V5 is loved by gentlemen
Chapter 68
Xiao Shengjun immediately frowned and slapped that hand away, and Yi Xi subconsciously hid behind him.
"Tsk, why didn't you even give me a touch? I'm afraid it's really a brother?" The officer immediately lowered his face.
There were still many people booing next to him, which made Xiao Shengjun's good patience in the past disappear without a trace, "Stop talking nonsense, let's do it soon!"
General, after all, general, the days of licking blood on the knife edge are not uncommon, and the murderous look on his body immediately scolded those officials who had never seen human blood.
After hastily signing the marriage contract, Xiao Shengjun didn't even talk nonsense, so he picked up Yi Xi and walked out.
Only then did the reprimanded officer look so pale, he glared at Xiao Shengjun's back angrily and said, "Isn't he just a brother, he's amazing because of his own abilities!?"
"But big brother, don't tell me, that's really grandpa? He's so handsome, even the brothers in the building are not as beautiful as him." He rubbed his hands wretchedly as he spoke.
"Let's go check it out when we have time!" He couldn't help but feel itchy when he thought of the appearance of that little guy named Yixi with his delicate skin and tender flesh.
"If it's really a brother, let's... Hehe, it's also to save him from fire and water, isn't it?"
That Xiao Shengjun didn't know about it, so he parked the ox cart in front of the shop where his goods were often accepted, pulled out the dead tiger, and led Yi Xi to get off the carriage, "Will Yi Xi wait for me?"
"Hmm~" This is a shop that sells leather, Yi Xi glanced at it but was not interested, and obediently followed behind him.
The shopkeeper saw an acquaintance, he went out immediately, and his eyes lit up when he saw the tiger on the ground, this tiger was not easy to hunt, and he put a lot of effort into looking at it, and he didn't see any scars on the surface.
Squatting down and struggling to turn the corpse over, "Brother Xiao, you are so skillful, you actually hit an arrow through the eye!"
"Where is it, the shopkeeper will give me some money." If he didn't have this ability, he wouldn't have the same prestige as his father. Back then, his father was able to kill a tiger with bare hands.
Of course, he might be able to kill a tiger with his bare hands, but it's nothing more than going into battle shirtless... Back then, Xiao Shengjun also resented why he was not a father, but a brother by birth.
"Well, this tiger is in the prime of life, not bad." The shopkeeper felt the tiger skin and estimated in his heart, "500 taels, but your tiger meat can be sold to Zhang Yuanlou, at least 150 taels, and the tiger bones can be sold to pharmacies for a lot of money." Tiger penis is a good thing." Speaking of which, the shopkeeper himself was a little moved, "I'll take all of them, how about 1000 taels?"
"Shopkeeper, I'm in old business with you, so don't press my price," No one in the capital can't sell this unscathed tiger skin for 2000 taels. Although the price here is lower, it's impossible for it to be lower than 1000 taels. , not to mention tiger meat and tiger bones.
Seeing that he was talking, the shopkeeper was about to resist the tiger and was about to leave, and immediately became anxious, "Brother Xiao, if you have something to say, talk about it, and if you have something to say, talk about it~ Don't worry, don't worry, I, I am also tight."
The shopkeeper next door also sells leather, so the shopkeeper walked out and glanced at him, and then he laughed and said, "It's not typical for shopkeeper Hu to bully a brother's family. I took all 800 taels."
"Shopkeeper Lin, this is my business, how can you steal it?" One thousand eight?This idiot doesn't know how to suppress the price.
"It's from my brother's house, do you still have the nerve to lower the price?" The shopkeeper Lin broke his mouth, "How difficult is it? How about one thousand and eight?"
"Deal." The price is fair, and the shopkeeper Hu was not such a person in the past, maybe there is something wrong at home.But right now, he only has his little husband in mind, for whom he spent so much energy hunting tigers, how can he lower the price?
"Okay, wait a minute, I'll go get the money." Seeing that everything went well, shopkeeper Lin walked in while humming a little tune.He has relatives in the capital, so the leather would cost two thousand and five if sold in the capital, plus tiger bones and meat, three thousand and five would be more than enough~
It is already very rich to earn double the price, so why lower the price?
