Monster Dad's Parenting Notes
Chapter 9
To Guixianren's Bibotan.
"Let's go! Go take a bath with Gui Xianren!"
"No! Master Bones! Let go of my clean pool water!"
Gui Xianren wanted to cry, but he followed up and found that the skeleton had found a pot from nowhere, filled it with water from Bibotan, directed the flowing water to wash the father and son clean, and then soaked in the pot.
"The water temperature is really suitable. Do you want to let those ghosts borrow their will-o'-the-wisps? I'm really curious about how it feels to take a bath in the water made by the will-o'-the-wisps."
"Master Bones, don't tell me about this pot..."
"Guixianren, do you really think this is the pot you prepared for cooking? In fact, it is a small bathtub. Although it is already March, the temperature of the bath water is still cold at night, so I just asked the pot to cook. A werewolf kid helped make this bathtub, no! It should be a bathtub!"
Then the bones talked about why there was no volcano nearby, otherwise they could dig hot springs and take hot baths all year round.
The warm water made Wen Renxu's tense nerves slowly relax. He opened his eyes in a daze, and found himself lying on the chest of the skeleton. He was too flustered just now, and he didn't remember the name of the skeleton, so he was confused. called.
"Daddy?"
"Good son, wake up? I said you don't fall asleep every day, and your head will be flat when you fall asleep! Ah!!!! You look at the son, the two of us were caught in the pot by the two bad guys to cook soup! How to do this!"
Wen Renxuwang found that he was indeed in a large pot filled with water with this father, and there was still a fire under the pot. Outside stood a man and a woman standing in place, and another woman with a feather on her head was holding a pile of water. Clothes, Chongwen Renxuwang smiled at the man who called himself Daddy.
"Oh, I always need to add some salt to this soup, wait for me to get the salt~"
As he said, he twisted his waist and was about to leave.
"Daddy! Why are you still acting so comfortable! We're going to be boiled!"
Wen Renxuwang felt that all his hairs wetted by water stood on end, and the bones laughed at his panic.
"Silly boy, you really believe it! This is a bathtub. Just now you wet your hair and my clothes, so my father and son went to this bathtub to take a good bubble after washing. You who just said to get salt You can call her Sister Nightingale, she is a pretty good girl who has been in charge of our daily life, the salt is bath salt, but I think you will lose your hair if you use bath salt like this, so let’s forget it.”
"The man who opened his mouth to swallow duck eggs is Guixianren. This Bibotan is his home. He likes being boiled in a pot the most."
"That blond girl is a foreigner, she can't understand us."
Gui Xianren and Xia Ying were almost blown out of anger, what do you mean by being boiled the most!What do you mean a foreigner can't understand what they say!
"what about me?"
Wen Renxuwang couldn't figure out what was going on. He came out of the jade cup somehow and turned into a fox. There was also a black nine-tailed demon fox who claimed to be his father. So who is this little white fox?He wants to know immediately.
"Didn't I say it long ago? You are my son, my most precious son. As for the name—your name is Wen Ren Xu Wang, remember?"
Wen Renxuwang felt as if the blood in his body had stopped. Is this white fox's name the same as his own?
"My dear son, do you know the origin of your name? Wenren, it's actually because there are a few humans on our land, and you always like to smell their scents to find out the difference between the smells of humans and demons, so it's called Wenren, Xu Hope actually means hope in the mind!"
The bones rambled about, and accepted the contemptuous gazes of Xia Ying and Gui Xianren.
And Wen Renxuwang was shocked by the real name and origin of the little white fox, and because the skeleton kept mentioning that he peed his pants, his eyes darkened and he passed out again.
8 leading by the nose
The skeleton's excessive joke made Wen Renxuwang dizzy for another day because of the lack of compatibility between soul and body. After he woke up, it was already the next night.
The first place where I felt uncomfortable was the hair on my body, as if it was wrapped in something hot, and I felt uncomfortable. I just wanted to lift my paw to pull it out, but the feeling that the paw was tightly wrapped by something made me feel uncomfortable. He woke up with severe dizziness.
"what is this!"
The four little paws were covered by something like shoes, and Wen Renxuwang found that he was also wearing a small vest. Although this thing that was similar to human clothing gave him a little comfort, but these things covered all The fur body is not comfortable at all!
The little paws tried to take off the four little shoes, but the little shoes were tied with straps, and it was impossible to get them off with the pedals alone. Opened his mouth, bit the strap and pulled it down hard, finally biting off the small shoe on his front paws, Wen Renxuwang quickly rolled over and hugged his hind leg, was about to use the same method to take off the shoe, but was suddenly stunned Living.
