long live football

Of course there won't be any sports journalists at the premiere of a 007-and-royalty-related movie, but that didn't stop Carl from being recognized as soon as he hit the red carpet.

In fact, there are almost no entertainment and fashion reporters on the scene who do not know Carl, and his probability of being published in the UK is even higher than that of some TV and movie stars-and just this summer, even with the excitement of the World Cup, Britain The newspaper still squeezed out space and put Carl on the headlines for several days, because he was promoted by gay/bisexual people all over the world in the selection of "TOP 100 Most Popular Gay Men of the Year" organized by the famous gay website Afterelton.com. On the throne of champions.

Afterelton.com has great influence among gay groups all over the world. Their annual TOP100 selection is an annual event on the website. Actors, singers, celebrities, sportsmen and even royal family members may be on the list. If there are celebrities If he came out that year, his vote rate would immediately rise.

But generally speaking, after the voting ends, the top three winners are the most popular film and television stars of the year. Beckham also won No.1 in the past few years, but then fell to the top ten in the second year. The positions of other football superstars, such as Zidane, are also fixed at around dozens.

And now, a football head coach actually killed all the actors, singers and hot model athletes, and boarded No.1 in the public vote of Afterelton.com?This is simply unbelievable!A few years ago, no one would have even believed that such a thing would happen, but now, it has indeed become a reality.

When the Afterelton.com website announced the final ranking of the "Top 100 Most Popular Celebrities for Gay Men of the Year", as well as the photos and personal information of the people on the list, people were extremely surprised to find that Carl Oston became the most popular among all the celebrities on the list. The one with the most clothes-almost all actors, singers or sports stars can find photos with cool clothes or even half-naked, only Auston, no matter which photo is in a well-behaved three-piece suit, he is dressed more than members of Congress A lot of—the MPs still go to the beach to go on vacation and put on suntan lotion naked, but Auston...no one knows what he looks like in a swimsuit photo.

By the way, the person in charge of the website has "Auston's wet body photos" that went viral on the Internet two years ago, but the legality of the candid photos is controversial, so the person in charge can only keep them for private recollection, and cannot publicly display them on the website .

The birth of Karl Alston even changed the aesthetic taste of some fashion circles. He used himself as a model to tell the world what it means to be "more attractive than wearing too much". Now, he is participating in "Casino Royale" The media audience at the premiere once again realized this deeply.

After Murder Countless Flynn's appearance, Carl and Craig walked to the center of the venue together.

Flashes flicked on both sides of the red carpet, giving them almost as many shots.

"The Sun" reporter Gary Jeb never imagined that he could get such a surprise today. His index finger for pressing the shutter was almost numb, but he still didn't think it was enough. I sent you to the premiere of a 007 movie instead of a football game launch! What about the new James Bond? Why do you have Karl Alston in your camera?!" But that's okay, anyway Other reporters must have taken a lot of photos of Craig, and he'll just have to find a few on the Internet to deal with his errands.

When he was concentrating on it, Gary Jeb suddenly noticed that Alston turned his head to look at him, and then showed an extremely charming smile.

In Gary Jeb's lens, only those eyes remain: the eyelashes are so long that they tremble slightly, and the pupils are a mixed color of gray and blue, but they are so clear and transparent, as if they come out of whatever color the light gives them.There was a kind of smile in the pupils, gentle and light, when he was stared directly at that moment, his whole body seemed to be electrified, 'Huh, breathe! ’ After a few seconds of shock, Gary Jeb warned himself: ‘Be strong!Have you not seen enough photos every day? ! '

For the sake of his heart, Gary Jeb temporarily lowered his elevated camera, thinking 'Did Auston recognize me?Did he already know that I was the most obsessed reporter in England? 'While trying to pull the corners of his mouth, he returned a less coveted smile to the other party.

But almost in the next second, Gary Jeb realized: Oh hell, Auston wasn't smiling at him!Instead, he was showing a smile to Daniel Craig who had just walked not far in front of him!