Thinking about bringing a banknote and handing it to Xiao Shengjun, "Come find me some good things in the future~" He didn't care about the unhappy face of shopkeeper Hu, he knew that shopkeeper Hu had a son who was willing to gamble, and he had no money. It's only cheaper for yourself.
"Success." For outsiders, Xiao Shengjun cherishes words like gold.Turning around, I wanted to find the kitten, but I found that Kung Fu was gone in a blink of an eye!
This time he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, "Yixi! Yixi?" Wasn't he still by his side just now?
Shopkeeper Lin saw that he was looking for someone, and asked curiously, "What? I lost him?"
"My husband was still here just now." He glanced around and saw no one, so he raised his legs and planned to look for him.
"Your husband? Congratulations, you are married." Shopkeeper Lin wondered what his husband would be like. "May I find someone to look for it for you?"
"Trouble shopkeeper Lin." The two were talking.
Yixi already ran back with a sticky little guy in his arms, "Brother Shengjun~Look~"
"Look at what, didn't you tell me to follow me obediently?" After such a short effort, he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.
On the contrary, Yi Xi raised his head innocently, "I'm right there." Then he pointed to a narrow alley, "Where was it just now called Amu, how pitiful..."
A cat is meowing, and it is strange that he understands it!Xiao Shengjun really hated his teeth, but he had nowhere to say, "Don't run around next time, you know? No matter where you go, you have to tell me."
"Oh~" Yi Xi pouted, and then said, "Don't kill me, is he your husband......"
On the side, I saw the current shopkeeper Lin covering his face silently, "This little guy is your husband?!"
Xiao Shengjun laughed, "I made you laugh."
"You little husband, you have to take a good look, otherwise you won't know if you've been kidnapped." Just like this, no wonder you can make Xiao's brother into such a virtue in the blink of an eye.
"Of course, I'll take him to make some clothes first." With a slight smile, he picked up Yixi and got into the bullock cart. With this amount of money, he can do a lot of things.
"Can Yi Xi buy some snacks?" As soon as he got into the carriage, Yi Xi coquettishly begged for something delicious.
"Of course, I'll take you to buy delicious food later. If you want to eat, you can buy whatever you want." Seeing Yixi's cautious appearance, Xiao Shengjun felt uncomfortable. This kid is too sensible. , I’m too cautious, it’s not good, “If you want anything from now on, just tell me, our family is not short of money now.”
"I just want snacks, and Yixi doesn't want anything else." Shao Yixi sat cross-legged in the bullock cart, raised the curtain and looked curiously at the street.His mind went blank, he didn't remember anything, he didn't know anything.
But this brother in front of him gave him a sense of security. He has gradually understood what Zhang Nam said these days, but he feels nothing wrong with marrying Xiao Shengjun. good.
I have no one to rely on, I have nothing, Xiao Shengjun doesn't dislike him, on the contrary, he takes good care of himself, such a good person, I should cherish.
When going to buy clothes, Xiao Shengjun directly took the best materials and made some inner clothes for Yi Xi, and the outer clothes were made of ordinary fabrics. After all, they still live in the village, so they can't be too attractive.
Afterwards, I bought a lot of food and snacks that Yi Xi wanted, and when passing by the bookstore, Yi Xi stared at it for some reason.Xiao Shengjun thought, maybe this little guy was a scholar before he lost his memory, so he took him in for a walk and picked out a few books.
The kitten in the car seemed to be only three weeks old and hadn't been weaned yet, and I didn't know where E-Mu was, so I wanted to raise it together.Anyway, if I have to go out to farm or go hunting in the mountains, Yi Xi will be lonely at home alone.
After walking around, Yi Xi's face was too attractive, and he wouldn't let him get off the carriage unless necessary.
From here I can see Yixi's temperament, he is very well-behaved, he won't come down if he is not allowed to come down, he doesn't even ask why, just obediently eats snacks in the carriage, plays with cats or reads a book or something.
After loading a cart full of things, Xiao Shengjun drove the carriage back home contentedly.
When returning the car to Zhang Nam, the two made an appointment to get married.
There are not many acquaintances in this village, so it is enough to plan to set up two or three tables.