"I... what am I doing?"
Humans don't hold their hands and feet and use their teeth to take off their gloves and shoes, but Wen Renxuwang is doing this now, and his self-esteem as a human burst out instantly, and he lay back on the warm cushion weakly, The posture of animals cannot sleep face up like humans and sleep comfortably, so Wen Renxu lay on his side, feeling confused.
"What the hell is going on!"
Yes!Maybe it's just a dream!It is the aftereffect caused by the fifth senior brother imprisoning himself with magic weapons. As long as he sleeps well, he will wake up.
"Yeah, that's definitely the case! How can a human being suddenly become a fox! Even if it's Transfiguration, it's impossible for it to last so long!"
Just thinking about sleeping peacefully for a while, his nose felt itchy. When he opened his eyes, the "daddy" brushed Wen Renxu's little black nose with a feather in his face with a smile on his face, and sneezed out a big sneeze inadvertently.
"My dear son, are you suffering from a cold? Why do you keep sneezing?"
"Isn't it because Daddy you're messing with my nose!"
Wait...why did I call him Daddy?It was only after Wen Ren Xuwang realized that he had been taken advantage of by this person that he felt shame welling up in his heart, he snorted at the skeleton and turned his head away.
Skeleton's hot face was stuck to the cold butt, but he was not unhappy. He picked up the little shoes that Wen Renxuwang had kicked off, and simply picked up Wen Renxuwang to help him put them on again.
"I sneezed yesterday, and I sneezed today, so I'd better put it on. Even though it's spring, it's still very cold here at night. Be careful not to catch a cold."
"Oh, thanks..."
Thanks?Thanks hell!The skeleton just put on the small shoes on Wen Renxuwang's front paws, and Wen Renxuwang kicked them off the next second.He stared at the skeleton, warning himself not to be attracted by the person in front of him, the most important thing now is to find out what happened to him!
Afraid of being caught on fire, Gui Xianren, Xia Ying and Nightingale hid behind the black pillar and quietly watched the interaction between the "father and son". What's more, Mr. Skeleton didn't follow his usual habit of playing a child's temper, but obediently picked up the shoes that rolled on the ground.
"If you don't want to wear it, I don't care if the stone slab soaked by the night dew is cold to the paws."
Touching Wen Renxuwang's small head, maybe the little white fox's instinct still remained in the corpse, he only felt that the touch of the bones made his whole body feel itchy, his eyes narrowed involuntarily, and his head kept moving toward the bones. Rubbing his palms, Wen Renxuwang was stunned halfway through the rubbing.
"Take your hand away from me!"
Wen Renxu Wang jumped aside, a sense of humiliation welled up in his heart. Before he suddenly turned into this ghostly appearance, he was a normal 16-year-old human being. If he were in a normal farming family, he would have started a family and started a business with a baby in his arms when he was 16. Even the sons and daughters of the official family have already engaged in marriage at this time, and they are going to wait for the woman to perform the ceremony before they can get married.
But now!
A 16-year-old who was about to perform the crowning ceremony was not only scared to pee his pants, but was also treated like a child!The most important thing is to become this ghost, is he still a human? !
Wen Renxuwang's heart started to panic, and he spit out blood with a mouthful. When the skeleton saw Wen Renxuwang like this, he panicked instantly, and quickly picked up the little fox, not caring that his face was being pawed by Wen Renxuwang Scratch asked anxiously.
"How about you, Xiao Wang?"
"Let go of me! I'm not Xiao Wang! I'm Wen Ren Xu Wang!"
"Of course you are popular! I told you your name yesterday!"
Although the names are the same, but—this is wrong!Remembering that the skeleton had explained the meaning of Wen Renxuwang's name to himself yesterday, he even vomited blood again.
The bones did not expect that Wen Renxuwang would spit out blood suddenly. He quietly wiped a little blood and looked at it. Although the first part was black dead blood, the rest of the blood was fresh blood. This at least shows that the little white fox The blood in the body began to activate because of the power of the natal magic weapon.
The ecstasy made him feel reassured, and he let Wen Renxuwang bite himself indiscriminately in his arms, and his bones gently ran along the little fox's back until Wen Renxuwang exhausted all his strength and collapsed in his arms In the middle of the night, the skeleton changed into a sad father's face and called Gui Xianren.
"Please take back these little shoes. Although these things can help Xiao Wang keep warm, they seem too restrictive. I think that although Xiao Wang still has summer hair, it should be enough to withstand the cold wave of late spring. Besides, there is me! Body temperature is better than clothes to keep you warm."
