Step on the body of Jingyun

Bu Jinghun hugged Bu Jingyun, other people thought it was the excitement of the reunion of relatives and friends, but Bu Jingyun knew it was not, the man gritted his teeth behind his ear: "Brother, you are so cruel, you won't look for me when you come back alone, Do you know how much I have suffered?"

Bu Jingyun was dragged by him to quickly go to Yun Pavilion, returned to Yun Pavilion, closed the door, and then whispered back: "How do you want me to find it?" Bu Jingyun choked, and changed the subject: "Find me First of all, I have been wearing the fire unicorn armor since I had a body, and I am still naked inside!"

Bu Jingyun aggressively said: "Where did the body come from? What kind of fire unicorn armor? How did you come back?" This person never told the truth to himself when he was a child!What kind of brothers, why share the same body, and what won't leave are all deceiving!But I can't even get angry when I see his dirty and pitiful appearance.

Just as Bu Jinghun was about to speak, he heard Wen Chouchou ask outside the door: "The boss learned that Young Master Yun has relatives visiting, so he asked me to see if there is any lack of hospitality from the servants."

Knowing that Xiongba was suspicious, Bu Jingyun opened the door, Wen Chouchou looked Bu Jinghun up and down after entering the door, thinking it was some poor relative of Bu Jingyun, he didn't care, said: "Master Yun, who is this?"

Before Bu Jingyun could speak, Bu Jinghun interjected, "I'm his brother!" Bu Jingyun glared at him, but Bu Jinghun ignored it.

Wen Chouchou is a human being, so he couldn't see that there was some problem between the two of them. He waved his feather fan and was about to open his mouth when Bu Jingyun and Bu Jinghun took two steps back to avoid the flying white powder.Wen Chouchou looked a little uneasy, stomped his feet and said, "Master Yun, I just want to say that the leader will hold a banquet tonight and announce that Nie Feng will be accepted as his third disciple. You will attend on time. Hmph!" Twisted and left.

Bu Jingyun happily said: "There is a banquet!" Bu Jingyun said: "Are you going?" Bu Jingyun thought of the delicacies of mountains and seas, abalone and ginseng wing belly, and his saliva flowed all over the place.Bu Jingyun asked: "Then what capacity do you go with? My relative? Which seat can you get? A corner? What can you eat? Rice?"

Bu Jing was hit by several arrows in the knee and was dejected.Bu Jingyun had nothing to do with him: "Wash your body first, and put on some decent clothes. I'll tell Master if you can sit next to me." Bu Jingyun revived instantly after hearing this.

After Kong Ci put hot water in the "swimming pool", Bu Jinghun couldn't wait to jump in, and the cleanliness of the entire pool instantly dropped by 50%.When Bu Jingyun came in, the man was picking up the so-called unicorn armor with one hand, threw it on the steps next to the pool in disgust, and held a "personal concert": "I love to take a bath and take a good skin care... "

Bu Jingyun frowned, knelt down beside the pool, interrupted his howling, and said, "Tell me what happened after I fell into the river while there is no one around."

Bu Jinghun explained the situation one by one, with a proud face: Look, the young master has a golden finger, why don't you come to see the elder brother soon!Bu Jingyun couldn't see his complacency, and said: "That is to say, you have a body after eating the fire unicorn. Then can you practice kung fu?" He thought, if he can practice kung fu outside for several months, the little slippery head will come back to find him Own?No wonder!

Bu froze in shock—this was the eternal pain in his heart.Bu Jingyun's guess was right, he really didn't want to come back to face Xiongba after being outside for a few months, the Tianxiahui is a high-risk dungeon!Therefore, he searched everywhere, hoping to find a famous teacher to learn advanced martial arts, and then come back to avenge his shame. However, the expert is not among the people, so he can't easily see him. Even if he finally found an ordinary martial artist, the other party sighed and shook his head after touching the "bone At that time, Bu Jinghun's heart went cold—the body where the blood of the fire unicorn was gathered, where did the bones come from!

How could he tell Bu Jingyun about these experiences!Then he changed the subject and said: "In order to rationalize my appearance later, let's go like this..."

The leader of the Tianxiahui will accept a third disciple tonight, which is a rare event in recent years, and the banquet was held very grandly.The three-point classroom was filled with tables and chairs, steaming fresh water was passed on the table, and everyone from the Tianxiahui participated—except Bu Jinghun, who was a "family member".

Bu Jinghun, as an otaku, has a common problem of all men in the 21st century, that is, he loves beauty and pretends to be 13.He forcefully gave in to Bu Jingyun and bought a black dress and a white paper fan, euphemistically calling it "a man wants to be pretty with a suit of soap".Bu Jingyun shook his fan, two "cockroach whiskers" fluttering in the wind, followed Bu Jingyun into the arena, and sat with Bu Jingyun on the long table at the lower right of Xiongba.

Bu Jinghun was facing the pale-faced Nie Feng, and after a glance, he felt unbalanced: Mistake!The guy on the opposite side is all white, and with the face of Yan Ying, who has inherited the number one beauty in the martial arts world, who can see himself!