A table for the village head, a table for the familiar Orion, and a table for Madam Zhang's family are enough.
The date is set to be three days later, and Yi Xi's body will be better by then, and I think he will have some strength...
Wait, what do you care if he has the strength to do it? !
Thinking of Xiao Shengjun, he wanted to slap himself a few times, cursed shamelessly, but still looked forward to that day with flushed cheeks.
I made braised pork that night, and Yixi was not very interested in it. Instead, he grabbed fish with the cat he just picked up... This made Xiao Shengjun very angry and funny, but for his husband's new playmate He was somewhat tolerant, picked up some meat, poured fish soup and let the cat eat under the table.
After eating, I tidied up the two and put them on the bed together, and took a shower before coming up.
Before falling asleep, Yi Xi obediently crawled up.The sharp little teeth bit the flesh on his chest, which made Xiao Shengjun gasp, "Yi Xi?!"
"Huh? Zhang Na said, I signed a marriage letter with you, so I can bite it." She said that she was not satisfied, she licked and bit, and made a happy cooing sound. After two bites, she saw that she was a little red. Letting go, rubbing against each other, I obediently pulled the quilt, said good night, then closed my eyes and went to sleep...
Sure enough, I thought too much.......This is just the teeth grinding stage of the kitten, I'd better coax him to gnaw on the bones tomorrow, otherwise I will suffer myself.
Looking down at the flesh on his chest, hiss~ he gnawed it with little tiger teeth, right? !
The matter of getting married, if the two of them don't take it seriously, some etiquette still needs to be prepared, and Yi Xi doesn't understand anything, so naturally he obediently follows behind his buttocks and chats with him, and when he gets tired, he goes back to lie down.
Three days later, Xiao Shengjun dressed Yi Xi, and under the witness of Zhang Nam and the village head, he worshiped his father's tablet, which was considered a marriage.
The banquet was made by Madam Zhang and him, and the meal was a lively one.
But when the hunter who was invited saw this man who was more juicy than his elder brother, he immediately booed him and forced him to drink. Yi Xi had no choice but to drink a cup, and a small rash appeared in the blink of an eye.
Zhang Na scolded the Orion a few words, Xiao Shengjun saw him scratching his rash with distress, took out a box of ointment from the box, and touched it carefully for him.
Yi Xi was itchy and uncomfortable, but when he saw the medicine box, he froze for a moment, and when the ointment was applied to his body, the cold feeling made him feel at ease.
Seeing him staring at the medicine box in a daze, Xiao Shengjun thought he thought the medicine was good, so he explained, "It was given by a genius doctor. I met him once."
Yi Xi didn't say anything, just nodded, but remembered the box.
It looks familiar, maybe I have used this ointment in the past, right?
After applying the ointment, the rash subsided within half a minute.
But when Zhang Na saw the previous scene, she drove the people back early, and when she saw that Yi Xi was almost ready, she couldn't help but said, "You are too careless, aren't you? You will be like this after drinking a glass of wine? What will you do in the future?" ?”
"From now on, it's enough not to drink alcohol." Xiao Shengjun said, he has seen in the army, big men, five big and three rough, but they can't drink alcohol, and they will turn red and have difficulty breathing. The ones with red dots are nothing like Yi Xi.
"Hey, you used to him when you just got married, what can you do in the future? Listen to Zhang Mo and let him learn, it's a bit of a responsibility! Our brothers in the north are stronger than this little guy like him." He glanced at Yi Xi's small arms and legs in disgust.
"Mother Zhang, don't say such things in front of him again." My husband naturally defended, although he knew that Madam Zhang was doing it for his own benefit, but he didn't want to see Yi Xi suffer any grievances.
"It's up to you, Madam Zhang doesn't care about you anymore. I drove away those people just now, so you should take advantage of the early time to consummate the house~" He smiled and left with a meaningful smile.
Xiao Shengjun shook his head helplessly, first went outside to clean up three tables of dishes, and fetched water to freshen up.
When he returned to the room, he saw that the little guy was already fast asleep, which made Xiao Shengjun's low expectations come to nothing. Forget it, the days are still long anyway.Thinking about it, he leaned over and kissed the little guy's cheek, it was really sweet and tight.
