Monster Dad's Parenting Notes
Chapter 77
If you don’t come here, break open the door of Lie Xiaozhuang’s room to see what’s going on. As a fire sect, Miyou is also very angry. She points at the leader and scolds, and then explains that Lie Xiaozhuang is a guy who likes to sleep late. Three days late for ten-day morning classes, and two days left.
"Suddenly you are so concerned about the head, I don't know what you are worrying about!"
Lei Zong's people really wanted to slap this female Taoist priest who dared to stop them, but they found that Lie Xiaozhuang was humming a song, and he didn't have the stinky expression that he would force Lei Zong to leave when he saw Lei Zong with a sullen face. Instead, she smiled brightly.
"Good morning, Elder Lu Hui, but you seem to have taken your place as the head of the sect."
Lu Hui's expression remained unchanged, but Lie Xiaozhuang could see the killing intent in his eyes.
Lie Xiaozhuang doesn't care about Lu Hui. Anyway, this guy will be eradicated by himself sooner or later, and this matter will be left to Yu Feng and Miyou. emblem.
At this moment, he is more concerned about his little Lulu, who must be overworked for himself, and should prepare some delicious grass for him to eat.
70 Enemy Attack
In order to kill Lie Xiaozhuang, Lei Zong was so despicable that he directly asked his disciples to give him poisonous wine.
It's a pity that they didn't know that Lie Xiaozhuang had practiced the heart formula in the secret book. Although his physique became so miserable, other poisons had no effect on him.
Even if there are still several kinds of herbs that Lu Hui Xia Lie Xiaozhuang is most afraid of, but now even if there is no purple water chestnut grass, he is not afraid.
There is his baby Xiaolu in his house, who can detoxify and enjoy happy things.Only Lie Xiaozhuang, the current leader of Qingwei Sect, the number one spiritual practice school in the world, can enjoy such a beautiful job.
Lie Xiaozhuang sneaked back to the room with the grass that he secretly picked from the medicine garden. Yi Zhilu was lying on the bed rubbing his painful waist.
"Little Lulu, today's meal is here~"
After speaking, he kissed Yi Zhilu hard on the face, and then sent a large bag of grass that he picked secretly to Yi Zhilu. Seeing today's food, Yi Zhilu almost wanted to destroy Lie Xiaozhuang.
"Lie Xiaozhuang, what kind of medicine did you say you picked today?!"
Trying to recall it, there seems to be no brand in front of this herbal medicine to introduce its efficacy and characteristics. Lie Xiaozhuang shook his head regretfully and said he didn't know.
"This is mother-child grass! The taste is extremely bitter! Combined with other herbs, it is a kind of medicine that is used to give pregnant women an anti-abortion effect! Are you going to give me an anti-abortion?!"
Lie Xiaozhuang touched Yi Zhilu's stomach, then sighed regretfully.
"It's a pity that there is no baby...can't be safe..."
"Asshole! I'm a male, how can I have a baby!"
The foot that kicked towards Lie Xiaozhuang was firmly held in his hands, and Lie Xiaozhuang scratched Yi Zhilu's soles, making Yi Zhilu laugh out loud, and he spoke slowly when he had had enough trouble.
"You are my mount, even if you can have children, can my mount and I have children?"
"Forget it, let's discuss this issue later. I'll go and replace your grass first. You must not like the bitter taste. By the way, the kitchen also made some tea cakes today. I'll bring you some to taste. .”
Didn't realize that Yi Zhilu was stiff because of this, Lie Xiaozhuang was thinking about which kind of grass tastes sweet, while kissing Yi Zhilu and preparing to leave.
"Hey, Lie Xiaozhuang. Do you miss those light purples of yours, sister Cui?"
Yi Zhilu lowered his head, his bangs covered his eyes, Lie Xiaozhuang couldn't see his expression.
"I will definitely think about it. They are the top cards in my building. Their faces, figures, and skills are not comparable to ordinary people. If I get well, the first thing I will do is to go to them and have a good time." .”
The person who went out after speaking did not notice that Yi Zhilu almost tore the quilt into rags because of this sentence.
"I don't care what the big bad guy says..."
Even though they only got along for three or four days, Lie Xiaozhuang treated Yi Zhilu really well. As long as he was in the room, Yi Zhilu would never feel lonely.
He always plays with Yi Zhilu, tells Yi Zhilu what he has seen and heard, and does happy things together, especially for Yi Zhilu to go to Shuizong's medicine garden to steal herbs for Yi Zhilu to taste.
"I'm not tempted at all..."
Yi Zhilu slowly recalled that Mr. Dong Guo used to tease human beings, especially the human beings in this country have a bad habit.
They think that if they take away someone's first time, that person will be theirs, so men like women who have never been touched by anyone. I will be hated by others all my life.
