

The fans clamored and refused to leave.

The partners of Munich 1860's trip to China were very embarrassed. They sent more than a dozen staff members to the stands to persuade the fans, but with little success.

The players had been active for a full 2 ​​hours. They were either hungry or tired, and some of them could not stop yawning.

Carl asked for a microphone and said, facing the stands, "My feet stink."

His well-spoken Mandarin shocked the fans, and they shouted even more enthusiastically: "Come one, come one!"

"No! Two, two!"

The fans are so enthusiastic, but Karl is disrespectful.

He asked the staff for three footballs, signed his name one by one, and wrote a short greeting.

Karl kicked the ball quickly and accurately. Just as the people around him watched him set the ball, the next second, the football had already flown towards the stands.

It's just that the ball was flying... It hit the railing of the stands with a "bang", failed to climb into the arms of the fans, and fell to the ground instead.

Unfavorable start, Karl touched his nose in embarrassment.

A group of female fans shouted: "So cute! So cute!" and then snapped the shutter.

But there were also a few sharp-eyed male fans who turned over and jumped off the stands to pick up the ball on the grass.

Although the smelly footwork made Karl feel ashamed, but the looting of his signature football also made him feel comforted.

So Karl was happy and shot two more balls into the stands—the last three of the five balls were firmly caught by the fans. The improvement in shooting technology is really gratifying.

The Lions players were dragged back to the hotel, and more than 3000 fans left the stadium with regret or satisfaction to go home.

People with deep pockets found those lucky fans who had grabbed the football and offered to pay a high price to redeem it.

Most people just shook their heads and hugged the football tightly, and some people couldn't move when they saw the thick RMB, and sold the ball as soon as they got out of the stadium.

As soon as he made a move, all the spectators gathered around and said, "How much did you sell for?"

The man quoted a price.

Immediately, someone sighed that he saw Qian's eyes open: "It's a loss! Now in all of China, no, there are only more than 30 Munich 1860 signed footballs in the whole of Asia. I don't know when the team will have to wait until the next trip to China. Such a precious one. Limited product, the value cannot be simply estimated! Not to mention that you are selling a ball signed by Alston! Are you stupid? If I were you, I would take the ball back and mark 9999999 on Taobao. If you ask the price, if it can be delayed for a year and a half, the final selling price will be at least this amount!"

Even speaking and making gestures, the crowd made a three-character gesture.The ball has just been sold for [-], and "good-hearted people" mean that it can be sold for at least [-].

The fans were dumbfounded when they heard this.

……

In the early hours of the morning, in a food stall in a night market in Beijing.

After ordering, several old Guoan players greeted Shao Jiayi while drinking beer: "Have a drink?"

Shao Jiayi covered his cup: "I will get up early tomorrow and have activities, so I will skip drinking. Besides, I drink much less than before, so I can have some drinks or water."

Xu Yunlong ordered him a bottle of Coke: "Your team stipulates that no one is allowed to drink alcohol?"

"Not the day before the game, and try to drink as little as possible."

"The rules are really big." Yang Pu snorted coldly.

Xu Yunlong glared at him: "If you can't speak, don't speak."

Yang Pu drank a glass of beer by himself, and said countless words of contempt in his heart, but he still couldn't bear to stand up and leave.

Shao Jia smiled, filled his own cup with Coke, and raised it to toast everyone.

The old Guoan players laughed and drank.

Xu Yunlong ate a peanut: "When I saw you, I wanted to say a few words of emotion. No one of our brothers thought that you can play so well now—you are also a famous and famous main force in the European championship team! If I had known today, our brothers would have gone out with you back then."

Some of the players who made their debut with Shao Jiayi were actually not inferior to him. When Shao Jiayi made a desperate decision to go to Europe, some sneered and waited to see the joke, but some were tempted, but in the end they all stayed for various reasons. domestic.Now those players, either because they didn't work hard enough, or were busy fighting for power, or retired due to too many black feet on the court, all of them have wasted themselves. Only Shao Jiayi, who was not very optimistic at the beginning, really made a breakthrough. sky.