This new discovery made Gary Jeb's face darken, especially when he saw Auston walking this way for Craig.

All the colleagues around showed excited expressions. They were leaning forward, asking questions loudly, and trying to raise the microphone in front of Auston or Craig.

However, the two who were being watched by the media were not interested in being interviewed at all. Craig did his duty as a star, walking around from time to time to pose for the reporters to take pictures, while Auston seemed to be focusing on On the new 007.

Gary Jeb witnessed Carl Alston walk straight up to Daniel Craig, then asked the other party: "Photo?"

If Alston would smile at himself like this, Gary Jeb would do anything for him!

Daniel Craig, of course, did not refuse the proposal. He stood side by side with Alston and murdered the media's half-volume film once again.

Gary Jeb didn't want to look too different among the excited colleagues, he reluctantly raised the camera, selectively blocked Craig, and took a few close-ups of Auston's body parts.

But the heartrending torment was not over. After the group photo proposal, a large group of reporters around heard Alston pointing to the posters on the exhibition boards on both sides of the red carpet and saying to Craig, "Sign?"

The reporter who heard these two words couldn't hold back, and made a sound like "YOOOOOOO".

Even Craig himself was slightly stunned, but he was surprised for a short time. He quickly returned to normal and recruited the staff. After asking for a marker pen, he signed himself in a big way on one of his main posters name.

At this moment, "Casino Royale" actor Judi Dench, who entered the scene later than the two, came from behind and greeted Craig.

As for Carl, after asking the staff, he slowly took the poster off the display board, rolled it up, and held it in his hand.

The surrounding media personnel are already discussing frantically: "It turns out that Auston is a fan of Craig!"

Gary Jeb glanced at his bone-like figure, and the glass heart shattered into pieces in an instant: It turns out that Auston likes Craig's type... There is no chance, no chance at all.

"After the Queen, England's most popular coach also bowed to James Bond's suit pants."

In the middle of the night, when Gary Jeb was rushing to write the headlines of tomorrow's newspaper, he typed the following words in his notebook: "Auston is undoubtedly a fan of the new 007. Maybe the career of football coach has also affected him. Daniel Craig does not have a handsome face, but he has good muscles. This may also provide a clue to men and women who like Auston: if you want to win his favor, you should quickly exercise your muscles Bundle!"

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As the finale guests, Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Prince Philip arrived at the scene half an hour before the film premiere.

All the film's creators and guests stopped talking loudly, and they stood on one side of the auditorium, waiting for the queen to be received.

Queen Elizabeth II was wearing an ivory suit, accompanied by an attendant wearing glasses, with a majestic and peaceful face, and Prince Philip fell behind them, talking with a white-haired old man.

The British royal family has many rules and particularities, one of which is that no one should take the initiative to shake hands with her unless the Queen reaches out first. ridiculed by society.

Because of this rule, although many people in the venue showed admiration and excitement to Queen Elizabeth II, they did not dare to act rashly at all. When the queen walked past them without stopping, they could not hide their anger The loss of living is shown on people's faces.

Carl stood a few places in front of Craig, seemingly straight and calm, but he was actually thinking about the whole hall: He noticed that someone's tie was crooked, someone's bow tie was loose, someone's round belly was pulling the dress coat It's so tight that the buttons are almost popping out, and a young actor even has a diamond brooch on... Carl doesn't know if this is in compliance, but all the men present have square scarves on their chests, This bird-shaped brooch that will shine under the light is conspicuous enough.

"You're not James Bond."

Realizing that Queen Elizabeth II had stopped in front of him, Karl quickly came back to his senses.

The Queen of England looked at his face: "You don't look like the one on the poster." She extended her white-gloved right hand to Carl.

Carl bowed slightly, lowered his head, lowered his eyes, held the Queen's hand with his right fingers, and was careful not to let his little fingers touch the other's palm: "Yes, Your Majesty, of course I am not James Bond." He Keeping the movement, she lowered her arm only after the Queen pulled her palm away.