Of course, if an extremely beautiful woman is not so miserable that no one wants her, but she will live in the shadow of being touched all her life. If the husband and wife quarrel in the future, the man's family will also take this matter talk about things.
And strange human women, and even some men, after being taken away for the first time, there are many people who follow each other wholeheartedly, and even some who were once unequal enemies accidentally lose their body to each other, and will die instead. To live to the enemy.
It was the first time behind Yi Zhilu, and it actually produced the psychology of the second situation mentioned by Mr. Dong Guo.
He didn't want to admit that his heart was really because Lie Xiaozhuang awakened the happiness that he had never seriously felt before, so he cared about Lie Xiaozhuang, and when he heard the truth that the other party didn't care, his heart still hurt uncomfortably.
"This is, is it different from a transvestite..."
Lie Xiaozhuang is neither Mr. Dong Guo nor Yue Nong.He likes human beings, women with soft bodies and delicate looks. He just regards Yi Zhilu as a mount that he needs to use during the day and night. Fortunately, animals are not those stupid humans. Yi Zhilu found a bed for the Spring Festival Play with this year for the time being, and change to a new one in the spring of next year.
But he can no longer stay in Qingwei faction.
"I want to go back to my mother's house!"
The quilt of Tiancansi was still torn into rags by Yi Zhilu. He didn't realize that he had made a mistake in his language. He got up and rubbed his sore waist before going to Lie Xiaozhuang's closet to find clothes. He didn't have any clothes on, the purpose was to make it easier for Lie Xiaozhuang to use him, since he made up his mind to go back to Cangya, of course he had to get dressed first.
"But Xiao Zhuang... what should we do with the two forces impacting in his body..."
Although Mr. Bones is very powerful, Mr. Dong Guo was beaten almost to death by his family in order to leave with Lang Da. Bones also rescued him. Lie Xiaozhuang should be a small problem for Mr. Bones, right?
"Damn! Why should I worry about him who only treats me as a mount!"
Wearing a robe that was too big for Yi Zhilu, he was thinking about how to get out of the house, but suddenly there was a knock on the door from the yard.
Reflexively wanted to ask who it was, but Yi Zhilu suddenly realized that Qingwei faction was not a safe place, and it would be better not to agree, so he hid at the window and secretly looked out through the gap.
The sound of knocking on the door sounded like it wouldn't make you tired. It was scary and had a unique sense of rhythm. Yi Zhilu felt that his heartbeat overlapped with the sound of knocking on the door. It was hard to hide his panic and irritability. Go out and kick the door open and greet the whole family of the knocker.
Yi Zhilu couldn't escape the torment of the thumping sound even if he covered his ears, but Lie Xiaozhuang's formation was arranged too well. Whenever Yi Zhilu opened the door or window angrily and wanted to teach that person a lesson, he would find himself Back in the bedroom, I had to climb back on the bed and cover my head with a pillow.
The knocker knocked on the door persistently for a stick of incense, and when the thud finally stopped, Yi Zhilu felt that the quiet world was so indescribably beautiful, and he couldn't hide his curiosity, so he went back to the window to peek Outside.
Haw——
There was something under the crack of the door desperately squeezing in from the outside, the sound of breaking through the barrier set by Lie Xiaozhuang was extremely ear-piercing, Yi Zhilu could only see the golden radiance from that thing, and it was a blurry mass like rubbing Crumpled papyrus, like shapeless rice cakes, got out from the crack of the door.
The mass rested at the door for a while, as if it had had enough breath, and suddenly there was another burst of blinding light, and the originally blurred straw paper rice cake turned into a charcoal black figure drawn by a child with a burnt stick.
The distorted body, one big and one small dull eyes, the mouth with long fangs, is dotted with red paint as if bleeding, the villain looks around looking for prey, the red paint drips down the corner of his mouth Even more weird.
There is no way to laugh out loud because of this childish brushwork. What Yi Zhilu fears most is the weird human figures and animals drawn by children. At first glance, he can still laugh because of his distortions, but the more he looks at it, the more creepy he feels. In the end, this kind of villain made him feel even more frightened.
His eyes suddenly met the villain, and with a swipe, the villain rushed to the window and stood there, making a weird laugh. Yi Zhilu was so frightened that he fell down and quickly changed back to his original shape. Lie Xiaozhuang The shrinking technique applied to the original shape was still working, with his small body, Yi Zhilu hid under the bed.
The villain came over and didn't see the person he was looking for, so he continued to laugh sinisterly and bumped his head against the window. Every time he bumped, his body would grow bigger. When his eyes were about to be as big as the window, Yi Zhilu found that the whole The house was trembling because of his impact. It is not difficult to imagine that when this villain gets older, maybe the whole house will be overturned by him.
Is it possible that I will die here?
Yi Zhilu was frightened and cried, and a thought popped up in his mind - if I die, will Lie Xiaozhuang forget me?