When he packed everything up and went back to bed, Yi Xi rubbed his eyes and got up, "Brother Shengjun, I woke up~"
"It's not dark yet, go to sleep and don't get up." Then he pushed him back to bed.
But who knows, the little guy was stubborn, and immediately pouted and said, "No, I'm going to consummate the house today!"
The categorical words made Xiao Shengjun stunned for a moment, and then he laughed loudly, "Do you know what consummation is?"
Yi Xi nodded, "Mother Zhang has taught me." But what he taught is equal to Bai's teaching... Those two books are more effective.
Xiao Shengjun was taken aback by these words, but seeing the little guy's still tender appearance, he felt strange for a while, how could this little guy still want to do something about himself?Really want to do it? !
Ouch, inexplicably excited~
"That," that, that, that, that, that!Xiao Shengjun wanted to slap himself again.
"Mother Zhang said that this is something that a husband and wife can do, but others can't do it~ Let's try it, he said it's comfortable~" Then he pounced on it and took two more bites.
Xiao Shengjun didn't know what to do with his mind now, but he lay down obediently.
Let Yixi sit on her stomach, and then pull out a book from under the pillow... "Teaching You How to Satisfy Your Daughter-in-law" Bah!What a messy book this is!When he becomes a general one day, he must be inspected!
I wanted to smoke the book, but the cat held on tightly, and when I wanted to smoke it, it purred to express its dissatisfaction.
Xiao Shengjun had no choice but to wipe his face, "Why don't I teach you?" Whether it's father or mother, I know you under the sun, so please forgive your brother.
He really couldn't accept that during the wedding night in the bridal chamber, his husband read a book while doing himself...
"Okay, brother Shengjun is teaching me, and I'm groping for myself." He unbuttoned his clothes a few times, revealing the pink little guy underneath.
Xiao Shengjun looked at the little guy, weighed it in his heart and found two news, one was good and the other was bad.
Good thing he doesn't have to be in so much pain tonight, bad news... this little thing probably isn't very strong
The author has something to say: Brother Shengjun, you have to believe that Yixi will be very powerful!
"Tsk, why didn't you even give me a touch? I'm afraid it's really a brother?" The officer immediately lowered his face.
There were still many people booing next to him, which made Xiao Shengjun's good patience in the past disappear without a trace, "Stop talking nonsense, let's do it soon!"
General, after all, general, the days of licking blood on the knife edge are not uncommon, and the murderous look on his body immediately scolded those officials who had never seen human blood.
After hastily signing the marriage contract, Xiao Shengjun didn't even talk nonsense, so he picked up Yi Xi and walked out.
Only then did the reprimanded officer look so pale, he glared at Xiao Shengjun's back angrily and said, "Isn't he just a brother, he's amazing because of his own abilities!?"
"But big brother, don't tell me, that's really grandpa? He's so handsome, even the brothers in the building are not as beautiful as him." He rubbed his hands wretchedly as he spoke.
"Let's go check it out when we have time!" He couldn't help but feel itchy when he thought of the appearance of that little guy named Yixi with his delicate skin and tender flesh.
"If it's really a brother, let's... Hehe, it's also to save him from fire and water, isn't it?"
That Xiao Shengjun didn't know about it, so he parked the ox cart in front of the shop where his goods were often accepted, pulled out the dead tiger, and led Yi Xi to get off the carriage, "Will Yi Xi wait for me?"
"Hmm~" This is a shop that sells leather, Yi Xi glanced at it but was not interested, and obediently followed behind him.
The shopkeeper saw an acquaintance, he went out immediately, and his eyes lit up when he saw the tiger on the ground, this tiger was not easy to hunt, and he put a lot of effort into looking at it, and he didn't see any scars on the surface.
Squatting down and struggling to turn the corpse over, "Brother Xiao, you are so skillful, you actually hit an arrow through the eye!"
"Where is it, the shopkeeper will give me some money." If he didn't have this ability, he wouldn't have the same prestige as his father. Back then, his father was able to kill a tiger with bare hands.