A while ago in Munich, Mendes even found a teacher for him to make up for the British royal etiquette for a few days. At that time, Karl thought it was annoying, but now he has to admire Mendes's precautions - in the face of the Queen's favor, if He didn't know how to react, and at most he would get a reputation for being ignorant of etiquette, and it would be over after being ridiculed for a few days.But if the reaction is wrong, such as "naively" asking why Queen Elizabeth II didn't take off the gloves and shake hands with him, or directly shake hands with her enthusiastically shaking up and down a few times... Well, he is waiting to be reported by the British tabloids Bomb it.

Even US President Bush Jr. and Russian President Putin were machine-gunned by the British media for a few days because of their disrespectful behavior in the face of Queen Elizabeth II, and the worst head of state was probably former Australian Prime Minister Keating When the Queen of England visited Australia in 1992, he casually put his hand on the waist of Queen Elizabeth II, which caused an uproar in Britain and Australia. Poor Keating was dubbed an "Australian lizard" by the British media Nickname and shouted until he stepped down.

"What is your last name and identity?"

"Auston, Your Majesty." Carl smiled and said, "A small role on the red carpet."

Queen Elizabeth II smiled.

The entourage wearing glasses stepped forward and whispered a few words to her. The Queen of England looked at Karl again: "Beckham and Owen went to Germany to play football. So that is your team?"

"That's true. But the chairman and the shareholders of the club will protest, they will say it's their team too."

Queen Elizabeth II grinned a little more teeth: "People like you should stay in England."

"I stayed where I was most needed." Carl nodded slightly: "The Premier League is very attractive, but unfortunately the head coach positions of 20 teams here are full, and I have to find a job in other leagues."

Queen Elizabeth II stayed here for too long, and Prince Philip had already walked to her side behind. Queen Karl finally nodded, and continued to walk to the next Judi Dench.

The gazes from all around began to increase, and it seemed that people were very curious about who could make Queen Elizabeth II stop for more than two minutes and chat for a few words.

A young actor on Carl's left adjusted his bow tie in frustration, and finally couldn't help turning his head and asked, "The Queen didn't even look at me, so should I not wear this diamond brooch today?"

……

Carl didn't even bat an eye when Ronaldo showed up, dragging his new girlfriend, model Gemma Atkinson.

He just looked at the right time, and when Ronaldo was about to greet his girlfriend, or boast about how difficult it is to get a table in this restaurant, he passed a box beside him.

"What is this?" Ronaldo asked curiously.

Carl raised his eyebrows: "It's something you've dreamed of."

Ronaldo opened the box carefully, and immediately let out a cheer of excitement.

Gemma Atkinson was very curious, but when she saw what was in the box, she almost rolled her eyes: Isn't it just a bunch of photos and signed posters, what's so exciting about it?

"You really helped me get an autograph!" Ronaldo's voice was almost out of shape: "I haven't bought a movie ticket yet, but you have seen the premiere. How is New Bond doing?"

Carl touched his chin: "Although I admire Mads Mikkelsen more in terms of appearance, Craig's blue eyes are indeed bright and charming."

"You saw the queen!" Ronaldo held up a photo: "You even shook hands with her! Is she dignified? Isn't her voice very cold?"

"If you're asking about my impression, um, a kind old lady?"

Ronaldo didn't believe it: "Come on! I have been in the UK for so many years, and I have never seen anyone or any newspaper comment on her kindness. Shouldn't the queen maintain her royal etiquette with a cold face?"

"Who knows." Carl shrugged, "I'm probably so handsome that the queen is delighted."

Ronaldo was stunned by Carl's blunt narcissism, and he tried to make a retching expression.

However, no one knows whether Queen Elizabeth II is elated, but now there is one person who is absolutely unhappy.

For example, Ronaldo's girlfriend Gemma.

When Ronaldo called her yesterday, Gemma was very happy, especially after hearing that the dining place was the famous Michelin three-star restaurant in Chelsea, which was opened by famous London chef Gordon Ramsay, she felt that This must be a candlelit dinner date - 'Why not date in Manchester but come to London, is he trying to show me something? ’ That was exactly what Gemma thought last night.