Now even the South Korean media, who look down on Chinese football the most, use the "Chinese version of Park Ji-sung" when referring to Shao Jiayi.

Chinese and South Korean fans are very hostile, and it is already a remarkable achievement to be given such a commendable title by old opponents.

Comparing the fate of many old friends and recalling, how can it not be embarrassing?

Hearing Xu Yunlong's words, the old players who played in Guoan for many years, Lu Jiang, Tao Wei, and Wang Changqing, all sighed together.

In fact, Shao Jiayi has long been the main player in the rotation of the Lions, but his old teammates pretended to praise him, so he couldn't help but accept his kindness: "Brother Xu, I'm too embarrassed to praise you, come on, let me respect you a little more one."

After everyone drank the wine, Shao Jiayi smiled and said: "I have come to this point, in fact, it is mostly luck. Everyone is Chinese, the age is about the same, and the year of going abroad is also about the same. Is my strength stronger than Sun Jihai and the others? A lot of it? No, it’s just that I was lucky enough to meet Bole.”

Then Shao Jiayi talked about how the current team coach gave him the opportunity to play, trained him to be the main force, and how he never gave up on him in the past two years when the team has developed, so that he can continue to have the opportunity to play and so on. .

Everyone who heard these words sighed again: "Such a good coach really depends on touch, Jiayi, you are really lucky!"

Yang Pu glanced at him wonderingly: he is quite self-aware.

All the players present are not too young, looking to the future will not bring much passion, but reminiscing about the past can resonate, so everyone can talk about memories vigorously, and it didn't take long for them to narrow the distance between each other.

Even Yang Pu felt that these teammates were flattering Shao Jiayi at first, but he changed his mind in the end.

The people in Guoan are from China, and Shao Jiayi is from abroad, so they don't have much communication on weekdays.Although Shao Jiayi is well-known and is the "first brother" in the national team, everyone knows that this is just a false name. The ranking of the Chinese national team has never been based on strength but background. Shao Jiayi wants to help old friends to find There is no way.

Now everyone is fighting so passionately, one is purely reminiscing about old feelings, and the other is just multiple people and multiple ways, first establish a good relationship, and then talk about who will help whom later.

……

For people who care about face, it is also a very happy thing to see fans from foreign countries go crazy for them.

With the help of others, Ronaldo learned to use the Internet in China. Sometimes when he is free in the hotel, he would ask the staff to help him find large portal websites and forums, and then look for his own photos on them.

Although he can't read Chinese, Ronaldo is well versed in the art of media photography. He knows that news editors who praise people will find good pictures to accompany them. The photos taken by black journalists are also ugly and ugly. Just look at those articles with pictures. He can guess whether the news is praising him or belittling him.

Slowly, he even got to the post bar and a website that is said to have a lot of professional fans. In these places, he saw a lot of photos of himself and others.

There are players from myself and Manchester United, such as Rooney and others, and players from opponents such as Arsenal, Chelsea, and Manchester City. The funniest thing is that there are players from other leagues. Ronaldo has only met some people before, but in the photo Here, he and the man were leaning side by side.

Looking at these photos, his heart was full of excitement: How did the photographer choose the angle?Why do I wake up and all the photos have a strange aura and a strange meaning? !

Can't figure it out, really can't figure it out.

However, there were also some scenes that made him feel: Hey, so I laughed so happily at that time?

For example, the Chinese reporter took a sneak shot the day before yesterday. When he walked out of the body enhancement center with Karl, he bought a big marshmallow (big as two of his heads) in the square outside the stadium, and he took a bite. I thought it was too sweet, so I wanted to give it to Carl, but I didn’t expect Carl not to pick it up. The two chased around in the square. At last he was hungry, so he ate up the marshmallow...

Looking at his watch, the friendly match between Munich 1860 and Beijing Guoan will start in an hour and a half. Ronaldo picked up his wallet, put his iPod in his trouser pocket, put on his headphones, and was ready to go to the stadium.

Ronaldo likes to listen to music, and he also likes to hum along with the music, but when he hums, he always composes lyrics unconsciously, such as now: "I~love~woman~person~I~no~is~GAY~ka~ Er~is~a~male~person~has~three~legs~"