Of course, he might be able to kill a tiger with his bare hands, but it's nothing more than going into battle shirtless... Back then, Xiao Shengjun also resented why he was not a father, but a brother by birth.
"Well, this tiger is in the prime of life, not bad." The shopkeeper felt the tiger skin and estimated in his heart, "500 taels, but your tiger meat can be sold to Zhang Yuanlou, at least 150 taels, and the tiger bones can be sold to pharmacies for a lot of money." Tiger penis is a good thing." Speaking of which, the shopkeeper himself was a little moved, "I'll take all of them, how about 1000 taels?"
"Shopkeeper, I'm in old business with you, so don't press my price," No one in the capital can't sell this unscathed tiger skin for 2000 taels. Although the price here is lower, it's impossible for it to be lower than 1000 taels. , not to mention tiger meat and tiger bones.
Seeing that he was talking, the shopkeeper was about to resist the tiger and was about to leave, and immediately became anxious, "Brother Xiao, if you have something to say, talk about it, and if you have something to say, talk about it~ Don't worry, don't worry, I, I am also tight."
The shopkeeper next door also sells leather, so the shopkeeper walked out and glanced at him, and then he laughed and said, "It's not typical for shopkeeper Hu to bully a brother's family. I took all 800 taels."
"Shopkeeper Lin, this is my business, how can you steal it?" One thousand eight?This idiot doesn't know how to suppress the price.
"It's from my brother's house, do you still have the nerve to lower the price?" The shopkeeper Lin broke his mouth, "How difficult is it? How about one thousand and eight?"
"Deal." The price is fair, and the shopkeeper Hu was not such a person in the past, maybe there is something wrong at home.But right now, he only has his little husband in mind, for whom he spent so much energy hunting tigers, how can he lower the price?
"Okay, wait a minute, I'll go get the money." Seeing that everything went well, shopkeeper Lin walked in while humming a little tune.He has relatives in the capital, so the leather would cost two thousand and five if sold in the capital, plus tiger bones and meat, three thousand and five would be more than enough~
It is already very rich to earn double the price, so why lower the price?
Thinking about bringing a banknote and handing it to Xiao Shengjun, "Come find me some good things in the future~" He didn't care about the unhappy face of shopkeeper Hu, he knew that shopkeeper Hu had a son who was willing to gamble, and he had no money. It's only cheaper for yourself.
"Success." For outsiders, Xiao Shengjun cherishes words like gold.Turning around, I wanted to find the kitten, but I found that Kung Fu was gone in a blink of an eye!
This time he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, "Yixi! Yixi?" Wasn't he still by his side just now?
Shopkeeper Lin saw that he was looking for someone, and asked curiously, "What? I lost him?"
"My husband was still here just now." He glanced around and saw no one, so he raised his legs and planned to look for him.
"Your husband? Congratulations, you are married." Shopkeeper Lin wondered what his husband would be like. "May I find someone to look for it for you?"
"Trouble shopkeeper Lin." The two were talking.
Yixi already ran back with a sticky little guy in his arms, "Brother Shengjun~Look~"
"Look at what, didn't you tell me to follow me obediently?" After such a short effort, he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.
On the contrary, Yi Xi raised his head innocently, "I'm right there." Then he pointed to a narrow alley, "Where was it just now called Amu, how pitiful..."
A cat is meowing, and it is strange that he understands it!Xiao Shengjun really hated his teeth, but he had nowhere to say, "Don't run around next time, you know? No matter where you go, you have to tell me."
"Oh~" Yi Xi pouted, and then said, "Don't kill me, is he your husband......"
On the side, I saw the current shopkeeper Lin covering his face silently, "This little guy is your husband?!"
Xiao Shengjun laughed, "I made you laugh."
"You little husband, you have to take a good look, otherwise you won't know if you've been kidnapped." Just like this, no wonder you can make Xiao's brother into such a virtue in the blink of an eye.
"Of course, I'll take him to make some clothes first." With a slight smile, he picked up Yixi and got into the bullock cart. With this amount of money, he can do a lot of things.
"Can Yi Xi buy some snacks?" As soon as he got into the carriage, Yi Xi coquettishly begged for something delicious.