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"Let's go! Go take a bath with Gui Xianren!"
"No! Master Bones! Let go of my clean pool water!"
Gui Xianren wanted to cry, but he followed up and found that the skeleton had found a pot from nowhere, filled it with water from Bibotan, directed the flowing water to wash the father and son clean, and then soaked in the pot.
"The water temperature is really suitable. Do you want to let those ghosts borrow their will-o'-the-wisps? I'm really curious about how it feels to take a bath in the water made by the will-o'-the-wisps."
"Master Bones, don't tell me about this pot..."
"Guixianren, do you really think this is the pot you prepared for cooking? In fact, it is a small bathtub. Although it is already March, the temperature of the bath water is still cold at night, so I just asked the pot to cook. A werewolf kid helped make this bathtub, no! It should be a bathtub!"
Then the bones talked about why there was no volcano nearby, otherwise they could dig hot springs and take hot baths all year round.
The warm water made Wen Renxu's tense nerves slowly relax. He opened his eyes in a daze, and found himself lying on the chest of the skeleton. He was too flustered just now, and he didn't remember the name of the skeleton, so he was confused. called.
"Daddy?"
"Good son, wake up? I said you don't fall asleep every day, and your head will be flat when you fall asleep! Ah!!!! You look at the son, the two of us were caught in the pot by the two bad guys to cook soup! How to do this!"
Wen Renxuwang found that he was indeed in a large pot filled with water with this father, and there was still a fire under the pot. Outside stood a man and a woman standing in place, and another woman with a feather on her head was holding a pile of water. Clothes, Chongwen Renxuwang smiled at the man who called himself Daddy.
"Oh, I always need to add some salt to this soup, wait for me to get the salt~"
As he said, he twisted his waist and was about to leave.
"Daddy! Why are you still acting so comfortable! We're going to be boiled!"
Wen Renxuwang felt that all his hairs wetted by water stood on end, and the bones laughed at his panic.
"Silly boy, you really believe it! This is a bathtub. Just now you wet your hair and my clothes, so my father and son went to this bathtub to take a good bubble after washing. You who just said to get salt You can call her Sister Nightingale, she is a pretty good girl who has been in charge of our daily life, the salt is bath salt, but I think you will lose your hair if you use bath salt like this, so let’s forget it.”
"The man who opened his mouth to swallow duck eggs is Guixianren. This Bibotan is his home. He likes being boiled in a pot the most."
"That blond girl is a foreigner, she can't understand us."
Gui Xianren and Xia Ying were almost blown out of anger, what do you mean by being boiled the most!What do you mean a foreigner can't understand what they say!
"what about me?"
Wen Renxuwang couldn't figure out what was going on. He came out of the jade cup somehow and turned into a fox. There was also a black nine-tailed demon fox who claimed to be his father. So who is this little white fox?He wants to know immediately.
"Didn't I say it long ago? You are my son, my most precious son. As for the name—your name is Wen Ren Xu Wang, remember?"
Wen Renxuwang felt as if the blood in his body had stopped. Is this white fox's name the same as his own?
"My dear son, do you know the origin of your name? Wenren, it's actually because there are a few humans on our land, and you always like to smell their scents to find out the difference between the smells of humans and demons, so it's called Wenren, Xu Hope actually means hope in the mind!"
The bones rambled about, and accepted the contemptuous gazes of Xia Ying and Gui Xianren.
And Wen Renxuwang was shocked by the real name and origin of the little white fox, and because the skeleton kept mentioning that he peed his pants, his eyes darkened and he passed out again.
8 leading by the nose
The skeleton's excessive joke made Wen Renxuwang dizzy for another day because of the lack of compatibility between soul and body. After he woke up, it was already the next night.
The first place where I felt uncomfortable was the hair on my body, as if it was wrapped in something hot, and I felt uncomfortable. I just wanted to lift my paw to pull it out, but the feeling that the paw was tightly wrapped by something made me feel uncomfortable. He woke up with severe dizziness.
"what is this!"
The four little paws were covered by something like shoes, and Wen Renxuwang found that he was also wearing a small vest. Although this thing that was similar to human clothing gave him a little comfort, but these things covered all The fur body is not comfortable at all!
The little paws tried to take off the four little shoes, but the little shoes were tied with straps, and it was impossible to get them off with the pedals alone. Opened his mouth, bit the strap and pulled it down hard, finally biting off the small shoe on his front paws, Wen Renxuwang quickly rolled over and hugged his hind leg, was about to use the same method to take off the shoe, but was suddenly stunned Living.