71 I want to stay
Death is not a terrible thing.
As an animal, Yi Zhilu has long been used to seeing life and death, the pursuit of the predator and the hunted
"Suddenly you are so concerned about the head, I don't know what you are worrying about!"
Lei Zong's people really wanted to slap this female Taoist priest who dared to stop them, but they found that Lie Xiaozhuang was humming a song, and he didn't have the stinky expression that he would force Lei Zong to leave when he saw Lei Zong with a sullen face. Instead, she smiled brightly.
"Good morning, Elder Lu Hui, but you seem to have taken your place as the head of the sect."
Lu Hui's expression remained unchanged, but Lie Xiaozhuang could see the killing intent in his eyes.
Lie Xiaozhuang doesn't care about Lu Hui. Anyway, this guy will be eradicated by himself sooner or later, and this matter will be left to Yu Feng and Miyou. emblem.
At this moment, he is more concerned about his little Lulu, who must be overworked for himself, and should prepare some delicious grass for him to eat.
70 Enemy Attack
In order to kill Lie Xiaozhuang, Lei Zong was so despicable that he directly asked his disciples to give him poisonous wine.
It's a pity that they didn't know that Lie Xiaozhuang had practiced the heart formula in the secret book. Although his physique became so miserable, other poisons had no effect on him.
Even if there are still several kinds of herbs that Lu Hui Xia Lie Xiaozhuang is most afraid of, but now even if there is no purple water chestnut grass, he is not afraid.
There is his baby Xiaolu in his house, who can detoxify and enjoy happy things.Only Lie Xiaozhuang, the current leader of Qingwei Sect, the number one spiritual practice school in the world, can enjoy such a beautiful job.
Lie Xiaozhuang sneaked back to the room with the grass that he secretly picked from the medicine garden. Yi Zhilu was lying on the bed rubbing his painful waist.
"Little Lulu, today's meal is here~"
After speaking, he kissed Yi Zhilu hard on the face, and then sent a large bag of grass that he picked secretly to Yi Zhilu. Seeing today's food, Yi Zhilu almost wanted to destroy Lie Xiaozhuang.
"Lie Xiaozhuang, what kind of medicine did you say you picked today?!"
Trying to recall it, there seems to be no brand in front of this herbal medicine to introduce its efficacy and characteristics. Lie Xiaozhuang shook his head regretfully and said he didn't know.
"This is mother-child grass! The taste is extremely bitter! Combined with other herbs, it is a kind of medicine that is used to give pregnant women an anti-abortion effect! Are you going to give me an anti-abortion?!"
Lie Xiaozhuang touched Yi Zhilu's stomach, then sighed regretfully.
"It's a pity that there is no baby...can't be safe..."
"Asshole! I'm a male, how can I have a baby!"
The foot that kicked towards Lie Xiaozhuang was firmly held in his hands, and Lie Xiaozhuang scratched Yi Zhilu's soles, making Yi Zhilu laugh out loud, and he spoke slowly when he had had enough trouble.
"You are my mount, even if you can have children, can my mount and I have children?"
"Forget it, let's discuss this issue later. I'll go and replace your grass first. You must not like the bitter taste. By the way, the kitchen also made some tea cakes today. I'll bring you some to taste. .”
Didn't realize that Yi Zhilu was stiff because of this, Lie Xiaozhuang was thinking about which kind of grass tastes sweet, while kissing Yi Zhilu and preparing to leave.
"Hey, Lie Xiaozhuang. Do you miss those light purples of yours, sister Cui?"
Yi Zhilu lowered his head, his bangs covered his eyes, Lie Xiaozhuang couldn't see his expression.
"I will definitely think about it. They are the top cards in my building. Their faces, figures, and skills are not comparable to ordinary people. If I get well, the first thing I will do is to go to them and have a good time." .”
The person who went out after speaking did not notice that Yi Zhilu almost tore the quilt into rags because of this sentence.
"I don't care what the big bad guy says..."
Even though they only got along for three or four days, Lie Xiaozhuang treated Yi Zhilu really well. As long as he was in the room, Yi Zhilu would never feel lonely.
He always plays with Yi Zhilu, tells Yi Zhilu what he has seen and heard, and does happy things together, especially for Yi Zhilu to go to Shuizong's medicine garden to steal herbs for Yi Zhilu to taste.
"I'm not tempted at all..."
Yi Zhilu slowly recalled that Mr. Dong Guo used to tease human beings, especially the human beings in this country have a bad habit.
They think that if they take away someone's first time, that person will be theirs, so men like women who have never been touched by anyone. I will be hated by others all my life.
Of course, if an extremely beautiful woman is not so miserable that no one wants her, but she will live in the shadow of being touched all her life. If the husband and wife quarrel in the future, the man's family will also take this matter talk about things.