"Of course, I'll take you to buy delicious food later. If you want to eat, you can buy whatever you want." Seeing Yixi's cautious appearance, Xiao Shengjun felt uncomfortable. This kid is too sensible. , I’m too cautious, it’s not good, “If you want anything from now on, just tell me, our family is not short of money now.”
"I just want snacks, and Yixi doesn't want anything else." Shao Yixi sat cross-legged in the bullock cart, raised the curtain and looked curiously at the street.His mind went blank, he didn't remember anything, he didn't know anything.
But this brother in front of him gave him a sense of security. He has gradually understood what Zhang Nam said these days, but he feels nothing wrong with marrying Xiao Shengjun. good.
I have no one to rely on, I have nothing, Xiao Shengjun doesn't dislike him, on the contrary, he takes good care of himself, such a good person, I should cherish.
When going to buy clothes, Xiao Shengjun directly took the best materials and made some inner clothes for Yi Xi, and the outer clothes were made of ordinary fabrics. After all, they still live in the village, so they can't be too attractive.
Afterwards, I bought a lot of food and snacks that Yi Xi wanted, and when passing by the bookstore, Yi Xi stared at it for some reason.Xiao Shengjun thought, maybe this little guy was a scholar before he lost his memory, so he took him in for a walk and picked out a few books.
The kitten in the car seemed to be only three weeks old and hadn't been weaned yet, and I didn't know where E-Mu was, so I wanted to raise it together.Anyway, if I have to go out to farm or go hunting in the mountains, Yi Xi will be lonely at home alone.
After walking around, Yi Xi's face was too attractive, and he wouldn't let him get off the carriage unless necessary.
From here I can see Yixi's temperament, he is very well-behaved, he won't come down if he is not allowed to come down, he doesn't even ask why, just obediently eats snacks in the carriage, plays with cats or reads a book or something.
After loading a cart full of things, Xiao Shengjun drove the carriage back home contentedly.
When returning the car to Zhang Nam, the two made an appointment to get married.
There are not many acquaintances in this village, so it is enough to plan to set up two or three tables.
A table for the village head, a table for the familiar Orion, and a table for Madam Zhang's family are enough.
The date is set to be three days later, and Yi Xi's body will be better by then, and I think he will have some strength...
Wait, what do you care if he has the strength to do it? !
Thinking of Xiao Shengjun, he wanted to slap himself a few times, cursed shamelessly, but still looked forward to that day with flushed cheeks.
I made braised pork that night, and Yixi was not very interested in it. Instead, he grabbed fish with the cat he just picked up... This made Xiao Shengjun very angry and funny, but for his husband's new playmate He was somewhat tolerant, picked up some meat, poured fish soup and let the cat eat under the table.
After eating, I tidied up the two and put them on the bed together, and took a shower before coming up.
Before falling asleep, Yi Xi obediently crawled up.The sharp little teeth bit the flesh on his chest, which made Xiao Shengjun gasp, "Yi Xi?!"
"Huh? Zhang Na said, I signed a marriage letter with you, so I can bite it." She said that she was not satisfied, she licked and bit, and made a happy cooing sound. After two bites, she saw that she was a little red. Letting go, rubbing against each other, I obediently pulled the quilt, said good night, then closed my eyes and went to sleep...
Sure enough, I thought too much.......This is just the teeth grinding stage of the kitten, I'd better coax him to gnaw on the bones tomorrow, otherwise I will suffer myself.
Looking down at the flesh on his chest, hiss~ he gnawed it with little tiger teeth, right? !
The matter of getting married, if the two of them don't take it seriously, some etiquette still needs to be prepared, and Yi Xi doesn't understand anything, so naturally he obediently follows behind his buttocks and chats with him, and when he gets tired, he goes back to lie down.
Three days later, Xiao Shengjun dressed Yi Xi, and under the witness of Zhang Nam and the village head, he worshiped his father's tablet, which was considered a marriage.
The banquet was made by Madam Zhang and him, and the meal was a lively one.
But when the hunter who was invited saw this man who was more juicy than his elder brother, he immediately booed him and forced him to drink. Yi Xi had no choice but to drink a cup, and a small rash appeared in the blink of an eye.