However, it was not a candlelight dinner but a date for three!Gemma never expected this situation!

Yes, although Carl Oston is also a handsome guy well-known in England, Gemma has not yet thought of hooking up with the two of them, especially after knowing that the only woman Oston has had an affair with is Anthea Crane After Stone... Her most urgent thought now is to establish a relationship with Ronaldo as soon as possible, and then rely on his fame to climb well in the British model circle.

Gemma's vision for tonight was originally very beautiful: when the plane landed in London in the afternoon, they would go to a department store first, buy some clothes or jewelry, and then have a sumptuous candlelight dinner in Gordon Ramsay's restaurant , during dinner time, her boyfriend might say some sweet love words to her, and she would shyly agree to stay in London with him tonight, find a hotel to open a room or something. (In any process, it would be great if it was photographed by a tabloid reporter)

But look at the reality!Instead of shopping, her boyfriend comes to see Karl Alston as soon as he gets off the plane, and chat!chat!chat!Gemma was completely ignored. During the three and a half hours from the pre-dinner drink to the end of the meal, Ronaldo didn't say a single word to her except "What else do you need?"

It was finally dessert time, and the waiter brought Gemma's fruit platter and Ronaldo and Carl's ice cream.

Gemma picked out the pieces of fruit that were not covered with chocolate sauce, and reluctantly ate two bites.

The ice cream in front of me was piled up like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, sending out bursts of sweet cool air.Ronaldo carefully scooped a spoonful into his mouth, tasted it for a while, and said sincerely: "This is really a sinful delicacy."

Then he suggested to his girlfriend to try it too, but the model whose limbs were as thin as a skeleton and only had two shocking balls on her chest said sharply: "I'm losing weight."

"You see, I am also a football player. I have been ordered by the team doctor not to gain weight all year round, but I just tasted these ice creams." Ronaldo disagreed with Gemma: "Keeping in shape is a good thing, but now it is delicious, indulge once in a while." It's okay to go back, this is the joy of life, you don't need to live like an ascetic."

Gemma couldn't bear it anymore, she stood up with her bag in her hand: "I suddenly remembered that I have an appointment, so I'm leaving first."

Ronaldo held her back in surprise: "Apart from me, you have no other date today."

"Yeah I did but I pushed it for you and now I feel stupid for choosing this! I thought it was going to be a candlelit dinner, again in Marks & Spencer or Harrods Time instead of sitting in a restaurant for hours listening to you and your friends chatting like two gays about how the latest movie is coming out and how hot Craig is and then talking about how good the ice cream is ... How old are you, 12 years old?"

When Gemma spoke quickly, her voice was very high-pitched, which was extremely harsh in the quiet restaurant. The guests around her cast disapproving glances at her, and even the restaurant waiter was ready to move, and almost came over to remind her.

These strange gazes made Gemma feel very uncomfortable. She was afraid that someone would recognize her, so regardless of Ronaldo's obstruction, she broke free from his hand and walked away quickly.

Ronaldo felt his heart was broken: "Women are really...inexplicable."

"There are a lot of cute women." Carl said lazily, "It's your girlfriend."

Ronaldo leaned back in his chair in frustration: "I will definitely be dumped when I go back."

Carl advises: "To avoid this, you should get rid of her first."

"why?"

"Don't you want to see news that you were dumped by a model in tomorrow's newspapers? And the other party swears that the reason for dumping you is because you look childish like an underage boy? You will be kicked out of the dressing room Everyone in there laughed at it."

Ronaldo froze and for the next few minutes looked like he was seriously considering the offer.

Carl glanced at the empty plate in front of him: "Would you like another ice cream? My one with raspberry jam looks better than yours."

Ronaldo hesitated for a moment, and saw that the plate of ice cream in front of Carl had been eaten at most one-third, he hesitated and said: "Don't order any more, just give me your share, if you don't eat it .”

Carl handed over the plate willingly.