"I... what am I doing?"
Humans don't hold their hands and feet and use their teeth to take off their gloves and shoes, but Wen Renxuwang is doing this now, and his self-esteem as a human burst out instantly, and he lay back on the warm cushion weakly, The posture of animals cannot sleep face up like humans and sleep comfortably, so Wen Renxu lay on his side, feeling confused.
"What the hell is going on!"
Yes!Maybe it's just a dream!It is the aftereffect caused by the fifth senior brother imprisoning himself with magic weapons. As long as he sleeps well, he will wake up.
"Yeah, that's definitely the case! How can a human being suddenly become a fox! Even if it's Transfiguration, it's impossible for it to last so long!"
Just thinking about sleeping peacefully for a while, his nose felt itchy. When he opened his eyes, the "daddy" brushed Wen Renxu's little black nose with a feather in his face with a smile on his face, and sneezed out a big sneeze inadvertently.
"My dear son, are you suffering from a cold? Why do you keep sneezing?"
"Isn't it because Daddy you're messing with my nose!"
Wait...why did I call him Daddy?It was only after Wen Ren Xuwang realized that he had been taken advantage of by this person that he felt shame welling up in his heart, he snorted at the skeleton and turned his head away.
Skeleton's hot face was stuck to the cold butt, but he was not unhappy. He picked up the little shoes that Wen Renxuwang had kicked off, and simply picked up Wen Renxuwang to help him put them on again.
"I sneezed yesterday, and I sneezed today, so I'd better put it on. Even though it's spring, it's still very cold here at night. Be careful not to catch a cold."
"Oh, thanks..."
Thanks?Thanks hell!The skeleton just put on the small shoes on Wen Renxuwang's front paws, and Wen Renxuwang kicked them off the next second.He stared at the skeleton, warning himself not to be attracted by the person in front of him, the most important thing now is to find out what happened to him!
Afraid of being caught on fire, Gui Xianren, Xia Ying and Nightingale hid behind the black pillar and quietly watched the interaction between the "father and son". What's more, Mr. Skeleton didn't follow his usual habit of playing a child's temper, but obediently picked up the shoes that rolled on the ground.
"If you don't want to wear it, I don't care if the stone slab soaked by the night dew is cold to the paws."
Touching Wen Renxuwang's small head, maybe the little white fox's instinct still remained in the corpse, he only felt that the touch of the bones made his whole body feel itchy, his eyes narrowed involuntarily, and his head kept moving toward the bones. Rubbing his palms, Wen Renxuwang was stunned halfway through the rubbing.
"Take your hand away from me!"
Wen Renxu Wang jumped aside, a sense of humiliation welled up in his heart. Before he suddenly turned into this ghostly appearance, he was a normal 16-year-old human being. If he were in a normal farming family, he would have started a family and started a business with a baby in his arms when he was 16. Even the sons and daughters of the official family have already engaged in marriage at this time, and they are going to wait for the woman to perform the ceremony before they can get married.
But now!
A 16-year-old who was about to perform the crowning ceremony was not only scared to pee his pants, but was also treated like a child!The most important thing is to become this ghost, is he still a human? !
Wen Renxuwang's heart started to panic, and he spit out blood with a mouthful. When the skeleton saw Wen Renxuwang like this, he panicked instantly, and quickly picked up the little fox, not caring that his face was being pawed by Wen Renxuwang Scratch asked anxiously.
"How about you, Xiao Wang?"
"Let go of me! I'm not Xiao Wang! I'm Wen Ren Xu Wang!"
"Of course you are popular! I told you your name yesterday!"
Although the names are the same, but—this is wrong!Remembering that the skeleton had explained the meaning of Wen Renxuwang's name to himself yesterday, he even vomited blood again.
The bones did not expect that Wen Renxuwang would spit out blood suddenly. He quietly wiped a little blood and looked at it. Although the first part was black dead blood, the rest of the blood was fresh blood. This at least shows that the little white fox The blood in the body began to activate because of the power of the natal magic weapon.
The ecstasy made him feel reassured, and he let Wen Renxuwang bite himself indiscriminately in his arms, and his bones gently ran along the little fox's back until Wen Renxuwang exhausted all his strength and collapsed in his arms In the middle of the night, the skeleton changed into a sad father's face and called Gui Xianren.
"Please take back these little shoes. Although these things can help Xiao Wang keep warm, they seem too restrictive. I think that although Xiao Wang still has summer hair, it should be enough to withstand the cold wave of late spring. Besides, there is me! Body temperature is better than clothes to keep you warm."
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