Zhang Na scolded the Orion a few words, Xiao Shengjun saw him scratching his rash with distress, took out a box of ointment from the box, and touched it carefully for him.
Yi Xi was itchy and uncomfortable, but when he saw the medicine box, he froze for a moment, and when the ointment was applied to his body, the cold feeling made him feel at ease.
Seeing him staring at the medicine box in a daze, Xiao Shengjun thought he thought the medicine was good, so he explained, "It was given by a genius doctor. I met him once."
Yi Xi didn't say anything, just nodded, but remembered the box.
It looks familiar, maybe I have used this ointment in the past, right?
After applying the ointment, the rash subsided within half a minute.
But when Zhang Na saw the previous scene, she drove the people back early, and when she saw that Yi Xi was almost ready, she couldn't help but said, "You are too careless, aren't you? You will be like this after drinking a glass of wine? What will you do in the future?" ?”
"From now on, it's enough not to drink alcohol." Xiao Shengjun said, he has seen in the army, big men, five big and three rough, but they can't drink alcohol, and they will turn red and have difficulty breathing. The ones with red dots are nothing like Yi Xi.
"Hey, you used to him when you just got married, what can you do in the future? Listen to Zhang Mo and let him learn, it's a bit of a responsibility! Our brothers in the north are stronger than this little guy like him." He glanced at Yi Xi's small arms and legs in disgust.
"Mother Zhang, don't say such things in front of him again." My husband naturally defended, although he knew that Madam Zhang was doing it for his own benefit, but he didn't want to see Yi Xi suffer any grievances.
"It's up to you, Madam Zhang doesn't care about you anymore. I drove away those people just now, so you should take advantage of the early time to consummate the house~" He smiled and left with a meaningful smile.
Xiao Shengjun shook his head helplessly, first went outside to clean up three tables of dishes, and fetched water to freshen up.
When he returned to the room, he saw that the little guy was already fast asleep, which made Xiao Shengjun's low expectations come to nothing. Forget it, the days are still long anyway.Thinking about it, he leaned over and kissed the little guy's cheek, it was really sweet and tight.
When he packed everything up and went back to bed, Yi Xi rubbed his eyes and got up, "Brother Shengjun, I woke up~"
"It's not dark yet, go to sleep and don't get up." Then he pushed him back to bed.
But who knows, the little guy was stubborn, and immediately pouted and said, "No, I'm going to consummate the house today!"
The categorical words made Xiao Shengjun stunned for a moment, and then he laughed loudly, "Do you know what consummation is?"
Yi Xi nodded, "Mother Zhang has taught me." But what he taught is equal to Bai's teaching... Those two books are more effective.
Xiao Shengjun was taken aback by these words, but seeing the little guy's still tender appearance, he felt strange for a while, how could this little guy still want to do something about himself?Really want to do it? !
Ouch, inexplicably excited~
"That," that, that, that, that, that!Xiao Shengjun wanted to slap himself again.
"Mother Zhang said that this is something that a husband and wife can do, but others can't do it~ Let's try it, he said it's comfortable~" Then he pounced on it and took two more bites.
Xiao Shengjun didn't know what to do with his mind now, but he lay down obediently.
Let Yixi sit on her stomach, and then pull out a book from under the pillow... "Teaching You How to Satisfy Your Daughter-in-law" Bah!What a messy book this is!When he becomes a general one day, he must be inspected!
I wanted to smoke the book, but the cat held on tightly, and when I wanted to smoke it, it purred to express its dissatisfaction.
Xiao Shengjun had no choice but to wipe his face, "Why don't I teach you?" Whether it's father or mother, I know you under the sun, so please forgive your brother.
He really couldn't accept that during the wedding night in the bridal chamber, his husband read a book while doing himself...
"Okay, brother Shengjun is teaching me, and I'm groping for myself." He unbuttoned his clothes a few times, revealing the pink little guy underneath.
Xiao Shengjun looked at the little guy, weighed it in his heart and found two news, one was good and the other was bad.
Good thing he doesn't have to be in so much pain tonight, bad news... this little thing probably isn't very strong
The author has something to say: Brother Shengjun, you have to believe that Yixi will be very powerful!
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