And strange human women, and even some men, after being taken away for the first time, there are many people who follow each other wholeheartedly, and even some who were once unequal enemies accidentally lose their body to each other, and will die instead. To live to the enemy.
It was the first time behind Yi Zhilu, and it actually produced the psychology of the second situation mentioned by Mr. Dong Guo.
He didn't want to admit that his heart was really because Lie Xiaozhuang awakened the happiness that he had never seriously felt before, so he cared about Lie Xiaozhuang, and when he heard the truth that the other party didn't care, his heart still hurt uncomfortably.
"This is, is it different from a transvestite..."
Lie Xiaozhuang is neither Mr. Dong Guo nor Yue Nong.He likes human beings, women with soft bodies and delicate looks. He just regards Yi Zhilu as a mount that he needs to use during the day and night. Fortunately, animals are not those stupid humans. Yi Zhilu found a bed for the Spring Festival Play with this year for the time being, and change to a new one in the spring of next year.
But he can no longer stay in Qingwei faction.
"I want to go back to my mother's house!"
The quilt of Tiancansi was still torn into rags by Yi Zhilu. He didn't realize that he had made a mistake in his language. He got up and rubbed his sore waist before going to Lie Xiaozhuang's closet to find clothes. He didn't have any clothes on, the purpose was to make it easier for Lie Xiaozhuang to use him, since he made up his mind to go back to Cangya, of course he had to get dressed first.
"But Xiao Zhuang... what should we do with the two forces impacting in his body..."
Although Mr. Bones is very powerful, Mr. Dong Guo was beaten almost to death by his family in order to leave with Lang Da. Bones also rescued him. Lie Xiaozhuang should be a small problem for Mr. Bones, right?
"Damn! Why should I worry about him who only treats me as a mount!"
Wearing a robe that was too big for Yi Zhilu, he was thinking about how to get out of the house, but suddenly there was a knock on the door from the yard.
Reflexively wanted to ask who it was, but Yi Zhilu suddenly realized that Qingwei faction was not a safe place, and it would be better not to agree, so he hid at the window and secretly looked out through the gap.
The sound of knocking on the door sounded like it wouldn't make you tired. It was scary and had a unique sense of rhythm. Yi Zhilu felt that his heartbeat overlapped with the sound of knocking on the door. It was hard to hide his panic and irritability. Go out and kick the door open and greet the whole family of the knocker.
Yi Zhilu couldn't escape the torment of the thumping sound even if he covered his ears, but Lie Xiaozhuang's formation was arranged too well. Whenever Yi Zhilu opened the door or window angrily and wanted to teach that person a lesson, he would find himself Back in the bedroom, I had to climb back on the bed and cover my head with a pillow.
The knocker knocked on the door persistently for a stick of incense, and when the thud finally stopped, Yi Zhilu felt that the quiet world was so indescribably beautiful, and he couldn't hide his curiosity, so he went back to the window to peek Outside.
Haw——
There was something under the crack of the door desperately squeezing in from the outside, the sound of breaking through the barrier set by Lie Xiaozhuang was extremely ear-piercing, Yi Zhilu could only see the golden radiance from that thing, and it was a blurry mass like rubbing Crumpled papyrus, like shapeless rice cakes, got out from the crack of the door.
The mass rested at the door for a while, as if it had had enough breath, and suddenly there was another burst of blinding light, and the originally blurred straw paper rice cake turned into a charcoal black figure drawn by a child with a burnt stick.
The distorted body, one big and one small dull eyes, the mouth with long fangs, is dotted with red paint as if bleeding, the villain looks around looking for prey, the red paint drips down the corner of his mouth Even more weird.
There is no way to laugh out loud because of this childish brushwork. What Yi Zhilu fears most is the weird human figures and animals drawn by children. At first glance, he can still laugh because of his distortions, but the more he looks at it, the more creepy he feels. In the end, this kind of villain made him feel even more frightened.
His eyes suddenly met the villain, and with a swipe, the villain rushed to the window and stood there, making a weird laugh. Yi Zhilu was so frightened that he fell down and quickly changed back to his original shape. Lie Xiaozhuang The shrinking technique applied to the original shape was still working, with his small body, Yi Zhilu hid under the bed.
The villain came over and didn't see the person he was looking for, so he continued to laugh sinisterly and bumped his head against the window. Every time he bumped, his body would grow bigger. When his eyes were about to be as big as the window, Yi Zhilu found that the whole The house was trembling because of his impact. It is not difficult to imagine that when this villain gets older, maybe the whole house will be overturned by him.
Is it possible that I will die here?
Yi Zhilu was frightened and cried, and a thought popped up in his mind - if I die, will Lie Xiaozhuang forget me?
71 I want to stay
Death is not a terrible thing.
As an animal, Yi Zhilu has long been used to seeing life and death, the pursuit of the predator and the hunted
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