He was thinking about it, but Xiongba had already arrived, sitting on the main seat, he waved his hand and said: "Today, I, Xiongba, accepted Nie Feng as my third disciple, and specially appointed this Yan to announce to the world."

Everyone stood up and greeted Xiongba to congratulate: "Congratulations to the leader for getting this good apprentice!" Bu Jinghun's thoughts had long been attracted by the delicious food on the table, even if he was pulled up by Bu Jingyun, he just cupped his hands casually, his eyes glued to him. Couldn't pull it out on the food.

Bu Jingyun patted the back of his head: "Excellent!" Bu Jinghun rolled his eyes, sat down and began to gobble it up - really gobble it up, put a chicken leg into his mouth and move his throat without even spitting out the bone!Bu Jingyun was shocked, and he reached out to pat him on the back to make him cough up, but Bu Jingyun's greasy paws separated him: "I want to eat meat!" He wanted to get the pig's trotters.

Bu Jingyun clamped his paws with both hands: "You can eat it, spit out the bones! Do you want people to know that you are different!" Bu Jinghun promised "I know, I know" and went to catch the pig's trotters.

Xiongba had seen Bu Jinghun a long time ago, and was also amazed that he had the same appearance as Bu Jingyun. After announcing the start of the banquet, he said to Bu Jinghun, "Who are you from Yun'er?"

Although Bu Jinghun had listened to it many times, he was still struck by the sound of "Yun'er". He made up a lot of small theaters in his brain, and replied: "As far as Huixiong's leader is concerned, I am Jingyun's brother."

Xiong Ba wondered: "Why has never heard Yun'er mention that there is a brother like you?" Bu Jinghun stood up from his seat, and bowed his hands to the people around him like a storyteller, saying: "I think back then, my father Bu Yuan Tingnai, a generation of swordsmiths, left Bujiazhuang before Jingyun and I were born in order to find Han Tie. My mother, Yu Nong, a weak woman, was unable to raise two children at the same time, so she gave me away. I and Jingyun has been separated for more than ten years, if he hadn't met a few days ago, he probably would have never known that he had a brother in his whole life."

Bu Jingyun frowned: It's too fake!You little cunning, you can't even tell a lie!

Seeing that Xiongba had something to say, Bu Jinghun continued: "I saw Jingyun on the street, and I didn't go up to recognize him, but followed him to Leshan to watch the decisive battle between King Nie Ren and Duanshuai." Everyone was in an uproar.Then in the three-point teaching field, Bu Jinghun talked about the battle before and after the final battle, and when he mentioned the fierceness and fury of the fire unicorn, everyone gasped, as if the gushing flames were right in front of them.

Bu Jinghu continued to make up stories: "After Huo Qilin knocked Jingyun into the river, he also fell into the river. The fire almost burned the whole river dry! The rising steam almost didn't steam me. Later, when the smoke cleared, I found the fire unicorn in a burnt-out earth pit. There was no flame around it, and it was as big as a yellow ox! It was already dead!"

Everyone was concentrating on listening, and couldn't help but feel choked up: Is this dead?What about the peerless beast?is that a lie!

Bu Jinghun is still making up: "Jingyun fell into the river, I want to look for it, but the family is poor and has no money, I really can't bear the hunger, so I have to eat the fire unicorn."

Everyone lost their voices: "Eat it?!"

Bu Jing was startled: "Yes... yes," Nuonuo said, seeing the crowd glaring at him, "I'm hungry."

Bu Jing coughed twice, and then said: "However, I also kept something for everyone to see! Please look!" Everyone was disappointed to see him untie two dead tree branches from his trouser belt.

Bu Jingyun walked to the empty middle of the three-point teaching field, held up the "branch", and asked everyone: "Which hero lend me a good sword to test how hard the horns of the fire unicorn are?" Instead of responding, he shrank back, so he had to "borrow" one from a gang member, and slashed at the horn with a swing of the sword!After a splash of sparks, the sword snapped, leaving the horn unscathed.

Everyone gave another "wow", greatly satisfied Bu Jing, he pulled out the thin fire unicorn armor from his chest again, waved it at everyone like a peddler along the street, and said loudly: "This is the fire unicorn armor." ! It looks frivolous, but it is actually harder than horns!" He scratched the skin with a broken sword, and there was another spark, leaving only a barely visible white mark on the unicorn armor.

"There are even more powerful ones!" Bu Jingyun walked to the bonfire and threw the Fire Qilin Armor and two cut-off swords into it.The owner of the sword couldn't help whimpering twice: "My sword..." After Bu Jingyun gave him a cold look, the sound disappeared.

Everyone watched eagerly that the broken sword in the bonfire showed signs of melting. Not only was the fire unicorn armor not damaged, but the red light on it became brighter and brighter due to the heat it absorbed!Bu Jinghun took out the fire unicorn armor with a fire stick, shook it, there was not even a speck of dust on it, it was as bright as new!